Bones - The Promise in the Palace

OH MY GOD IT'S THE TODD!!!!! From Scrubs!! In the opening scene! He's one of the guys who was biking through the forest and found the body.

That dude. Whose underwear I have seen entirely too many times.

Christine lost her first tooth, but Brennan doesn't want them to pretend to be the Tooth Fairy - BTW when I was a kid, my Tooth Fairy was hella cheap. She only gave me a dime per tooth, and a quarter for molars. These kids are getting whole DOLLARS?!!

Angela's handsome photographer mentor friend is handsome. And Cam thinks he might be interested in *something more* than just a mentor-mentee relationship. Oh great, another reason for Hodgins to be jealous.

The victim was not a magician, but rather an escape artist, and yet she still worked at a place called the Magic Palace, which I swear is the same name all TV shows use when they need a name for a secret magician's clubhouse.

I'm pretty sure, when they were scrolling through faces very rapidly on the Angelatron, that one of those was just Olivia Wilde...

She could totally be the dead girl, right?? 

Clark is back. He likes magic - Brennan does not. Aubrey thinks that Brennan might have a point about the Tooth Fairy thing, simply because she's smart and an advanced thinker.

OK I know the whole 'zoom and enhance' thing on crime shows is ridiculous, but right there it was also unnecessary - Angela and Aubrey were looking at security footage from an ATM, and they saw the victim go into a building directly across the street. So Angela 'zoomed and enhanced' the building's address number - BUT YOU KNOW WHERE THE ATM IS, SO YOU COULD HAVE JUST USED A MAP!!! Oy vey.

Clark is trying to do magic tricks to impress Brennan, but she doesn't give a damn.

The son of the guy who owned the Magic Palace got jealous because his dad taught Clarissa, the victim, his old tricks, but he thought they were supposed to be passed down to him. So he stalked her for a few days, and saw her kissing some random dude.

OMG hahaha Cam had her signals crossed - Angela's hunky photography mentor wasn't crushing on Angela, he was crushing on her, Cam!! And he's British! But she says no-go, cos she just got out of a long relationship with Arastoo... Awks. But she smiled! Good for her!

You go, Cam! Be happy!! Move on!!

Wait, are you telling me Booth sits reading in a chair beside, and slightly lower than, the bed, rather than, oh, I don't know, ON the bed?? Beds are the most comfortable place to sit reading, hands down. But I guess you'd better not rumple those perfect sheets, eh?

Clarissa's roommate's boyfriend is a caterer, and he was using some kind of fancy truffle oil (which Booth only knew about because Mr. Foodie Aubrey pointed it out) which Clarissa had a reaction to, because truffles are a fungus, and Clarissa was allergic to fungi.

Sucks to be her, because mushrooms are a fungi and they are delicious

The roommate doesn't have an alibi for the night of the murder, but they quickly brush over that, because she was moving to Las Vegas to work in a casino, so the owner of the Magic Palace got ad because he'd invested so much in her and she was taking off... So he killed her. But he was so sad when they arrested him, kept screaming 'Why did she break her promise?'. I almost feel bad for him.

Bones relented on her Tooth Fairy stance, and gave Christine a dollar. Awww... And Booth did a fancy trick thing that I don't understand and Bones doesn't understand, but he somehow replicated a paper that had 'three US attorney's signatures on it'

And Cam called the British guy!! Yaaay!!! 

Bones - The Big Beef at the Royal Diner

Mickey Mouse looks like the pelvic girdle. WHY DID I NOT WATCH THIS SHOW TO HELP ME STUDY FOR ANATOMY???!!!!
Also I missed out on this episode (and the Bones Bingo contest during it) because of a Jays game. Boo. (And then for the double-episode special they had on tonight, the Jays had the day off and I was like 'oh perfect' but forgot what time it started. Double boo.)

Bones just said that peri- and post-mortem fractures were going to be difficult to tell apart, which is the biggest lie ever, like seriously? How many times has she done EXACTLY that with ease?? Who wrote this??

Now we all know the word for plural pancreases. Huzzah.

This week, Aubrey continues to be cute. I think the victim is Bones-universe equivalent of Guy Fieri.

True story: this picture ^^ of Guy Fieri was once in my chemistry textbook. They were talking about the chemicals used to bleach hair, and apparently he was the most relevant example of someone with bleached hair they could find.  

OMG WOODY!!! By that I mean OMG KURT FULLER!!! He's the adorable weirdo coroner from Psych. And the jerk mayor's assistant from Ghostbusters 2. I love him. He was also in Wayne's World.

I MISS THAT SHOW SOOOO MUUUUCH!!!! *Sobs*

I love actors who are nerds about their own work. 

OK so the Royal Diner got a bad review from the dead guy, and his burgers (although how would the cook know that, the episode hadn't aired yet). And the waitress lady (who suddenly has a name, Joanne) is the blonde lady Jill Tracey who broke my heart over and over again on Scrubs. 

Oh geez Clark is back. Because even though he doesn't actually work in their department anymore, there are STILL excuses for him to pop up on a regular basis. Ugh. And it has to do with Arastoo. Nothing is wrong, apparently.

Also I was going to say, a lot of bone names rhyme with one another.
Hodgela are rich again!! Hooray! Also wasn't he also supposed to make a lot of money from that hot sauce he made with Finn last year? Whatever happened to that entrepreneurial venture?

And what the hell happened to this entrepreneurial cutie?!! 

Good guy bartender takes the keys of intoxicated patrons so they don't drive home drunk. Good for you sir. I'm sorry you got a black eye for your troubles.

Cam is a little TOO happy that the Jeffersonian didn't get all the money from Hodgins' magic rubber stuff. Clark hates when his colleagues use first names. I think he wants them to act like this:

A+ referencing job, me. 

I absolutely love Aubrey because of how excited he gets about things. It was rare when Sweets showed enthusiasm for something (see: sci fi, death metal) but Aubrey's all about life every second of every day.

Booth is buying Bones things out of guilt about lying to her. And he bought her a necklace that she gushes about how pretty it is, but all I see is a plain curved piece of metal. Am I missing something?

Ooooh Joanne slept with the victim... Awkward. And no more free refills for Booth. 

OMG BONES IS RAPPING. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS. 

And nothing rhymes with 'clavicle'. Darn.