Wednesday 31 October 2012

CSI - 'Play Dead'

Usually I love Holloween CSI episodes, but this one involves a killer police dog, so I'm mildly frightened of this one.. Two girls out walking around in the middle of the night find a freaking-out dog bending over a body of a dead guy with his throat ripped open. The man was a cop working with the K9 unit, and the dog was his partner. There was a whole wad of money in the cop's car (which the dog had broken out of), and  a bag of methamphetamine in his pocket. Nick and Brass and Greg are in on that case, and meanwhile..
Morgan and Finn are working the shooting of a rich divorce lawyer, who apparently had been threatened before and whatnot (according to his neighbour). They think he may have been killed by someone who he won a case against.
Nick spends a tense scene trying to get the dog out of its cage without it attacking him, and I was so terrified for him haha but he did it! Damn that was amazing of him haha!!
Then Henry runs in and is afraid that the dog will be put down, but he knew it was innocent because the saliva on the dead man's throat was human!! I know he was working the drug scene, but I think they should be looking for someone on bath salts...
Morgan and Finn find semen and lipstick stains in the lawyer's bed, they hypothesize that the victim was sleeping with the wife of one of his clients. And then Finn delivers what was probably one of the best lines of the episode: 'So his job didn't get him killed. His penis did.' LMAO XD
Nick gets the dog back, and he runs around in the lab and takes Russell's anniversary gift hahah... He can't make him drop it haha because apparently the dog only speaks French!! I love this lol I adore it when cute guys speak French lol!!
The girls interview a man whose fingerprints were found outside the window of the dead lawyer's house, and he says that he was the lawyer's client, and he knew the lawyer was sleeping with his wife (and therefore was kind of at a conflict of interest...) He, however, had an alibi, he was at work for several hours around the time of the murder.
A hooker was found on a serveillance tape calling the cop-victim's cell phone from a payphone near the crime scene, and in the tape she is seen holding a bandanna that was found on the victim's body. So they interview a bunch of hookers and get them to put their scent on some pipes (which I feel like wouldnt work, because metal isn't porous like fabric, but it led to some hilarious double-entendre jokes).
Nick and the dog share a touching scene where Nick gives a moving little speech (in English?) then holds out the dog's service vest and the dog puts his paw on top of it like they're shaking hands, and then they just look at each other and I went 'AWWWWWWW!!!!' hahaha... The dog compares the pipe-scent to the bandanna-scent and find a girl who matches. They interview her (and I recognize her, she used to be on Greek and something else), and she says that she was a CI for the cop, she gave him drugs to turn in to the police, so they could be traced back to the dealers. She also said that she wouldn't kill him because he was the only one who cared about her.
The gun that killed the lawyer belonged to him, but had no prints on it. They interview the wife of the first guy, and she said that she had slept with him but then found lace panties in the bed which weren't hers. That made her angry, but 'not enough to kill him'. Suuure...
Finn oversees an awkward conversation between Morgan and Hodges, wherein he mentions the fact that she kissed him when her father was in the hospital, and she goes 'we're not talking about that'. Finn thinks it's adorable (I do too!) and she smiles in that knowing-older-sister way, and tells Morgan to go for it hahah :P
The hooker also turned up dead - and pregnant. The DNA of the father of her baby matched the DNA of the killer (from the dog) and DNA found on a bloody bandage in the dead hooker's motel room. So this guy killed her and cop, because either he was jealous of their relationship, or because he was going to get arrested for illegal activities, because the two of them were onto him.
Then Nick goes to try to feed the dog (Sam) and he's disappeared!! At first I was afraid he was going to attack someone, or that he'd been kidnapped. But then David tells Nick that he found the dog and he had somehow gotten into the morgue and was sitting on the floor staring at the drawer his partner was in :( Looked so so sad.. And then Nick goes and sits on the floor beside him, petting his head, and talks tohim about Warrick's death :( And I started tearing up!
Turns out that there was lipstick on the dead lawyer's shirt - made by a company that went out of business in 1972 O.o Turns out it was his old friendly neighbour, her husband left her 10 years earlier for a young woman, and she hit on the lawyer and he rejected her so she was realy hurt and shot him.. Kind of weird but really sad :(
The bite on the bad guy was apparently infected, but they checked all the hospitals and nobody had come in with the same kind of injury. So they go check out back-alley clinics and at one of them Sam picks up a lead and they chase him the heck around the block and he tries to shoot at them but Sam attacks him. And then Nick pretends he doesn't know how to make Sam let go of the guy hahaha and then when the backup comes to arrest the guy, Nick goes and pets Sam and says 'good boy' but then theres blood on his hand and Sam's bleeding!! He got shot!!! Nooo!!! And he's just sitting there like he doesn't notice anything is wrong O.o
So they get the guy to confess, apparently he found out the girl was pregnant and wanted her to get rid of the baby, so she went to the cop for help, so the bad guy killed them both to get rid of the baby and anything tying him to it :(
Nick is sitting around at the vet and then they roll out Sam on a gurney, and he's gonna be fine!! Yaay!! And they tell Nick that he was about to retire, but now has nowhere to live, so Nick offers to adopt him and I went 'AWWW!!' and teared up again. :) A happy adorable ending to a scary episode.
Happy Halloween everyone!!
Thanks for reading, see you again for a new episode next week!!

Tuesday 30 October 2012

NCIS:LA - 'Skin Deep'

Sam's in bed in the middle of the night and gets a call from someone who says 'it's all gone to hell, you're the only one I trust, come find me' so he goes. Seems legit.. So he goes to a dark building and finds a guy hung from the ceiling - and a giant white poodle. 'Why breed a dog with an afro?' haha good question...
Callen shows up to help him, apparently the guy (Turner) was let go from the CIA, and he and Sam had worked together once, eight years ago, and Sam didn't know him that well. Then the power goes back up and they're surrounded by books and music going on.
Then Eric shows up and admits that he doesn't wear footie pyjamas because they don't come in his size hahah XD The power to the block was intentionally cut by someone, and that the automated message was a failsafe so he had to have cancelled it every night or else it would call Sam.
Nell calls on the video and Eric is about to say 'you look' and she says 'sleepy' and Sam says 'he was going to say beautiful' and Eric VERY NEARLY BLUSHES!!! AWWWW
Anyway, Deeks and Kensi arrive and Deeks refuses to deal with the dog, because it's a poodle and Monty is smarter, even though he eats sponges lol
Eric goes to talk to Nell about her bedhead and he figures out that she was out on a date and it's none of his business and they find evidence about some girl at the apartment and Callen and Sam go to her house and she ninjas out on them and nearly shoots Sam until Callen shows up behind her and holds a gun to her back. Turns out she's CIA and she was dating Turner (the dead agent). He apparently was working on a project that began at the end of the Cold War, wherein the Soviets had sleeper agents in the USA. The CIA didn't believe him, but he was trying to track down these sleeper agents to prove he was right.
Deeks finds out a bunch about the poodle and tries to convince Kensi that he is the dog whisperer, until she grabs his ass and finds the microchip scanner in his back pocket. And now I want bacon.
According to the medical examiner, the dead guy was possibly, but not likely hung by someone other than himself, and he had swallowed a strip of cloth with writing on it - Sam (and I) recognize it as a type of code where a strip of cloth (or paper) is wound around a cylindrical object and written on, then unwrapped so that it looks like gibberish.
The dog (chaucer) was recently purchased by Turner and entered him into a fancy dog show, possibly to tail (pardon the pun) another guy named Robert who also owned a poodle in the show. So they decide that Deeks will go undercover to the dog show with Chaucer.. Which he does and tells Kensi she's adorable when she's angry hahah.. Chaucer just sits there for a while and Deeks manages to get him through the entire obstacle course. They spook the guy accidentally and he runs off with Deeks yelling after him, 'We just want to breed with you! That sounded creepier than I meant it..' and Kensi manages to stop him from driving away.
Apparently this Roger guy was being stalked by an ex-boyfriend, so he hired a private detective, who found out that Turner was following Robert (but didn't know who Turner was). They figure out that Robert is too young to be a Russian agent so they go to talk to his father (the mother has Alzheimer's) and then a big black van full of guys pull up behind Callen and Sam so they have a gunfight and the father pops out to 'help'. Back at the boatshed they find out that the group of shooters were Russian and included an arms dealer.
They convince the father to tell them what's happening, and he shows them a hidden nuclear bomb (which Callen realises is 'bigger than Hiroshima'). He says he and his wife were taken from Somalia as children and trained in Russia to be taken to the US as agents. Then when he had a job and a family, he didn't want to do it anymore, because he loved the United States.
Callen and Sam figure out that the arms dealer was following Turner because he wanted to find the agents so that he could take their bombs and sell them. Turner had the list of agents, which is what the code on the cloth was. Then they do some kick-ass code-cracking that would make the people from National Treasure proud, and find the list of people!!
Nell tells Eric that she was out drinking with Hetty the night before and she was WAY outdrunk by Hetty, so she had to crash at Hetty's place. He tells her she didn't need to tell him this, but she wanted him to know :) Aww!
And then they're looking at this giant screen with all the sleeper agents on it, there's at least one in every major city - or what WERE all the major cities in the 1970s!! Ohh snap!! And then Hetty says 'get me the national defense department of the FBI. Whoever will answer the fastest.' DAMN IT'S A CLIFFHANGER!!
Not happy about that ending. However, I was happy enough based on all the witty banter and Deeks' hair jokes involved this week heheh :P
Thanks for reading, please leave a comment and tune in 2 weeks from now for part 2!!

Thursday 25 October 2012

Big Bang Theory - 'The Holographic Excitation'

Halloween!! Halloween!!! I love The BBT Halloween episodes.. Or any other random BBT episodes where they wear costumes! Sheldon always uses the opportunity to prove he's smarter than everyone (anyone remember the Doppler Effect??) Howard looks skinnier than usual, and Raj and Leonard are just.. adorable!
So Stuart's having a party at the comic book store, and he's not sure of how to decorate, so Raj gets into party-planner mode, and Sheldon shakes Leonard's fist-bump when they determine that Howard can, in fact, use any conversation topic to remind people he went to space.
Then Amy and Sheldon try to figure out a couple's costume to wear to the party, and *gasp* amy doesn't like Star wars! Even the live studio audience gasped! How rude!
And Penny attempts to understand Leonard's work, he has a holographic thing that can move stuff around when he moves his hands around! And it makes Penny want to make out lol.. Interesting.
Raj makes bad Halloween/food puns, Howard's still talking about NASA, and Leonard shows up for lunch smiling at 'nothing' hehe, surprised no one saw right through that (especially Howard..)
Speaking of Howard, he's starting to make out with Bernadette and keeps making space/sex puns and she goes 'ohhhkay we need to talk' haha.. She tells him to not bring it up so often, and no, he can't even point lol
One would think Penny would be stronger than Leonard, but he handed her a giant metal ball like it's nothing, and she goes 'woah, that's heavy!' Now they're looking at a giant electromagnet and she finds it hot lol..
Sheldon is not at all subtle haha but apparently 'being nice' will make him shut up but 'helpful honesty' won't..
Wow Sheldon and Amy made a giant Venn diagram of costumes each of them want to go as, but neither of them will agree on anything :/
Howard and Bernadette are the Smurfs, which is so cute (except I feel bad for them being covered in blue paint!) and Penny and Leonard don't match at all (sexy cop and Albert Einstien? Also, Einstain wasn't balding, so that's weird..) LMAO Amy is Raggedy Anne and Sheldon's Raggedy C3PO (also, I had a deck of cards with Raggedy Ann on the back growing up, they were so cute!), because Sheldon 'lost the compromise' hahah
Then Howard's all sad and so Bernadette takes him aside and talks to him and he does an INCREDIBLY accurate imitation of her voice, and she reassures him that even 'regular boring old Howard' is nice she goes 'I married him! On purpose!' HAHAHA That was so freaking cute!! :)
Then at the end, we see a video of Buzz Aldrin talking to kids on Halloween and comparing candy to outer space.. Aww he's so cute lol! 'This one's a Moon Pie. I've walked on the moon! What have you done?' LMAO
What a good episode haha I love the Halloween ones, always have, hopefully always will! :P Happy Halloween everybody! (Even though that's not for almost another week... I'm going home this weekend so I'm all excited because I get to dress up early hehe)

Big Bang Theory - 'The Re-Entry Minimization'

No there weren't 2 new episodes this week, I was just too lazy to blog last week..
Remember how the past few weeks I've been complaining about the open-endedness of the 'conclusions' to the episodes? I wish I could say that was remedied this time, but it wasn't -.-
We established that the girls (Penny and Amy) are better than the guys (Sheldon and Leonard) at just about everything - Pictionary (apparently a chocolate-chip cookie isn't a chocolate-chip cookie unless there is a glass of milk beside it), wrestling (although Penny was in junior rodeo and Sheldon is a total weakling, so that was hardly fair) and even pie eating (a scene which delivered the classic line 'Blueberry in my nose! Blueberry in my nose!!')
Howard is less famous than Howie Mandel, apparently the one thing that will make him non-horny is Bernadette with a cold, and his mom didn't expect him home early so she was sleeping with his dentist. Ew.
Apparently Stuart is now living with Raj, which I'm guessing is a step up from the stockroom at the comic book store where he said he lived before..
And Howard closes the episode alone in a diner singing 'Rocketman' to a peice of cheesecake. There are very few times in this series that I've felt sympathy towards that tiny creep, but this was definitely one of them :/
That was short and sweet haha I wish all my posts were like this so I don't get carpal tunnel... Stay tuned for the recap of tonight's Halloween episode.

Wednesday 24 October 2012

CSI - 'It Was A Very Good Year'

I've heard that this one has a big Greg storyline, so I'm very excited :) He hasn't had many storylines lately (mind you, I'm biased, they could spend the entire episode doing closeups of him while everyone else talks offscreen, and I'd still say he didn't have enough screentime hahah). This is also the first episode I've watched on the air in a while, so I'm excited! Got my CSI shirt from Vegas on, and I'm ready to go!
They found a piano in the middle of the desert, with a dead woman inside it. Greg is really quiet (as they say, too quiet) and he says he knew her :( Her name was Allison Bailey, she was a music historian who helped him when he was writing his book. But he looks really sad, I'm thinking she meant more than that to him... Poor baby :(
I agree with him that sometimes pianos are treated terribly, and they (especially old ones) are really beautiful things! Even if they're out of tune, they're really incredible to look at! We have an upright grand at my house, and when I was little I would lift up the front just to stare at the hammers moving when I pressed the keys :P I dropped the cover on my head a couple times, though...
The piano was clearly taken out into the desert by a moving truck. Morgan establishes that Greg and Allison were 'more than friends', he says it was just a fling, and then she asks 'For who, you or her?' and he doesn't answer. Aww :(
They find cleaned-off blood on the side of the piano, and a serial number on the side so they can track it. It belonged to 'the' Ledo Wright, a legend who Sara and Russell have never heard of XD He was a famous piano player in the 60s who (according to Greg) was friends with Frank Sinatra, who was murdered by a mob guy by the name of Tommy Grazetti, but the body was never found, yadda yadda... (I kind of hope they turn up his body, one of the many things Greg and I have in common is we are fascinated by mob history in Vegas hehe).
They found wood glue fragments inside the piano, indicating it was probably repaired recently. They talk to the guy who picked up the piano to take it to be repaired, and he says he picked it up from a theater owned by the very same Grazetti, then he found the body, panicked a dumps it in the desert. Hmm..
Greg and Russell go to visit Grazetti at his theater and they find a back room that's full of cleaned-up blood. Then Grazetti comes and interrupts them and Greg flips out on him. Poor boy... I'm not gonna lie though, yelling at a mob guy and accusing him of various crimes, might get Greg hurt! And Russell gives him a talking-to, but doesn't take him off the case (yay!)
Sara finds the Frank Sinatra impersonator-guy at the club lying in the floor listening to music (for a second I thought he was dead haha) but he has an alibi for the night of the murder.
Then Russel realises there were vinyl record (remember those, kids? I'm only 19, I don't haha) chips in the victim's wounds and at the crime scene at the theater.
Greg and Nick find on Allison's GPS records that she went to an abandoned house way out of town. In her research there's an old picture of Grazetti going to the same house, taken by one of Sam Braun's PIs. The lady who owned the house had helped in a robbery at the Rampart in wich 2 security guards were killed. When they interview Grizetti, of course he denies it, but then Greg finds several holes in his story
(from 1966, I might add, when Greg wasn't even born, what a genius!!)
Hodges is dancing to hip-hop and making me laugh so hard at his awkwardness.. Through his dancing, they realise the wood glue chips were from records that were cleaned - forming perfect nagatives of the records themselves. They 'play them' and use Russell's handy song-listening app to identify one as a Sinatra record.
Then Greg has a eureka moment and figures out that 'Grizetti' is actually Ledo Wright in disguise.. And Morgan gives him some advice and calls him 'hot' hahaha they'd make a cute couple (although she and Hodges are just so damn adorable!)
They confront Grizetti/Wright and he admist to his real identity, says the real Grizetti died choking on a chicken bone, and he took over his identity to avoid being drafted into the army.. But he never killed anyone, and he proves it.
They trace the Sinatra record from before to the same music shop where the mover-guy worked, he says he sold one to the same Sinatra impersonator as before. Then interview him and destroy his alibi, and the bastard says he's better than Sinatra, and that he bought the record for Allison, and she says she was giving it as a surprise gift to her friend Greg - so he became all jealous and killed her. WTF?! Poor Greg was not in on the interview, but he was listening, and looked so sad! Poor guy, apparently she still had feelings for him and that got her killed? How do you deal with that??
Morgan buys him another copy of the record (I should mentoin it was very rare, only about 1000 copies were ever pressed, and with all the Sinatra collectors out there, I can't believe there are still some available, but I digress for the sake of the plotline) and she says some inspirational words and pats him on the shoulder. Also, the face he made when she left and he looked after her was SO DARN CUTE they stayed on that closeup for a good 30 seconds and I was just going 'awwwww' the whole time lol XD
I love this show, not many others could go into a 46-year old mob-related disappearance story and drag Sinatra into it!

Tuesday 23 October 2012

NCIS:LA - 'Out of the Past'

I’ve just had the very not-unpleasant surprise of seeing my blog has reached 2000 pageviews!! J (Well, it was actually 2004, but who’s counting? Apparently I am…) I just wanted to say thank you so so much for reading and commenting and whatnot!! J It’s been so much fun to write for you guys, and I hope to continue for much longer!!
The show begins with a nerdy (but cute) guy talking on the phone as he goes in an out of a sketchy pizza place and gets followed by two creepers, then hit by a car. Daamn.
Hetty’s heart rate won’t increase haha what a boss... And she works out to Ronald Reagan speeches XD
Oops Deeks called Sam and Callen ‘old’ accidentally LMAO they say they’re gonna make him do pushups – I think everyone’s just accidentally insulting everyone today!
Apparently the guy who was hit by the car was working for someone running for Senate and my mom called so I’m missing the whole next part... Deeks and Kensi go to a house in a suburb and pick the lock on a house that has more books than I do! And then Sam and Callen go to an office building (looks like a bank) but then I turned the volume back up and figured out they were talking to the senator that Clay (The victim) worked for, she said he was worried about something. Then one of his coworkers came out and gave them a paper that Clay had found in his mailbox that had a bunch of pictures (of, I’m thinking, politicians) on it with the word ‘kill’ written across each one.
Apparently all of the people in the pictures are candidates running for US Senate, including the one Clay worked for. And then Hetty delivers a beautiful line that was in all the promos - 'You don't escape politics. You either play, or get played.' :)

The senate-candidate woman (her name's Tenez) was all business and back to work, being told to get herself in front of the camera - weird. Sam says 'you'd think people on her staff get killed every day.'
Deeks and Kensi visit a pig of a man who is running for re-election in the Senate, he says he heard about the hit list and thinks the best suspect is whoever was sleeping with Tenez - and he says he also heard she was planning to drop out of the race. When the team watched her on TV, there's a weird buzzing noise and I'm terrified for a second that she's going to get killed right in front of the camera O.o But she's fine, and I'm not gonna lie, she is one tough cookie! Looks like she's been taking some tips from Hetty in the badass department - coming back from commercial Hetty hangs up on the CIA hahaha!
Deeks kinda-sorta hits on Kensi but she and Hetty thwart him and his thoughts of Monica Lewinski lol.. Also, apparently Hetty ruled Nicaragua for 72 hours - but we're not supposed to ask XD
Kensi applies for a job at Tenez's office and accidentally-on-purpose spills coffee on the guy who hired her so that she could get access to his computer.
After mocking Kensi's fear of tranferring files, Nell and Eric come across an email hater that sends angry messages to the campaign - including one that says 'last night was just a taste of what's to come' SPOOKY!!
So Sam goes to a coffee shop that has the same IP address that the email threat was sent from, and goes on an eco friendly rant as en excuse to stroll around and check out everyone's laptops hahaha attaboy.. And they catch the guy who sent the email and Callen trips him.
The guy runs an anarchist/baking blog haha, odd combination, dontcha think?? Apparently he was set up, so there goes that lead...
Kensi goes to a political rally for Tenez (I don't understand why people get so excited to see politicians, but whatever..) and she steps up to her and says 'she's my idol' and some security jerk is all 'step back' then Tenez decides to hell with the security guy, she shakes Kensi's hand, then Kensi sees a muzzle flash (lookat me with my fancy lingo haha) from on top of a nearby building and dives to the ground with Tenez, several people are shot - i'm not sure how many are OK, but Tenez is whisked away safe.
Back at the boathouse, the security guy has a beef with Granger and Tenez says she's going to drop out of the race - she says her campaign is not worth more than another person's life. Then Kensi makes a good point too - if Tenez drops out now, they win, whoever 'they' are. Sam figures out where the shooter was from, and says they were lucky, the shooter intended to miss.
Hetty figures out that whoever is targeting Tenez might be within the campaign-runners themselves. I CALLED THAT ONE!
Then Kensi and Deeks have an amusing conversation about him losing the class president election in 1995, and his memoirs, and Kensi suggests the title for his memoir, 'Freaks, Geeks, & Deeks' which she says she came up with in the shower that morning - which he, of course, takes to mean she was thinking about him in the shower XD
Kensi realises Rebecca, the runner of the campaign staff, was the actual target, because she was involved with the money and that Lisa, one of the other staffers, was the killer because she wanted the money. So Kensi shoots her when she pulls a gun.
Deeks is too weak to do as many pushups as Sam haha and Hetty is watching the debate and apparently is the one asking the questions - of course she is XD

CSI - 'Wild Flowers'

Two girls crawl under a fence and into… A rave. Seems perfectly normal – after all, this IS Vegas (or the desert outside vegas) They start making their way through a crowd of dancing people with glosticks, and I’m thinking they’re gonna stand out wearing normal clothing in this crowd…
They begin freaking out when they see someone in a hooded jacket coming towards them, and then he raises a gun and shoots at them!! Everyone (well, some of them, I imagine the majority of the crowd is SUPER high at the moment) freaks out and starts to run, and something explodes and races around overhead like a firework.
Then we hear GRISSOM!!! But just on the phone, Sara is leaving him a message saying ‘happy anniversary, we need to catch up sometime.’ And I’m thinking ‘jeez, where is he, and how long has it been since they’ve seen one another??’ Also ‘BOY I hope he turns up at the end of this episode!!’
Then we see that one of the girls from before is lying dead on the ground and was shot in the back. Apparently the bullet (or another one that missed) hit a tank of Nitrous oxide that was behind the girl, there was a lighter nearby, and BOOM!
They interview a guy who was super-baked guy who says the dead girl was with John Lennon... Or Kurt Cobain, he could only see her aura. But he filmed it all on his phone. Then they speak to a girl who wasn’t high and she is a medical intern, was just there to dance.
The videos, however, show the medical intern distributing the nitrous through balloons, and trying to help the dead girl after she was shot.
Doc Robbins and Sara realise the girl was a sex slave and debate about whether she is in a better place after dying.
When Morgan goes to talk to the intern, she says she found the other girl and smuggled her away to help her, because she was extremely shaken and scared but wouldn’t talk. She takes Morgan to her, and when Morgan takes her DNA, she then goes into the hallway and starts crying because someone has cut out the poor girl’s tongue!!  Eww!
Nick and the cute vice cop whose name I can’t remember go looking through a valley near a tungsten mine, because the dead girl’s shoe had a mushroom with traces of tungsten caught in it. They follow a path of footprints to a road where they find evidence of a cattle-hauling truck which may have been carrying the girls, and it hit a small car and was forced off the road.
Morgan is talking to the girl in the hospital, and she tries to get her to write things down… But then starts to ramble, and says Hodges is her best friend... Awww 
The girl draws a picture of some kind; it looks like a bunch of wind turbines through bars to me O.o
They find a guy named Oliver Ruiz who is on 2 lists – one of people who own a cattle hauler the right colours, and one of people who own a gun the same kind as the murder weapon.
Then David says the two girls were sisters, and then they use that to search the missing children’s database – they were so little when they went missing  Poor girls were probably taken by their mother, who had family in Mexico and from there were either kidnapped or sold into the sex trade. But their father has still been keeping in touch with police trying to find his daughters. This is so sad 
Then Hodges uses Nick’s lunch to illustrate the journey a Mexican cow makes into the USA haha and they’ve located the truck!
The girls’ father arrives at the hospital and meets Russel and Morgan – how do you tell someone their daughter’s tongue has been cut out??!! That’s just awful... They didn’t even actually say! He starts crying, probably imagining the worst, but she’s asleep so they go to talk to him some more.
The Ruiz guy was caught and brought in, his gun was gone but there was ammo in his truck which matched the gun. And surprise surprise, another girl was found in his truck too. She defends him and says he was her cousin, he tried to smuggle her into the US and she didn’t know about other girls being in the truck. According to Ruiz, the guy who ran him off the road was in a hoodie and yelling ‘where are the girls?’ and then wrenched the gun out of his hand when Ruiz tried to defend himself.
Hodges says there is trace on the Ruiz’s clothing (transfer from the hoodie-guy) that is found only in H-vac cooling systems – the kind the girls’ father works with! Oh my god, I have to admist, I considered the possibility that he was involved, but was hoping it wasn’t him!!
Russell calls Morgan at the hospital to tell her, and when she runs to the room, she sees the intern from before, who says the girl was discharged and her father is taking her ‘home’. Then Russell interrupts a fight between Morgan and the Vice cop (blaming one another for allowing the girl to get taken away by the father).
The driver’s truck had stopped in Bull Head City – and when Sara and Morgan look at the satellite images they see A FARM WITH WIND TURBINES!!! I KNEW IT!!! Then we see the dad screaming at the girl, the poor thing is totally petrified, and then the father picks up a lighter when he leaves the house he’s surrounded by cops!! Brass says ‘one move, and I’ll turn you into pink mist!’ Morgan says she smells gas, and the bastard tosses the lighter into the house behind him – Morgan runs in and pulls the girl out (they find the key to unlock her because he was hiding it on himself) and they pull her out!!
And then there is a touching scene where Morgan and the girl are sitting on the hood of a cop car and Morgan asks her yes-or-no questions to figure out the whole story, and then the girl reaches over and takes her hand :’) So, so sad that tragic things like that happen…

Sunday 21 October 2012

CSI - 'Code Blue Plate Special'

I wasn't aware that I missed TWO episodes.. Grrr the fangirl in me is shaking her head lol
This one begins on a dark night (well, as dark as the neon-lit nights in Vegas ever are) at a diner called Frank's, it's kinda cute and cosy, but also ominous, especially considering the last show I watched that began in a diner (NCIS:LA) continued to have the diner blow up and kill everyone inside... Also it's dark out!! And there's a creepy guy staring in through the window at the one waitress as she talks to the 'regulars', an old couple eating breakfast at 5 am (talk about early bird special), the cook, the cook's brother (who is arguing on the phone with his wife), a drag queen, and a couple cops. The cops notice the creeper and say they'll talk to him if he's 'still bothering her' and then when they look up again the guy is gone. Then the cook goes into the back (which is of course dark) and hears a noise then goes into the fridge, next thing you see is Nick Greg and Sara outside coming in for breakfast and the same cops from before pull up and say the cook called them saying he was locked in the fridge and his brother won't answer his phone and I paused the video to type but I'm thinking 'oh shit'.
They walk in, and surprise, surprise, everyone's dead. It's so sad, they knew everyone by name too, being regulars themselves :( They open the fridge and find Vincent (the cook), he's fine but runs out into the restaurant, and naturally freaks out.
Brass pulls up outside, and BOY, he's pissed. He grills the two cops who told him about the stalker and they put an alert out for him (but they said it coulda also been a robbery, because the cash register was empty). Brass, however, doesn't buy it.. And there are 2 random guys in among the regulars that nobody recognises. Apparently the stalker had been bothering the waitress Edie for 6 months but she couldn't get a restraining order - poor girl!! Greg looks so sad (and this part made me tear up) because he's looking at the old couple, and says he always noticed them because they looked so happy.. And they died holding hands :(
Finn notices that somehow one guy's finger got detatched and spun across the room O.o She asks to be left alone to analyse the blood and Greg goes into the walk-in fridge, placing the same box of potatoes in front of the door that the Vincent guy had before, but the door slams shut and my Greg is trapped!!! He tries to call for help but has no cell service - which is damn suspicious, because Vincent had supposedly phoned from INSIDE the freezer!! Then he finally gets a signal and notices a camera in the back wall of the fridge - CREEPY!!
Russell goes to see Ecklie as he's getting discharged from the hospital and he says he 'doesn't recommend getting shot' haha.. Morgan arrives to take Ecklie home and tells him to stop working (But as soon as she leaves the room, he calls the sherriff haha).
Russell arrives on-scene and Finn is stumped by 3 of the bodies - the 2 random guys and one of the regulars (Shirley?) were all moved after they died.
At the lab, Greg and Morgan are going over the footage from the fridge camera (apparently Vincent had put it there because someone had been stealing steaks and lobsters), they see him in there for about 7 minutes, and Greg defends himself saying it's easier to get locked in the fridge than you'd think haha..
Then the creeper shows up at the morgue!! DAMNIT GET HIM OUT!!! I don't care what they say in Hoodwinked, it should be a crime to be creepy. He says he was going to be married to Edie, and Doc Robbins isn't buying it (attaboy!) so he tells David to call Sara and tell her this guy's here. Then there is some creepy music and creepman advances towards the body so Robbins stops him with a crutch to the chest (such a badass for a Santa lookalike!) Then Ronald (the creeper) pulls something out of his pocket and it's an engagement ring, he wants to put it on her finger but Robbins says NO and then as things get spooky, Sara busts in and aims a gun at him. His shoe matches the bloody footprint and he says he went for a walk around the block so the cops wouldn't harrass him, and when he came back everyone was already dead. He says he didn't own a gun, he hates them.
One of the mystery dead guys, 'Alex Brenner', has fingerprints matching.. Who knows. The access is blocked. The other guy was from Arizona and named Robert Rios. Then a US Marshall shows up to tell Brass that Brenner was in witness protection but they can't tell him who he actually is, or who he was being protected from.
Sara and Greg finds records that say Ronald (the stalker, cripes there are a lot of names being thrown around in this episode) won 200,000$ in a lawsuit after he was attacked by a guy (probably the boyfriend or husband of some lady Ronald was stalking) and during the attack Ronald shot the guy!!! Proving he doesn't 'hate guns' as much as he said!
Nick and Hodges (with some griping from the latter about never being invited to the diner) realise that Brenner was involved with some kind of drug cartel. Rios had fleece fibers in his throat and lead on his clothes, indicating he was wearing a ski mask (I thought there was one on the floor earlier on, when they first entered the diner?) and had a gun. OMG! HE WAS THE SHOOTER!
Then they realise that there were 2 shooters and based on trajectory, Brenner apparently was the other one. But why is Rios dead? And who moved the bodies? They think it was 'the cleaner', someone who the cartel would send in to kill their hired gun, Rios. And Finn thinks it was Ronald. Although, the cleaner didn't use his own gun, he picked up Brenner's off the floor.
Apparently Owen (the brother of the Vincent guy)'s wife was involved with Rios, so they think she hired him to kill Owen, then Nick is interviewing Vincent and he says they were making a buisiness deal that would make them a lot of money, then suddenly a call comes in to the police station about shots fired at the diner! Again! And I'm freaking out because practically EVERYONE (except Nick, phew) is there!!! Russell, Finn, Morgan, Greg(?), Sara, ALL OF THEM!!!
EVERYONE IS OK, (Ecklie's there, though, he shouldn't be!) I am so relieved, there was a guy replacing the newspapers out of the machine and a gun fell out and he picked it up it discharged and hit him in the leg. Poor guy, but I'm glad my babies are ok!! The find the other gun wrapped in a paper in the same machine, and there are no prints on either guns, but there are prints on one of the papers - WHICH MATCH RONALD THE STALKER!!! DUN DUNN!!
But there's a legit reason for the prints to be there, he has OCD. Grr. I won't bore you with the details, but then Nick and Finn find the coin slot was jammed with something so no one could open it, a Chinese coin. Then Nick realises it was Vincent, because he kept a bowl of foreign coins below the cash register. Damn, that's too bad :/ He did it because he wanted to get the money from the business deal and his brother didn't agree to it. But his brother was already rich so he was jealous and wanted the money. So he hired Rios. And the whole thing got screwed up so he killed Rios too.
And all the cops are sad now :( And stupid creeper Ronald is free. Damn the justice system. Sara tells him off, and I applaud her badassness.
Looks like there's some family trouble for Russell, his wife is staying in Seattle with his daughter and her daughter because they're teriffied still (understandably, after what happened) and she wants them to move back to Seattle but he says they can't.

NCIS:LA - 'The Fifth Man'

I'm stating it right off the bat - I hope they don't blow up this old-school diner. I am very nostalgic, and I hate when stuff like that happens on TV, it makes me so sad, even though it's fake!
There are some dudes sitting around. One's fat, one's young, and one's old. Then some creepy guy in a suit walks in, apparently they were all invited there by the same guy - rich dude is condescending to a waiter, and then they look around and realise everyone in the place has vanished.. And then it blows up. Goddamn.
Witty banter!! I love the witty banter!! Deeks is late bacause apparently he had some 'bad sushi' but Callen and Sam invented the bad sushi so they're not buying it (this is why I don't eat sushi, it canmake you sick..) but apparently Deeks ACTUALLY went to Vegas, possibly with a girl who, according to Kensi 'isn't even a real model!' Sam kicks Deeks's ass with a stick, then they get called in to Ops because they have a case! Gee, I wonder what that could be...
Apparently the diner had been closed a year prior, so it was staged as being open, to lure the 4 guys there. They were all invited by a Twitter account, whom they all followed. That Twitter account was run by the Naval Intelligence Agency as part of a secret operation called Wide Awake.
Callen and Sam interview the head of the project, who says it has to do with predicting terrorist threats using an online game that random people play. The men killed at the diner were all members of the same group, which, he says were the best of the best. And there was a 5th member in the group - which leads him (and me) to wonder aloud whether he was an intended target as well? Or the main suspect?
Deeks and Kensi are going to interview the 5th guy, a Mike Hoffman, and they're arguing about Vegas (Deeks thinks they should go together, and Kensi thinks that's a bad idea - I think it'd be hilarious!) so a girl with pink in her hair and weird clothes runs past them and they get into a different argument about the difference between hipster and emo.. AND HAHAHA DEEKS SAID 'TOUCHE!' For those of you who are 'Streets behind', that is a throwback to last week's episode, when they had an argument over the proper use of 'Touche' :P The fun and games is cut short when they find blood on the wall - and Kensi's jacket. They figure it must have been wiped off the girl. Deeks get to Hoffman's apartment and finds a dead guy on the floor - Kensi trails the girl down the street, but she gets away because a train got between her and Kensi. For a second, I thought she was going to let it hit her.
Turns out the dead guy was not Hoffman, but the girl was definitely acquainted with the real Hoffman.
The doctor guy who was head of the operation is apparently the only link between the 4 victims. He apparently gave his project results to a guy named Toretto at the Pentagon, because he wanted to see if his program was working. Sam gets very mad when they hear this, and then as they're leaving they see the same pink-haired girl trying to get into the building. They yell at the security guards to stop her, and she kicks one and takes off. I can't believe she's managed to get away from 4 NCIS agents! That's one ninja girl! Apparently her name is Astrid and she'd been living at Hoffman's apartment for a few months. I think she's his daughter!
Callen and Sam go to visit Toretto, and he comes speeding out of the parking lot in his car. Another car comes speeding after it, and they give chase. The second car crashes into an 18-wheeler and the driver is killed, but Toretto gets away.
They manage to call Astrid, she has Hoffman's cell phone, and Kensi manages to talk to her. She mentions that Hoffman is a gambler, they find him at a casino. Deeks and Kensi do their bickering-couple routine and lure him outside! I was right, he is Astrid's father - he thinks O.o And they figure out that Astrid was actually the one playing Wide Awake, on Hoffman's computer.
Hetty pulls Nell aside and talks to her, tells her to sit in her desk chair 'This is a trick, right? You want to see my reaction.' 'This is a chair, Miss Jones. Sit in it.' LMAO she's a scary lady when she wants to be! She said that Nell has the highest IQ of anyone there (Don't tell Eric!) and wants her to play Operation Wide Awake.
Doctor Mathers has slipped the cops tailing him, and apparently the program doesn't work.
Callen and Sam go to Mathers' house, and they find it's been broken into - by Toretto! He tries to get past 2 guns - with a fire poker ahahaha and Sam pulls a ninja move on him lol I'm so proud! Apparently Mathers was trying to kill Toretto, so (this makes no sense) Toretto broke into his house to talk some sense into him.. If someone is going to kill you, you RUN AWAY FROM THEM!! durh..
Eric refers to Nell as his 'lovely assistant' haha and then modifies it to 'colleague' she looks so ticked off, I guess he did hear about the IQ thing... Apparently Mathers called Astrid on Hoffman's phone, and is now heading to the casino where Hoffman usually is. Kensi deduces that Mathers must now know that he was hunting for the wrong person and he's going to try to kill Astrid. *Cue the suspenseful music*
They find Mathers (with a gun) at the casino, and follow him out a side door where he comes face to face with Astrid, also holding a gun. OK he runs from 4 highly trained NCIS agents, but will surrender to a 16-ish-year-old girl?? Guy makes no sense... Kensi tries to use her 'bonding' with Astrid to make her drop the gun, and Astrid says she has no friends Kensi wants to be her friend so Astrid's like 'If you wanna be my friend, let me shoot him' and Kensi convinces her not to. And for a second I thought Astrid was gonna shoot Kensi, but then she hands her the gun and it's all good...
Back at Ops, Sam says he knew where Deeks ACTUALLY was in Vegas - at a showing of Phantom of the Opera. HAHA That's my boy.. They also say that Astrid has Asperger's and she'll be OK on her own for a while, but might need help since Hoffman is facing jail time.
Then we cut to the boatshed and Kensi and Astrid are playing poker - Astrid asks Kensi if she's in love with her partner and Kensi doesn't actually answer.. INTERESTING!!! Then Astrid says 'If you want to find out more about me, you'll have to keep me around for a while' I HOPE THEY DO SHE'S ADORABLE!!! And then Hetty comes over and joins them and asks 'are you feeling lucky?' (because Astrid had been cleaning up until that point, and we all know Hetty's a freaking ninja lol). I half-expected her to add 'punk' to that sentence, but she's too classy for that :P

SNL - Bruno Mars

If you saw my post last week, you'll know how excited I am for this one!! I love Bruno Mars!! Not sure how well he'll do with acting, but he seems like a pretty cool and entertaining guy, so good luck to him!!
We open with another political debate cold open (raise yur hand if you were surprised by that) and they both keep threatening each other lol, apparently threatening to kick the ass of the president carries a setence of 10 years in prison, while threatening to kick the ass ofa former Governor of Massechusets carries a fine of 50-150$ lol.. Which is good for Obama, considering he ONLY makes as much money as Romney pays his cats :P And OMG there’s Tom Hanks randomly, I love him! Why does he always just randomly show up?? I love him!!
OK time for the monologue, I LOVE THIS MAN!! He sings and dances and is cute in general! And that’s enough of a description lol.. I was kinda thinking that I wish he hadn’t done a singing monologue cos it’s so stereotypical, but then I remembered Taylor Swift did the same thing and it was awesome, so nevermind haha :P
Next up we have a fauxmercial, a parody of that weird creepy Brad Pitt black-and-white-rambling-randomly Chanel perfume one… Taran killed it haha
Aand a talk show sketch called ‘haters’ where Bobby Moynahan and ‘her’ daughter Bruno come out dressed like women and shake their booties.. Also a weird coincidence, because right before Bruno came out dressed like a girl, I was talking to my friend and referred to him as ‘pretty’ XD (Bruno, not my friend, sorry Andrew :P )
Then another weird fauxmercial with ‘Brad Pitt’, advertising Taco Bell/Doritos hybrid taco lol
A sketch at Pandora Internet Radio, where all of the various artist channels keep losing power and they make Bruno the intern sing parts of all the various songs, the first one was Green Day and he was all mumbly and AWESOME lol, then some Aerosmith, Katy Perry, Justin Beiber (didn’t sound anything like Beiber but was funny nonetheless) and then some guy kept skipping songs on the Michael Jackson channel (everyone has an MJ glove for him to use lol) and no one knows the words to ‘Smooth Criminal’ LMAO then the power gets fixed, and he dies from all the singing L Was that necessary???
And this next prt made me so sad, it was like a digital short (sadly no Andy Samberg) it opens with Bruno saying to some psychiatrist ‘I don’t know if I can do this – what if I wave and they don’t wave back??’ I was very confused, but then you see him wandering around Times Square in a mouse costume waving to random people, and none of them wave back and he’s so sad!! And it just goes on and on and no one pays attention to him :’( Poor Bruno!!! Then there’s a hula-frog mascot nearby who is in the same predicament and also looks really sad, and just when I think I can’t take any more of the sad animals, Brno-mouse goes up to the hula-frog and they wave to each other :3 then hug and walk away holding hands!! AWWW it was cute but not terribly funny..
Tom Hanks introduces Bruno singing his new single ‘Locked Out of Heaven’ and I want to go download it RIGHTAWAY it’s so good!! J
WEEEEEEEEEKEND UPDATE!!! I can’t remember specifically any of the jokes really, a lot of them were election-related, and my internet is dead so I split a lot of that time between staring at cutie Seth and trying to figure out how to make it come back… BUT THEN STEFAN THE CITY CORRESPONDANT CAME OUT AND TALKED ABOUT HALLOWEEN!!! AND MY NIGHT WAS MADE!!! Especially because Bill made himself laugh so many times and that makes me so happy when that happens J
Then there was another of those sketches about the creepy singing robots in the Halloween tunnel at a carnival trying to kill the people on the ride when it breaks down… I gotta say, I am so impressed with their ability to move like animatronics, sometimes I forget they’re real… Bruno especially, the other guys have had tons of practise with this and he’s had like a week!! And then at the end, suddenly there’s another ‘brother’ robot and it’s Tom Hanks XD
This next sketch was really weird, it was Vanessa and Jason as a couple at a country lodge, where Bruno is the guy working the front desk and he has an eyepatch (why not, right?) and anytime anyone mentions yetis he freezes and stares all creepily at the camera – then he brings out Bill who (of course) was molested by a Yeti and gets in on the staring at the camera thing XD
Stefan (YAY!) introduces Bruno again, and he sings this AMAZING song that I’ve never heard before but melted my heart – also I noticed he wasn’t wearing his trademark fedora, he’s traded it in for some other kind of hat (I’m not good with names, help me out) it has a circular brim and kinda looks like a cowboy hat but it’s not curved up at the sides, or quite as dented at the top… Makes him look like a farmhand from the turn of the century, but I don’t care, he’s so cute!!! And DAMN that boy can sing, ugh I love him so much!! Note to self: buy his new CD.
And to wrap things up, it’s another one of those under-underground records festival things haha they’re so funny! This one is about the election (of course) and involves so many cultural references, I can’t even list them all haha… Also, apparently Ass Dan has a twin brother, Butt Dave, and of course they both die! Sounds about right.
Bruno closes out the show by thanking Tom Hanks and everybody else (ever since Seth McFarlane, I’ve been keeping an eye out to see if anyone thanks the writers, and so far no one has. Interesting), and then goes to say ‘until we meet again’ but flubs it and cracks up, awww… Then he blew kisses to the audience and I would have pretended to catch one but I was too busy typing…  I don’t care how dorky that is lol he is one of the cutest people I have ever seen. And has a voice like a freaking angel.
Thanks for reading, my dears, I promise I’m trying to catch up on the various other shows/blogs, but I’ve had midterms and such… Good thing hiatus week lined up with midterms. Can’t believe I’m stressed about watching TV. I have been spending too much time at my computer. Goodnight!

Monday 15 October 2012

HIMYM - 'Who Wants to be a Godparent?'

No one's doing very well haha and Lily and Marshall are sad because they think NYC is going to kill them and they don't know what to do with their kid in the event they were going to die - they have fast-motion fights about leaving him to either of their mothers (And don't even consider Lily's dad haha) so they start a competition between Barney and Ted and Robin over who would make a more suitable godparent... Barney wears various costumes and sings inappropriate versions of various children's songs.. Ted and Robin keep buying him increasingly larger teddy bears hehe
No more childish games, it's time for AN OFFICIAL GAME!! hehe they've made up a game show and OMG THEY BROKE THE 4TH WALL BY LOOKING INTO THE CAMERA HAHAHA I love when people do that on TV :P
I love this episode, they did one like this on Friends (and lost Monica and Rachel their apartment haha) and Marshall bought Lily a bunch of stuff so she'll play the game and stop crying.. I don't understand why Barney always gets to answer first lol.. And what's up with Ted's puppet Professor Infosaurus?? Haha he breaks it out when he's telling the story to his kids in 2030 haha..
Now they're all arguing about how they each deserve to be Marvin's godparent, Barney's logic is 'I AM BARNEY STINSON!' hahahha.. To be honest, Ted seems like the obvious choice; they've known him the longest so they know he's trustworthy, and he LOVES kids, so that makes sense! Barney is, well Barney, so that's a bad idea lol, and Robin doesn't even want kids, so why would you let her watch somebody else's??
Uhoh Marshall and Lily are being bitchy and saying they don't even care about their friends' 'silly little dating problems'.. That's so sad and mean! Then everyone storms out, and Lily and Marshall feel bad... So they decide to ditch their baby and go to the bar! Lol but don't worry about it, they left him with Micky (Yes Micky, the one who they decided wouldn't be suitable to be a guardian haha) and went to listen to their friends (it's a good idea because they need their priorities, even if their kid is higher on that list, their friends should be on there too!)
So anyways, just like the good ol' days, they all got supa-drunk and closed out the bar lol and thhen in the morning when Marvin started crying, Robin and Ted volunteer to look after him instead (Barney heads to the door lol)
And they finally decide that they're gonna let all 3 be the godparents. I saw that coming, but it was fun getting there :P
Good episode, thanks for reading, please leave a comment! :)

Saturday 13 October 2012

SNL - Christina Applegate

Another political debate parody... I agree with the moderator lady, 'This debate will likely not affect the outcome of this election, so just have fun with it' haha I've always wondered why they bothered having the VP candidates debate anyway... And Biden is just laughing at everything Ryan says haha (I'm laughing at his facial expression) And then Biden attempted to use the word 'homie' and the phrase 'got your back' and did a complicated gangster hand gesture with himself... And OMG Ryan said he won the 100m at the London Olympics and brought out the real Usain Bolt to 'back up his story' and Usain's like 'uhm, I won that' hehehe
Actually watching the credits today in an effort to learn the names of the freatured players.. Can't keep calling them 'new girl's and 'new guy' lol
Aidy is the chubbier one, Kate's the awesome one, Tim's the guy with the weird face, Cecily is the really pretty one.. And that's it. Ok I think I'm good.
OK Christina Applegate is hosting, I think that's the first woman host this year lol... And apparently the last time she hosted was 1993 O.o I was born that year, holy crap how old is this woman?!
And now she's singing! About how it's not yet any holiday season lol (Not in Canada! We already had Thanksgiving!) complete with some knockoff Muppets hehe
Fauxmercial!! Of that one for the razor with the 3 famous guys! It's almost identical to the original, except they added Jerry Sandusky.. Baad lol.. And wow Taran with that goatee does look a lot like Gael Garcia Bernal haha
OK I'm pretty sure they've done this type of sketch before, it's called 'The Caliornians' and they keep talking about roads, and they all talk with 'Valley Girl' type voices haha and ask 'what are you doing here?!' to each other lol.. RIGHT and then they all look at the camera super-shocked-like and then all stare in the mirror haha it's like a soap opera, but obviously impossible to take seriously XD I love Bill's shocked face, he's adorable.. They're getting married in a beige suit and a fur vest?! Da hell? And then Bobby in a hospital gown shows up and says he's her husband lol I think they literally dragged EVERYONE into this sketch.. Including Usain Bolt!
OMFG they just said Bruno Mars was pulling a Taylor Swift and hosting PLUS being the musical guest next week!!! You have no idea how excited that makes me, I love that guy!! Not only is he an incredible musicial and capable of writing songs that make my heart totally MELT, but he's really funny and SO DAMN CUTE!!! *sigh* can't wait haha
LMFAO I love this next sketch, it makes me sad but at the same time laughing, it's about these guys who are complaining about the new iPhone 5, then they bring out some asian workers who BUILT the phone, to trivialize the 'problems' hehehe.. Then she goes, to the workers 'would you like to complain about an American product?' and they go 'hmm... Let's see.. What does America make?' HAHAHA
Next up is a parody of Taken and The Expendables - 45 minutes of threatening phone calls, and 45 minutes of shooting and fighting XD This is awesome lol I'd see that if it was real!!
OK I have to admit I'm kind of interested to see Passion Pit, we used to play one of their songs at work (possibly more) and some of my friends love them. They're not bad, the drummer's pretty cute, and the lead singer is too but his eyes are weird..
Weekend Update time!! Woo!
Jokes about the debate hehe I love that they're universal, even tho I didn't watch the debate and don't understand American politics haha. He brought out Nasim's Ariana Huffington lol and I think he enjoys it when his guests 'flirt' with him hehe :P But of course they would! He's so freaking cute!! And the audience keeps interupting her with applause because of he making good points about women's rights (woot!)
OMFG THEY'RE BRINGING OUT JEAN K JEAN!!! HOLY CRAPULENCE I love him I thought they retired that character!!! "Zut alors!" Then he dances!! "Increy-ab-lay!"!! I am so happy about this!! Even Seth is kinda dancing, with his shoulders, a little bit, in a dignified 'I'm-in-a-suit' manner XD
I love when they do parodies of Greek mythology :D This one's Odysseus and the sirens (I never understood why he didn't also plug his ears..) Lol they're singing real 90s songs! And randomly fading out of tune.. Weird. And he knows the lyrics haha!! LMAO SHANIA TWAIN'S 'DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH!!' I loved that song when I was little, and I didn't even know who Brad Pitt or what a rocket scientist was.. And now they're all singing the songs hehe LMAO TLC's 'Scrubs' is the one that pushes him over the edge XD I'm dying
OH MY GOD it's the awkward 'attention teachers and students' principal guy!!! At a Halloween dance hehe (which is in support of the library lol no one ever goes to the library anymore) HAHA I love it expecially that he has his own microphone, he probably spits all over that one when he's snorting all into it haha and OH DEAR GOD he's laughing, I'm loving this, I can't believe he's never done that before that is one of my fave sketches of all time!
Next up is one where Christina plays a dance instructor trying to teach some people Fossey by using nonsense words to 'count' or describe various dance moves... And I'm sorry, but Keenan totally stole thoe scene with his catchphrase 'this don't make no sense!!' bahaha sp good.
I feel like that may have just been the best episode of this season so far. I loved it. None of the sketches were really awkward and made me uncomfortable! Hooray! Yay Christina Applegate! Love her lol
See y'all (and Bruno Mars!) next week! Thanks for reading, please leave a comment!!

Thursday 11 October 2012

Big Bang Theory - 'The Higgs Boson Observation'

Remember how I keep talking about my Sheldon poster? My friend gave me another really awesome colourful one for my birthday (Thanks DJ!! :D ) That one is now hanging over my TV, staring at me whenever I watch television, and scaring the crap out of me when I open my bedroom door which is directly opposite :P I should put the 2 of them on walls across from each other, and have them have a Sheldon vs. Sheldon staring contest.
Walowitz misses gravity, so he makes people on webcam with him drop pencils repeatedly haha..
Sheldon and Penny and Leonard had a hilarious conversation about how Sheldon could have already done award-winning research as a child, so he needs to hire an assistant to sort through all his childhood research (Penny is too dumb for the job, Leonard has too much self-respect hahah)
So Sheldon hires a girl who flatters him (and doesn't smoke weed, despite his clever ruse) and she looks familier so I IMDb'd her, and OH MY GOD SHE WAS IN FIRED UP!!! She was the girl who is painfully honest and always says 'I'm just sayin' after everything haha I love her! And the weirdest timing too, earlier I had used that line in a tweet XD
Howard is going insane because he thinks he's going to be stuck on the space station forever, the rocket getting him was delayed by a week.
Amy becomes very jealous when she finds out about the new female assistant, and when she and Penny go to investigate Sheldon's office, they see Alex (the new assistant) talking to Leonard and Amy decides that she has nothing to worry about, because (and I quote) 'That bitch is your problem now' haha
Poor Penny, with Howard gone she's the only non-scientist around! And after saying it didn't matter, several times, she decided she would be jealous haha...
The rediculous thing, there's another non-solution in this episode, just like the last one, Penny is still jealous and Alex is still there.. Also Howard hasn't calmed down from his outer-space hysteria, he's still trapped and loony, so he decided to moon Bernadette on the webcam, despite her hissed warnings that 'NASA is watching this!!' And that's the end of the episode. Weird.
But it was a good funny episode haha can't wait for next week to see the follow-up to this!
Leave a comment to let me know what you thought, and as always, thanks for reading!!

Wednesday 10 October 2012

Bones - 'The Tiger in the Tale'

Arguing couple tries to get their car out of a pit of mud and the wheel sprays mud and dead guy up on the poor husband trying to get the car unstuck.. Ew.
Bones wants to run for president AHAHA that's the best idea ever I would vote for her! She makes the hudband throw up because he accidentally swallowed some of the remains (ew, poor guy, I would never eat again if that happened to me!), and Hodgins gets WAY too excited about vaccuuming up insects..
THEY CHANGED THE THEME SONG AGAIN!! OMG!!
Ugh Daisy's back -.- Why did we get no cute intern last week, and now we're stuck with her this week? I'm thinking this is something to do wwith the FBI rookie he kissed last week... Apparently she and Sweets are moving in together lol and he didn't know what a duvet was - which is odd, because he's so neat and tidy lol.
They figure out that the dead guy was likely a minimum-wage worker and based on the trace in his boots they trace him to a fairground - there they find a Spanish guy named Juan who is hiring 2 guys (out of 20 or so begging for the job) to pick up the trash on the fairground. He recognises the dead guy based on Angela's reconstruction (pretty impressive, considering she only had half a face to work with!) and says his name was Jared something, he used to hire him from time to time, he was a good worker but hadn't been around in a while.
They find out the victim had a restraining order against him filed by his ex-wife, 2 days before he was killed.
Bones and Daisy (but mostly Daisy, according to her) determined that there were likely 2 killers, because there were 2 different kinds of guns used to shoot him.
Sweets works some crazy phsychology voodoo on the ex-wife and her asshole of a current boyfriend (husband), Mike. The ex-wife feels bad and upset that he was dead, Mike seems mad. About everthing.
Some talk about poop, and they discover that Jared last worked at a 'pet expo' which was a show/sale? of exotic animals. The guy who owns it says his show is perfectly legal and he didn't know who Jared was.
Angela is feeling bad, like her job is less important than Hodgins - and he starts talking about boats XD So she calls over Sweets and grills him about moving in with Daisy. Damn he's so cute haha, expecially when he's confused and furrows his brows haha.
Jared was scratched by a Siberian tiger - having a purebred Siberian tiger is a felony. HAHA not so legal now! And he got blood poisoning from his wounds, but didn't go to the hospital because he would have been arrested. Then Cam and Hodgins discover that the bullet woulds were caused by the same bullet, it just changed size and shape as it moved through the victim.
The owner of the pet expo says he has no clue what farmers in the area where the victim was found would have been buying illegal exotic animals.
Then Hodgins flies a replica WWII Spitfire over a farm to peek into cages (haha geniuses!) and they find a farm which has a big collection of exotic animals - but no tiger.
Booth and Bones go to the farm and find an empty cage and an angry farmer who yells at them and says all his animals are legal. Then Bones spots some birds of prey - who are feasting on a dead tiger :( Bones starts crying and yelling at the farmer.
AWW Booth said such a sweet line - Bones said the tiger was beautiful, and Booth said 'It was beautiful. And rare. Like you.' And she kept going about how she wanted to put everyone in jail haha...
Turns out the Juan guy at the fairgrounds was connected, and the owner of the animal expo was too - Juan delivered the money, and the animal guy was the one who actually sold and delivered the tiger, and then shot Jared when he realised why he was sick. BUT then it turns out he was infected when he shot Jared, so he's sick too.
Aaaand after a lengthy talk earlier in the episode with Booth, Sweets decides to dump Daisy - I feel totally bad for her, but secretly pleased that she hopefully won't be around as much, and that Sweets is now free from her! But he looked so beautifully sad, I wanted to cry for his sake... DAMN YOU JOHN FRANCIS DALEY, WHY YOU SO PRETTY?!!
And Booth and Bones are happy again, he had a bunch of giant buttons made up that said 'Bones for president' hahaha that's so cute! And apparently she did hear his tiger compliment - aww :)
This was a good episode, covered a controversial topic (exotic animal trafficking) and a hilarious one (Bones as president), and finally ended Swaisy.
Until next week, Bones lovers! Thanks for reading, leave a comment on what you thought of this episode!!

Tuesday 9 October 2012

How I Met Your Mother - 'Nannies'

Sorry this posting is late, I was studying last night and as a result missed Bones and HIMYM, I will watch and post about Bones later or possibly tomorrow.
The Autumn of Breakups has started (apparently they're carrying on that theme on Glee, too -.- ) and I hope Victoria and Ted are NOT next.. But Barney is up to his shennanigans haha apparently he spent 7,000$ on creating 'Bangtoberfest' merch lol
Lily and Marshall are trading off hours for watching Marvin (and Lily's cheating..) plus her dad is back in town because he burned down his house :( Quick side note: fires (house fires especially) terrify the heck out of me and I really find that sad rather than funny..
They interviewed this adorable British old lady (who I totally recognize from somewhere) but they can't hire her because she costs too much :(
Robin and Ted are hilarious as they are competing to see who has the best relationship that is more serious...
Lots of talking about organs from a girl who was from the same hometown as Marshall, they want to hire her and then she says she fell in love with a billionaire single dad who turns out to be - wait for it - BARNEY! hahaha they show up at his door so angrily and Lily pulls out her famous 'you SONOFABEETCH' line, but she was holding Marvin at the time so she changed it to 'you SONOFAN EETCH-BAY!!' I laughed so hard XD
Anyway, they tell the poor nanny girl the truth, but she's so hurt that she doesn't want to work for anyone who even knows Barney. Poor girl.
OK these girls are too dumb, they fell for his ridiculousnes scam! And Marshall was too busy playing with Barney's 'kid's car set to leave ahaha these writers are incredible.
I figured out where I knew the guy playing Nick from (thank you, imdb!) , he was on an episode of The Big Bang Theory (and an episode of Psych, but I don't remember that one) - but he played a total jerk in that episode, so I don't like him as much now lol... Robin and Ted are saying that there are so many things the other one shouldn't like about their significant other.. That's not good!
OMG now the sweet old lady is there - apparently Barney hired her for them, and sent Marshall the car set as an apologetic offering awww!! Lol.. And then Liliy is refusing to let her take Marvin (I kinda saw that one coming) and she goes 'I'm never ever letting go of you! Never ever ever!' (In a baby voice) 'And when I die, and become a skeleton! I'll still be holding on to you! Yes I will! Yees!' Haha borderline psycho-sounding, but also incredibly adorable, because, well, it's Lily!
LMAO BARNEY GOT BEAT UP BY ALL THE NANNIES HE INTERVIEWED AND SLEPT WITH!! HAHAHAHA Speaking of going nuts, he is changing back and forth like someone with multiple personalities OK it's so creepy!!
Lily woke up from sleeping all day and she can't find Marvin - and then they realise that Mickey (her dad) found Marvin and Lily asleep so he took Marvin and bathed him, changed him, fed him, and took him for a walk.. Aww... (This is kind of like Bones though, her dad abandoned her when she was 15, but then he wanted to look after her daughter!)
AHAHA and now the old-lady nanny is looking after Barney and making sure he doesn't hit on random women lol.. And then he sleeps with her!!! AWKWARD!!! PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH!!!
Even on its most mediocre day, How I Met Your Mother never disappoints - and this episode was far from mediocre!
Thanks for reading - leave a comment and let me know what you thought!

Glee - 'The Breakup'

Sorry for the late post - I was super busy last week, and I did watch Glee live, but was too tired to type at the same time...
Basically, everyone breaks up. Hence the title. In a week of AWESOME episodes (HIMYM, NCIS:LA, Big Bang Theory - which was on RIGHT before this one so I was excited and then stabbed in the heart) this episode was BRUTAL. I cried more than once, became very grumpy after it was done, and then felt sad for the rest of the night. WHY, RYAN MURPHY, WHY?!! Tons of little Gleeks probably contemplated suicide after this episode for shipping these couples so hard and then having it ALL JUST FALL APART. For shame.
Another thing I hated was the fact that very few of the couples actually said outright 'we're breaking up now', they just kind of looked at each other then walked away and sang various sad songs. Wtf?! I hate vagueness...
Here's the rundown:
Rachel and Blaine are sluts (except Blaine felt horrible and cried and made me cry, and Rachel acted like she didn't do anything wrong, she said to Finn 'I want you to be my last love.. Just not right now'. God I hate her...)
Santana is lazy (?) and can't just keep coming home to do laundry in order to see Britney... That's one of the ones that made me kind of uncertain, because that doesn't seem like a good enough reason to dump someone, just cos you're far away...
Will expected Emma to just pack up her life and go to Washington with him for a few months when he got hired to be on that committe and she got mad and said 'I'm not just gonna be your wife, I have my own job and life too', which makes sense, I kind of see both their sides, but this was stupid as well, I mean that's an argument, not a reason to completely split up! And I lov ethe two of them as a couple, I have since day 1, even though I shipped Rachel and Finn for so long, when they got together they became nauseating, but Will and Emma didn't!!
Also, I just realised no mention was made to Tina and Mike in this episode.. hmm.. Did they escape the torture because he somehow didn't conveniently show up in time for this plotline? Or did they break up ages ago and it slipped my mind?
Oh and Jake dumped that psycho Kitty, who played a HORRIBLE prank on some girl and was so pretentious and self-righteous in the meantime, I HATE HER even more than Season 1 Quinn and Season 2 Sue and Rachel's eo and her overpronouncing combined!!! Oh and when she dumped him she yelled 'Obama. Is going. TO LOSE!' and stormed off down the hall - that was my fave line in an otherwise miserable episode, it made me laugh so hard. Like ok, and this is relevant why?!
The songs were actually really good for such a sad episode - I love Demi Lovato's song 'Give your heart a break' - but not the way Rachel sang it with her over-pronunciation -.- And New-York Boy (Brody) who she told Finn about kissing, has a weirdly high voice.
I remember hearing 'Barely Breathing' and especially 'Don't Speak' on the radio all the time as a kid, so it was neat to see them thrown into this episode.
I loved the original version that Glee did of 'Teenage Dream' but I actually muted this one, because Blaine was crying so hard - not only was he sniffling through his tears, but he would randomly speed up and sound angry, then slow down and sound sad again! It was brutal, I was crying the whole time too. I hate his sad face, it makes me so sad and I just want to jump up and hug him!!
And the closing song was 'The Scientist' by Coldplay - such a beautiful song, I was in tears AGAIN.. And it was stuck in my head for the next day and a half.
OK this episode was depressing as hell haha and revisiting it is making me more depressed lol so that's it for me for now. If you want a more detailed play-by-play of the episode, go check out Michael Buckley - he's a hilarious super-famous YouTuber who makes 'Glee-caps' every week, here's the one for this week: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxMjjF-ESao&feature=plcp

Sunday 7 October 2012

SNL - Daniel Craig

I am posting this late because I'm watching it late - I had family stuff happening last night (Happy Canadian Thanksgiving everyone!) so I'm watching it online tonight.
CHRIS PARNELL!!! THAT'S CHRIS PARNELL!!! YAY!! LOVE THAT GUY!!!
They're parodying the first presidential debate haha, I didn't actually watch the debate but I had fun reading about it on Twitter. Obama is falling asleep because of the 'altitude' haha and they cut to Michelle Obama in the audience lol -I'm not sure if that's live or stock footage from the actual debate though, hmm.. And lol he can't remember his other daughter's name hahaha Malia (spelling? Not sure lol) And he forgot to buy an anniversary gift for his wife!
Ok so now there are some dudes on a construction site saying weird things about girls walking past, and Daniel Craig's character is weird and saying shit that makes no sense.. As a girl I am mildly offended by this stuff haha but the best part is watching Bobby Moynahan's face after Craig makes terrible 'ass' and 'boob' analogies lol..
I figured there'd be a Bond parody, since Daniel Craig's hosting lol they're talking about all these different Bond girls that people may have forgotten lol like Lea Michelle and Ellen Degeneres (and that new girl's Ellen impression is spot-on, I'd like to applaud her for that haha).
Up next is more talk about the debate, now on MSNBC.. Lol they're also using the altitude as an excuse why Obama didn't do too well at the debate, according to Al Sharpton 'He's from Hawaii, Denver is like 2 miles above the level of Hawaii, it's like they flew him 2 miles above earth and asked him to give a speech!' Then also something about flushing a toilet! And he thinks Romney and Obama swapped bodies lol.. Oh Kennan, how we have missed your Sharpton impression!!
LMAO I dont know if this was epic planning on Global's part or just a random coincidence, but there was a commercial for the new Bond movie right before the next segment!
The next segment is a parody of Long Island Medium - interesting, cos I just got into that show, I don't watch it that often but I do like it, I find it very interesting, and Teresa seems like a nice lady :) This new girl is KILLING it, I need to find out her name lol she's so funny!
Alright everyone's in space now, and Bobby's going on and on in a cute baby voice about how he misses his kitty cat lol awww it's so sad!! They all want to kill him lol cos they think he's annoying but his voice is so cuuute!! And then he says he brought his kitty and they freak out and he says the kitty's dead in his bag, and he's all sad and I made an :o face but then he goes 'oh whoops that's just my neck pillow' ahahahah! and pulls out a REAL KITTY AWWW so cute :3 Says his name is Fuzz Aldrin teehee...
WEEKEND UPDATE!!
Love you Seth!! He's talking more about the debate lol.. And made fun of Hugh Grant! Lol how rude, I love him... And talking about Winners and Losers from the debate XD This is epic, he's laughing to himself while talking about it... I gotta say, it's a good topic for comedians, the jokes write themselves!!!! And he brought Big Bird out to talk to him, because of the threat to cut PBS funding.. It's funny they were discussing Twitter, because there was a parody Big Bird account everyone was following :P I love Big Bird he's so cute and childlike and friendly, and makes Seth look downright tiny lol
It's funny, if you look closely enough, you can see Seth's eyes move back and forth reading the teleprompter lol but he's good at hiding it, when he finishes the joke he stares, deadpan into the camera XD he's so adorable and laughs at his 'guests'!
Up next we have a BBC parody of how sad and pathetic the lives of British poor people are, Bill Heder does a mean accent, I gotta say! As for Moynahan, his only comes out on certain words lol.. I love his silly faces and cute kitty voices, but they should leave this one to the real Brits! And Fred Armisen lol... He's wearing a bald cap that's coming off, there's a wrinkle over his ear hahahha.. And THAT new girl, whoever she is, has no accent whatsoever lol she just sounds like an evil witch! Da heck??
This livingroom sketch looks really familiar lol they've used it so much... And Fred's playing a girl again -.- WHY DO THEY DO THIS?! And the seems like a total beeotch haha also looks like one of those snobbish model-types.. And she makes a crazy turned-on-face whenever Daniel Craig (her boyfriend) kisses her neck, or ear or massages her back... GOOD LORD I AM INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT THIS THERE WAS A CROTCH SHOT RIGHT UP FRED'S SKIRT!!! Why's he playing a girl twice in one episode, I feel like he's gotten a little too good at it haha.. And I had to actually rewind this part and replay it because I was watching what I was typing, the audience cracked up so much cos they all looked like they were about to laugh (Vanessa especially, she kept turning her head back and forth cos she apparently didn't know where to look lol) cos Fred's skirt was hiked waaay up haha I don't think that was supposed to happen!!! I love it when the actors make each other laugh XD
OMG THE 'UNDECIDED VOTER' SKETCH IS BACK!!!! I love this one!!! Wow I never noticed it before, but Nasim's eyes are so big and dark lol she looks like a cartoon character!
This episode was pretty good, I am kind of getting sick of Fred tho lol he's everywhere!! And not particularly good at any one thing! I think he's trying to break Darrell Hammond's record for number of seasons.. I hope not.h

Thursday 4 October 2012

Big Bang Theory - 'The Decoupling Fluctuation'

I am exhausted today, so this is going to be less of a recap than I planned and more like a ... I dunno I'll think of a name
Penny tells the girls that she's not sure how she feels about her and Leonard, if she wants to stay with him or not.. And also this is the first episode they shot after Mayim Bialik (Amy) got in a car accident and really badly injured her hand, so it's being hidden strategically behind everything, I'm keeping an eye out for it haha..
OK I don't get it, Howard's growing a beard whilst in space, but the Russians on the space station with him don't have beards at all, while they're picking on him did they hide his razor?
Then they were all going to go to the movies and Stweart shows up - Raj invited him because he didn't want to be a 5th wheel since Amy and Penny were going (I know the feeling, Raj..) but Sheldon was not having it, and keeps trying to make Stewart act like Howard.
During the movie, he and Amy get into a big debate over holding hands, and then Amy lets slip that Penny might be thinking of breaking up with Leonard (Sheldon was skeptical, but whatever..) And then she told him not to tell Leonard, and I was thinking 'uh-oh...' because as we all know, Sheldon canNOT keep a secret!
Later on Sheldon wants to tell Leonard but can't... And can't tell him WHY he can't tell him... And they discussed whether or not Sheldon is crazy (he said 'my mother had me tested' which made me laugh cos that quote from the first time he said that is on my poster haha). Sheldon kind of wants to try to tell Leonard but can't, so he uses some complicated metaphors, involving Transformers.. I dunno, he kind of lost me. And then Leonard goes 'wait, are you trying to say that you are having sexual feelings for Amy??' and Sheldon stares at him for a beat before saying 'that is literally the stupidest thing I have ever heard' hahahahaha!
So then he does the next 'logical' step, breaking into Penny's room in the middle of the night to convince her not to dump Leonard ahaha he creeped her out, of course lol poor girl..
Oh. Dear. God. Sheldon said 'hubba hubba'.. I'm not sure whether to laugh or gag... And then he says 'Please don't hurt my friend' and looks all sad... Aww so sad, he actually looked like my best friend and his little-kid sad-face when he said that :( Made me want to hug someone lol but she doesnt want to hurt him awww..
And Panny called Amy to yell at her just as Sheldon was also calling her to say 'btw, Panny's mad at you' ahaha love it
And then that was the end? I don't get it, they didn't really solve any problems.. And it seemed to be over really fast lol but it was so funny!!
See you next time! Leave a comment, and lt me know what you thought of this episode! Thanks for reading! :)

Tuesday 2 October 2012

NCIS:LA - 'Recruit'

I am extremely excited for this episode - not just because it fills my running-around-shooting-bad-guys quota for the week, but because 2 of my favourite nerds Eric and Nell are going undercover this week!! Woohoo!! I know that the last time Eric went undercover he almost got killed (or 'frelted', as Deeks put it..) but I'm excited nonetheless!!
There was a guy in some Middle-Eastern country who was confirmed as a target and then blown up by a drone and several people were blown up but the first target guy escaped because he was conveniently outside the building when it was blown up.
Kensi doesn't want to see Deeks' vacation photos, she just wants to keep punching the punching robot-thing... Haha Nell's smart, she vanishes the instant Deeks heads her way with the photos! And how did I know that he would say 'because I'm awesome' when she asked 'why would I want to vacation with you??'
Eric tried to replace Sam's old chair, so Sam threw the new one off a balcony... Oh Eric, when will you learn??
Apparently the target was known as AAA (his initials) and he was a bombmaker for the Taliban, al-Quaeda, anyone who would pay him (haha Deeks said 'he's an equal-opportunity exploder') and one of the people blown up in the drone strike was an American Marine who shouldn't have been in Afghanistan, so they're looking into why he was fraternizing with the enemy.
Deeks' fave number was 4.0026, the atomic number of helium - Nell is good for recognising that, and he considers Eric a nerd? Hahah.. So he 'wins' the number guess and has to go talk to the family of Adams (the Marine who was killed). His parents are in denial about his traitor status, of course.
So Eric and Nell are having a nerd-off haha they're comparing their fave elements and Eric's never even heard of Nell's lol (Hetty's is Scotch haha) and they figure out how Adams got into Afghanistan, he took over a dozen flights and stopped in random places (causing Hetty to say 'I know what this means - he needs a new travel agent' hahaha) because he was trying to hide his trail.
I'm loving this episode, there's so much witty banter - mystery fish, a Goonies reference...
Arguing over the rules of how to say 'touche' haha Deeks is giving Kensi a lesson XD 'Touche, touche, touche! You cannot touch my tushay!' 'OK that is a human resources violation, which is going in my report to Hetty!' LMAO love these two!!
Alright so Adams told his girlfriend that he was going away to Alaska because he got a new job there that would pay well, because he needs more money because his girlfriend is pregnant.
Adams was not working for the CIA (as his coworker suggested, because that was the only possible reason he would go back to Afghanistan without telling anyone), so apparently that means he was working against the USA.
Eric and Nell found links that suggested Adams was working for a security firm named Atama Security, but when Nell called them, they said they would not release information about their employees' whereabouts, for their own safety (to which Deeks remarks 'well it's a little late for that now, dude's dead' lol) and when Callen and Sam go to investigate the firm, they find their office totally empty (of people, there are still cubicles and phony-looking posters and stuff there) and then a random guy pops up from one of the cubicles and starts shooting wildly at them! They take him down, of course, and interview him at the boastshed. Guy was an immigrnt from Europe and is paid to answer the phones, and he is usually the only one there.
Lmao Callen tells him 'If there is a link between you and these terrorists, I shudder to think of the consequences. And I rarely shudder.' And Sam has never seen him shudder hahaha
Was Eric just wearing sunglasses over his regular glasses? He and Nell (dressed all in black, of course haha) go to dig through the records at Atama Security and act like total badasses haha I'm sure they're enjoying themselves! Then he can't find Nell and freaks out - she pops up behind him and he's all startled! Then some awkward sexual tension that made me actually laugh out loud! They're so adorable, nerds falling in love is the cutest lol they need to kiss at some point!!
Alright so they figured out that Atama has hired a whole ton of former-Marines and about half of them are missing, in addition they are stealing personal information.
The team finds a way to intercept one of the new Atama hires who is on his way to Dubai - THIS SCENE WAS AMAZING!! At the airport, Sam finds the guy, Harris, and tells him to leave and follow him, Callen pretends to be Harris but the guy who was waiting for Harris doesn't believe him and turns away to leave and make a phone call, Deeks bumps into the bad guy and tases him, then he falls into a wheelchair that Kensi JUST SO HAPPENED to be pushing past at the time!! Oh my god, I'm sure I didn't do it justice, but even Eric said it was awesome haha!
So they interrogate the airport greeter guy, and he won't tell them anything, but then Callen and the rest of the team find the place where the other ex-Marines were being held and storm it, they rescue everyone and the AAA bomber guy was there too, so he's been turned over to the proper authorities!
I'm not sure why Deeks thinks just a scarf over his face was a good disguise, his super-blonde hair means he would stand out a TON in the Middle East... But oh well, at least it worked!
Hetty tells Eric and Nell they can go home, and Eric practically drags poor Nell out of there haha 'when she says it's OKto go home, We. Go. Home!' lmao
Sam actually WANTS to see Deeks' vacation photos lol and rescues Kensi from the agony of sitting next to her partner for a 16-hour flight! Oh, that camel...
This was an AWESOME episode, oh my god. One of the best in a while. So much witty banter! That's my favourite part!
So that's all for tonight, see you tomorrow for my CSI post! Thanks for reading, and please leave a comment!! :)

Monday 1 October 2012

How I Met Your Mother - 'The Pre-Nup'

OK I'm feeling a tad melancholy today - and all the couples in the opening scene of this episode? Are. Not. Helping. *sigh*
And since when did Victoria have short hair?! Weird. And there are no good stories of that summer haha - until October - the fall of breakups :(
Barney's boss is telling him to get a prenup (and Quin wants to read it - OMG! How dare she!) and the boss' wife got his kidney! *Cue the ominous music* 'Oh wait that's the wife's ringtone' AHAHA I love when they do that XD the thing's like 5000 pages!!
Lol Dennis hasn't even heard the prenup and he knows it's ridiculous!
And all the couples are now fighting over the prenup! The guys (except Barney, who of course is WAY over the top) are all in agreement and all the girls are in agreement (saw that coming..) so *cue older-Ted voiceover* one of these four couples would break up the very next day! Ok it wasn't Lily and Marshall. One of these three couples would break up the very next day! I hope it's not Ted and Victoria, I really like that they brought her back!!
Ok why is there a whiteboard over the head of Lily and Marshall's bed? And ok even I am freaked out by the tossing of the baby...
Robin is a little weird lol...  AND BAHAHAH KLAUS IS BACK AND LIVING WITH TED!!! Which is odd, cos we still haven't seen a whole ton of his apartment since he's moved in! But he's starting to annoy Ted, so Ted wants to kick him out, and he's sad because he could hear the whole conversation... Poor Klaus. And his ferrets.
OK now Quin's 'trying something' ahaha she's made a little prenup of her own - with some help. Ladies! In they march with what is possibly  an even bigger stack of paper bwahaha!!! Girl power!!
LMAO and the bossman doesn't remember that Marshall's a lawyer too - they worked together for years haaha and he's hitting on Lily?
Apparently there's nothing wrong with Dennis haha I recognise him from somewhere.. And the bossman is the one who breaks up the arguments lol who'd have known!
So Quin and Barney are the first couple to break up! Damn poor her and (kinda) poor him but YAY he's on the road to getting back with Robin and (hopefully) being hilarious while single in the meantime! And he doesn't need a prenup when getting married to Robin aww so cute!! :)
That's it for tonight - I'm off to bed (or watch some of the Season 2 Big Bang Theory DVDs my dad got me... Shhh) Night dear readers! Leave a comment!! Thanks for reading :)

Bones - 'The Gunk in the Garage'

Hello ladies and gentleman, welcome to tonight's edition of me blogging about Bones!
Let's jump right in, shall we?
So this guy is in a parking garage and there is a creepy someone lurking in the shadows - he goes to his car and there is, WAIT FOR IT, a Slurpee cup on the car roof. OH NO! Lol not so suspicious, right? Wrong. He picks it up and BAM the car explodes - big time. The other cars in the garage explode too, and I'm wondering if the creepy lurker is killed, too..
That was kinda nasty, usually they don't show the vic getting killed at the beginning of this show, 99% of the time it opens with a) someone finding the body, or b) Booth and Bones arriving at the crime scene.
Speaking of the devils, Bones wants a 500$ stroller for Christine and Booth is saying he can't afford it and Bones can and 'it's just money', and he's right, only rich people say that! But it's cerise!! Lol she really has her priorities in order haha
She gets called to go to the crime scene, but Booth can't join them, he has to go to the FBI office and meet with Caroline for some unspecified reason. And Hodgins is too excited about how badly the body was destroyed - what else is new?? And then the stomach and intestine drops from the celing down onto his face. Awesome, the coroner concurs that the cause of death was 'an enormous kaboom' hahaha - Angela's nearly an expert!
Ok Sweets, when your voice jumps an octave when saying 'Why would I be compensating?!', you are protesting a little too much... Sorry my dear :P And speaking (as he was) of Daisy, where's the intern on this episode??
Poor Sweets, he has to work with a bitchy rookie agent, cos Booth is busy.. And she's so angsty!! Arrests a guy who works at the hotel just because he can't hand over the security tapes straightaway!
So Booth was pulled away because he needed to justify the large budget for his department - and he might get a promotion and a raise! Yay Booth! But first he needs to calculate stuff involving toner... Less fun,
Ok there's an identification on the victim, and this is really weird seeing Sweets as a lead agent, taking pone calls and such.. So he and Agent Angst go to tell the wife that her husband is dead, and then the husband pulls up right behind them at the front porch, and the wife gets super pissed and kicks him repeatedly!! What the hell! You don't do that to my Sweets! It wasn't his fault! And can't he arrest her or something for that?!
'Bones made a mistake'.. Yea that does sound odd. So Angela and Bones decide they can blame Sweets for the mistake XD Apparently the alive husband was adopted, so it's possible he could have been an identical twin. I think Sweets' idea of the twins having similar personality traits (which is based on scientific studies!) is a good one! And with some help from Angela, it pans out! Take that!
Some gross stuff involving a cockroach indicates that the explosives came from somewhere near a pesticide place.
OK, Cam figures out that the victim was probably killed by a loan shark or a bookie, based on his previous injuries. That's a bit excessive, this guy must have owed a TON of money - and how the hell is the bookie expecting to get it, now that he's dead?!
Haha Sweets is letting the female agent drive, that's gotta mean something weird... But at least she apologized! And the dead guy's wife looks a lot like the not-dead guy's wife - acts like her too haha at least she didn't kick anyone.. But she has an alibi, and says the dead guy's bookie is in jail.
And it turns out the alive guy was at the same 'self-actualisation' symposium as the dead guy..
OK so I'm thinking that the alive guy was the real target of the explosion - because according to Angela they had the same type of car - and it was HIS bookie who planted it, so he was NOT in jail.
Hahaha Angela is using some psycho-analytical stuff and thinks Sweets is in love with the new agent ahaha I concur - she's becoming an expert of everyone's feilds!
OK I was partly right - the first twin was the actual target, the wife hired a contract killer to kill him because he was giving away his life savings to the 'freedom' cult. Then she says 'I didn't pay the other half of the money because he messed up - my husband isn't dead yet!' What a crazy bitch! Who says that to the FBI?!
They figured out that the guy with the bomb was the guy Bones and Hodgins interviewed about the explosives, so they go to find him and get the target guy away safely but the bombman is trying to open the door and get at him with the bomb. Then they go 'sir, we need you to clear the area, this is dangerous' and Sweets (in no disguise whatsoever, he always looks like a random businessman haha) he goes 'Oh my god, what's happening? They have guns!' and looks all panicked (this was hilarious - an actor acting like he can't really act) and grabs the cup from the killer and Booth and Agent Angst shoot him and cuff him and it's all good! Until we realise that Sweets has been shot! In the stomach! Seriously?! I know she's a rookie, but isn't decent aim one of the necessary qualifications for becoming an agent?!! Cripes!
Ok so he's fine (thank God, I would have been so pissed - he's been shot twice by friendly fire! The other time was a ricochet during his own training, remember that?) but poor thing!! And ok then he's getting put into an ambulance and she apologises and he admits that he likes her 'You shot me, and I'm not even mad..' Awwww!! I personally think that's nuts - she shot him!!! Well wait, ok if he, for example, or someone of an equal cuteness level shot me accidentally, I might be inclined to forgive them... But then he admits that he has a girlfriend... and I was like 'aw damn that's right' (Side note - why does he always become attracted to girls with personalities that irritate me?) and she kisses him! And tells him 'it doesn't take a shrink to figure out when a guy is taken' and walks away.
Aww. Despite the creepy killer wife, this was a pretty good episode in terms of character development :) I'd give it 450$ out of the 500$ Bones wanted to spend on that cerise stroller (also: there's no raise for Booth because Cam made the presentation instead of him - but Bones is still rich, so she'll buy 'Christine' a new grill, and a new tool set, and...)
That's it for Bones this week! Stay tuned for a How I Met Your Mother post later tnight and an NCIS: LA posting tomorrow!!
Until then, leave a comment my dears, and thanks for reading!