I realised today that unlike most shows this season, *cough* Bones, Glee *cough cough* Big Bang Theory has had an episode EVERY SINGLE WEEK since their premiere. Kudos to them for that!
OH MY GOD IT'S FUN WITH FLAGS!!!! THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE PART OF ALL LAST SEASON, AND THEY BROUGHT IT BACK!!!! And they have Wil Wheaton this week, this is gonna be AMAZING!!!
Lol Amy hates Wil's acting hahaha she's so harsh! And Sheldon's on Wil's side for once (as am I, I think he's fine..) I'm loving this lol
Oh lord, Howard has a plaid dickie haha and Bernadette wants him to move all his stuff to her apartment (but not the light sabers!)
Sheldon went to dinner with Wil and 'we got to sit right beside the frozen yogurt machine! This close!' Leonard tells Sheldon that Amy is mad about him not taking her side, and Amy is all 'yea, I was mad' lol Sheldon says 'what a weird day!'
OK this clears things up - I have been wondering forever why Bernadette still works at the Cheesecake Factory if she's working at the university lol and apparently she doesn't anymore! Also, Penny is a terrible waitress, and she admits it!
Sheldon got Amy a gift to make her feel better, and I was hoping SO MUCH that it would be another tiara (second favourite part of last season!!) but it was a set of Star Trek DVDs because apparently she needs to familiarise herself with Wil Wheaton's body of work 'to learn that she insulted a national treasure' haha
Penny cons Sheldon into drinking a Long Island Ice Tea, and he says that apparently the second X-chromosome is full of 'nothing but nonsense and twaddle' haha gee thanks! And he gets drunk really fast so he becomes all Southern 'that low-down polecat done wronged my woman!'
Howard moves out and tells Bernadette a story about his mother when his father had first left and she was all lonely, and it makes me sad and Bernadette feel so guilty so she packs up his stuff and says he's moving back to his mother's (and then gets on her Howard's-mom-voice haha)
A very tipsy Sheldon (apparently he blinks weird when he's drunk) shows up at Wil's house and pounds twice on the door (doing his typical knock but he loses track haha 'wait how many was that?') and threatens to beat an apology out of him, then goes 'WAIT THAT WAS ONLY TWICE' and pounds on the doorframe!!! I am laughing so hard I'm afraid I'll wake my roomie up, but I can't help it IT'S SO DAMN FUNNY!!! Then he pukes in the bushes and Wil stands behind him laughing almost as hard as I am XD
OH MY GOD MORE FUN WITH FLAGS!!! TWICE IN ONE EPISODE, THEY HAVE SPOILED US BBT FANS!!!
Then they bring out Lavar Burton!! OMG!!! (The only thing that would possibly make this better is if Troy from Community was sitting there staring like this at him: O.O) And surprise, surprise, Amy hates him too haha but Sheldon has learned his lesson lol and agrees with her this time - Lavar is cool with it as long as he gets lunch!
Whew. This season so far has, quite possibly, been their best ever. I know this show is just epic in general, but they just keep outdoing themselves!! And if Jim Parsons doesn't win an Emmy next year, well then I will just have to drive to Hollywood to give him my very own made-up award (cos my name's Emily, some people call me Emmy... Get it??) UNTIL NEXT WEEK!!!
Thursday, 8 November 2012
Glee - 'The Role You Were Born To Play'
Glee's back!! Glee's back!!!
Arty's visiting Finn at the tire shop, Finn's grumpy. Poor guy. Arty thinks Finn just needs a 'creative outlet' so he 'holds the musical hostage' to try and convince Finn to co-direct the musical with him! I'm actually super-excited because I've missed Finn!!
Blaine's really sad, Sam tells him to get over it, so the natural thing to do is sing 'hopelessly devoted to you'... And look at a scrapbook of pictures of Kurt. That's kinda weird, no? It's not even pictures of the 2 of them, it's all just Kurt O.o And then he goes to walk through the football practise (why?) wearing bright yellow jeans lol and now he's auditioning! Oh crap I hope he doesn't cry again, I can't stand another Blaine-sing-and-cry scene!! Then when they say they want him to be Danny, he starts crying and says he can't so he runs away. But he looks just like him!!!
OMFG ARTY NEEDED A VOCAL COACH AND A CHOREOGRAPHER SO MIKE AND MERCEDES ARE BACK!!!! IN SLOW MOTION NO LESS!! OMG!!! YAAAY!!! Although you'd think they would have stuff to do back at their schools?? WHO CARES THEYRE HERE!!!
Beiste is playing relationship/football coach to Will and Emma and Emma agrees to go with Will to Washington - and suddenly Beiste looks like she's gonna cry?? Why?! We're 10 minutes in and everyone's already sad!
No one can find anyone to play Danny (Sam would rather be hit by a car door again than play the lead) so Finn goes to the football team and finds a random guy dancing on the sidelines so, of course, he decides 'I want to get that guy in the play' haha
Sue's lurking in the bathroom and trying to be mean to Marley/ee but can't find a mean nickname for her haha but she's just being awful to Wade/Unique who wants to play Rizzo in the play so then they sing and dance down the hallway OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG!!! Pink's 'Blow Me (One Last Kiss)' one of my fave songs of the year!! So badass and catchy lol! I love Marlee/ey but she was mostly shouting that song :/ No one can beat Pink!!
Finn sneaks into the study hall to talk to the Ryder guy and tells him to join Glee club, but the poor kid had to study 24/7 and is still getting a C (and he hasn't even seen Dark Night Rises yet!)
Then Arty gives Finn a lesson in jukeboxes and (surprise, surprise) Ryder shows up onstage, says he can't sing, Finn compares singing to 'a really good poop' hahaha and they sing! Damn this kid's good! Sounds almost the same as Finn lol, but we all know how much I love Finn, so that's a good thing!!
Ryder talks to Marlee/ey and Jake looks jealous so then Kitty disses him and goes over to introduce herself to Ryder and diss my girl Marley/ee and NOW I love Ryder even more cos he says to her 'you seem like such a bitch, what'd she ever do to you?' Poor Marlee/ey runs away crying and Kitty informs Ryder 'I'm single by the way' and he gives her a look like 'Good for you, I wonder why'.
Then she and Jake decide theyre not too cool for the musical after all, and audition effectively ruining another of my favourite songs 'Everybody Talks' by Neon Trees. Jake is fine, of course, but Kitty is (of course) one of those overly-throaty over-pronouncing singers. Ugh I hate her. Good thing none of the guys actually like her, Jake's only using her to try and make Marlee/ey notice him, and Ryder can see her for what she really is!
Then Sue calls Finn and Will into the principal's office to bitch about how much she doesn't want Unique to play a girl in the play (this was hilarious considering Figgins didn't even realise Unique was a guy) and then when Finn is telling Sue off for being a bigot, he accidentally calls her baby the r-word and immideately stops himself and apologizes, but it's too late... Damn :/
The 4 finalists for Danny and Sandy have a dance-off and Kitty is a super-bitch (and gets a telling-off from Mercedes!) but everyone else NAILED it!! One of the most entertaing dance routines they've ever had on this show!!
So then Finn posts the list and everyone gets the roles we expected - Unique as Rizzo, Sam as the hit-by-a-door guy, Brittney as Cha-Cha, Tina as Jan, Blaine as Teen Angel.. And then Jake doesn't get Danny, Ryder does, and he looks disappointed but handles it, Marlee/ey gets Sandy and is SO happy, then Kitty marches up and sees that she's been given the role of 'Patty Simcox? Patty SIMCOX? Who the HELL is Patty Simcox?? I don't get it, I prayed REALLY hard on this!' Joe points out 'Maybe God was distracted by all the people with cancer!' hahahaha and she fires back 'shut up, Avatar!' Then she rants at Marley (I finally looked it up, that's how you spell it lol) about how she's gonna need to look for something slimming when she goes dumpster-diving for her costume and I'm thinking, you know what, 1) SLAP THAT BITCH and 2) You don't need to stand there while someone is insulting you for 5 minutes, WALK AWAY, girl!!!
Oh I forgot to mention earlier, amongst all the play-drama, Beiste found Emma in her office having second thoughts about going to Washington with Will. Now Will walks in on Emma stress-cooking and she tells him that she thinks she can't do it and they have an utterly adorable conversation about what it means to be someone's wife, and they agree that she can stay there when he goes to Washington, and alternate weekends (she'll go there, he'll come back, etc) until he comes back.
Then he goes to the school and talks to Finn about how he's leaving (but only temporarily, because Finn freaked out for a second) and what it means to grow up and then he reveals that he had an idea and - OH MY GOD FINN'S GONNA RUN GLEE CLUB!!!!!!!!! THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Lol I'm so excited now!! Can't wait for next week!
Arty's visiting Finn at the tire shop, Finn's grumpy. Poor guy. Arty thinks Finn just needs a 'creative outlet' so he 'holds the musical hostage' to try and convince Finn to co-direct the musical with him! I'm actually super-excited because I've missed Finn!!
Blaine's really sad, Sam tells him to get over it, so the natural thing to do is sing 'hopelessly devoted to you'... And look at a scrapbook of pictures of Kurt. That's kinda weird, no? It's not even pictures of the 2 of them, it's all just Kurt O.o And then he goes to walk through the football practise (why?) wearing bright yellow jeans lol and now he's auditioning! Oh crap I hope he doesn't cry again, I can't stand another Blaine-sing-and-cry scene!! Then when they say they want him to be Danny, he starts crying and says he can't so he runs away. But he looks just like him!!!
OMFG ARTY NEEDED A VOCAL COACH AND A CHOREOGRAPHER SO MIKE AND MERCEDES ARE BACK!!!! IN SLOW MOTION NO LESS!! OMG!!! YAAAY!!! Although you'd think they would have stuff to do back at their schools?? WHO CARES THEYRE HERE!!!
Beiste is playing relationship/football coach to Will and Emma and Emma agrees to go with Will to Washington - and suddenly Beiste looks like she's gonna cry?? Why?! We're 10 minutes in and everyone's already sad!
No one can find anyone to play Danny (Sam would rather be hit by a car door again than play the lead) so Finn goes to the football team and finds a random guy dancing on the sidelines so, of course, he decides 'I want to get that guy in the play' haha
Sue's lurking in the bathroom and trying to be mean to Marley/ee but can't find a mean nickname for her haha but she's just being awful to Wade/Unique who wants to play Rizzo in the play so then they sing and dance down the hallway OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG!!! Pink's 'Blow Me (One Last Kiss)' one of my fave songs of the year!! So badass and catchy lol! I love Marlee/ey but she was mostly shouting that song :/ No one can beat Pink!!
Finn sneaks into the study hall to talk to the Ryder guy and tells him to join Glee club, but the poor kid had to study 24/7 and is still getting a C (and he hasn't even seen Dark Night Rises yet!)
Then Arty gives Finn a lesson in jukeboxes and (surprise, surprise) Ryder shows up onstage, says he can't sing, Finn compares singing to 'a really good poop' hahaha and they sing! Damn this kid's good! Sounds almost the same as Finn lol, but we all know how much I love Finn, so that's a good thing!!
Ryder talks to Marlee/ey and Jake looks jealous so then Kitty disses him and goes over to introduce herself to Ryder and diss my girl Marley/ee and NOW I love Ryder even more cos he says to her 'you seem like such a bitch, what'd she ever do to you?' Poor Marlee/ey runs away crying and Kitty informs Ryder 'I'm single by the way' and he gives her a look like 'Good for you, I wonder why'.
Then she and Jake decide theyre not too cool for the musical after all, and audition effectively ruining another of my favourite songs 'Everybody Talks' by Neon Trees. Jake is fine, of course, but Kitty is (of course) one of those overly-throaty over-pronouncing singers. Ugh I hate her. Good thing none of the guys actually like her, Jake's only using her to try and make Marlee/ey notice him, and Ryder can see her for what she really is!
Then Sue calls Finn and Will into the principal's office to bitch about how much she doesn't want Unique to play a girl in the play (this was hilarious considering Figgins didn't even realise Unique was a guy) and then when Finn is telling Sue off for being a bigot, he accidentally calls her baby the r-word and immideately stops himself and apologizes, but it's too late... Damn :/
The 4 finalists for Danny and Sandy have a dance-off and Kitty is a super-bitch (and gets a telling-off from Mercedes!) but everyone else NAILED it!! One of the most entertaing dance routines they've ever had on this show!!
So then Finn posts the list and everyone gets the roles we expected - Unique as Rizzo, Sam as the hit-by-a-door guy, Brittney as Cha-Cha, Tina as Jan, Blaine as Teen Angel.. And then Jake doesn't get Danny, Ryder does, and he looks disappointed but handles it, Marlee/ey gets Sandy and is SO happy, then Kitty marches up and sees that she's been given the role of 'Patty Simcox? Patty SIMCOX? Who the HELL is Patty Simcox?? I don't get it, I prayed REALLY hard on this!' Joe points out 'Maybe God was distracted by all the people with cancer!' hahahaha and she fires back 'shut up, Avatar!' Then she rants at Marley (I finally looked it up, that's how you spell it lol) about how she's gonna need to look for something slimming when she goes dumpster-diving for her costume and I'm thinking, you know what, 1) SLAP THAT BITCH and 2) You don't need to stand there while someone is insulting you for 5 minutes, WALK AWAY, girl!!!
Oh I forgot to mention earlier, amongst all the play-drama, Beiste found Emma in her office having second thoughts about going to Washington with Will. Now Will walks in on Emma stress-cooking and she tells him that she thinks she can't do it and they have an utterly adorable conversation about what it means to be someone's wife, and they agree that she can stay there when he goes to Washington, and alternate weekends (she'll go there, he'll come back, etc) until he comes back.
Then he goes to the school and talks to Finn about how he's leaving (but only temporarily, because Finn freaked out for a second) and what it means to grow up and then he reveals that he had an idea and - OH MY GOD FINN'S GONNA RUN GLEE CLUB!!!!!!!!! THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Lol I'm so excited now!! Can't wait for next week!
Wednesday, 7 November 2012
CSI - 'Pick and Roll'
I'm not in much of a blogging mood today, I'm incredibly tired and, y'know, midterms and such... But I'll do my best!
OK so I already know the general plotline of this episode, Charlie Russell's basketball coach is killed and he's a suspect.. But based on that opening scene, I'm not sure the coach didn't deserve it - he's such an ass!!
Coach was found, super-bloody, on the floor of the shower in the locker room (a nicer locker room than I've ever seen!), and I've been watching so many CSI reruns lately (all of season 2 in the past week!) than comparatively speaking, Brass looks WAY older, and almost.. like he's been sick? Well, he is almost 70. But back to the story!
Finn and Sara (who I noticed was randomly absent last week) find evidence that the killer dragged the body farther out of the shower from where he died.
AWKWARD TURTLE!! Russell goes to Charlie's dorm room and his girlfriend opens the door in her underwear.. Who does that?! Apparently they've been dating for months, haha DB says 'thanks for sharing!'
Charlie says that he overeheard the coach arguing the night before with the guy who gave the donation that built the gym - Brass interviews this Oxford guy, and he's an ass too. Apparently he 'doesn't get mad, he gets what he wants'. Give me a break.. Also the coach apparently got beat up a lot.
Henry and Greg (whose hair has gotten less awesome since the second season :( ) find a jersey that is covered with the coach's blood. When they interview the owner of the jersey, he says the spatter got there because there was a fight in the locker room the night before - and Charlie punched the coach. Uh-oh.
Alright, Charlie punched the coash because he called Vanessa a tramp. Yea that makes sense for him to punch him over that. And Russell's mad over that. Not surprised, but that really was justified.
Morgan sees awkwardly-walking Hodges marching back and forth in heels on a peice of paper trying to match the shoe pattern to those found on the floor of the locker room. That was entertaining XD
The coach's wife was out of town over the weekend, and apparently he had a 'man-cave' in the basement that was full of sex toys and stuff.. Which was covered with DNA not belonging to his wife! So he's an ass AND a cheater? Now I really hate this guy.. Also, his old bruises and such match the whips and riding crops in his basement.
Charlie and Vanessa go over to the Russell's for dinner and drop a bombshell on them - they're moving in together O.o
They trace the coach's calls and texts to a Club Iris, and go there to interview a 'Madam Z' who he had been talking to, and OH MY GOD it turns out to be Vanessa!! AWKWARD!! And no wonder the coach called her a tramp - he knew firsthand that she was a hooker!
OK so I was apparently distracted, Oxford turned up dead too and either they didn't go to that crime scene or I missed it altogether, but he was shot by the gun registered to the coach, Oxford and the coash's wife were sleeping together, but she says she didn't do it, although she did stumble upon her husband's dead body, and then we are treated to some classic Brass sarcasm - 'Well, at least you called 911. Oh, wait, oh yea that's right, you didn't!' :P
Apparently the mystery shoeprint wasn't a shoe at all, but an old old old basketball that was hand-stitched and signed by James Naismith!!! :O That's a historically important relic!!! You don't go carrying that around and bouncing it in blood!!! It belonged to the dean of the university, who killed the coach in a fit of rage after the coach was an insulting ass toward him! And then killed the spoiled-Oxford guy with the coach's gun to cover it up. Am I getting that right? I'm so tired...
Oh and Vanessa dumped Charlie out of the blue and wouldn't say why, poor kid is crushed but Russell won't tell him or his wife what he found out.
This was an interesting episode, I wish I had been able to pay better attention lol. Until next week!
OK so I already know the general plotline of this episode, Charlie Russell's basketball coach is killed and he's a suspect.. But based on that opening scene, I'm not sure the coach didn't deserve it - he's such an ass!!
Coach was found, super-bloody, on the floor of the shower in the locker room (a nicer locker room than I've ever seen!), and I've been watching so many CSI reruns lately (all of season 2 in the past week!) than comparatively speaking, Brass looks WAY older, and almost.. like he's been sick? Well, he is almost 70. But back to the story!
Finn and Sara (who I noticed was randomly absent last week) find evidence that the killer dragged the body farther out of the shower from where he died.
AWKWARD TURTLE!! Russell goes to Charlie's dorm room and his girlfriend opens the door in her underwear.. Who does that?! Apparently they've been dating for months, haha DB says 'thanks for sharing!'
Charlie says that he overeheard the coach arguing the night before with the guy who gave the donation that built the gym - Brass interviews this Oxford guy, and he's an ass too. Apparently he 'doesn't get mad, he gets what he wants'. Give me a break.. Also the coach apparently got beat up a lot.
Henry and Greg (whose hair has gotten less awesome since the second season :( ) find a jersey that is covered with the coach's blood. When they interview the owner of the jersey, he says the spatter got there because there was a fight in the locker room the night before - and Charlie punched the coach. Uh-oh.
Alright, Charlie punched the coash because he called Vanessa a tramp. Yea that makes sense for him to punch him over that. And Russell's mad over that. Not surprised, but that really was justified.
Morgan sees awkwardly-walking Hodges marching back and forth in heels on a peice of paper trying to match the shoe pattern to those found on the floor of the locker room. That was entertaining XD
The coach's wife was out of town over the weekend, and apparently he had a 'man-cave' in the basement that was full of sex toys and stuff.. Which was covered with DNA not belonging to his wife! So he's an ass AND a cheater? Now I really hate this guy.. Also, his old bruises and such match the whips and riding crops in his basement.
Charlie and Vanessa go over to the Russell's for dinner and drop a bombshell on them - they're moving in together O.o
They trace the coach's calls and texts to a Club Iris, and go there to interview a 'Madam Z' who he had been talking to, and OH MY GOD it turns out to be Vanessa!! AWKWARD!! And no wonder the coach called her a tramp - he knew firsthand that she was a hooker!
OK so I was apparently distracted, Oxford turned up dead too and either they didn't go to that crime scene or I missed it altogether, but he was shot by the gun registered to the coach, Oxford and the coash's wife were sleeping together, but she says she didn't do it, although she did stumble upon her husband's dead body, and then we are treated to some classic Brass sarcasm - 'Well, at least you called 911. Oh, wait, oh yea that's right, you didn't!' :P
Apparently the mystery shoeprint wasn't a shoe at all, but an old old old basketball that was hand-stitched and signed by James Naismith!!! :O That's a historically important relic!!! You don't go carrying that around and bouncing it in blood!!! It belonged to the dean of the university, who killed the coach in a fit of rage after the coach was an insulting ass toward him! And then killed the spoiled-Oxford guy with the coach's gun to cover it up. Am I getting that right? I'm so tired...
Oh and Vanessa dumped Charlie out of the blue and wouldn't say why, poor kid is crushed but Russell won't tell him or his wife what he found out.
This was an interesting episode, I wish I had been able to pay better attention lol. Until next week!
Bones - 'The method in the madness'
Sorry for another late posting, my Internet was screwy, and then my mom called halfway through the episode, so I missed it and then couldn't watch online due to screwy Internet... bla.
I was really looking forward to this episode after their hiatus (And I’m especially looking forward to a plotline involving Sweets – yay!)
I was really looking forward to this episode after their hiatus (And I’m especially looking forward to a plotline involving Sweets – yay!)
Good greif garbage guys finding a body and start to freak out. Who wouldn't?
Awww poor Sweets is sleeping on a couch in his office... Poor guy looks so depressed that Booth suggests he move in with him and Bones for a while. I really think I’m going to enjoy this (also heard that he’s in a towel at one point teehee).
Between watching this show and the various incarnations of CSI over the years, I’d like to think I have a pretty strong stomach, but that crime scene was just GROSS. The body was partly skin (hands and feet looked normal) partly bones, and for some reason all the organs were removed and in a garbage bag, which leaked when Hodgins picked it up, and spilled guts and crud all over the ground and Cam.
I’m still not sure I like the new opening credits… Season 8 is too late to change the theme song!!
Apparently the victim was still alive when her organs were removed and her skin was cut off, but they lied to Angela and said that she was ‘probably dead’. Then Fisher (yay I’ve missed that guy!) mentioned serial killer Ed Gein and I am debating over whether, once we discover the entirety of the crime, it’ll be more disturbing than Gein's. When Booth shows Sweets the photos of the victim, even he is grossed out.
Side note: I just got a book called 501 Most Notorious Crimes and as soon as Fisher mentioned Gein, I flipped to his page and refreshed my memory - that guy was messed-up. But I am going to enjoy reading along when the cast of Criminal Minds are talking about serial killers :)
Side note: I just got a book called 501 Most Notorious Crimes and as soon as Fisher mentioned Gein, I flipped to his page and refreshed my memory - that guy was messed-up. But I am going to enjoy reading along when the cast of Criminal Minds are talking about serial killers :)
Angela’s checklist – piece together the face, reconstruct the face, search for the the victim’s identity, then hurl. Sounds about right! Once she puts together the face, she and Hodgins both gasp because her face matches the face of a girl named Jess from the label of their son’s favourite brand of applesauce! That’s certainly an unconventional way to make an ID, I gotta say…
Booth and Brennan interview the other owner of the applesauce store (it’s in an artisan neighbourhood, prompting Brennan to point out that ‘olden times’ is not a real historical period lol), and she points them in the direction of a creepy guy named Adam who kept giving Jess meat, (not as weird as it sounds, he's a butcher) just as, back at the lab, Hodgins and Fisher - the latter still talking about serial killers - realise that the killer would have used a straight-edged knife and would have had to be extremely strong in order to make such deep cuts.
Adam says he would never have used chemicals, such as the ammonia used to clean the body, because of his organic-ness, and also that some big angry guy had threatened to crush his skull if he didn’t leave Jess alone; and he says that he was only giving her the free meat because she wasn’t making a lot of money and was barely able to feed herself. Angela and Hodgins find a bunch of 100$ bills on her body that would indicate otherwise, hmmm...
They then find out that Jessica was lying about going to the doctor to have treatments for lupus - she was perfectly healthy. So why was she going to the doctor??
Apparently Sweets is a wonderful houseguest, but Booth still doesn't want him (Sweets) folding his (Booth's) Captain America boxers. They interview Jessica's doctor (who I recognise from somewhere - big shock) and he says she was being checked monthly for STDs, the implication being that she was a prostitute on the side.
Fisher took some pig bones from the garbage at the butcher's, to get around the need for a warrant (genius! I wish I had thought of that!), and he finds that although the pig bones and the victim's bones display the same level of skill in how they were sliced and skinned, the victim was killed by someone right-handed and the butcher Adam was a lefty. Then Cam tells him that the victim may have been a prostitute, and he goes 'Wait! Her throat was slit, she was a prostitute, and found in thegarbage! This killer is mimicking Jack the Ripper!' (I swear, it's like he's reading my book.. Or maybe he wrote it!)
Working by lanternlight (because, of course, it's only natural), Fisher finds - something.
LMAO Booth accidentally walked in on Sweets in the bathtub and is all mad hahaha so Sweets comes out in a towel and analyses Booth's 'fear of nudity' (apparently called 'gymnophobia', thanks Sweets) and he's hairier than I remembered.. Kinda getting round in the stomach too, but he's damn cute so I'll take it :P
Then there's a knock at the door, and Fisher is there! And he can 'see right up Sweet's skirt' on the stairs haha, apparently the 'something' he found was fractures on the victim's wrists, indicating she was restrained. So Sweets and Fisher agree on the serial killer theory. And Booth kicks Fisher out and calls Sweets a Sasquatch. Fun times!
Cam found alcohol in Jessica's stomach matching a kind made by a company owned by her doctor - then when they go to his apartment, they find him standing over a woman tied to the bed, and wearing a cape, top hat, and holding a knife! O.o He says he was using Jessica's 'services' when she hurt her wrists from struggling and a giant guy came in and threatened him!
Angela finds the guy on a security camera and they find him and he says he was friends with Jessica's father years ago and he admits to threatening Adam and attacking the doctor. He said he offered to get her investors for her applesauce company.
Angela and Cam find out that the victim was likely cut up by a machine based on how evenly-spaced the cuts were. Booth thinks that the co-owner could have been angry over Jessica wanting to sell out, so he and Bones go to interview her, and she admits that she had slapped Jess, and Jess had fallen in the giant blender-thing (which should really have a lid on it!) and it was an accident!
I have to admit, I'm a teensy bit disappointed by the lack of a serial killer in this episode :/ That's weird.
Sweets wants to move out but Bones insists they dance around like fools first to 'celebrate his freedom' hahaha and Booth sits by with a raised eyebrow drinking his Scotch XD
Adam says he would never have used chemicals, such as the ammonia used to clean the body, because of his organic-ness, and also that some big angry guy had threatened to crush his skull if he didn’t leave Jess alone; and he says that he was only giving her the free meat because she wasn’t making a lot of money and was barely able to feed herself. Angela and Hodgins find a bunch of 100$ bills on her body that would indicate otherwise, hmmm...
They then find out that Jessica was lying about going to the doctor to have treatments for lupus - she was perfectly healthy. So why was she going to the doctor??
Apparently Sweets is a wonderful houseguest, but Booth still doesn't want him (Sweets) folding his (Booth's) Captain America boxers. They interview Jessica's doctor (who I recognise from somewhere - big shock) and he says she was being checked monthly for STDs, the implication being that she was a prostitute on the side.
Fisher took some pig bones from the garbage at the butcher's, to get around the need for a warrant (genius! I wish I had thought of that!), and he finds that although the pig bones and the victim's bones display the same level of skill in how they were sliced and skinned, the victim was killed by someone right-handed and the butcher Adam was a lefty. Then Cam tells him that the victim may have been a prostitute, and he goes 'Wait! Her throat was slit, she was a prostitute, and found in thegarbage! This killer is mimicking Jack the Ripper!' (I swear, it's like he's reading my book.. Or maybe he wrote it!)
Working by lanternlight (because, of course, it's only natural), Fisher finds - something.
LMAO Booth accidentally walked in on Sweets in the bathtub and is all mad hahaha so Sweets comes out in a towel and analyses Booth's 'fear of nudity' (apparently called 'gymnophobia', thanks Sweets) and he's hairier than I remembered.. Kinda getting round in the stomach too, but he's damn cute so I'll take it :P
Then there's a knock at the door, and Fisher is there! And he can 'see right up Sweet's skirt' on the stairs haha, apparently the 'something' he found was fractures on the victim's wrists, indicating she was restrained. So Sweets and Fisher agree on the serial killer theory. And Booth kicks Fisher out and calls Sweets a Sasquatch. Fun times!
Cam found alcohol in Jessica's stomach matching a kind made by a company owned by her doctor - then when they go to his apartment, they find him standing over a woman tied to the bed, and wearing a cape, top hat, and holding a knife! O.o He says he was using Jessica's 'services' when she hurt her wrists from struggling and a giant guy came in and threatened him!
Angela finds the guy on a security camera and they find him and he says he was friends with Jessica's father years ago and he admits to threatening Adam and attacking the doctor. He said he offered to get her investors for her applesauce company.
Angela and Cam find out that the victim was likely cut up by a machine based on how evenly-spaced the cuts were. Booth thinks that the co-owner could have been angry over Jessica wanting to sell out, so he and Bones go to interview her, and she admits that she had slapped Jess, and Jess had fallen in the giant blender-thing (which should really have a lid on it!) and it was an accident!
I have to admit, I'm a teensy bit disappointed by the lack of a serial killer in this episode :/ That's weird.
Sweets wants to move out but Bones insists they dance around like fools first to 'celebrate his freedom' hahaha and Booth sits by with a raised eyebrow drinking his Scotch XD
Tuesday, 6 November 2012
HIMYM - 'The Autumn of Breakups'
This episode was originally slated to air last week but didn’t, and I only just today realised why – it was because of Hurricane Sandy! Again, hoping everyone is safe and secure (obviously if you’re reading this, you have power – yay!) and if you can, please donate to those who are not safe and secure and having power, through the Red Cross. Now, on with the show!
I’m sure that by now, Bob Saget is really tired of saying ‘kids’ lol… In fact, he sounds almost the same every time, I wonder if that’s just a standard recording they use… So anyway, we open with Barney finding a dog-version of himself, and narrator-Ted saying that since he (Barney) was a bit of a dog, he wanted a dog-wingman… TADAAH!! Except this dog-Barney is kind of too scruffly – I’m sure he’d never wear suits!
And uh-oh I think this is the episode where Victoria and Ted break up L OMG Marshall just said ‘Oohh honeysweetiebaby’ and ‘bitch please’ both in one monologue (I’m totally stealing that first line, btw haha) and then he and Lily high-fived while he made some very funny facial expressions teehee XD but apparently Victoria would not be fine with just taking things slow, which is true, I mean I don’t see why Ted is all being stupid, the two of them have known each other for a long time, it’s not like they just met, and HE was always the one wanting to settle down, so what’s his deal??
Barney named the dog Bro-ver, and made some very weird dog/sex puns, and Robin’s worried about him (she should be, he just borderline made-out with the dog! Ew..) so she decides she and Nick should invite Barney over for dinner.
Is it just me, or is Jason Segal looking way skinnier in this episode? And Lily’s training him to be a slightly-more-feminine her XD They’re so sassy! And oh thank god, Lily pointed out that they dated before so the clock doesn’t start over at zero, it re-starts from where they left off.
Victoria agrees on the clock-thing, she brings out her wedding dress and VERY POINTEDLY asks Ted if he thinks she will EVER NEED IT AGAIN lol I’m going to miss her, she’s priceless!
And apparently I was wrong about Brover wearing suits haha Barney got him one! And a bunch of ties too lol
Ted brings up The Moseby Boys lol and Victoria’s like ‘dude, I’ve heard that one before’.
Ouch, Nick called Barney’s use of a dog-wingman ‘pathetic’ and then Barney lists all the way’s he’s reciprocated for Bro-ver lol
And Marshall has a posession-like experience when trying to give Ted advice, because he’s found his ‘inner goddess’ (I’m praying that’s not a 50 Shades of Gray reference) and she’s Southern! And Ted is mad lol so he leaves
Aww poor Barney has to return Brover to his owner (who else saw that coming, as soon as his phone rang at dinner?) but I want to know HOW THE HELL SHE KNEW BARNEY HAD HIM??!!!
And of course, his natural reaction is to go jump off the balcony?? (Robin grabbed him and pulled him back, don’t worry!)
AWWW Ted proposed to Victoria and she said yes but there’s still 10 minutes to go, so I know this is going downhill… OMG and then she says ‘there’s just one thing.. You can’t be friends with Robin.’ OH NO SHE DIDN’T!!!! (5 bucks says that’s Marshall’s reaction when Ted tells him..) SHIIT that’s like Emily and Ross from Friends (altho Ted didn’t say Robin’s name when he shouldn’t have!) this is bad, other than the valid point about Robin being the reason for their first breakup, I didn’t think Victoria had a problem with her!! And so suddenly after the proposal, WHO DOES THAT??!!! Damn I love Victoria, but this makes sense that they’d break up over that. (I would like to point out that Quin didn’t issue that ultimatim to Barney!) But she also says Robin’s super-nice lol . And they’re talking about Nick’s lame catchphrase attempts on his cooking show haha – uh-oh and here comes the beginning of the end for those two, Nick’s jealous that Robin wants to look after Barney when he’s so sad about the dog, who he then proceeds to cry and hug. AWW!
Marshall does a snap-point thing which Lily does not return, she sides with Victoria :O (and I lost my bet with the Internet, Marshall did not ‘oh-no-she-didn’t’ anything) but poor Ted is sad because Robin will never be in love with him so he’d rather pick Victoria. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS, SIR MOSEBY??
OK Internet, double or nothing, 10 bucks says Barney sleeps with the owner of the dog. And he accidentally ‘outs’ Robin’s aunt who she gave her dogs to back in the day (and she’s hilariously shocked) The owner hugs Barney and the dog and apparently his real name is ‘Mr. Sprinkles’ which Barney finds ridiculous, and then she assumes that Barney and Robin are a couple and they stammer akwardly lol Robin pretends to be her lesbian aunt (which apparently involves having a very deep voice) and leaves, so Barney realises that Robin is actually the best wingman ever (aww that’d so be me lol although I’d make fun of my friends for being such huge manwhores). So he goes in to the owner’s apartment (Pay up Internet!) and then Robin goes back to Nick and he says it’s fine that she has really close guy friends, he only gets kinda jealous of them stealing her away in the middle of the night, and then of course she gets a text from Ted asking her to come see him lol.. And he tells Victoria that he’s not in love with Robin but she’s like family to him, and he can’t end that... So she says ‘I hope you get her someday’ and cries and walks out. And I become really sad too L
That was a very long paragraph.
That was a very short paragraph, to make up for the preceding long one.. And then things get confusing, Robin arrives at Ted’s apartment and says that he called her to the bar to tell her that he wanted to write a series of books about the Moseby Boys, wtf? And then they NOW tell her that he and Victoria broke up, she feels bad but doesn’t know why, then there’s a flashback to Ted telling Lily and Barney that they can’t ever tell Robin she was the reason for the breakup, then flash forward to them sitting in his apartment and his voiceover saying ‘of course, she did eventually find out, but we’ll get to that.’ Aww… OMG WEIRD I just saw the ending credit, apparently the name of the girl who plays Victoria was Ashley Williams – I went to highschool with a girl with the same name O.o That’s weird.
Night everyone! Until next week (when Robin and Nick break up… yay..)
Saturday, 3 November 2012
SNL - Louis C.K.
Note: I would like to apologize for horrible punctuation in this posting, about halfway through I somehow screwed up my keyboard and pressing the apostrophe key makes the è symbol and I have no clue how to fix it! O.o And the question mark key makes a É, Im so confused I dont know whats happening!!!
I was wondering what would happen to SNL if the power was still knocked out from Hurricane Sandy last week.. Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, in the same building (30 Rockefeller!) kicked out their audience and filmed with no audience (I watched, it was really interesting to be the only one laughing - and shout out to cutie Seth Meyers who was the first guest that night!) My school was closed for a day because a water main burst down the road so they cut water to the campus (unfortunately, I live on campus, so I had to go to the bathroom in a port-a-potty outside - not fun!) and New York was in much worse condition. Anyway, they have power, and they're on!
The cold open was about, what else, Sandy, they had the mayor of NYC (Fred) and New Jersey governor Chris Christie (Bobby) and their sign-language interpreters who were making random gestures to match their words (apparently sign language for Obama is pulling one's ears back and looking serious). And Christie will still vote for Romney, but he will hate it. I particularily enjoyed Nasim's interpretation of someone from Jersey hahah, so much bobbing up and down and big hair and weird facial expressions (I think that's the only time someone ever has conveyed an accent without speaking!)
Louis C.K.'s monologue was hilarious (I should hope so, given the fact that he's a stand-up comedian) and he had a handhelp mic, which I think is the first time I've seen that in an SNL monologue (again, probably because he's a standup comedian). It involved Hurricane Sandy and old ladies, and he neglected to mention the musical guest, Fun.! How rude! (Another first I've seen!)
FOX and Friends is on, haha I'm sad I'm not watching this online, because when I watch it online, I can pause and actually read those corrections they run by on the screen! And they have Donald Trump on! (YAAY JASON SUDEIKIS!!!) He says that the flooding of New York will in no way affect the filming of this season of Celebrity Apprentice! Whew, I was worried!
Next they flip to an awkward pre-taped segment of Louis as President Lincoln in a bar talking to Keenan as a black guy, and complaining hat he doesn't have any black friends haha so now he's walking around New Yory trying to meet black people? I don't get it.. Then he goes on stand-up and says 'I hate arguing with slave owners like they're not just f***ing assholes' LMAO Then he argues with his wife about having tickets to somewhere.. I think I know where that's going!! He's back at stand-up and he's saying he's going to get murdered and he knows it hahaha.. 'I feel bad for the detectieve who has to try and solve my murder, they're going to go 'well who could have wanted to kill him? How about the whole middle of the country down?? Cos he kind of just ruined the whole way they do everything'' Good call on that one.. After all, John Wilkes Booth was from the south, I never really thought of that before, always just kind of assumed he was simply of an asshole ;)
Next up we have one of those shows about old-school movies - with a twist, from Australia.. Fred has a terrible Australian accent -.- he's talking about the famous couple played by Bill and Kate who are in all the old Australian movies and are so nonchalant about everything haha
Ahh fun.!!! I have no clue why they have a period in their name but I don't care :) The lead singer is SO talented (and really cute! haha) I don't get why he kind of Auto-tunes his voice sometimes, he's just so unique I love him... And I'm so glad they're playing 'Some Nights', I don't think I have ever loved a song as much as I love this one, it's really hard to describe why I love it, but it's so beautiful (his voice!) and so powerful (the drums!) at the same time that... AGH IT'S JUST INCREDIBLE!!! And there's the incredibly unnecessary Autotuning.. He has an oddly-shaped nose haha it's so cute! I'm done obsessing for now.. But Maroon 5 is on in a few weeks, and I am currently OBSESSED with their latest album, Overexposed, so I can't promise a lack of squeals then...
Hey Seth Meyers! How you doin?? He's making lots of Hurricane Sandy/New York judges, and now we have Sudeikis as Romney! Damn I love his voice XD They're arguing over whether or not he said he woiuld cut funding to FEMA 'In my defense, when I said that.. It was sunny' LMAO and he wants to be President but isn't sure why :P
They're introducing a new character, Kourtney Barnes, social media correspondent, played by new girl Amy (I think?), she's dressed kinda like a brunette Garcia (shoutout to Criminal Minds!) and reading random tweets and Facebook posts kinda-sorta-not-really related to the election
Apparently there was a tree that fell over during the storm that revealed a skeleton buried underneath that might have been there since Colonial times! O.o that is utterly fascinating. I forgot what the joke was.. AND OH MY GOD ITS RANDOM GIRL YOU WISHED YOU HADNT STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH AT A PARTY XD I LOVE HER!!!! She makes no sense but I love her BECAUSE SHE MAKES NO SENSE BUT SHES SO SERIOUS ABOUT IT!!! And Seth has no clue what to do haha.. But he made a serious note on how to help out people through the Red Cross, awww... (Seriously, its a good point, please donate what you can!)
Up next is a weird Skyrim-slash-Game of Thrones parody where Louis is on a snowy mountaintop and blowing a horn trying to summon Zog (whoever that is) and hes irritating the villagers with his horn-blowing, but then it turns out he was reading the scroll wrong, his horn was supposed to summon Zord, who was the guy played by Fred who showed up in the first place! ahaha so funny.. Not really. To be honest, my fave part of that sketch was when the sound effect didnt match up with Louis pretending to blow the horn and he kept picking it back up and putting it down becuase he was out of sync haha...
I have always wondered about the random fees that hotels charge, and Bobby Moynahan is trying to check out of a hotel in a rush and Louis the reception worker guy is taking his time and says that he needs to be charged 65$ for Argon and when Moynahan says he didnt get any Argon, Louis says "its a colourless odourless gas, are you sure you didnt have any" LMAO then he says he must have taken the taxidermied bobcat from the mantel and Bobby argues about it but the fee for that is only 12 cents XD and then Fred walks by carrying the bobcat so nevermind HAHA (Oh and FYI, if you order 6 pristine diamonds delivered on a silk cushion worth 75,000$, you can just say "I never ordered that" and theyll remove it from your charges haha) That was priceless! And they both cracked up at the very end, I wasnt expecting that to happen! Easily the best sketch so far :P
Fun. is back :) And I love this song 'Carry On' too, I've heard it a few times (my friend has their CD, I highly recommend it it's incredible!) I love that the lead singer is wearing a trench coat - how many musicians do that during a performance?? And I just realised, he looks a little bit like a younger, cuter, floppy-haired John Cryer!! O.O Which is odd, considering all the Emmys Louis C.K. won, and the fact that John Cryer pissed me off by taking the Emmy that Jim Parsons deserved... And my Sheldon posters are staring at me as if they're saying 'yea you better mention that I deserved that Emmy!' I think I'm sleep-deprived...
Two people at a bar, mildly amusing, they really have nothing in common but it's last call so they're both really desperate so they're acting like everything is really incredibly coincidentally awesome.. And they're acting drunk but it's funny cos the actors are clearly not drunk so they're flipping back and forth between slurred speech and saying their weird lines... And now they (Louis and Kate) are making out VERY awkwardly and Keenan (the bartender)'s face probably summed up my reaction.. It was like O.o in real life, but with a crooked open disgusted-type mouth too lol... They go outside and start making out against the window of the bar, so Keenan does the only logical thing and grabs a can of spray paint and whites out the window 'Yea, I don't wanna see how that pans out!' Hooray for hilarious awkwardness!! It's rare that they get that ratio right, so I think we should all cherish this moment...
Alright, it's over and it's bedtime for me (haha probably not going to happen...) see you next week with Anne Hathaway and Rihanna!! (Is it too much for me to hope that Andy Samberg returns to do a Shy Ronnie and Rihanna part 3? Probably :( ) Anyway, goodnight y'all! Enjoy the extra hour of sleep tonight! I know I will! :)
I was wondering what would happen to SNL if the power was still knocked out from Hurricane Sandy last week.. Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, in the same building (30 Rockefeller!) kicked out their audience and filmed with no audience (I watched, it was really interesting to be the only one laughing - and shout out to cutie Seth Meyers who was the first guest that night!) My school was closed for a day because a water main burst down the road so they cut water to the campus (unfortunately, I live on campus, so I had to go to the bathroom in a port-a-potty outside - not fun!) and New York was in much worse condition. Anyway, they have power, and they're on!
The cold open was about, what else, Sandy, they had the mayor of NYC (Fred) and New Jersey governor Chris Christie (Bobby) and their sign-language interpreters who were making random gestures to match their words (apparently sign language for Obama is pulling one's ears back and looking serious). And Christie will still vote for Romney, but he will hate it. I particularily enjoyed Nasim's interpretation of someone from Jersey hahah, so much bobbing up and down and big hair and weird facial expressions (I think that's the only time someone ever has conveyed an accent without speaking!)
Louis C.K.'s monologue was hilarious (I should hope so, given the fact that he's a stand-up comedian) and he had a handhelp mic, which I think is the first time I've seen that in an SNL monologue (again, probably because he's a standup comedian). It involved Hurricane Sandy and old ladies, and he neglected to mention the musical guest, Fun.! How rude! (Another first I've seen!)
FOX and Friends is on, haha I'm sad I'm not watching this online, because when I watch it online, I can pause and actually read those corrections they run by on the screen! And they have Donald Trump on! (YAAY JASON SUDEIKIS!!!) He says that the flooding of New York will in no way affect the filming of this season of Celebrity Apprentice! Whew, I was worried!
Next they flip to an awkward pre-taped segment of Louis as President Lincoln in a bar talking to Keenan as a black guy, and complaining hat he doesn't have any black friends haha so now he's walking around New Yory trying to meet black people? I don't get it.. Then he goes on stand-up and says 'I hate arguing with slave owners like they're not just f***ing assholes' LMAO Then he argues with his wife about having tickets to somewhere.. I think I know where that's going!! He's back at stand-up and he's saying he's going to get murdered and he knows it hahaha.. 'I feel bad for the detectieve who has to try and solve my murder, they're going to go 'well who could have wanted to kill him? How about the whole middle of the country down?? Cos he kind of just ruined the whole way they do everything'' Good call on that one.. After all, John Wilkes Booth was from the south, I never really thought of that before, always just kind of assumed he was simply of an asshole ;)
Next up we have one of those shows about old-school movies - with a twist, from Australia.. Fred has a terrible Australian accent -.- he's talking about the famous couple played by Bill and Kate who are in all the old Australian movies and are so nonchalant about everything haha
Ahh fun.!!! I have no clue why they have a period in their name but I don't care :) The lead singer is SO talented (and really cute! haha) I don't get why he kind of Auto-tunes his voice sometimes, he's just so unique I love him... And I'm so glad they're playing 'Some Nights', I don't think I have ever loved a song as much as I love this one, it's really hard to describe why I love it, but it's so beautiful (his voice!) and so powerful (the drums!) at the same time that... AGH IT'S JUST INCREDIBLE!!! And there's the incredibly unnecessary Autotuning.. He has an oddly-shaped nose haha it's so cute! I'm done obsessing for now.. But Maroon 5 is on in a few weeks, and I am currently OBSESSED with their latest album, Overexposed, so I can't promise a lack of squeals then...
Hey Seth Meyers! How you doin?? He's making lots of Hurricane Sandy/New York judges, and now we have Sudeikis as Romney! Damn I love his voice XD They're arguing over whether or not he said he woiuld cut funding to FEMA 'In my defense, when I said that.. It was sunny' LMAO and he wants to be President but isn't sure why :P
They're introducing a new character, Kourtney Barnes, social media correspondent, played by new girl Amy (I think?), she's dressed kinda like a brunette Garcia (shoutout to Criminal Minds!) and reading random tweets and Facebook posts kinda-sorta-not-really related to the election
Apparently there was a tree that fell over during the storm that revealed a skeleton buried underneath that might have been there since Colonial times! O.o that is utterly fascinating. I forgot what the joke was.. AND OH MY GOD ITS RANDOM GIRL YOU WISHED YOU HADNT STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH AT A PARTY XD I LOVE HER!!!! She makes no sense but I love her BECAUSE SHE MAKES NO SENSE BUT SHES SO SERIOUS ABOUT IT!!! And Seth has no clue what to do haha.. But he made a serious note on how to help out people through the Red Cross, awww... (Seriously, its a good point, please donate what you can!)
Up next is a weird Skyrim-slash-Game of Thrones parody where Louis is on a snowy mountaintop and blowing a horn trying to summon Zog (whoever that is) and hes irritating the villagers with his horn-blowing, but then it turns out he was reading the scroll wrong, his horn was supposed to summon Zord, who was the guy played by Fred who showed up in the first place! ahaha so funny.. Not really. To be honest, my fave part of that sketch was when the sound effect didnt match up with Louis pretending to blow the horn and he kept picking it back up and putting it down becuase he was out of sync haha...
I have always wondered about the random fees that hotels charge, and Bobby Moynahan is trying to check out of a hotel in a rush and Louis the reception worker guy is taking his time and says that he needs to be charged 65$ for Argon and when Moynahan says he didnt get any Argon, Louis says "its a colourless odourless gas, are you sure you didnt have any" LMAO then he says he must have taken the taxidermied bobcat from the mantel and Bobby argues about it but the fee for that is only 12 cents XD and then Fred walks by carrying the bobcat so nevermind HAHA (Oh and FYI, if you order 6 pristine diamonds delivered on a silk cushion worth 75,000$, you can just say "I never ordered that" and theyll remove it from your charges haha) That was priceless! And they both cracked up at the very end, I wasnt expecting that to happen! Easily the best sketch so far :P
Fun. is back :) And I love this song 'Carry On' too, I've heard it a few times (my friend has their CD, I highly recommend it it's incredible!) I love that the lead singer is wearing a trench coat - how many musicians do that during a performance?? And I just realised, he looks a little bit like a younger, cuter, floppy-haired John Cryer!! O.O Which is odd, considering all the Emmys Louis C.K. won, and the fact that John Cryer pissed me off by taking the Emmy that Jim Parsons deserved... And my Sheldon posters are staring at me as if they're saying 'yea you better mention that I deserved that Emmy!' I think I'm sleep-deprived...
Two people at a bar, mildly amusing, they really have nothing in common but it's last call so they're both really desperate so they're acting like everything is really incredibly coincidentally awesome.. And they're acting drunk but it's funny cos the actors are clearly not drunk so they're flipping back and forth between slurred speech and saying their weird lines... And now they (Louis and Kate) are making out VERY awkwardly and Keenan (the bartender)'s face probably summed up my reaction.. It was like O.o in real life, but with a crooked open disgusted-type mouth too lol... They go outside and start making out against the window of the bar, so Keenan does the only logical thing and grabs a can of spray paint and whites out the window 'Yea, I don't wanna see how that pans out!' Hooray for hilarious awkwardness!! It's rare that they get that ratio right, so I think we should all cherish this moment...
Alright, it's over and it's bedtime for me (haha probably not going to happen...) see you next week with Anne Hathaway and Rihanna!! (Is it too much for me to hope that Andy Samberg returns to do a Shy Ronnie and Rihanna part 3? Probably :( ) Anyway, goodnight y'all! Enjoy the extra hour of sleep tonight! I know I will! :)
Friday, 2 November 2012
Big Bang Theory - 'The Extract Obliteration'
Sorry for the late post, but my internet was down again last night, causing me to have to save this draft as a Word document and upload it today - also explains the weird formatting haha. Enjoy!
Sheldon is freaking out because he’s playing Words With Friends with Steven Hawking, and that apparently means they’re friends haha.. I hate Scrabble, so despite having that game on my phone, I’ve never played it… And certainly not with Stephen Hawking haha! Sheldon wants to call him ‘Wheels’ (because that’s original!) Howard can’t play with Hawking until they invent a game called Words With People You Once Worked With, too bad lol! And then Sheldon leaves and Raj can get back to dancing haha!
Poor Bernadette took a shower and dried off with what turned out to be Howard’s mom’s underwear – EW!!! I’m confused though, I thought she and Howard were living together, and not with Howard’s mom, so why would her underwear be anywhere NEAR Bernadette’s shower??? I digress, Amy thinks Penny and Leonard are a weirder couple than her and Sheldon, and Penny’s going to community college.
Amy helps Sheldon pick a word that will beat Hawking’s score, ‘extract’ (the verb) and he says he can’t because using her word would be cheating, so instead he plays ‘extract’ (the noun) LMAO… (Also, apparently Hawking wasn’t OK with ‘Wheels’) Then Hawking doesn’t answer and Sheldon’s all worried that Steven Hawking hates him lol! Howard tells him that Hawking is apparently a sore loser, and then Raj and Howard have a battle of the accents (Howard’s impersonation of Raj’s American accent sounds a lot like George W Bush O.o) and I’m pretty sure I could do a better Indian accent than Howard lol, but I saw nothing wrong with Raj’s American accent!! I laughed so hard at his little monologue!!
Penny eventually has a discussion with Leonard about how she was in community college and he reads her essay but it was terrible haha so he rewrites it and she flips out, despite his analogy of the shoemaker and the elves!
Another epic scene is when Sheldon and Leonard have a gripe-off which made me laugh really hard, they used the clock-timers from a speed chess game, and Sheldon’s way of ‘sympathizing’ was saying ‘women, huh?’ LMAO!! And he tried tapping his tablet on the table *tap tap tap* ‘Steven Hawking?’ *tap tap tap* ‘Steven Hawking?’ Apparently the brain-control thing only works on weak minds like Leonard’s hahaha…
Then Penny shows off the B- that she got on her essay, and he apologises and she does an impression of HIM saying the apology that she wishes he would say, that he was stupid, etc… And I want to meet whoever wrote this episode and give them a hug because I LOVE IT WHEN CHARACTERS DO IMPRESSIONS OF OTHER CHARACTERS!! AND THIS IS 3 TIMES IN ONE EPISODE!!!! And THEN, Sheldon is in a fit of real laughter (non-gaspy laughter) over her impression! ‘She sounded just like you!!’ OH MY GOD!!! Plus she goes back to her apartment and it is revealed that Amy and Bernadette helped her write the paper hahaha of course!
After the whole Hawking debacle, Sheldon decides he’s going to lose to him on purpose so that he (Hawking) will like him (Sheldon). So Hawking calls him and then mocks him for losing, including a ‘neener neener’, which sends LEONARD into a fit of laughter!! XD This was an amazing episode!! OH MY GOD!! And not only that, it had a conclusive ending, unlike so many this season!! *Happy Dance*
See you all next week!!
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