Wednesday, 29 February 2012

NCIS: LA - 'Blye, K.' (part 2)

My dad was 100% convinced that she was dead (although he may have been joking...) I was sure she wasn't because of two things: (conveniently, both happened on Twitter) 1) Daniela Ruah (Kensi) posted the new 'cast photo' for promos and whatnot - and she was in it. Also 2) Eric Christian Olsen (Deeks!) answered a fan question ('Will there be a future episode where Deeks and Kensi go undersover as husband and wife') with a 'yes' and a specific episode number. Kinda hard to do that if she's dead.
Now, I had assumed that she had actually been shot and bleeding, then they would take her to a hospital and rush her into surgery, but she'd survive. I did not expect her to jump up and pick up a bullet (clearly she was wearing a vest) and then run off. At that point, I yelled 'HA!' at my dad lol and he pointed out that Harris should have been wearing a vest too, but he wasn't so now he dead -.-
The team can't find Kensi and she rund off and follows some guy who she believes is the one who shot at her, then she beats him up and jumps in his van. She follows the GPS to a house and peers in the window - then freaks out cos she sees one of the guys, Peter Clairmont, from her dad's old sniper unit (a guy who is supposed to be dead) talking to some woman. Deeks catches up to her when she's crouched outside in the bushes, and he tells her that she needs to get medical attention.. They go somewhere else and (this part was funny) she pulls her shirt off revealing a huge bruise where she was shot, Deeks figures she has a cracked rib.
Kensi tells Deeks that he needs to protect the woman from the house, and when he keeps asking her why, she divulges that this woman is her mother! (I was surprised at this part for 2 reasons, I had assumed her mom was dead but I guess they did never actually mention that - Deeks had assumed the same thing- and also because that woman did not look old enough to be 30ish Kensi's 50ish mother... But hey, they are in Los Angeles). What actually happened was that 15 years earlier, after the death of Kensi's father, Kensi thought her mother was 'moving on too fast' which hurt her because she thought that her mother didn't love her father. So she took off.
Kensi then tracks down some woman named Megan Stevens (I actually missed this part) whose father had died about a week before Mr. Blye, and their deaths were SOMEHOW connected, this man's name was Stevens, he was a reporter. They sit and talk for a while, and suddenly the woman pulls out a gun and starts shooting! This confused and freaked me out a little, because I didn't know who this woman was, and I didn't know why she was shooting... But Kensi won so who cares?
In the meantime, Deeks has taken Kensi's mother into protective custody. And the team has figured out that Granger was trying to track down Clairmont (so Granger was not evil, curses my dad was right about that).
They also found out about Mr. Stevens, and they go to Megan's house to find the dead woman on the floor (Kensi has taken off) but then they realise she's not actually Megan Stevens! The find the real one tied up and shot in the backyard, and they also find out that the imposter worked for the same secret agency-place as Clairmont (after he 'died').
Kensi has somehow contacted Clairmont and he bragged about killing her father, then she goes to meet him and fight him at her mother's house, alerts the team to the fact that that's where she is, and sneaks up the stairs (from the top of which Clairmont is taunting her). The team shows up, and surprise surprise there are some scary guys in suits with semiautomatic guns waiting out front of the house - it takes a while, and a lot of noise, but eventually the agents with their handguns kill all 3 guys with the semiautos - without even getting a scratch. Lack of realism much? Lol it's ok I love laughing at it :P
Kensi and Clairmont are in a super-intense battle, he pulls out a knife (which actually freaks me out, amongst all the guns, knives scare me more) and tried to strangle her against the wall - this part was pretty funny to watch too, because every time she got the upper hand my mom would yell out 'good girl!' haha yaaay violence! At one point she stabs him and he keeps saying awful things to her about her father, they continue fighting and backing down the hall, they reached the top of the stairs and my mom and dad and I all yelled 'Push him down the stairs!' She did one better - kicked him :P he goes flying and she has some choice words for him, at which point the rest of the team (Granger and Hetty included) rush in and she tells them 'He'll live, but make him wait' or something similar... THEN the bastard pulls a gun from his waistband and points it at her as she turns to walk away, BUT he is stopped by two well-aimed rounds from Granger of all people - they all look at him stunned and he kind of shrugs lol OK I guess he's not a bad guy.
Then Hetty goes to a bank to find a safety deposit box which had belonged to Stevens, the reporter, which contains a small audiotape.
CLARIFICATION: The reason Clairmont killed Stevens was because he (Clairmont) had gotten into a bar fight while on a tour of duty, and killed a guy. The army (or CIA or whoever) covered it up. Stevens was writing a story which would have brought the truth to light, and Clairmont found out and killed him. Because he died, the story was never finished or published. Kensi's dad already knew the story, so Clairmont killed him, too. Then about 10 years later, Clairmont faked his own death just in case the other members of the unit caught on, he could now hide himself and kill them all one by one.
The audiotape contained a recorded phone conversation between Stevens and Kensi's dad - he told Stevens to take his family and go into hiding, and go find Granger, because Granger 'was a friend' who could help him. Granger didn't even know about the conversation, because Stevens didn't reach him in time.
And apparently Granger's gonna be around for a while -.-
And then he gave Kensi a journal which belonged to her dad. Everyone asks 'how does it feel' which she found odd, and so do I! Unless they were talking about her rib, it woulda made more sense to say 'how are YOU feeling?' or even 'How are you?' They say it's cos they care about her, which is sweet, and then Sam and Callen leave her with Deeks and I'm just WAITING for something to happen, but nothing does!! Basically he just says 'it's good to have you back' and tells her she should go see her mother (whose house, my mom pointed out, was pretty torn-up in that fight... They gonna pay for that?!)
So she sits on the beach and reads the journal (which is all addressed to her) and cries and then goes and sees her mom and they cry and hug (FINALLY! Someone needed to hug her all day! Why do they never hug?! People on CSI hug... And she's a girl, it's not like the guys are weirded out about hugging each other...)
But anyway, touching ending and good plotline, and Deeks had a few epic lines in there :P
Now they're not back for 3 weeks -.- BUT at least there was no CLIFFHANGER!!!

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

NCIS: LA - 'Blye, K.'

Alright first of all, my dad informed me that this episode was a cliffhanger, which is why I have left it until the last minute (before part 2, which airs tonight) to watch it. You know me, I hate cliffhangers.
Second of all, I am supremely worried about this episode because this is the second episode this season whose title was the name of a character (the first being the season premiere, called 'Lange, H.') and in the first one, that character was shot and nearly killed. DON'T KILL KENSI!!!! (also I totally forgot that was her first name... Fail.)
I really enjoy her, partly because the Daniela Ruah, the actress who plays her is so nice, she was one of 2 famous people to wish me a happy birthday on Twitter :) (The amazing DulĂ© Hill, of Psych and The West Wing fame was the other) and also I like her because of the hilarious will-they-wont-they situation between her and Deeks, although my dad (such a spoiler, that man) told me she gets hurt this episode and Deeks feels bad... Let's just see!
We open with Deeks bragging about never having been dumped lol I find that a little hard to believe haha but he's so cute so maybe his line 'How can you break up with this?' does have a point... They're at the boatshed and then you hear Granger's ominous voice from the other room and he wants to interview Kensi(alone) and treats her like a suspect.
Then they're at the ops building (sans Kensi) and Hetty tells them that a sinper named David Blake was killed in a car crash that morning, shortly after arriving in LA, and that he used to work in the same unit as Kensi's father - and that she was the last one to talk to Blake before he was killed. Kensi tells Granger that she went to Hawaii (he keeps bugging her about this, I wish she'da just covered her tracks better and said it was a vacation...) to go and track down Blake to ask him about her father's death. She didn't believe he had died of drunk driving, and Granger tells her that Blake had come to LA and been killed. She looks shocked and then he tells her that if it wasn't actually a mere accident, she was the prime suspect. Asshole.
The rest of them are looking at a picture of Mr. Blye's sniper training unit, and all of them (except one, who is now missing) were killed in car accidents, three of them within the last 6 months. Kensi's father was the first to die, after which the unit was disbanded. And 'unless these guys were the world's worst drivers' (thank you Deeks for that line XD) that meand someone is killing them off one by one - could be the missing guy, or he could be in hiding because he saw the pattern forming, OR he could be dead already, just not yet discovered. Then Granger shows up and points out that Kensi was the last to contact THREE of the men before they died (Blake and 2 others) and he informs them that the unit was actually a top-secret black ops unit, and that he thinks Kensi joined NCIS with one purpose, finding information about her father's death/getting revenge. MAYBE HE'S THE ONE KILLING ALL OF THEM!!! AND HE'S BLAMING KENSI TO COVER HIS TRACKS!!! O.O but methinks he's just being paranoid... With reason? Jerkface she would never do that. Deeks sticks up for her. I love tht guy :) And Hetty gets up in Granger's face (or physically, around his torso..) and goes 'Can I see you in my office?!' I love how commanding a presence she has, despite being so tiny and old :P
Asshole has undermined Hetty's authority by keeping her in the dark... And she tells him off for it! You go, girl!
Sam and Callen look at Blake's car and they speculate that Blake could have flown over to tell her the truth about her father, or he was guilty of something and wanted to get her before she found out! Then they find a phone (which Callen sneakily takes) and blast residue on the brake line, meaning this was no accident, and (unfortunately) that Kensi is now officially a murder suspect. BUT ONLY IF THEY TELL GRANGER!!! Teehee being sneaky behind Big Brother's back!!
Kensi tells Granger that the last thing she would do is dishonour her father's memory by becoming a killer. Then he goes 'oh guess what your dad was actually not a big hero, here you go I'm gonna dishonour him by showing you a secret file' (which Hetty had no clue about) and Deeks is sad because he can't really help :(
LMAO Callen and Sam bothering Eric about the phone (there's a bunch of calls which are heavily encrypted or something and he can't crack it) and Sam questions his ability - 'I thought you could do this in your sleep?' and Eric fires back 'In my sleep I don't have people breathing down my neck! Well, except for that one dream...' Haha he's a little weird but so cute! I thought it was only Deeks who would have dreams like that ;) Apparently he couldn't track it because it was a CIA phone making those calls! 'Not bad for MIT' haha...
Soo some other calls were traced to a trailer park.. And Deeks can't fit into their car very well lol. He's used to riding shotgun. They tracked down where the missing sniper (Fisher) was living, in said trailer park, and Deeks is one of the Hardy Boys (or Nancy Drew, if you believe Sam) aaaaand surprise, surprise, Eric's magic security cams have spotted Kensi at the trailer park.
Granger then informs Kensi that her father was trained to 'eliminate threats to American national security' -.- so basically he was an assassin, but oooh nooo, the government doesnt' endorse that... Blah blah paranoid military coverup crap. He sounds like Professor Umbridge fro Harry Potter - 'of course we're not doing anything illegal' *simpering smile as tho talking to a dim-witted child*
Ohs noes! If they discover that Kensi actually went rogue they're gonna disband the team!!
LOL Deeks figures out a way to get Kensi to let him into her house XD And Kensi's cleaning a gun which was her father's.. Which Deeks finds weird. But he doesn't believe she's an evil killer awwe :) <3
LMFAO he wrote down 'something profound and meaningful and life-affirming' to say to make her feel better: drumroll, he says 'everything is going to be fine' and that's it hahaha it worked tho he made her laugh :)
SHIT LAPD found out about the car being rigged, so he has to arrest her :/ ooohhhh but Granger's just 'following protocol' blah blah SHUT UP IF YOU DIDN'T THINK SHE DID IT YOU WOULDN'T BE PUSHING SO HARD!! Awe I love Hetty she'll bend the rules if she knows someone's innocent - UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, ASSFACE!!
So they find Fisher's phone has been reactiviated, soemwhere in an abandoned area of downtown, they rush off to find him, plus some CIA guy named Alex Harris was the one calling Blake, he had been assigned to keep an eye on the whole team (almost like a 'handler' from Chuck?) and he's now gone off the grid... Raise your hand if you saw that coming!
Eric and Nell discover that Granger knew (I didn't catch how, lotsa technical jargon) for YEARS that Kensi had been accessing data on her father's death, but didn't care until very recently. Nobody is liking the sound of this, dearest Eric. Wow they're in this giant abandoned theater, which is where Fisher's phone's last signal came from - I would just like to say that I LOVE abandoned buildings, they're so fascinating and quiet - unless you're tracking a bad guy and then get found/attacked by him, which is exactly what happens to our heroes... And then he runs out the back door (somehow donning a motorcycle helmet before getting outside) and jumps onto his motorbike which subsequently explodes. He shoulda been safe, he didn't have a car... Lol. They also find his phone and call Eric to see if the phone has been used to call Harris. Eric can't tell, but the phone was used to contact Blake, and an 'untraceable' number (come on Eric, you're better than that... MIT, boy!) SNEAKY they try to call Harris from the phone to see if he'll answer, cos they think if he killed Fisher he'd be curious and answer... Kensi needs to get some info to the team, but the asshole agents guarding her are like 'yeanope' they won't even deliver the message for her!
Sorry Deeks, no shotgun for you! Even tho he totally called it, when in sight of the car... Then they go look at Kensi's computer to see if she was looking into Fisher... She was (and LOL Deeks knows that her password was KINGOFTHEWORLD from Titanic)
They're at a bomb shelter lol (and Sam and Callen share one haha Deeks accidentally insulted them before learning this) Lol gotta be the first time anyone has ever STOPPED shooting after they shouted out 'Federal Agents!'
Lol Kensi kicks some ass and breaks out of custody.. She's gonna get in crap for that later... Who the hell is playing this Harris guy?!!?! He's so familiar... IMDbing this dude... And he wants 'protection' he's totally setting them up I know it. But he's agreeing to tell Kensi things... And Granger's all 'weelllll I'm not gonna let that happen! Cos he could be trying to kill Kensi!' And Callen points out the hypocrisy, because about 10 seconds ago, Granger thought Kensi was trying to kill Harris.. And Sam says 'oh guess what? We know that you were GIVING Kensi access to the info on her father' (I missed that part before) 'and you could get in some serious shit if that fact gets out!' Teehee then Granger says 'Is that a veiled threat, Agent Hanna?' And Sam goes (kickass line right here) 'I don't do veiled.' STAREDOWN BETWEEN THEM ENSUES! (And I start giggling like a maniac and wanting to highfive Sam).
OK I FOUND HIM, the guy playing Harris, his name is Gregg Henry and he was on 2 episodes of CSI: Miami (playing two completely different people, I might add, lol that keeps happening), played a toolbag FBI agent (who I actually remember, thats how much of a toolbag he was, plus I own that episode on DVD) on CSI, and, drumroll pleeeease... Played Quinn's toolbag dad on Glee! I'm seeing a theme here... His characters are all stubborn toolbags whith whom there is no negotiating, and always like to have complete control over every situation. Interesting.
They find out Kensi's escaped, and Granger is pissed, surprise surprise... She meets Hetty (in the middle of an open public park, is that really a good idea?) and Hetty tells her 'You're not who your past says you are - you are who you choose to be.' She's a beautiful genius, that woman :') And Kensi wants/has to meet with Harris, but he's too smart for her to have any sort of recording device on her, so they'll be 'blind'... There are 5 minutes left, I totally see how this could potentially go wrong. BE CAREFUL, KENSI!!!
Oooh guess what, Granger and Harris were in the same group at the CIA. Coincidence? I think NAWT! For some reason, Deeks and Nell (of all people?) are with Harris taking him to the meeting and Deeks warns him 'if something happens to Kensi, you're going to be dealing with me for the rest of your, soon to be very short, life.' and Harris asks him 'does your boss know about you two?' Nell looks confused but my eyes definitely got as wide as Deeks', cos I KNEW IT! Still not knowing why Deeks and Nell are there, I thought he wanted to talk to Kensi alone... Ah they're together and now Deeks is leaving. This is a giant park, I'm actually afraid for all of them, because a sniper could be hiding anywhere in the trees :/ And they still need 6-8 minutes before Eric's satellite feed can go up to watch them, I have a feeling that's going to be too late. Sam and Callen are hiding somewhere (not sure where) nearby keeping an eye on things and NOW I am understanding Nell's presence, she's Deeks' stand-in partner.
Harris reveals that Kensi's father was actually murdered and that was covered up, then he tells her that he, Blake and Fisher were going to meet up because they all knew someone was hunting down the team (they initially assumed it was Kensi, but then after Blake died he realised that was wrong) and he says 'After he takes me out, he's coming after you' and the SECOND she asks what this scary secret man's name is, Harris gets shot -.- Annnd Callen yells 'Kensi!' which i think is stupid because 1) that gave away HIS position to the shooter, and 2) didn't really help her at all, unless perhaps once she starts to run, she's running in the direction of his voice. Idk why she didn't find something to take cover behind (tree, anyone?) but then as she's running, she gets shot and falls super-dramatically and slowly to the ground.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Stinking cliffhangers. It's totally Granger. People in these shows never speak quickly enough. And if Harris was fearing for his own life, why wouldn't he want to meet in a secure (INDOOR) location?! I was going to suggest the boatshed, but nevermind Granger would have been able to breach security there pretty easily. Suspicious that he wasn't around at Ops looking over Hetty and Eric's shoulders as they were figuring out what a shady guy he is.

Friday, 24 February 2012

CSI - 'Stealing Home'

I gotta say, I was just thinking that they must be running out of ideas for episodes by mow - but this is certainly a new one! Someone's house got stolen XD Literally, lifted up and driven away hahaha.
At least the 'Jules/Finn' name mystery has been solved! Her name is Julie Finlay haha that's both in one! But you know that 'Finn' thing is gonna make me think of Glee...
So anyway, there's a missing wife in the house, and there are two brothers arguing (one is the husband of the missing woman) with their sister and each other about who owned the house in the first place.. Lots of complicated family politics lol
They find a traffic camera tht shows the house being towed down the street, and Hodges says 'that's the right address', to which Nick replies 'as opposed to all the other houses that were stolen that night?' which made me ROFL
They found the house in the desert, ripped in half with a dead guy under it, and lots of blood inside, but no body. Then the wife turns up and says she was out gambling all night, not at home, and Finn sets off a car alarm to prevent more arguing lol...
They find a dead body on the road which, they then realize, was dumped OUT of the same house while it was moving... And it was their kinda-step-father, that part was sad. Then Nick and Morgan find another dead body (mummified) in the wall of the house, and turns out that he's the biological dad of the sister, but not the brothers, even though they said their real dad ran off ten years earlier (after ripping off money from their step-dad, who was his business parter at the time). The dead guy also had a bunch of love letters with him, written to the siblings' mother (who used to own the house, then died) and they find a knife on the road, handle smashed to bits, which was used to stab the stepdad. (I loved Morgan's face when Russell told her to go look for the knife on the road, and take 'boyfriend Greg' hahah) She's so good at puzzles! I love jigsaw puzzles too :) but unfortunately we never have enough table space for them :(
The prints on the knife handle belong to the real dad (who was a criminal) so they track him down and interview him, turns out he killed the guy in the wall (they nailed him on that one cos the hardware store where he bought drywall and Stink-Away 20 years earlier kept 'impeccable records' according to Brass)
Aaand so they find that evil-dad killed girl's bio-dad, the step-dad, and the guy pinned under the house was killed by his own stupidity cos one of the jacks he used to lift the house off the ground got stuck, and he was pinned and crushed when he tried to remove it. (The mother was killed by a falling flowerpot that she tried to hang on the back porch, the wood was rotted from termites).
Turned out that the sister hired the under-the-house man to steal the house cos she was sick of it causing so many problems in her family. Then Finn and Sara go back to where the house was, in the desert and find all the siblings (and the wife, who I'm pretty sure played Ted's long-ago-then-returned-breifly girlfriend Victoria on HIMYM, she was also on a recent episode of The Mentalist) arguing over who gets the house (even tho it's pretty much falling apart). Then Finn pulls out a chinsaw and says 'ok you each want a peice? How about you get the bedroom, you get the livingroom..' etc and threatens to cut the house into peices hahah... Then Sara points out that whoever gets the house will have to pay for the shitload of damages it made to cars, houses, and other property, when it was being driven around (an amount which it worth more than the house itself) so they decide to dump it on the sister.
Finn later talks to Russell and tells him that she told the sister that she could donate the house to (something I can't remember) instead, so it's all good haha... And apparently the chainsaw was Sara's idea.
I loved the recurring of the way everyone always yelled 'Shut Up, Marla!' at the sister, and how they always referred to one of the brothers as an idiot, either 'you idiot!' or 'my idiot brother' lol
All in all, good episode :) I give it 4 out of 4 dead bodies found in/under/around the house... Only slight downside would be NOT ENOUGH GREG! But there was plenty of funny stuff and plenty of Nick, so it balanced out, I guess. Also - D.B. has really small eyes! And his glasses are so narrow that it makes them look even smaller! o.o And I enjoy Jules/Julie/Finn :P

The Bachelor - Week 7

Yes, I'm way behind AGAIN, but COME ON this show is freaking 2 HOURS!! I wish there was a Spark's Notes version...
And yes, theyre in another tropical locale... I'm so jealous as I look out the window at wet and slushy snow!
I hear there's a lot of Courtney drama this week. I also know she doesn't go home yet -.- I can't believe it's down to 6! If they want to drag this out and make the season longer, they should stop sending home more than 1 girl per episode... (but I'm grateful it's only this long, I'm glad it's over soon cos I cannot keep up)
LMAO Emily comparing Ben to cheesecake... Is that safe being in a helicopter with the door wide open? Over the ocean/coral reef?!
He and Lindzi are on the first date which I don't really get cos she's cool and fun, but I don't really see her with him.. And HOLY SHIT theyre jumping out into this 'blue hole' which is 500 feet deep in the middle of a circle of coral... It's so pretty but theyre freaking insane, this is almost like when he took Emily climbing that bridge! What a crazy man! And OK they didn't drop that far from the chopper to the water... But the giant hole kinda freaks me out, maybe cos I'm afraid of the ocean... Their dinner on a dock is so beautiful :)
Courtney's stirring up shit... And Kacie's getting so pissed at her lmao and Emily's gotten the one of the other one-on-one dates and Courtney's so saad... Calm down, stop crying -.-
Awe so cute Lindzi and Ben are writing a note to put in a bottle and send out in the ocean that's so cute I wonder who's going to find it? And that's so sad if he doesn't choose her she's going to be so sad, especially after that :( AND OMG he just said he was falling in love with her! But he's not supposed to say that on the show! Well, he didn't say it to her, he said it to the camera...
Emily's turn! Courtney's bitching about it, which is stupid, cos he can't send Emily home after the 1-on-1 ANYWAY, so shut up, bitch! And this date is so cute, theyre just walking around an island and shopping and eating coconuts and trying to catch lobsters.. That's so funny lol
Courtney is 'uncomfortable' about him being in a date with Emily and she's going on about how Emily was 'so mean' to her but it's bullshit, Emily just called her out on HER bullshit cos Courtney's the mean one! Also, I have made the observation that she never talks about falling for him or being in love with him, only trying to get him away from, and preventing him liking, the other girls! She sees it as a competition, not a means for falling in love!
Ben's right, Emily is so funny and happy and smart/witty :P I feel like I would get along with her so much haha.. However, she and him don't seem to say so many romantic things to each other, they seem like they would be awesome friends :) (although, if he doesn't choose her, she probably wouldn't want to talk to him, so there goes that friendship down the drain...)
OMG he just pointed out something that made me laugh: 'I know I always compliment you on how smart you are, but I know that smart people don't like to be called smart all the time' HAHA so true!!! And I love that he pointed that out! Cos she is getting a PhD and everything, but she's funny and pretty and kind, so I'm glad he pointed out that he liked those qualities too! It's so true, happens to me all the time, I mean I know I'm an honour roll student, but do I seriously not have any other qualities people like about me?! I'm decently attractive, I pride myself on being a loyal friend and a good listener, and I think I can be pretty funny when I want to be! Soemone mention those things from time to time please!!!
Courtney's wihining about the date/her not wanting to be on a group date, etc.. I hate her lack of inflection when she talks, she's just ditzy-sounding and monotone... OOH made Kacie swear, that's never happened before XD And it's not out of jealousy, she said that and I actually believe her, it's because she (Kacie) is so sick of her (Courtney)!!
Courtney says that Ben needs to 'give her more' but c'mon he's got 5 other girls drooling over him, if she thinks he's not 'worthy' of her, he can find someone else! She waves to the girls remaining in the house and mutters 'I can't stand you all..' WHATABITCH!
This date is so cool, I wish someone more awesome was there instead - they're climbing a Mayan pyramid! And she's making him listen to her bitch about her so-called 'insecurity' and now SHE'S talking about Emily and wasting her one-on-one time with him! Irony.... And she's like 'I might not accept a rose if I don't feel a connection with him' well obviously she does in the end, and I really doubt she means that, cos she LOVES the attention, and she just wants him to BEG for her to stay! Poor Ben, you don't need her! Just say 'sayonara' and walk out of there! Ditch her in the jungle!
Yaaay Kacie and Nikki are finally catching on to Courtney's evilness, and Nikki had a good point, that if she takes that 1-on-1 and spends a lot of time with her, because eventually he's gonna catch on. He's a smart guy. I don't understand why he's falling for her, cos she isn't giving him anything (other than nudity) in their relationship.. Haha he called her 'weird' (in a good way) and said he was kinda weird himself lol he so is, I love him.. She never has her own opinion either, just parrots whatever he says! I have to admit though, that camera shot where a (airplane, helicopter?) circles around them and theyre so tiny on top of the pyramid but you can still see his red shirt lol that was cool!
I don't know how he could picture himself with her in the future, she would make a terrible mother. When you have children, sweetie, it isn't all about you anymore! Think about that! And Ben really wants kids, he proved in the second week how good he is with them.
Good greif her and her stupid finger-pistols saying she's kill-shotting all the other girls... 'I don't wanna get cocky though'... WHAT DOES SHE MEAN 'GET'?! SHE IS LOOKING AT COCKY IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR!!
Lol I actually forgot Rachel was there :S She's been awfully quiet this week!
Courtney has NEVER tried to be nice to anyone, she's all about her and doesn't care about anyone, and now she's showing how bitchy and antisocial she is... And he's looking confused... BUT she said 'I'm not gonna waste my time talking about them, while I'm with you' EVEN THOUGH she was just complaining about them being so 'vanilla' and boring... Plus, then she starts to brag about her modeling, blah blah -.-
Haha this is funny, Ben waking them up to go for their group date at 4 am and theyre all like 'omg wth is going on?!' and Nikki talking about how she doesn't like Courtney, I'm glad people are now catchign on to that (although it took quite a while) and OMG theyre going shark diving that's some scary shit O.O Poor Rachel, she's so scared and that is a LOT of sharks... I would be terrified of one, there are like 10 there! The water's not that deep tho, and it is so pretty and warm-looking! I want to go to the beach now -.- Damn you, Canadian Febraury! Kacie's sounding a little jealous cos of Rachel 'monopolizing' Ben's attention since he's helping her with her fear... At least she (Kacie) is admitting to being jealous.. Ben's a tad sunburnt lol after all his being outdoors and hiking and swimming THREE TIMES.
Awe Nikki's falling in love with him and not freaking out haha she will inform the palm trees and the seashells and the ocean about it hahah... I love that Kacie has a huge hibiscus in her hair lol those flowers are so pretty and colourful! I love them! ROSE WENT TO KACIE I SAW THAT COMING!! :)
Sooo Courtney's spying on them and 'isn't threatened by her cos she's like a little girl, she's no competition' good greif THERE finally, theyre spilling to him about why they hate her and he looks surprised but he says he respects them and trusts them so he's taking it into consideration, thank God.. At least now Emily won't look crazy and jealous, since there's other people seeing the same signs she was before...
I totally get how nervous they all are, there are 5 people remaining (sans roses) and only 3 roses between them all! And Emily was talking about how sad it'll be to say goodbye toanyone who leaves and Courtney makes her stupid 'I don't agree with you' face while she's talking (love these camera guys for always catchign that! I hope Ben watches this back at some point and sees what everyone was talking about!)
And now the webpage has frozen >_< Cripes it was almost done! Comeon computer...
Ok it's back, skipping forward tra la laa.. LMAO
Courtney's saying 'oh well I'm feeling good and starts talking about how awesome her pina colada is... Damn now I want one lol and hmmm she just said 'well Ben's not the only guy in the world' and that she's kinda ready to  go home so WHY DOESNT SHE?!
And there's not an actual cocktail party before the rose ceremony but stupid Courtney is OK with that because she's so overly confident about EVERYTHING olghnohdssfkj makes me want to swear and punch a wall -.-
I saw in the preview that he wanted to 'steal Courtney' beforehand but she giggled and was all 'ok I'll go with you' but then she was looking a tad nervous talking to him... But then she says she didn't want to win over the girls despite what she said earlier about always trying to be nice to them.. And everyone wants her to gooo away OK so he picked Nikki and Lyndzi... HAHA I love Emily's line 'my condolences to whatever man she ends up with' (about Courtney) damn this sucks he picked her even though I knew he would... And she says 'yes' in a little baby-voice.. I didn't really care too much about Rachel, out of all of them I would have picked her and Courtney to leave, but I still feel bad for her :/ And Emily was awesome, especially now since he knows that she was telling the truth the whole time about Courtney... And Queen C waves so smugly and says 'see yah' as Emily leaves... I wish she'd turn around and punch Courtney in the face!!! That would have been the perfect exit, and hopefully would've ruined the bitch's modelling career..
Anywho, that's my two cents for this week... One more episode remaining that's actually online, I have no clue when I'll get around to it, sorry -.-

Thursday, 23 February 2012

The Finder - 'Little Green Men'

HODGINS ON THE FINDER!!! Battle of the beautiful eyes, begins - NOW!
I gotta say, I've always loved Hodgins/TJ Thyne and his sky-blue eyes, but Walter/Geoff Stults' look like ... Well I dunno, but gorgeous and brown :) So he wins this round. I have seriously never noticed how pretty his eyes were! Must be the lighting in that diner...
So there's a conspiracy theory, etc, involves astronauts, of course Hodgins is in this episode XD aaaand geez the poor astronaut is suddenly dead, for reporting the truth, that's so sad :( And of course the other guy is standing right across the street, after Hodgins insists he's 'in hiding' LMAO
OK I hate this freaky shit where there are people who 'know all'/are freakin EVERYWHERE, it actually scares the bejeezus out of me... How the hell did 'Goggle-eyes' get into the Jeffersonian without anyone knowing?! And then that chase scene with the dog haha... Smart of Walter to do that with the dog :P CREEPY ROBOT VOICE AND CREEPY 'BRITISH-SOUNDING' LADY THREATENING EVERYONE!!! (Sidebar: Walter has a family? News to everyone...)
Hodgin's little speech was so sad but cute :')
Back to Washington, using Angela's computer... Too bad she couldn't be on the episode too lol...
I love the scene where Walter uses that uniform lol and they go to the insurance company (did anyone else notice that the pants were WAY too short?! Geez, he's tall....) And where do I know that Asian lady from? The one they were talking to, who gave them info on the satellite? Damn IMDb has actually failed me on this one :'(
And what is the name of that evil-looking guy who played evil-acting Uncle Shad?? IMDb failed me there, too... He was on The Mentalist, played Patrick Jane's dad, and CSI, and was in The Killers' video for 'Mr. Brightside'... he was perfectly cast, but I can't remember his name!!
Soooo eventually they find the object, and it's a metal disc? And Goggle-eyes finds them and hahaha he's from Kansas and Hodgens thinks he's an alien that was freaking hilarious XD
 BUT Walter's tinfoil hats paid off LMAO I loved that his looked like Robin Hood! And the guy is now gone with the disc, but Walter made a deal with the evil 'Pope' lady, so everyone's ok... Grr military/aliens, who can tell the difference?!
I give it 950 out of the 1000 videos Willa found online, cos it was interesting and HILARIOUS and featured HODGINS but I hate creepy aliens -.-
Also, I loved Isabelle's line 'You both act like the other one's a wackadoo... And sadly, you're both right' LMAO such a good one XD

Big Bang Theory - 'The Werewolf Transformation'

Lol I saw the preview for this episode, looks like it's gonna be a good one! :P
Of course Sheldon would freak about missing his haircut lol - 'Why does everything happen to me?' hahahaa haircut records that's hilarious!
...And refuses to let anyone help... I love the hair flip he keeps doing lol cos you'd think that would hurt his neck :P He's such a 'bad boy' now?? Can't wait for that!
I also think Bernadette's hair looks so cute in braids! Poor Howard throwing up in zero gravity - I probably would too!
Amy is so creepy - I do NOT want to see Sheldon with no shirt lol (But it did love her playing 'Dead or Alive' on the harp hahaha) And lol he can hear his hair growing XD
OMG the same nurse-lady at the hospital again! She's there every time they go to the hospital, she's awesome :) And Sheldon bought the bear for the barber, then took it with him?
Since when can Penny beat Leonard at chess??? Haha I agree, I think someone must have changed the past! Ooohh Tuesday pyjamas, what a rebel :P (wondering what day of the week this is now)
Ok I don't understand why future astronauts have to get training on how to survive in the wilderness... That's not space!
LMAO THIS BONGO SCENE IS AMAZING!!!! 'Bongo Solo!' I'm dying of laughter here!!! And he's sitting on the other end of the couch O.o
Wtf Howard came home? QUITTER!!!
Amy is so freaking creepy!!! But awe Sheldon's gonna cut his hair and not be in a bongo-playing band :( Sad news, that was so funny XD And his hair looks the same! Oh shit she wrecked his hair cos he was giggling!!! Wait for it... Ok he'll freak out next week maybe haha
I give this episode 6 haircut-less days out of 6, it was awesome :P

How I Met Your Mother - 'No Pressure'

To be honest, I forgot about the cliffhanger last week... TED LOVES ROBIN HOLY CRAP I HADN'T SEEN THAT COMING!!!!
LMAO 'I go camping in secret' and poor Robin and her archnemesis Patrice and all her confusion... Lol Barney's in their bed being creepy with Lily (shocking) and then she leaves...
HAHA of course Barney's rooting thru the house looking for a sex tape haha.. and then he gets a bunch of cleaning ladies to tidy up after him lol... Plus he found that box of long-term bets lol that's so funny! (I'm with Barney, Ted could not pull off bald) And so Lily's rooting against Robin and Ted getting together, hmmm... I ENJOY THESE BETS SO MUCH I NEED TO GET A HOBBY LIKE THAT!!!
Why are there so many people at the bar drinking beer at like 7am?!
Ouch Ted's hurt :( This is funny, theyre doing these flashbacks to years earlier and Lily's hair is't quite right hahaha...
Why the hell is Barney so obsessed with finding this sex tape?! He's even been driven to praying XD And of course Ted still has a VCR, theyre awesome! But that camera Marshall was using wouldn't have been big enough to hold a videotape... 'To the outdated viewing device!'
AND BARNEY'S IN LOVE WITH ROBIN STILL!!! Ted thinks it's the other way around tho, weird...
I'm just waiting for them to get in a fight over this haha
Damn why does Lily really want Barney to watch that video? Even with the bet, she shoulda said 'I bet Barney finds the tape' cos then she woulda won, and remained unembarassed haha... Damn he broke the VCR!
Awe poor Robin and Ted not being together :( It's so sad! They belong together! But no, Robin and Barney belong together even more :(    Don't make a 'if-we're-both-single-when-40-deal' like that with your friends, especially if either of you have the SLIGHTEST bit of feeling for the other!
Hahaha she returned the hairdryer (which would have made Marshall lose another bet) so he told her to keep it XD And Marshall's gonna mess with the bet again! Awe she's moving out again that's so sad, he needs another roommate now! And yaaay Florence and the Machine song closing the episode :)
We gotta meet this damn mother! But at least if we haven't, the show will have to keep going for a while! But it can't go too long, cos they're telling this story in the year 2030, and those kids are AT LEAST 15 O.o
I give this one 85 yellow umbrellas out of the 100 on the street at the end haha cos it was good, and funny (and I love the idea of long-term bets!) but it was also sad! BOOO SAD ENDINGS!