The Big Bang Theory - The Separation Oscillation

I will admit, my new school schedule wherein I don't have class on Mondays or Fridays has really messed with my sense of time - as in, I never know what day of the week it is. Having said that, I very well might have forgotten to watch tonight's TV shows regardless, because instead I was watching a man do this:

It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's SUPER-PILLAR!!!!

But I digress. 

Sheldon wants Leonard to see their early-into-marriage separation as a win for efficiency. He also used the phrase 'some hardcore mouth-on-mouth action'. AND THEN HE KISSES PENNY!! 

Nevermind, Leonard was just having a nightmare. *Whew* Real-life Sheldon would totally use the word 'dalliance' though. 

Sheldon keeps bothering Amy, and refers to their show Fun with Flags as a 'baby'. And then he starts talking about Sonny & Cher, which is not a pop culture reference I would have expected Sheldon to make. 

Apparently Sheldon's capable of NOT doing his knocking ritual if he's not friends with someone. He thinks it's a 'privilege' for people to get to see it. And then he took one of Penny's bras to her apartment to try to make her jealous, but naturally she knows better. 

Everyone is either mad at Howard for telling them the secret about Leonard and the girl on the boat (Bernadette) or not telling them and leaving them out of the loop (Raj). Soooo much drama. 

Jon can't handle the drama

Sheldon suggests that Penny meet the girl from work so she'd feel better after seeing that she has nothing to be jealous of. Leonard thinks this is a bad idea, and Penny gets more mad. 

Naturally, she turns to the girls to figure out what she should do, and Bernadette does a REALLY terrible job of convincing everyone she didn't know about the kiss beforehand. Kinda like this:

You're not fooling anyone, Pheebs. 

Sheldon does a Fun with Flags episode where he is sad and depressed and accidentally makes a clueless double entendre. And he's bitter. Reeeeally bitter. 

This Mandy girl seems nice, even if she does think Sheldon and Leonard are gay, and slept with all the other guys on the boat... I ain't here to judge. 

Sheldon's throwing shade at Amy via the Fun with Flags episode. Lots and lots of shade. Last week I kind of felt bad for him, but now he's just being douchey...

Leonard and Penny made up, he owned up the the fact that he was just feeling insecure all along because he doesn't feel like he deserves her. Awww... He called her 'Penny Hofstader' which is interesting because I just remember we never actually learn her maiden name. Weird.

And Sheldon gives them a wedding gift, a trip to San Francisco but he's coming too. Awkward. 

Sheldon's delusional, as always. He thinks Amy wants him back, buuuut I don't see that happening. Now she's the one I feel sorry for...