My dad was 100% convinced that she was dead (although he may have been joking...) I was sure she wasn't because of two things: (conveniently, both happened on Twitter) 1) Daniela Ruah (Kensi) posted the new 'cast photo' for promos and whatnot - and she was in it. Also 2) Eric Christian Olsen (Deeks!) answered a fan question ('Will there be a future episode where Deeks and Kensi go undersover as husband and wife') with a 'yes' and a specific episode number. Kinda hard to do that if she's dead.
Now, I had assumed that she had actually been shot and bleeding, then they would take her to a hospital and rush her into surgery, but she'd survive. I did not expect her to jump up and pick up a bullet (clearly she was wearing a vest) and then run off. At that point, I yelled 'HA!' at my dad lol and he pointed out that Harris should have been wearing a vest too, but he wasn't so now he dead -.-
The team can't find Kensi and she rund off and follows some guy who she believes is the one who shot at her, then she beats him up and jumps in his van. She follows the GPS to a house and peers in the window - then freaks out cos she sees one of the guys, Peter Clairmont, from her dad's old sniper unit (a guy who is supposed to be dead) talking to some woman. Deeks catches up to her when she's crouched outside in the bushes, and he tells her that she needs to get medical attention.. They go somewhere else and (this part was funny) she pulls her shirt off revealing a huge bruise where she was shot, Deeks figures she has a cracked rib.
Kensi tells Deeks that he needs to protect the woman from the house, and when he keeps asking her why, she divulges that this woman is her mother! (I was surprised at this part for 2 reasons, I had assumed her mom was dead but I guess they did never actually mention that - Deeks had assumed the same thing- and also because that woman did not look old enough to be 30ish Kensi's 50ish mother... But hey, they are in Los Angeles). What actually happened was that 15 years earlier, after the death of Kensi's father, Kensi thought her mother was 'moving on too fast' which hurt her because she thought that her mother didn't love her father. So she took off.
Kensi then tracks down some woman named Megan Stevens (I actually missed this part) whose father had died about a week before Mr. Blye, and their deaths were SOMEHOW connected, this man's name was Stevens, he was a reporter. They sit and talk for a while, and suddenly the woman pulls out a gun and starts shooting! This confused and freaked me out a little, because I didn't know who this woman was, and I didn't know why she was shooting... But Kensi won so who cares?
In the meantime, Deeks has taken Kensi's mother into protective custody. And the team has figured out that Granger was trying to track down Clairmont (so Granger was not evil, curses my dad was right about that).
They also found out about Mr. Stevens, and they go to Megan's house to find the dead woman on the floor (Kensi has taken off) but then they realise she's not actually Megan Stevens! The find the real one tied up and shot in the backyard, and they also find out that the imposter worked for the same secret agency-place as Clairmont (after he 'died').
Kensi has somehow contacted Clairmont and he bragged about killing her father, then she goes to meet him and fight him at her mother's house, alerts the team to the fact that that's where she is, and sneaks up the stairs (from the top of which Clairmont is taunting her). The team shows up, and surprise surprise there are some scary guys in suits with semiautomatic guns waiting out front of the house - it takes a while, and a lot of noise, but eventually the agents with their handguns kill all 3 guys with the semiautos - without even getting a scratch. Lack of realism much? Lol it's ok I love laughing at it :P
Kensi and Clairmont are in a super-intense battle, he pulls out a knife (which actually freaks me out, amongst all the guns, knives scare me more) and tried to strangle her against the wall - this part was pretty funny to watch too, because every time she got the upper hand my mom would yell out 'good girl!' haha yaaay violence! At one point she stabs him and he keeps saying awful things to her about her father, they continue fighting and backing down the hall, they reached the top of the stairs and my mom and dad and I all yelled 'Push him down the stairs!' She did one better - kicked him :P he goes flying and she has some choice words for him, at which point the rest of the team (Granger and Hetty included) rush in and she tells them 'He'll live, but make him wait' or something similar... THEN the bastard pulls a gun from his waistband and points it at her as she turns to walk away, BUT he is stopped by two well-aimed rounds from Granger of all people - they all look at him stunned and he kind of shrugs lol OK I guess he's not a bad guy.
Then Hetty goes to a bank to find a safety deposit box which had belonged to Stevens, the reporter, which contains a small audiotape.
CLARIFICATION: The reason Clairmont killed Stevens was because he (Clairmont) had gotten into a bar fight while on a tour of duty, and killed a guy. The army (or CIA or whoever) covered it up. Stevens was writing a story which would have brought the truth to light, and Clairmont found out and killed him. Because he died, the story was never finished or published. Kensi's dad already knew the story, so Clairmont killed him, too. Then about 10 years later, Clairmont faked his own death just in case the other members of the unit caught on, he could now hide himself and kill them all one by one.
The audiotape contained a recorded phone conversation between Stevens and Kensi's dad - he told Stevens to take his family and go into hiding, and go find Granger, because Granger 'was a friend' who could help him. Granger didn't even know about the conversation, because Stevens didn't reach him in time.
And apparently Granger's gonna be around for a while -.-
And then he gave Kensi a journal which belonged to her dad. Everyone asks 'how does it feel' which she found odd, and so do I! Unless they were talking about her rib, it woulda made more sense to say 'how are YOU feeling?' or even 'How are you?' They say it's cos they care about her, which is sweet, and then Sam and Callen leave her with Deeks and I'm just WAITING for something to happen, but nothing does!! Basically he just says 'it's good to have you back' and tells her she should go see her mother (whose house, my mom pointed out, was pretty torn-up in that fight... They gonna pay for that?!)
So she sits on the beach and reads the journal (which is all addressed to her) and cries and then goes and sees her mom and they cry and hug (FINALLY! Someone needed to hug her all day! Why do they never hug?! People on CSI hug... And she's a girl, it's not like the guys are weirded out about hugging each other...)
But anyway, touching ending and good plotline, and Deeks had a few epic lines in there :P
Now they're not back for 3 weeks -.- BUT at least there was no CLIFFHANGER!!!
Wednesday 29 February 2012
Tuesday 28 February 2012
NCIS: LA - 'Blye, K.'
Alright first of all, my dad informed me that this episode was a cliffhanger, which is why I have left it until the last minute (before part 2, which airs tonight) to watch it. You know me, I hate cliffhangers.
Second of all, I am supremely worried about this episode because this is the second episode this season whose title was the name of a character (the first being the season premiere, called 'Lange, H.') and in the first one, that character was shot and nearly killed. DON'T KILL KENSI!!!! (also I totally forgot that was her first name... Fail.)
I really enjoy her, partly because the Daniela Ruah, the actress who plays her is so nice, she was one of 2 famous people to wish me a happy birthday on Twitter :) (The amazing Dulé Hill, of Psych and The West Wing fame was the other) and also I like her because of the hilarious will-they-wont-they situation between her and Deeks, although my dad (such a spoiler, that man) told me she gets hurt this episode and Deeks feels bad... Let's just see!
We open with Deeks bragging about never having been dumped lol I find that a little hard to believe haha but he's so cute so maybe his line 'How can you break up with this?' does have a point... They're at the boatshed and then you hear Granger's ominous voice from the other room and he wants to interview Kensi(alone) and treats her like a suspect.
Then they're at the ops building (sans Kensi) and Hetty tells them that a sinper named David Blake was killed in a car crash that morning, shortly after arriving in LA, and that he used to work in the same unit as Kensi's father - and that she was the last one to talk to Blake before he was killed. Kensi tells Granger that she went to Hawaii (he keeps bugging her about this, I wish she'da just covered her tracks better and said it was a vacation...) to go and track down Blake to ask him about her father's death. She didn't believe he had died of drunk driving, and Granger tells her that Blake had come to LA and been killed. She looks shocked and then he tells her that if it wasn't actually a mere accident, she was the prime suspect. Asshole.
The rest of them are looking at a picture of Mr. Blye's sniper training unit, and all of them (except one, who is now missing) were killed in car accidents, three of them within the last 6 months. Kensi's father was the first to die, after which the unit was disbanded. And 'unless these guys were the world's worst drivers' (thank you Deeks for that line XD) that meand someone is killing them off one by one - could be the missing guy, or he could be in hiding because he saw the pattern forming, OR he could be dead already, just not yet discovered. Then Granger shows up and points out that Kensi was the last to contact THREE of the men before they died (Blake and 2 others) and he informs them that the unit was actually a top-secret black ops unit, and that he thinks Kensi joined NCIS with one purpose, finding information about her father's death/getting revenge. MAYBE HE'S THE ONE KILLING ALL OF THEM!!! AND HE'S BLAMING KENSI TO COVER HIS TRACKS!!! O.O but methinks he's just being paranoid... With reason? Jerkface she would never do that. Deeks sticks up for her. I love tht guy :) And Hetty gets up in Granger's face (or physically, around his torso..) and goes 'Can I see you in my office?!' I love how commanding a presence she has, despite being so tiny and old :P
Asshole has undermined Hetty's authority by keeping her in the dark... And she tells him off for it! You go, girl!
Sam and Callen look at Blake's car and they speculate that Blake could have flown over to tell her the truth about her father, or he was guilty of something and wanted to get her before she found out! Then they find a phone (which Callen sneakily takes) and blast residue on the brake line, meaning this was no accident, and (unfortunately) that Kensi is now officially a murder suspect. BUT ONLY IF THEY TELL GRANGER!!! Teehee being sneaky behind Big Brother's back!!
Kensi tells Granger that the last thing she would do is dishonour her father's memory by becoming a killer. Then he goes 'oh guess what your dad was actually not a big hero, here you go I'm gonna dishonour him by showing you a secret file' (which Hetty had no clue about) and Deeks is sad because he can't really help :(
LMAO Callen and Sam bothering Eric about the phone (there's a bunch of calls which are heavily encrypted or something and he can't crack it) and Sam questions his ability - 'I thought you could do this in your sleep?' and Eric fires back 'In my sleep I don't have people breathing down my neck! Well, except for that one dream...' Haha he's a little weird but so cute! I thought it was only Deeks who would have dreams like that ;) Apparently he couldn't track it because it was a CIA phone making those calls! 'Not bad for MIT' haha...
Soo some other calls were traced to a trailer park.. And Deeks can't fit into their car very well lol. He's used to riding shotgun. They tracked down where the missing sniper (Fisher) was living, in said trailer park, and Deeks is one of the Hardy Boys (or Nancy Drew, if you believe Sam) aaaaand surprise, surprise, Eric's magic security cams have spotted Kensi at the trailer park.
Granger then informs Kensi that her father was trained to 'eliminate threats to American national security' -.- so basically he was an assassin, but oooh nooo, the government doesnt' endorse that... Blah blah paranoid military coverup crap. He sounds like Professor Umbridge fro Harry Potter - 'of course we're not doing anything illegal' *simpering smile as tho talking to a dim-witted child*
Ohs noes! If they discover that Kensi actually went rogue they're gonna disband the team!!
LOL Deeks figures out a way to get Kensi to let him into her house XD And Kensi's cleaning a gun which was her father's.. Which Deeks finds weird. But he doesn't believe she's an evil killer awwe :) <3
LMFAO he wrote down 'something profound and meaningful and life-affirming' to say to make her feel better: drumroll, he says 'everything is going to be fine' and that's it hahaha it worked tho he made her laugh :)
SHIT LAPD found out about the car being rigged, so he has to arrest her :/ ooohhhh but Granger's just 'following protocol' blah blah SHUT UP IF YOU DIDN'T THINK SHE DID IT YOU WOULDN'T BE PUSHING SO HARD!! Awe I love Hetty she'll bend the rules if she knows someone's innocent - UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, ASSFACE!!
So they find Fisher's phone has been reactiviated, soemwhere in an abandoned area of downtown, they rush off to find him, plus some CIA guy named Alex Harris was the one calling Blake, he had been assigned to keep an eye on the whole team (almost like a 'handler' from Chuck?) and he's now gone off the grid... Raise your hand if you saw that coming!
Eric and Nell discover that Granger knew (I didn't catch how, lotsa technical jargon) for YEARS that Kensi had been accessing data on her father's death, but didn't care until very recently. Nobody is liking the sound of this, dearest Eric. Wow they're in this giant abandoned theater, which is where Fisher's phone's last signal came from - I would just like to say that I LOVE abandoned buildings, they're so fascinating and quiet - unless you're tracking a bad guy and then get found/attacked by him, which is exactly what happens to our heroes... And then he runs out the back door (somehow donning a motorcycle helmet before getting outside) and jumps onto his motorbike which subsequently explodes. He shoulda been safe, he didn't have a car... Lol. They also find his phone and call Eric to see if the phone has been used to call Harris. Eric can't tell, but the phone was used to contact Blake, and an 'untraceable' number (come on Eric, you're better than that... MIT, boy!) SNEAKY they try to call Harris from the phone to see if he'll answer, cos they think if he killed Fisher he'd be curious and answer... Kensi needs to get some info to the team, but the asshole agents guarding her are like 'yeanope' they won't even deliver the message for her!
Sorry Deeks, no shotgun for you! Even tho he totally called it, when in sight of the car... Then they go look at Kensi's computer to see if she was looking into Fisher... She was (and LOL Deeks knows that her password was KINGOFTHEWORLD from Titanic)
They're at a bomb shelter lol (and Sam and Callen share one haha Deeks accidentally insulted them before learning this) Lol gotta be the first time anyone has ever STOPPED shooting after they shouted out 'Federal Agents!'
Lol Kensi kicks some ass and breaks out of custody.. She's gonna get in crap for that later... Who the hell is playing this Harris guy?!!?! He's so familiar... IMDbing this dude... And he wants 'protection' he's totally setting them up I know it. But he's agreeing to tell Kensi things... And Granger's all 'weelllll I'm not gonna let that happen! Cos he could be trying to kill Kensi!' And Callen points out the hypocrisy, because about 10 seconds ago, Granger thought Kensi was trying to kill Harris.. And Sam says 'oh guess what? We know that you were GIVING Kensi access to the info on her father' (I missed that part before) 'and you could get in some serious shit if that fact gets out!' Teehee then Granger says 'Is that a veiled threat, Agent Hanna?' And Sam goes (kickass line right here) 'I don't do veiled.' STAREDOWN BETWEEN THEM ENSUES! (And I start giggling like a maniac and wanting to highfive Sam).
OK I FOUND HIM, the guy playing Harris, his name is Gregg Henry and he was on 2 episodes of CSI: Miami (playing two completely different people, I might add, lol that keeps happening), played a toolbag FBI agent (who I actually remember, thats how much of a toolbag he was, plus I own that episode on DVD) on CSI, and, drumroll pleeeease... Played Quinn's toolbag dad on Glee! I'm seeing a theme here... His characters are all stubborn toolbags whith whom there is no negotiating, and always like to have complete control over every situation. Interesting.
They find out Kensi's escaped, and Granger is pissed, surprise surprise... She meets Hetty (in the middle of an open public park, is that really a good idea?) and Hetty tells her 'You're not who your past says you are - you are who you choose to be.' She's a beautiful genius, that woman :') And Kensi wants/has to meet with Harris, but he's too smart for her to have any sort of recording device on her, so they'll be 'blind'... There are 5 minutes left, I totally see how this could potentially go wrong. BE CAREFUL, KENSI!!!
Oooh guess what, Granger and Harris were in the same group at the CIA. Coincidence? I think NAWT! For some reason, Deeks and Nell (of all people?) are with Harris taking him to the meeting and Deeks warns him 'if something happens to Kensi, you're going to be dealing with me for the rest of your, soon to be very short, life.' and Harris asks him 'does your boss know about you two?' Nell looks confused but my eyes definitely got as wide as Deeks', cos I KNEW IT! Still not knowing why Deeks and Nell are there, I thought he wanted to talk to Kensi alone... Ah they're together and now Deeks is leaving. This is a giant park, I'm actually afraid for all of them, because a sniper could be hiding anywhere in the trees :/ And they still need 6-8 minutes before Eric's satellite feed can go up to watch them, I have a feeling that's going to be too late. Sam and Callen are hiding somewhere (not sure where) nearby keeping an eye on things and NOW I am understanding Nell's presence, she's Deeks' stand-in partner.
Harris reveals that Kensi's father was actually murdered and that was covered up, then he tells her that he, Blake and Fisher were going to meet up because they all knew someone was hunting down the team (they initially assumed it was Kensi, but then after Blake died he realised that was wrong) and he says 'After he takes me out, he's coming after you' and the SECOND she asks what this scary secret man's name is, Harris gets shot -.- Annnd Callen yells 'Kensi!' which i think is stupid because 1) that gave away HIS position to the shooter, and 2) didn't really help her at all, unless perhaps once she starts to run, she's running in the direction of his voice. Idk why she didn't find something to take cover behind (tree, anyone?) but then as she's running, she gets shot and falls super-dramatically and slowly to the ground.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Stinking cliffhangers. It's totally Granger. People in these shows never speak quickly enough. And if Harris was fearing for his own life, why wouldn't he want to meet in a secure (INDOOR) location?! I was going to suggest the boatshed, but nevermind Granger would have been able to breach security there pretty easily. Suspicious that he wasn't around at Ops looking over Hetty and Eric's shoulders as they were figuring out what a shady guy he is.
Second of all, I am supremely worried about this episode because this is the second episode this season whose title was the name of a character (the first being the season premiere, called 'Lange, H.') and in the first one, that character was shot and nearly killed. DON'T KILL KENSI!!!! (also I totally forgot that was her first name... Fail.)
I really enjoy her, partly because the Daniela Ruah, the actress who plays her is so nice, she was one of 2 famous people to wish me a happy birthday on Twitter :) (The amazing Dulé Hill, of Psych and The West Wing fame was the other) and also I like her because of the hilarious will-they-wont-they situation between her and Deeks, although my dad (such a spoiler, that man) told me she gets hurt this episode and Deeks feels bad... Let's just see!
We open with Deeks bragging about never having been dumped lol I find that a little hard to believe haha but he's so cute so maybe his line 'How can you break up with this?' does have a point... They're at the boatshed and then you hear Granger's ominous voice from the other room and he wants to interview Kensi(alone) and treats her like a suspect.
Then they're at the ops building (sans Kensi) and Hetty tells them that a sinper named David Blake was killed in a car crash that morning, shortly after arriving in LA, and that he used to work in the same unit as Kensi's father - and that she was the last one to talk to Blake before he was killed. Kensi tells Granger that she went to Hawaii (he keeps bugging her about this, I wish she'da just covered her tracks better and said it was a vacation...) to go and track down Blake to ask him about her father's death. She didn't believe he had died of drunk driving, and Granger tells her that Blake had come to LA and been killed. She looks shocked and then he tells her that if it wasn't actually a mere accident, she was the prime suspect. Asshole.
The rest of them are looking at a picture of Mr. Blye's sniper training unit, and all of them (except one, who is now missing) were killed in car accidents, three of them within the last 6 months. Kensi's father was the first to die, after which the unit was disbanded. And 'unless these guys were the world's worst drivers' (thank you Deeks for that line XD) that meand someone is killing them off one by one - could be the missing guy, or he could be in hiding because he saw the pattern forming, OR he could be dead already, just not yet discovered. Then Granger shows up and points out that Kensi was the last to contact THREE of the men before they died (Blake and 2 others) and he informs them that the unit was actually a top-secret black ops unit, and that he thinks Kensi joined NCIS with one purpose, finding information about her father's death/getting revenge. MAYBE HE'S THE ONE KILLING ALL OF THEM!!! AND HE'S BLAMING KENSI TO COVER HIS TRACKS!!! O.O but methinks he's just being paranoid... With reason? Jerkface she would never do that. Deeks sticks up for her. I love tht guy :) And Hetty gets up in Granger's face (or physically, around his torso..) and goes 'Can I see you in my office?!' I love how commanding a presence she has, despite being so tiny and old :P
Asshole has undermined Hetty's authority by keeping her in the dark... And she tells him off for it! You go, girl!
Sam and Callen look at Blake's car and they speculate that Blake could have flown over to tell her the truth about her father, or he was guilty of something and wanted to get her before she found out! Then they find a phone (which Callen sneakily takes) and blast residue on the brake line, meaning this was no accident, and (unfortunately) that Kensi is now officially a murder suspect. BUT ONLY IF THEY TELL GRANGER!!! Teehee being sneaky behind Big Brother's back!!
Kensi tells Granger that the last thing she would do is dishonour her father's memory by becoming a killer. Then he goes 'oh guess what your dad was actually not a big hero, here you go I'm gonna dishonour him by showing you a secret file' (which Hetty had no clue about) and Deeks is sad because he can't really help :(
LMAO Callen and Sam bothering Eric about the phone (there's a bunch of calls which are heavily encrypted or something and he can't crack it) and Sam questions his ability - 'I thought you could do this in your sleep?' and Eric fires back 'In my sleep I don't have people breathing down my neck! Well, except for that one dream...' Haha he's a little weird but so cute! I thought it was only Deeks who would have dreams like that ;) Apparently he couldn't track it because it was a CIA phone making those calls! 'Not bad for MIT' haha...
Soo some other calls were traced to a trailer park.. And Deeks can't fit into their car very well lol. He's used to riding shotgun. They tracked down where the missing sniper (Fisher) was living, in said trailer park, and Deeks is one of the Hardy Boys (or Nancy Drew, if you believe Sam) aaaaand surprise, surprise, Eric's magic security cams have spotted Kensi at the trailer park.
Granger then informs Kensi that her father was trained to 'eliminate threats to American national security' -.- so basically he was an assassin, but oooh nooo, the government doesnt' endorse that... Blah blah paranoid military coverup crap. He sounds like Professor Umbridge fro Harry Potter - 'of course we're not doing anything illegal' *simpering smile as tho talking to a dim-witted child*
Ohs noes! If they discover that Kensi actually went rogue they're gonna disband the team!!
LOL Deeks figures out a way to get Kensi to let him into her house XD And Kensi's cleaning a gun which was her father's.. Which Deeks finds weird. But he doesn't believe she's an evil killer awwe :) <3
LMFAO he wrote down 'something profound and meaningful and life-affirming' to say to make her feel better: drumroll, he says 'everything is going to be fine' and that's it hahaha it worked tho he made her laugh :)
SHIT LAPD found out about the car being rigged, so he has to arrest her :/ ooohhhh but Granger's just 'following protocol' blah blah SHUT UP IF YOU DIDN'T THINK SHE DID IT YOU WOULDN'T BE PUSHING SO HARD!! Awe I love Hetty she'll bend the rules if she knows someone's innocent - UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, ASSFACE!!
So they find Fisher's phone has been reactiviated, soemwhere in an abandoned area of downtown, they rush off to find him, plus some CIA guy named Alex Harris was the one calling Blake, he had been assigned to keep an eye on the whole team (almost like a 'handler' from Chuck?) and he's now gone off the grid... Raise your hand if you saw that coming!
Eric and Nell discover that Granger knew (I didn't catch how, lotsa technical jargon) for YEARS that Kensi had been accessing data on her father's death, but didn't care until very recently. Nobody is liking the sound of this, dearest Eric. Wow they're in this giant abandoned theater, which is where Fisher's phone's last signal came from - I would just like to say that I LOVE abandoned buildings, they're so fascinating and quiet - unless you're tracking a bad guy and then get found/attacked by him, which is exactly what happens to our heroes... And then he runs out the back door (somehow donning a motorcycle helmet before getting outside) and jumps onto his motorbike which subsequently explodes. He shoulda been safe, he didn't have a car... Lol. They also find his phone and call Eric to see if the phone has been used to call Harris. Eric can't tell, but the phone was used to contact Blake, and an 'untraceable' number (come on Eric, you're better than that... MIT, boy!) SNEAKY they try to call Harris from the phone to see if he'll answer, cos they think if he killed Fisher he'd be curious and answer... Kensi needs to get some info to the team, but the asshole agents guarding her are like 'yeanope' they won't even deliver the message for her!
Sorry Deeks, no shotgun for you! Even tho he totally called it, when in sight of the car... Then they go look at Kensi's computer to see if she was looking into Fisher... She was (and LOL Deeks knows that her password was KINGOFTHEWORLD from Titanic)
They're at a bomb shelter lol (and Sam and Callen share one haha Deeks accidentally insulted them before learning this) Lol gotta be the first time anyone has ever STOPPED shooting after they shouted out 'Federal Agents!'
Lol Kensi kicks some ass and breaks out of custody.. She's gonna get in crap for that later... Who the hell is playing this Harris guy?!!?! He's so familiar... IMDbing this dude... And he wants 'protection' he's totally setting them up I know it. But he's agreeing to tell Kensi things... And Granger's all 'weelllll I'm not gonna let that happen! Cos he could be trying to kill Kensi!' And Callen points out the hypocrisy, because about 10 seconds ago, Granger thought Kensi was trying to kill Harris.. And Sam says 'oh guess what? We know that you were GIVING Kensi access to the info on her father' (I missed that part before) 'and you could get in some serious shit if that fact gets out!' Teehee then Granger says 'Is that a veiled threat, Agent Hanna?' And Sam goes (kickass line right here) 'I don't do veiled.' STAREDOWN BETWEEN THEM ENSUES! (And I start giggling like a maniac and wanting to highfive Sam).
OK I FOUND HIM, the guy playing Harris, his name is Gregg Henry and he was on 2 episodes of CSI: Miami (playing two completely different people, I might add, lol that keeps happening), played a toolbag FBI agent (who I actually remember, thats how much of a toolbag he was, plus I own that episode on DVD) on CSI, and, drumroll pleeeease... Played Quinn's toolbag dad on Glee! I'm seeing a theme here... His characters are all stubborn toolbags whith whom there is no negotiating, and always like to have complete control over every situation. Interesting.
They find out Kensi's escaped, and Granger is pissed, surprise surprise... She meets Hetty (in the middle of an open public park, is that really a good idea?) and Hetty tells her 'You're not who your past says you are - you are who you choose to be.' She's a beautiful genius, that woman :') And Kensi wants/has to meet with Harris, but he's too smart for her to have any sort of recording device on her, so they'll be 'blind'... There are 5 minutes left, I totally see how this could potentially go wrong. BE CAREFUL, KENSI!!!
Oooh guess what, Granger and Harris were in the same group at the CIA. Coincidence? I think NAWT! For some reason, Deeks and Nell (of all people?) are with Harris taking him to the meeting and Deeks warns him 'if something happens to Kensi, you're going to be dealing with me for the rest of your, soon to be very short, life.' and Harris asks him 'does your boss know about you two?' Nell looks confused but my eyes definitely got as wide as Deeks', cos I KNEW IT! Still not knowing why Deeks and Nell are there, I thought he wanted to talk to Kensi alone... Ah they're together and now Deeks is leaving. This is a giant park, I'm actually afraid for all of them, because a sniper could be hiding anywhere in the trees :/ And they still need 6-8 minutes before Eric's satellite feed can go up to watch them, I have a feeling that's going to be too late. Sam and Callen are hiding somewhere (not sure where) nearby keeping an eye on things and NOW I am understanding Nell's presence, she's Deeks' stand-in partner.
Harris reveals that Kensi's father was actually murdered and that was covered up, then he tells her that he, Blake and Fisher were going to meet up because they all knew someone was hunting down the team (they initially assumed it was Kensi, but then after Blake died he realised that was wrong) and he says 'After he takes me out, he's coming after you' and the SECOND she asks what this scary secret man's name is, Harris gets shot -.- Annnd Callen yells 'Kensi!' which i think is stupid because 1) that gave away HIS position to the shooter, and 2) didn't really help her at all, unless perhaps once she starts to run, she's running in the direction of his voice. Idk why she didn't find something to take cover behind (tree, anyone?) but then as she's running, she gets shot and falls super-dramatically and slowly to the ground.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Stinking cliffhangers. It's totally Granger. People in these shows never speak quickly enough. And if Harris was fearing for his own life, why wouldn't he want to meet in a secure (INDOOR) location?! I was going to suggest the boatshed, but nevermind Granger would have been able to breach security there pretty easily. Suspicious that he wasn't around at Ops looking over Hetty and Eric's shoulders as they were figuring out what a shady guy he is.
Friday 24 February 2012
CSI - 'Stealing Home'
I gotta say, I was just thinking that they must be running out of ideas for episodes by mow - but this is certainly a new one! Someone's house got stolen XD Literally, lifted up and driven away hahaha.
At least the 'Jules/Finn' name mystery has been solved! Her name is Julie Finlay haha that's both in one! But you know that 'Finn' thing is gonna make me think of Glee...
So anyway, there's a missing wife in the house, and there are two brothers arguing (one is the husband of the missing woman) with their sister and each other about who owned the house in the first place.. Lots of complicated family politics lol
They find a traffic camera tht shows the house being towed down the street, and Hodges says 'that's the right address', to which Nick replies 'as opposed to all the other houses that were stolen that night?' which made me ROFL
They found the house in the desert, ripped in half with a dead guy under it, and lots of blood inside, but no body. Then the wife turns up and says she was out gambling all night, not at home, and Finn sets off a car alarm to prevent more arguing lol...
They find a dead body on the road which, they then realize, was dumped OUT of the same house while it was moving... And it was their kinda-step-father, that part was sad. Then Nick and Morgan find another dead body (mummified) in the wall of the house, and turns out that he's the biological dad of the sister, but not the brothers, even though they said their real dad ran off ten years earlier (after ripping off money from their step-dad, who was his business parter at the time). The dead guy also had a bunch of love letters with him, written to the siblings' mother (who used to own the house, then died) and they find a knife on the road, handle smashed to bits, which was used to stab the stepdad. (I loved Morgan's face when Russell told her to go look for the knife on the road, and take 'boyfriend Greg' hahah) She's so good at puzzles! I love jigsaw puzzles too :) but unfortunately we never have enough table space for them :(
The prints on the knife handle belong to the real dad (who was a criminal) so they track him down and interview him, turns out he killed the guy in the wall (they nailed him on that one cos the hardware store where he bought drywall and Stink-Away 20 years earlier kept 'impeccable records' according to Brass)
Aaand so they find that evil-dad killed girl's bio-dad, the step-dad, and the guy pinned under the house was killed by his own stupidity cos one of the jacks he used to lift the house off the ground got stuck, and he was pinned and crushed when he tried to remove it. (The mother was killed by a falling flowerpot that she tried to hang on the back porch, the wood was rotted from termites).
Turned out that the sister hired the under-the-house man to steal the house cos she was sick of it causing so many problems in her family. Then Finn and Sara go back to where the house was, in the desert and find all the siblings (and the wife, who I'm pretty sure played Ted's long-ago-then-returned-breifly girlfriend Victoria on HIMYM, she was also on a recent episode of The Mentalist) arguing over who gets the house (even tho it's pretty much falling apart). Then Finn pulls out a chinsaw and says 'ok you each want a peice? How about you get the bedroom, you get the livingroom..' etc and threatens to cut the house into peices hahah... Then Sara points out that whoever gets the house will have to pay for the shitload of damages it made to cars, houses, and other property, when it was being driven around (an amount which it worth more than the house itself) so they decide to dump it on the sister.
Finn later talks to Russell and tells him that she told the sister that she could donate the house to (something I can't remember) instead, so it's all good haha... And apparently the chainsaw was Sara's idea.
I loved the recurring of the way everyone always yelled 'Shut Up, Marla!' at the sister, and how they always referred to one of the brothers as an idiot, either 'you idiot!' or 'my idiot brother' lol
All in all, good episode :) I give it 4 out of 4 dead bodies found in/under/around the house... Only slight downside would be NOT ENOUGH GREG! But there was plenty of funny stuff and plenty of Nick, so it balanced out, I guess. Also - D.B. has really small eyes! And his glasses are so narrow that it makes them look even smaller! o.o And I enjoy Jules/Julie/Finn :P
At least the 'Jules/Finn' name mystery has been solved! Her name is Julie Finlay haha that's both in one! But you know that 'Finn' thing is gonna make me think of Glee...
So anyway, there's a missing wife in the house, and there are two brothers arguing (one is the husband of the missing woman) with their sister and each other about who owned the house in the first place.. Lots of complicated family politics lol
They find a traffic camera tht shows the house being towed down the street, and Hodges says 'that's the right address', to which Nick replies 'as opposed to all the other houses that were stolen that night?' which made me ROFL
They found the house in the desert, ripped in half with a dead guy under it, and lots of blood inside, but no body. Then the wife turns up and says she was out gambling all night, not at home, and Finn sets off a car alarm to prevent more arguing lol...
They find a dead body on the road which, they then realize, was dumped OUT of the same house while it was moving... And it was their kinda-step-father, that part was sad. Then Nick and Morgan find another dead body (mummified) in the wall of the house, and turns out that he's the biological dad of the sister, but not the brothers, even though they said their real dad ran off ten years earlier (after ripping off money from their step-dad, who was his business parter at the time). The dead guy also had a bunch of love letters with him, written to the siblings' mother (who used to own the house, then died) and they find a knife on the road, handle smashed to bits, which was used to stab the stepdad. (I loved Morgan's face when Russell told her to go look for the knife on the road, and take 'boyfriend Greg' hahah) She's so good at puzzles! I love jigsaw puzzles too :) but unfortunately we never have enough table space for them :(
The prints on the knife handle belong to the real dad (who was a criminal) so they track him down and interview him, turns out he killed the guy in the wall (they nailed him on that one cos the hardware store where he bought drywall and Stink-Away 20 years earlier kept 'impeccable records' according to Brass)
Aaand so they find that evil-dad killed girl's bio-dad, the step-dad, and the guy pinned under the house was killed by his own stupidity cos one of the jacks he used to lift the house off the ground got stuck, and he was pinned and crushed when he tried to remove it. (The mother was killed by a falling flowerpot that she tried to hang on the back porch, the wood was rotted from termites).
Turned out that the sister hired the under-the-house man to steal the house cos she was sick of it causing so many problems in her family. Then Finn and Sara go back to where the house was, in the desert and find all the siblings (and the wife, who I'm pretty sure played Ted's long-ago-then-returned-breifly girlfriend Victoria on HIMYM, she was also on a recent episode of The Mentalist) arguing over who gets the house (even tho it's pretty much falling apart). Then Finn pulls out a chinsaw and says 'ok you each want a peice? How about you get the bedroom, you get the livingroom..' etc and threatens to cut the house into peices hahah... Then Sara points out that whoever gets the house will have to pay for the shitload of damages it made to cars, houses, and other property, when it was being driven around (an amount which it worth more than the house itself) so they decide to dump it on the sister.
Finn later talks to Russell and tells him that she told the sister that she could donate the house to (something I can't remember) instead, so it's all good haha... And apparently the chainsaw was Sara's idea.
I loved the recurring of the way everyone always yelled 'Shut Up, Marla!' at the sister, and how they always referred to one of the brothers as an idiot, either 'you idiot!' or 'my idiot brother' lol
All in all, good episode :) I give it 4 out of 4 dead bodies found in/under/around the house... Only slight downside would be NOT ENOUGH GREG! But there was plenty of funny stuff and plenty of Nick, so it balanced out, I guess. Also - D.B. has really small eyes! And his glasses are so narrow that it makes them look even smaller! o.o And I enjoy Jules/Julie/Finn :P
The Bachelor - Week 7
Yes, I'm way behind AGAIN, but COME ON this show is freaking 2 HOURS!! I wish there was a Spark's Notes version...
And yes, theyre in another tropical locale... I'm so jealous as I look out the window at wet and slushy snow!
I hear there's a lot of Courtney drama this week. I also know she doesn't go home yet -.- I can't believe it's down to 6! If they want to drag this out and make the season longer, they should stop sending home more than 1 girl per episode... (but I'm grateful it's only this long, I'm glad it's over soon cos I cannot keep up)
LMAO Emily comparing Ben to cheesecake... Is that safe being in a helicopter with the door wide open? Over the ocean/coral reef?!
He and Lindzi are on the first date which I don't really get cos she's cool and fun, but I don't really see her with him.. And HOLY SHIT theyre jumping out into this 'blue hole' which is 500 feet deep in the middle of a circle of coral... It's so pretty but theyre freaking insane, this is almost like when he took Emily climbing that bridge! What a crazy man! And OK they didn't drop that far from the chopper to the water... But the giant hole kinda freaks me out, maybe cos I'm afraid of the ocean... Their dinner on a dock is so beautiful :)
Courtney's stirring up shit... And Kacie's getting so pissed at her lmao and Emily's gotten the one of the other one-on-one dates and Courtney's so saad... Calm down, stop crying -.-
Awe so cute Lindzi and Ben are writing a note to put in a bottle and send out in the ocean that's so cute I wonder who's going to find it? And that's so sad if he doesn't choose her she's going to be so sad, especially after that :( AND OMG he just said he was falling in love with her! But he's not supposed to say that on the show! Well, he didn't say it to her, he said it to the camera...
Emily's turn! Courtney's bitching about it, which is stupid, cos he can't send Emily home after the 1-on-1 ANYWAY, so shut up, bitch! And this date is so cute, theyre just walking around an island and shopping and eating coconuts and trying to catch lobsters.. That's so funny lol
Courtney is 'uncomfortable' about him being in a date with Emily and she's going on about how Emily was 'so mean' to her but it's bullshit, Emily just called her out on HER bullshit cos Courtney's the mean one! Also, I have made the observation that she never talks about falling for him or being in love with him, only trying to get him away from, and preventing him liking, the other girls! She sees it as a competition, not a means for falling in love!
Ben's right, Emily is so funny and happy and smart/witty :P I feel like I would get along with her so much haha.. However, she and him don't seem to say so many romantic things to each other, they seem like they would be awesome friends :) (although, if he doesn't choose her, she probably wouldn't want to talk to him, so there goes that friendship down the drain...)
OMG he just pointed out something that made me laugh: 'I know I always compliment you on how smart you are, but I know that smart people don't like to be called smart all the time' HAHA so true!!! And I love that he pointed that out! Cos she is getting a PhD and everything, but she's funny and pretty and kind, so I'm glad he pointed out that he liked those qualities too! It's so true, happens to me all the time, I mean I know I'm an honour roll student, but do I seriously not have any other qualities people like about me?! I'm decently attractive, I pride myself on being a loyal friend and a good listener, and I think I can be pretty funny when I want to be! Soemone mention those things from time to time please!!!
Courtney's wihining about the date/her not wanting to be on a group date, etc.. I hate her lack of inflection when she talks, she's just ditzy-sounding and monotone... OOH made Kacie swear, that's never happened before XD And it's not out of jealousy, she said that and I actually believe her, it's because she (Kacie) is so sick of her (Courtney)!!
Courtney says that Ben needs to 'give her more' but c'mon he's got 5 other girls drooling over him, if she thinks he's not 'worthy' of her, he can find someone else! She waves to the girls remaining in the house and mutters 'I can't stand you all..' WHATABITCH!
This date is so cool, I wish someone more awesome was there instead - they're climbing a Mayan pyramid! And she's making him listen to her bitch about her so-called 'insecurity' and now SHE'S talking about Emily and wasting her one-on-one time with him! Irony.... And she's like 'I might not accept a rose if I don't feel a connection with him' well obviously she does in the end, and I really doubt she means that, cos she LOVES the attention, and she just wants him to BEG for her to stay! Poor Ben, you don't need her! Just say 'sayonara' and walk out of there! Ditch her in the jungle!
Yaaay Kacie and Nikki are finally catching on to Courtney's evilness, and Nikki had a good point, that if she takes that 1-on-1 and spends a lot of time with her, because eventually he's gonna catch on. He's a smart guy. I don't understand why he's falling for her, cos she isn't giving him anything (other than nudity) in their relationship.. Haha he called her 'weird' (in a good way) and said he was kinda weird himself lol he so is, I love him.. She never has her own opinion either, just parrots whatever he says! I have to admit though, that camera shot where a (airplane, helicopter?) circles around them and theyre so tiny on top of the pyramid but you can still see his red shirt lol that was cool!
I don't know how he could picture himself with her in the future, she would make a terrible mother. When you have children, sweetie, it isn't all about you anymore! Think about that! And Ben really wants kids, he proved in the second week how good he is with them.
Good greif her and her stupid finger-pistols saying she's kill-shotting all the other girls... 'I don't wanna get cocky though'... WHAT DOES SHE MEAN 'GET'?! SHE IS LOOKING AT COCKY IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR!!
Lol I actually forgot Rachel was there :S She's been awfully quiet this week!
Courtney has NEVER tried to be nice to anyone, she's all about her and doesn't care about anyone, and now she's showing how bitchy and antisocial she is... And he's looking confused... BUT she said 'I'm not gonna waste my time talking about them, while I'm with you' EVEN THOUGH she was just complaining about them being so 'vanilla' and boring... Plus, then she starts to brag about her modeling, blah blah -.-
Haha this is funny, Ben waking them up to go for their group date at 4 am and theyre all like 'omg wth is going on?!' and Nikki talking about how she doesn't like Courtney, I'm glad people are now catchign on to that (although it took quite a while) and OMG theyre going shark diving that's some scary shit O.O Poor Rachel, she's so scared and that is a LOT of sharks... I would be terrified of one, there are like 10 there! The water's not that deep tho, and it is so pretty and warm-looking! I want to go to the beach now -.- Damn you, Canadian Febraury! Kacie's sounding a little jealous cos of Rachel 'monopolizing' Ben's attention since he's helping her with her fear... At least she (Kacie) is admitting to being jealous.. Ben's a tad sunburnt lol after all his being outdoors and hiking and swimming THREE TIMES.
Awe Nikki's falling in love with him and not freaking out haha she will inform the palm trees and the seashells and the ocean about it hahah... I love that Kacie has a huge hibiscus in her hair lol those flowers are so pretty and colourful! I love them! ROSE WENT TO KACIE I SAW THAT COMING!! :)
Sooo Courtney's spying on them and 'isn't threatened by her cos she's like a little girl, she's no competition' good greif THERE finally, theyre spilling to him about why they hate her and he looks surprised but he says he respects them and trusts them so he's taking it into consideration, thank God.. At least now Emily won't look crazy and jealous, since there's other people seeing the same signs she was before...
I totally get how nervous they all are, there are 5 people remaining (sans roses) and only 3 roses between them all! And Emily was talking about how sad it'll be to say goodbye toanyone who leaves and Courtney makes her stupid 'I don't agree with you' face while she's talking (love these camera guys for always catchign that! I hope Ben watches this back at some point and sees what everyone was talking about!)
And now the webpage has frozen >_< Cripes it was almost done! Comeon computer...
Ok it's back, skipping forward tra la laa.. LMAO
Courtney's saying 'oh well I'm feeling good and starts talking about how awesome her pina colada is... Damn now I want one lol and hmmm she just said 'well Ben's not the only guy in the world' and that she's kinda ready to go home so WHY DOESNT SHE?!
And there's not an actual cocktail party before the rose ceremony but stupid Courtney is OK with that because she's so overly confident about EVERYTHING olghnohdssfkj makes me want to swear and punch a wall -.-
I saw in the preview that he wanted to 'steal Courtney' beforehand but she giggled and was all 'ok I'll go with you' but then she was looking a tad nervous talking to him... But then she says she didn't want to win over the girls despite what she said earlier about always trying to be nice to them.. And everyone wants her to gooo away OK so he picked Nikki and Lyndzi... HAHA I love Emily's line 'my condolences to whatever man she ends up with' (about Courtney) damn this sucks he picked her even though I knew he would... And she says 'yes' in a little baby-voice.. I didn't really care too much about Rachel, out of all of them I would have picked her and Courtney to leave, but I still feel bad for her :/ And Emily was awesome, especially now since he knows that she was telling the truth the whole time about Courtney... And Queen C waves so smugly and says 'see yah' as Emily leaves... I wish she'd turn around and punch Courtney in the face!!! That would have been the perfect exit, and hopefully would've ruined the bitch's modelling career..
Anywho, that's my two cents for this week... One more episode remaining that's actually online, I have no clue when I'll get around to it, sorry -.-
And yes, theyre in another tropical locale... I'm so jealous as I look out the window at wet and slushy snow!
I hear there's a lot of Courtney drama this week. I also know she doesn't go home yet -.- I can't believe it's down to 6! If they want to drag this out and make the season longer, they should stop sending home more than 1 girl per episode... (but I'm grateful it's only this long, I'm glad it's over soon cos I cannot keep up)
LMAO Emily comparing Ben to cheesecake... Is that safe being in a helicopter with the door wide open? Over the ocean/coral reef?!
He and Lindzi are on the first date which I don't really get cos she's cool and fun, but I don't really see her with him.. And HOLY SHIT theyre jumping out into this 'blue hole' which is 500 feet deep in the middle of a circle of coral... It's so pretty but theyre freaking insane, this is almost like when he took Emily climbing that bridge! What a crazy man! And OK they didn't drop that far from the chopper to the water... But the giant hole kinda freaks me out, maybe cos I'm afraid of the ocean... Their dinner on a dock is so beautiful :)
Courtney's stirring up shit... And Kacie's getting so pissed at her lmao and Emily's gotten the one of the other one-on-one dates and Courtney's so saad... Calm down, stop crying -.-
Awe so cute Lindzi and Ben are writing a note to put in a bottle and send out in the ocean that's so cute I wonder who's going to find it? And that's so sad if he doesn't choose her she's going to be so sad, especially after that :( AND OMG he just said he was falling in love with her! But he's not supposed to say that on the show! Well, he didn't say it to her, he said it to the camera...
Emily's turn! Courtney's bitching about it, which is stupid, cos he can't send Emily home after the 1-on-1 ANYWAY, so shut up, bitch! And this date is so cute, theyre just walking around an island and shopping and eating coconuts and trying to catch lobsters.. That's so funny lol
Courtney is 'uncomfortable' about him being in a date with Emily and she's going on about how Emily was 'so mean' to her but it's bullshit, Emily just called her out on HER bullshit cos Courtney's the mean one! Also, I have made the observation that she never talks about falling for him or being in love with him, only trying to get him away from, and preventing him liking, the other girls! She sees it as a competition, not a means for falling in love!
Ben's right, Emily is so funny and happy and smart/witty :P I feel like I would get along with her so much haha.. However, she and him don't seem to say so many romantic things to each other, they seem like they would be awesome friends :) (although, if he doesn't choose her, she probably wouldn't want to talk to him, so there goes that friendship down the drain...)
OMG he just pointed out something that made me laugh: 'I know I always compliment you on how smart you are, but I know that smart people don't like to be called smart all the time' HAHA so true!!! And I love that he pointed that out! Cos she is getting a PhD and everything, but she's funny and pretty and kind, so I'm glad he pointed out that he liked those qualities too! It's so true, happens to me all the time, I mean I know I'm an honour roll student, but do I seriously not have any other qualities people like about me?! I'm decently attractive, I pride myself on being a loyal friend and a good listener, and I think I can be pretty funny when I want to be! Soemone mention those things from time to time please!!!
Courtney's wihining about the date/her not wanting to be on a group date, etc.. I hate her lack of inflection when she talks, she's just ditzy-sounding and monotone... OOH made Kacie swear, that's never happened before XD And it's not out of jealousy, she said that and I actually believe her, it's because she (Kacie) is so sick of her (Courtney)!!
Courtney says that Ben needs to 'give her more' but c'mon he's got 5 other girls drooling over him, if she thinks he's not 'worthy' of her, he can find someone else! She waves to the girls remaining in the house and mutters 'I can't stand you all..' WHATABITCH!
This date is so cool, I wish someone more awesome was there instead - they're climbing a Mayan pyramid! And she's making him listen to her bitch about her so-called 'insecurity' and now SHE'S talking about Emily and wasting her one-on-one time with him! Irony.... And she's like 'I might not accept a rose if I don't feel a connection with him' well obviously she does in the end, and I really doubt she means that, cos she LOVES the attention, and she just wants him to BEG for her to stay! Poor Ben, you don't need her! Just say 'sayonara' and walk out of there! Ditch her in the jungle!
Yaaay Kacie and Nikki are finally catching on to Courtney's evilness, and Nikki had a good point, that if she takes that 1-on-1 and spends a lot of time with her, because eventually he's gonna catch on. He's a smart guy. I don't understand why he's falling for her, cos she isn't giving him anything (other than nudity) in their relationship.. Haha he called her 'weird' (in a good way) and said he was kinda weird himself lol he so is, I love him.. She never has her own opinion either, just parrots whatever he says! I have to admit though, that camera shot where a (airplane, helicopter?) circles around them and theyre so tiny on top of the pyramid but you can still see his red shirt lol that was cool!
I don't know how he could picture himself with her in the future, she would make a terrible mother. When you have children, sweetie, it isn't all about you anymore! Think about that! And Ben really wants kids, he proved in the second week how good he is with them.
Good greif her and her stupid finger-pistols saying she's kill-shotting all the other girls... 'I don't wanna get cocky though'... WHAT DOES SHE MEAN 'GET'?! SHE IS LOOKING AT COCKY IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR!!
Lol I actually forgot Rachel was there :S She's been awfully quiet this week!
Courtney has NEVER tried to be nice to anyone, she's all about her and doesn't care about anyone, and now she's showing how bitchy and antisocial she is... And he's looking confused... BUT she said 'I'm not gonna waste my time talking about them, while I'm with you' EVEN THOUGH she was just complaining about them being so 'vanilla' and boring... Plus, then she starts to brag about her modeling, blah blah -.-
Haha this is funny, Ben waking them up to go for their group date at 4 am and theyre all like 'omg wth is going on?!' and Nikki talking about how she doesn't like Courtney, I'm glad people are now catchign on to that (although it took quite a while) and OMG theyre going shark diving that's some scary shit O.O Poor Rachel, she's so scared and that is a LOT of sharks... I would be terrified of one, there are like 10 there! The water's not that deep tho, and it is so pretty and warm-looking! I want to go to the beach now -.- Damn you, Canadian Febraury! Kacie's sounding a little jealous cos of Rachel 'monopolizing' Ben's attention since he's helping her with her fear... At least she (Kacie) is admitting to being jealous.. Ben's a tad sunburnt lol after all his being outdoors and hiking and swimming THREE TIMES.
Awe Nikki's falling in love with him and not freaking out haha she will inform the palm trees and the seashells and the ocean about it hahah... I love that Kacie has a huge hibiscus in her hair lol those flowers are so pretty and colourful! I love them! ROSE WENT TO KACIE I SAW THAT COMING!! :)
Sooo Courtney's spying on them and 'isn't threatened by her cos she's like a little girl, she's no competition' good greif THERE finally, theyre spilling to him about why they hate her and he looks surprised but he says he respects them and trusts them so he's taking it into consideration, thank God.. At least now Emily won't look crazy and jealous, since there's other people seeing the same signs she was before...
I totally get how nervous they all are, there are 5 people remaining (sans roses) and only 3 roses between them all! And Emily was talking about how sad it'll be to say goodbye toanyone who leaves and Courtney makes her stupid 'I don't agree with you' face while she's talking (love these camera guys for always catchign that! I hope Ben watches this back at some point and sees what everyone was talking about!)
And now the webpage has frozen >_< Cripes it was almost done! Comeon computer...
Ok it's back, skipping forward tra la laa.. LMAO
Courtney's saying 'oh well I'm feeling good and starts talking about how awesome her pina colada is... Damn now I want one lol and hmmm she just said 'well Ben's not the only guy in the world' and that she's kinda ready to go home so WHY DOESNT SHE?!
And there's not an actual cocktail party before the rose ceremony but stupid Courtney is OK with that because she's so overly confident about EVERYTHING olghnohdssfkj makes me want to swear and punch a wall -.-
I saw in the preview that he wanted to 'steal Courtney' beforehand but she giggled and was all 'ok I'll go with you' but then she was looking a tad nervous talking to him... But then she says she didn't want to win over the girls despite what she said earlier about always trying to be nice to them.. And everyone wants her to gooo away OK so he picked Nikki and Lyndzi... HAHA I love Emily's line 'my condolences to whatever man she ends up with' (about Courtney) damn this sucks he picked her even though I knew he would... And she says 'yes' in a little baby-voice.. I didn't really care too much about Rachel, out of all of them I would have picked her and Courtney to leave, but I still feel bad for her :/ And Emily was awesome, especially now since he knows that she was telling the truth the whole time about Courtney... And Queen C waves so smugly and says 'see yah' as Emily leaves... I wish she'd turn around and punch Courtney in the face!!! That would have been the perfect exit, and hopefully would've ruined the bitch's modelling career..
Anywho, that's my two cents for this week... One more episode remaining that's actually online, I have no clue when I'll get around to it, sorry -.-
Thursday 23 February 2012
The Finder - 'Little Green Men'
HODGINS ON THE FINDER!!! Battle of the beautiful eyes, begins - NOW!
I gotta say, I've always loved Hodgins/TJ Thyne and his sky-blue eyes, but Walter/Geoff Stults' look like ... Well I dunno, but gorgeous and brown :) So he wins this round. I have seriously never noticed how pretty his eyes were! Must be the lighting in that diner...
So there's a conspiracy theory, etc, involves astronauts, of course Hodgins is in this episode XD aaaand geez the poor astronaut is suddenly dead, for reporting the truth, that's so sad :( And of course the other guy is standing right across the street, after Hodgins insists he's 'in hiding' LMAO
OK I hate this freaky shit where there are people who 'know all'/are freakin EVERYWHERE, it actually scares the bejeezus out of me... How the hell did 'Goggle-eyes' get into the Jeffersonian without anyone knowing?! And then that chase scene with the dog haha... Smart of Walter to do that with the dog :P CREEPY ROBOT VOICE AND CREEPY 'BRITISH-SOUNDING' LADY THREATENING EVERYONE!!! (Sidebar: Walter has a family? News to everyone...)
Hodgin's little speech was so sad but cute :')
Back to Washington, using Angela's computer... Too bad she couldn't be on the episode too lol...
I love the scene where Walter uses that uniform lol and they go to the insurance company (did anyone else notice that the pants were WAY too short?! Geez, he's tall....) And where do I know that Asian lady from? The one they were talking to, who gave them info on the satellite? Damn IMDb has actually failed me on this one :'(
And what is the name of that evil-looking guy who played evil-acting Uncle Shad?? IMDb failed me there, too... He was on The Mentalist, played Patrick Jane's dad, and CSI, and was in The Killers' video for 'Mr. Brightside'... he was perfectly cast, but I can't remember his name!!
Soooo eventually they find the object, and it's a metal disc? And Goggle-eyes finds them and hahaha he's from Kansas and Hodgens thinks he's an alien that was freaking hilarious XD
BUT Walter's tinfoil hats paid off LMAO I loved that his looked like Robin Hood! And the guy is now gone with the disc, but Walter made a deal with the evil 'Pope' lady, so everyone's ok... Grr military/aliens, who can tell the difference?!
I give it 950 out of the 1000 videos Willa found online, cos it was interesting and HILARIOUS and featured HODGINS but I hate creepy aliens -.-
Also, I loved Isabelle's line 'You both act like the other one's a wackadoo... And sadly, you're both right' LMAO such a good one XD
I gotta say, I've always loved Hodgins/TJ Thyne and his sky-blue eyes, but Walter/Geoff Stults' look like ... Well I dunno, but gorgeous and brown :) So he wins this round. I have seriously never noticed how pretty his eyes were! Must be the lighting in that diner...
So there's a conspiracy theory, etc, involves astronauts, of course Hodgins is in this episode XD aaaand geez the poor astronaut is suddenly dead, for reporting the truth, that's so sad :( And of course the other guy is standing right across the street, after Hodgins insists he's 'in hiding' LMAO
OK I hate this freaky shit where there are people who 'know all'/are freakin EVERYWHERE, it actually scares the bejeezus out of me... How the hell did 'Goggle-eyes' get into the Jeffersonian without anyone knowing?! And then that chase scene with the dog haha... Smart of Walter to do that with the dog :P CREEPY ROBOT VOICE AND CREEPY 'BRITISH-SOUNDING' LADY THREATENING EVERYONE!!! (Sidebar: Walter has a family? News to everyone...)
Hodgin's little speech was so sad but cute :')
Back to Washington, using Angela's computer... Too bad she couldn't be on the episode too lol...
I love the scene where Walter uses that uniform lol and they go to the insurance company (did anyone else notice that the pants were WAY too short?! Geez, he's tall....) And where do I know that Asian lady from? The one they were talking to, who gave them info on the satellite? Damn IMDb has actually failed me on this one :'(
And what is the name of that evil-looking guy who played evil-acting Uncle Shad?? IMDb failed me there, too... He was on The Mentalist, played Patrick Jane's dad, and CSI, and was in The Killers' video for 'Mr. Brightside'... he was perfectly cast, but I can't remember his name!!
Soooo eventually they find the object, and it's a metal disc? And Goggle-eyes finds them and hahaha he's from Kansas and Hodgens thinks he's an alien that was freaking hilarious XD
BUT Walter's tinfoil hats paid off LMAO I loved that his looked like Robin Hood! And the guy is now gone with the disc, but Walter made a deal with the evil 'Pope' lady, so everyone's ok... Grr military/aliens, who can tell the difference?!
I give it 950 out of the 1000 videos Willa found online, cos it was interesting and HILARIOUS and featured HODGINS but I hate creepy aliens -.-
Also, I loved Isabelle's line 'You both act like the other one's a wackadoo... And sadly, you're both right' LMAO such a good one XD
Big Bang Theory - 'The Werewolf Transformation'
Lol I saw the preview for this episode, looks like it's gonna be a good one! :P
Of course Sheldon would freak about missing his haircut lol - 'Why does everything happen to me?' hahahaa haircut records that's hilarious!
...And refuses to let anyone help... I love the hair flip he keeps doing lol cos you'd think that would hurt his neck :P He's such a 'bad boy' now?? Can't wait for that!
I also think Bernadette's hair looks so cute in braids! Poor Howard throwing up in zero gravity - I probably would too!
Amy is so creepy - I do NOT want to see Sheldon with no shirt lol (But it did love her playing 'Dead or Alive' on the harp hahaha) And lol he can hear his hair growing XD
OMG the same nurse-lady at the hospital again! She's there every time they go to the hospital, she's awesome :) And Sheldon bought the bear for the barber, then took it with him?
Since when can Penny beat Leonard at chess??? Haha I agree, I think someone must have changed the past! Ooohh Tuesday pyjamas, what a rebel :P (wondering what day of the week this is now)
Ok I don't understand why future astronauts have to get training on how to survive in the wilderness... That's not space!
LMAO THIS BONGO SCENE IS AMAZING!!!! 'Bongo Solo!' I'm dying of laughter here!!! And he's sitting on the other end of the couch O.o
Wtf Howard came home? QUITTER!!!
Amy is so freaking creepy!!! But awe Sheldon's gonna cut his hair and not be in a bongo-playing band :( Sad news, that was so funny XD And his hair looks the same! Oh shit she wrecked his hair cos he was giggling!!! Wait for it... Ok he'll freak out next week maybe haha
I give this episode 6 haircut-less days out of 6, it was awesome :P
Of course Sheldon would freak about missing his haircut lol - 'Why does everything happen to me?' hahahaa haircut records that's hilarious!
...And refuses to let anyone help... I love the hair flip he keeps doing lol cos you'd think that would hurt his neck :P He's such a 'bad boy' now?? Can't wait for that!
I also think Bernadette's hair looks so cute in braids! Poor Howard throwing up in zero gravity - I probably would too!
Amy is so creepy - I do NOT want to see Sheldon with no shirt lol (But it did love her playing 'Dead or Alive' on the harp hahaha) And lol he can hear his hair growing XD
OMG the same nurse-lady at the hospital again! She's there every time they go to the hospital, she's awesome :) And Sheldon bought the bear for the barber, then took it with him?
Since when can Penny beat Leonard at chess??? Haha I agree, I think someone must have changed the past! Ooohh Tuesday pyjamas, what a rebel :P (wondering what day of the week this is now)
Ok I don't understand why future astronauts have to get training on how to survive in the wilderness... That's not space!
LMAO THIS BONGO SCENE IS AMAZING!!!! 'Bongo Solo!' I'm dying of laughter here!!! And he's sitting on the other end of the couch O.o
Wtf Howard came home? QUITTER!!!
Amy is so freaking creepy!!! But awe Sheldon's gonna cut his hair and not be in a bongo-playing band :( Sad news, that was so funny XD And his hair looks the same! Oh shit she wrecked his hair cos he was giggling!!! Wait for it... Ok he'll freak out next week maybe haha
I give this episode 6 haircut-less days out of 6, it was awesome :P
How I Met Your Mother - 'No Pressure'
To be honest, I forgot about the cliffhanger last week... TED LOVES ROBIN HOLY CRAP I HADN'T SEEN THAT COMING!!!!
LMAO 'I go camping in secret' and poor Robin and her archnemesis Patrice and all her confusion... Lol Barney's in their bed being creepy with Lily (shocking) and then she leaves...
HAHA of course Barney's rooting thru the house looking for a sex tape haha.. and then he gets a bunch of cleaning ladies to tidy up after him lol... Plus he found that box of long-term bets lol that's so funny! (I'm with Barney, Ted could not pull off bald) And so Lily's rooting against Robin and Ted getting together, hmmm... I ENJOY THESE BETS SO MUCH I NEED TO GET A HOBBY LIKE THAT!!!
Why are there so many people at the bar drinking beer at like 7am?!
Ouch Ted's hurt :( This is funny, theyre doing these flashbacks to years earlier and Lily's hair is't quite right hahaha...
Why the hell is Barney so obsessed with finding this sex tape?! He's even been driven to praying XD And of course Ted still has a VCR, theyre awesome! But that camera Marshall was using wouldn't have been big enough to hold a videotape... 'To the outdated viewing device!'
AND BARNEY'S IN LOVE WITH ROBIN STILL!!! Ted thinks it's the other way around tho, weird...
I'm just waiting for them to get in a fight over this haha
Damn why does Lily really want Barney to watch that video? Even with the bet, she shoulda said 'I bet Barney finds the tape' cos then she woulda won, and remained unembarassed haha... Damn he broke the VCR!
Awe poor Robin and Ted not being together :( It's so sad! They belong together! But no, Robin and Barney belong together even more :( Don't make a 'if-we're-both-single-when-40-deal' like that with your friends, especially if either of you have the SLIGHTEST bit of feeling for the other!
Hahaha she returned the hairdryer (which would have made Marshall lose another bet) so he told her to keep it XD And Marshall's gonna mess with the bet again! Awe she's moving out again that's so sad, he needs another roommate now! And yaaay Florence and the Machine song closing the episode :)
We gotta meet this damn mother! But at least if we haven't, the show will have to keep going for a while! But it can't go too long, cos they're telling this story in the year 2030, and those kids are AT LEAST 15 O.o
I give this one 85 yellow umbrellas out of the 100 on the street at the end haha cos it was good, and funny (and I love the idea of long-term bets!) but it was also sad! BOOO SAD ENDINGS!
LMAO 'I go camping in secret' and poor Robin and her archnemesis Patrice and all her confusion... Lol Barney's in their bed being creepy with Lily (shocking) and then she leaves...
HAHA of course Barney's rooting thru the house looking for a sex tape haha.. and then he gets a bunch of cleaning ladies to tidy up after him lol... Plus he found that box of long-term bets lol that's so funny! (I'm with Barney, Ted could not pull off bald) And so Lily's rooting against Robin and Ted getting together, hmmm... I ENJOY THESE BETS SO MUCH I NEED TO GET A HOBBY LIKE THAT!!!
Why are there so many people at the bar drinking beer at like 7am?!
Ouch Ted's hurt :( This is funny, theyre doing these flashbacks to years earlier and Lily's hair is't quite right hahaha...
Why the hell is Barney so obsessed with finding this sex tape?! He's even been driven to praying XD And of course Ted still has a VCR, theyre awesome! But that camera Marshall was using wouldn't have been big enough to hold a videotape... 'To the outdated viewing device!'
AND BARNEY'S IN LOVE WITH ROBIN STILL!!! Ted thinks it's the other way around tho, weird...
I'm just waiting for them to get in a fight over this haha
Damn why does Lily really want Barney to watch that video? Even with the bet, she shoulda said 'I bet Barney finds the tape' cos then she woulda won, and remained unembarassed haha... Damn he broke the VCR!
Awe poor Robin and Ted not being together :( It's so sad! They belong together! But no, Robin and Barney belong together even more :( Don't make a 'if-we're-both-single-when-40-deal' like that with your friends, especially if either of you have the SLIGHTEST bit of feeling for the other!
Hahaha she returned the hairdryer (which would have made Marshall lose another bet) so he told her to keep it XD And Marshall's gonna mess with the bet again! Awe she's moving out again that's so sad, he needs another roommate now! And yaaay Florence and the Machine song closing the episode :)
We gotta meet this damn mother! But at least if we haven't, the show will have to keep going for a while! But it can't go too long, cos they're telling this story in the year 2030, and those kids are AT LEAST 15 O.o
I give this one 85 yellow umbrellas out of the 100 on the street at the end haha cos it was good, and funny (and I love the idea of long-term bets!) but it was also sad! BOOO SAD ENDINGS!
Wednesday 22 February 2012
Glee - 'On My Way'
First of all, YOU WILL NEED KLEENEX WHEN WATCHING THIS EPISODE!!! My friends did not warn me! Those jerks -.-
So we begin with Sebastian being an ass (again) and trying to blackmail them into dropping out (again), this time with naked pictures of Finn (which were Photoshopped). Good greif can someone just smack him?! Ohwait, Finn wants to lol... But that would get them disqualified.
Sue tells Quinn that SHE'S PREGNANT!!!!!!!!! First of all, that is going to be HILARIOUS, second of all, EVERYONE has been doing that storyline! Good greif... And she is very hormonal/nauseated/has a heightened sense of smell lol
Then Blaine sings an amazing song which I have never heard before (anyone know who it's by?) to a montage of Kurofsky going into his locker room at school, where everyone is staring at him, and someone has spray-painted 'fag' on his locker. He turns around and leaves with people pushing him and taunting him the whole way. This is where my tears started. We see him crying, reading hurtful things people have written on his facebook page, and eventually holding something (a belt?) while lying on his bed looking hurt and angry. At this point, I paused the video and texted my friends who had already seen it saying 'HOLY CRAP TELL MY KUROFSKY DOESN'T KILL HIMSELF!!!' but the bastards wouldn't tell me, just made me watch -.-
I would like to point out the irony that Kurofsky went from being a bully to being the bullied, and that even though he's so big and tough, apparently Kurt was actually the stronger one because he endured the same thing and never was driven to that point.
So anyway, Blaine keeps singing and Kurofsky dresses himself (this confused me) and then you see him look up at a railing and then step, slowly, onto a chair.... Commercial break. I actually screamed (even tho, this being online, it was like 2 commercials) and held my breath - then it comes back and Principal Figgins, Sue, Emma and Mr. Schue are sitting in the office talking about 'how theyre going to tell the students' and I didn't breathe again until Figgins said 'suicide ATTEMPTS like Kurofsky's' and I was still crying...
Then the God Squad are all sitting around praying for him and that was sad too (I realzed that John looks a lot like the guy from Avatar - literally, the blue Avatar) especially when Kurt came in and was really upset cos he felt like it was partly his fault, and Quinn doesn't have it nearly so bad as she says she does, it's not nearly as bad as him or Kurofsky's situation...
Then Rachel and Finn are talking about Regionals and Finn says he'll do it no matter what (which I found slightly disturbing...) and then Rachel says that life is too short and she wants to get married 'now'. Finn made me LMAO cos he said 'but i have gym...' And she says 'durh i mean this weekend after Regionals' and he goes 'ooohhhh ok'...
Santana & Britney and Blaine & Kurt confront Sebastian at the coffee shop (does he live there?) and he says he wants to apologize for everything, and he realized how wrong everything he was doing was (Good for Blaine, saying the apology didn't mean anything to him) and that they were going to donate proceeds (from what exactly?) to the Lady Gaga Born This Way foundation (aw good for them) and they were going to dedicate their performance to Dave Kurofsky (which was touching, but I found it kind of strange, since the Warblers didn't even know him... But whatever). I'm with Kurt on this one, I think Sebastian has something up his sleeve... But then they showed that he had actually picked on Kurofsky before, so he legitimately felt bad :( But wait there's still like 30 mins to go, there's going to be a twist.
Omg Rory has naver tasted peanut butter? Dude he's totally gonna be allergic to it, and then he'll have to go to the hospital and they'll be short a performer. Mr. Schue's little speech is kinda moving... and omg he considered suicide when he was in highschool that's so tragic! I want to cry :'( But he's ok now and they all look so sad... I think 90% of them have had something happen to them on the show that may have made weaker people consider ending their life. It's so sad.
I know I don't have many readers but if anybody out there is ever considering something as drastic as that, PLEASE get help. It will get better - do what Mr. Schue said and think of something big that you are looking forward to. I always do that when I have a tough day - even if it's something as little as the next episode of my fave TV shows :) We love you, don't go anywhere! (I'm tearing up writing that, and it's only a commercial break!)
Ok back to the show - I love that first song the Warblers are doing! We play that at work sometimes! And it's definitely suitable! And Finn said 'life's too short' so he was cheering his competition :) I love him, he's like an innocent child! I don't know the second one... But damn, when did Sebastian get so cute?! Maybe because he's not being evil... Hmm..
Now some random Catholic-school angel-type pretentious choir lol... Weird.
And Rachel and Finn annouce they're getting married sooner than expected, and they got mixed reactions (as expected)
Damn I hate this damn Nicki Minaj song!! BUT I love 'I belive I can fly'.. Torn emotions -.-
STRONGER!!!! I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!! And this song is perfect for the message of this episode! And Britney got a one-line solo! :) Although it totally sounded auto-tuned O.o
AGH IT'S JUST SO WONDERFUL!! (Did anyone else notice that Sue's tracksuit matched their outfits?)
I don't know this last song but I kinda like it... Altho it's a Rachel solo, so you know how I feel about that... And the Warblers are cheering them on, that's cute :) haha the guys are up in the balconies? Weird lol and why are Rachel's dads so enthused like theyre almost surprised how good she is haha didn't they raise her to be perfect?! And why does everyone act so excited to come in third... OUT OF THREE?! Aaaaaaand they won, shocking lol Blaine and Sebastian shake hands.. aw isn't that nice :P
Awwe Quinn's back on the Cheerios and she and Rachel are friends... I'm gonna miss her next year she really is a nice girl.
Kurt visits Kurofsky in the hospital and I start crying again... Poor guy his mom thinks he has a disease and should be cured, that's so rough :'( He's so alone I'm crying some more it's so sad! They should send him to Dalton! There are tons of happy gay guys there! And Kurt tries the 'picture the happy future' thing with him and I cry some more... And now they're friends :)
Will didn't know Sue was pregnant! And she tells him she wants to help them win at Nationals.. damn hormones hahah...
Lmao all the parents are against the marriage (shocking) and omg Jeff Goldblum is hilarious with his elaborate plan on how to prevent it hahaha love it... God her dress is kinda boring!
OMFG QUINN'S GOING TO GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT!!!! NEVER TEXT AND DRIVE KIDS!! AND AVOID TRACTORS!!! AND FOR CRIPES SAKE DON'T FORGET YOUR BRIDESMAID DRESS AT HOME!!! OMG everyone looks so cute (Yea I was gonna say it's bad luck for him to see her earlier...) OMG plot hole, when Rachel was typing 'where are you?' into her phone, you could see Quinn's 'I'm going home...' msg but NOT the one Rachel sent before saying 'HURRY!' :O I'm so clever haha... And now her dad is going to fake an epileptic seizure haha that was so funny
AND HOLY SHIT NOOOOOOO QUINN HIT BY TRUCK OMFG NOOOO DAMN YOU CLIFFHANGERS OMG NOOOOO WHEN THE HELL IS THIS COMING BACK I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG?! AND WE ALREADY KNOW SHE'S NOT COMING BACK NEXT YEAR, EVERYONE ASSUMED IT WAS COS SHE WAS GOING OFF TO YALE BUT SHE'S GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So we begin with Sebastian being an ass (again) and trying to blackmail them into dropping out (again), this time with naked pictures of Finn (which were Photoshopped). Good greif can someone just smack him?! Ohwait, Finn wants to lol... But that would get them disqualified.
Sue tells Quinn that SHE'S PREGNANT!!!!!!!!! First of all, that is going to be HILARIOUS, second of all, EVERYONE has been doing that storyline! Good greif... And she is very hormonal/nauseated/has a heightened sense of smell lol
Then Blaine sings an amazing song which I have never heard before (anyone know who it's by?) to a montage of Kurofsky going into his locker room at school, where everyone is staring at him, and someone has spray-painted 'fag' on his locker. He turns around and leaves with people pushing him and taunting him the whole way. This is where my tears started. We see him crying, reading hurtful things people have written on his facebook page, and eventually holding something (a belt?) while lying on his bed looking hurt and angry. At this point, I paused the video and texted my friends who had already seen it saying 'HOLY CRAP TELL MY KUROFSKY DOESN'T KILL HIMSELF!!!' but the bastards wouldn't tell me, just made me watch -.-
I would like to point out the irony that Kurofsky went from being a bully to being the bullied, and that even though he's so big and tough, apparently Kurt was actually the stronger one because he endured the same thing and never was driven to that point.
So anyway, Blaine keeps singing and Kurofsky dresses himself (this confused me) and then you see him look up at a railing and then step, slowly, onto a chair.... Commercial break. I actually screamed (even tho, this being online, it was like 2 commercials) and held my breath - then it comes back and Principal Figgins, Sue, Emma and Mr. Schue are sitting in the office talking about 'how theyre going to tell the students' and I didn't breathe again until Figgins said 'suicide ATTEMPTS like Kurofsky's' and I was still crying...
Then the God Squad are all sitting around praying for him and that was sad too (I realzed that John looks a lot like the guy from Avatar - literally, the blue Avatar) especially when Kurt came in and was really upset cos he felt like it was partly his fault, and Quinn doesn't have it nearly so bad as she says she does, it's not nearly as bad as him or Kurofsky's situation...
Then Rachel and Finn are talking about Regionals and Finn says he'll do it no matter what (which I found slightly disturbing...) and then Rachel says that life is too short and she wants to get married 'now'. Finn made me LMAO cos he said 'but i have gym...' And she says 'durh i mean this weekend after Regionals' and he goes 'ooohhhh ok'...
Santana & Britney and Blaine & Kurt confront Sebastian at the coffee shop (does he live there?) and he says he wants to apologize for everything, and he realized how wrong everything he was doing was (Good for Blaine, saying the apology didn't mean anything to him) and that they were going to donate proceeds (from what exactly?) to the Lady Gaga Born This Way foundation (aw good for them) and they were going to dedicate their performance to Dave Kurofsky (which was touching, but I found it kind of strange, since the Warblers didn't even know him... But whatever). I'm with Kurt on this one, I think Sebastian has something up his sleeve... But then they showed that he had actually picked on Kurofsky before, so he legitimately felt bad :( But wait there's still like 30 mins to go, there's going to be a twist.
Omg Rory has naver tasted peanut butter? Dude he's totally gonna be allergic to it, and then he'll have to go to the hospital and they'll be short a performer. Mr. Schue's little speech is kinda moving... and omg he considered suicide when he was in highschool that's so tragic! I want to cry :'( But he's ok now and they all look so sad... I think 90% of them have had something happen to them on the show that may have made weaker people consider ending their life. It's so sad.
I know I don't have many readers but if anybody out there is ever considering something as drastic as that, PLEASE get help. It will get better - do what Mr. Schue said and think of something big that you are looking forward to. I always do that when I have a tough day - even if it's something as little as the next episode of my fave TV shows :) We love you, don't go anywhere! (I'm tearing up writing that, and it's only a commercial break!)
Ok back to the show - I love that first song the Warblers are doing! We play that at work sometimes! And it's definitely suitable! And Finn said 'life's too short' so he was cheering his competition :) I love him, he's like an innocent child! I don't know the second one... But damn, when did Sebastian get so cute?! Maybe because he's not being evil... Hmm..
Now some random Catholic-school angel-type pretentious choir lol... Weird.
And Rachel and Finn annouce they're getting married sooner than expected, and they got mixed reactions (as expected)
Damn I hate this damn Nicki Minaj song!! BUT I love 'I belive I can fly'.. Torn emotions -.-
STRONGER!!!! I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!! And this song is perfect for the message of this episode! And Britney got a one-line solo! :) Although it totally sounded auto-tuned O.o
AGH IT'S JUST SO WONDERFUL!! (Did anyone else notice that Sue's tracksuit matched their outfits?)
I don't know this last song but I kinda like it... Altho it's a Rachel solo, so you know how I feel about that... And the Warblers are cheering them on, that's cute :) haha the guys are up in the balconies? Weird lol and why are Rachel's dads so enthused like theyre almost surprised how good she is haha didn't they raise her to be perfect?! And why does everyone act so excited to come in third... OUT OF THREE?! Aaaaaaand they won, shocking lol Blaine and Sebastian shake hands.. aw isn't that nice :P
Awwe Quinn's back on the Cheerios and she and Rachel are friends... I'm gonna miss her next year she really is a nice girl.
Kurt visits Kurofsky in the hospital and I start crying again... Poor guy his mom thinks he has a disease and should be cured, that's so rough :'( He's so alone I'm crying some more it's so sad! They should send him to Dalton! There are tons of happy gay guys there! And Kurt tries the 'picture the happy future' thing with him and I cry some more... And now they're friends :)
Will didn't know Sue was pregnant! And she tells him she wants to help them win at Nationals.. damn hormones hahah...
Lmao all the parents are against the marriage (shocking) and omg Jeff Goldblum is hilarious with his elaborate plan on how to prevent it hahaha love it... God her dress is kinda boring!
OMFG QUINN'S GOING TO GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT!!!! NEVER TEXT AND DRIVE KIDS!! AND AVOID TRACTORS!!! AND FOR CRIPES SAKE DON'T FORGET YOUR BRIDESMAID DRESS AT HOME!!! OMG everyone looks so cute (Yea I was gonna say it's bad luck for him to see her earlier...) OMG plot hole, when Rachel was typing 'where are you?' into her phone, you could see Quinn's 'I'm going home...' msg but NOT the one Rachel sent before saying 'HURRY!' :O I'm so clever haha... And now her dad is going to fake an epileptic seizure haha that was so funny
AND HOLY SHIT NOOOOOOO QUINN HIT BY TRUCK OMFG NOOOO DAMN YOU CLIFFHANGERS OMG NOOOOO WHEN THE HELL IS THIS COMING BACK I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG?! AND WE ALREADY KNOW SHE'S NOT COMING BACK NEXT YEAR, EVERYONE ASSUMED IT WAS COS SHE WAS GOING OFF TO YALE BUT SHE'S GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Saturday 18 February 2012
SNL - Maya Rudolph
I agree with the first sketch - Jeremy Lin puns are getting linsanely annoying -.-
I LOVE MAYA RUDOLPH!!! And she does the best Whitney Houston inpersonation, so I know they'll bring out that one, maybe a ghost of some sort lol... Her monologue was kinda awkward but HILARIOUS lol where did those background dancers come from?! And all that winking haha implying she slept with all the guy castmembers... EVEN STEPHAN HAHAHA and, awkwardly, Kristen... ok then haha those two are the funniest women ever (after the most incredible Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, of course..) OK scratch that, Kristen's repetitive characters get on my nerves a lot. I do love Maya though :)
OMG BRONX BEAT!!!!!! THEY BROUGHT BACK AMY POEHLER FOR THIS SKETCH!!!! Ew Hoarders is so gross... But I totally hate chewing gum so those girls chomping is really grossing me out >.< AND OMG I think she's making herself laugh!!! (Maya that is) haha YES IMPROV!!! haha 'TMI Jody, Too Much Ick' teehee I should start using that... Lol their guests are random crew guys cos the real guests fell through... AND OMFG THATS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!!!!! (With Andy Samberg) HOLY CRAP SO MANY GUESTS IN ONE SKETCH!!! Aaand disgusting jokes but I'm laughing at the same time lmao!
Haha Maya Angelou pranks lol I don't rly understand this but it's funny cos of all the voices and sound effects hahah
Side note: why the hell would they want Lindsay Lohan on that show?! What the hell has she done recently? And do they really expect her to behave herself?
LOL Beyonce and Jay-Z and their baby.. This is funny cos she's making fun of how dramatic they talk about the kid haha 'I asked did I have a booyyyy? he said 'No, you had a single lady'' HAHA LL Cool 'Clearly it's a fancy day, Cos i'm wearing my formal cap' haha its so true! And Fred Armisen as Prince was hilarious XD And Andy as the deadpan butler announcing all the guests was epic cos everything was rediculously funny... I can't believe how old Maya is, she's still so gorgeous! OMG JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AGAIN!!! I don't understand why both his characters today are balding... I HOPE THIS IS NOT FORSHADOWING! O.O
OK i'm actually watching this live, rather than online so I acually am getting to see the musical act... I've never heard of them before and they're weird so I'm changing the channel...
Weekend Update time!! Let's see what my boy Seth has up for us tonight! I love the part about the birth control debate hearing not containing any women... because it was held in the Congressional treehouse ('no girls' sign) OMG REALLY WITH SETH AND AMY!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!! REALLY?! I love Amy haha I wish she was back :( 'yea yea I'll stick around and tell some jokes' haha yay! Shakira's hips don't lie being brought into things hahah so awesome... And I love how they turn to face different cameras, very obviously lol.... 'police broke up a drug smuggling ring this week, causing most New Yorkers to shrug and call their other guy' LMAO
Commercial time, I wanna see that Wanderlust movie!!! Partly cos of Paul Rudd haha (LOVE him) and partly cos of this exchange Wife (who is in a tree and really high): I believe I can fly!
Husband (Paul): If you're going to get literal with an R Kelley song, why not Trapped in the Closet?
Teehee I love him :)
'WHAT'S UP WITH THAT' OMG I LOVE THIS BITTT!!!!!!!! Lindsey Buckingham is still in that chair... And the same outfit lol does he ever leave? They should rly start interviewing him first hahah... Andy Samberg in short-shorts, me gusta teehee ;D And LMAO Jason Sudekis' random man doing the running man haha... Yes it's song time yet again hahah do they ever tell these legit guests that he's gonna interrupt their interviews and just start singing? What the hell is Maya wearing?? And what is she saying haha I am so confused but thats why it's so awesome :P You can tell Jason's getting tired hahah and Deondre fell asleep during the trailers at The Vow lol and he confused Bill O'Reilly and (shocking!) forgot to do Lindsey's interview hahaha but it's ok XD love them <3
I am so confused by this next sketch with the game show that makes no sense... She guessed 'Beef' but the answer was actually 'nine'? What the hell was the question?? And there are two weird European models (Kristen and Maya) who are cracking themselves up as they show her everything that she didn't win hahaha wtf?
OK what is this about the Obama show lol they're making a fake-sitcom? lol clearly he sounds like Bill Cosby on purpose haha... Theyre talking about hoagies... And Amy Poehler's back as Hillary Clinton lol :)
Weird singer-girl is back, and you can barely hear her over the other instruments and stuff.. Maybe that's the point? They're supposed to be edgy? Whatever.
Next sketch is about Obama's approval rating among black voters... I feel racist commenting on this haha but it's pretty funny, especially how stiff Maya's character is haha Obama would only maybe come close to losing her vote only if he cheated with Ke$ha lol not Jennifer Hudson, J Lo, Oprah or Kim Kardashian hahaha... And not even if he was arrested for killing Tupac lmao...
Maya loves that place.. And it clearly loves her :)
WHAT'S THIS?! NO WHITNEY!!! I'm sad now, they had a rly good opportunity.. but I guess it was too soon :/
I LOVE MAYA RUDOLPH!!! And she does the best Whitney Houston inpersonation, so I know they'll bring out that one, maybe a ghost of some sort lol... Her monologue was kinda awkward but HILARIOUS lol where did those background dancers come from?! And all that winking haha implying she slept with all the guy castmembers... EVEN STEPHAN HAHAHA and, awkwardly, Kristen... ok then haha those two are the funniest women ever (after the most incredible Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, of course..) OK scratch that, Kristen's repetitive characters get on my nerves a lot. I do love Maya though :)
OMG BRONX BEAT!!!!!! THEY BROUGHT BACK AMY POEHLER FOR THIS SKETCH!!!! Ew Hoarders is so gross... But I totally hate chewing gum so those girls chomping is really grossing me out >.< AND OMG I think she's making herself laugh!!! (Maya that is) haha YES IMPROV!!! haha 'TMI Jody, Too Much Ick' teehee I should start using that... Lol their guests are random crew guys cos the real guests fell through... AND OMFG THATS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!!!!! (With Andy Samberg) HOLY CRAP SO MANY GUESTS IN ONE SKETCH!!! Aaand disgusting jokes but I'm laughing at the same time lmao!
Haha Maya Angelou pranks lol I don't rly understand this but it's funny cos of all the voices and sound effects hahah
Side note: why the hell would they want Lindsay Lohan on that show?! What the hell has she done recently? And do they really expect her to behave herself?
LOL Beyonce and Jay-Z and their baby.. This is funny cos she's making fun of how dramatic they talk about the kid haha 'I asked did I have a booyyyy? he said 'No, you had a single lady'' HAHA LL Cool 'Clearly it's a fancy day, Cos i'm wearing my formal cap' haha its so true! And Fred Armisen as Prince was hilarious XD And Andy as the deadpan butler announcing all the guests was epic cos everything was rediculously funny... I can't believe how old Maya is, she's still so gorgeous! OMG JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AGAIN!!! I don't understand why both his characters today are balding... I HOPE THIS IS NOT FORSHADOWING! O.O
OK i'm actually watching this live, rather than online so I acually am getting to see the musical act... I've never heard of them before and they're weird so I'm changing the channel...
Weekend Update time!! Let's see what my boy Seth has up for us tonight! I love the part about the birth control debate hearing not containing any women... because it was held in the Congressional treehouse ('no girls' sign) OMG REALLY WITH SETH AND AMY!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!! REALLY?! I love Amy haha I wish she was back :( 'yea yea I'll stick around and tell some jokes' haha yay! Shakira's hips don't lie being brought into things hahah so awesome... And I love how they turn to face different cameras, very obviously lol.... 'police broke up a drug smuggling ring this week, causing most New Yorkers to shrug and call their other guy' LMAO
Commercial time, I wanna see that Wanderlust movie!!! Partly cos of Paul Rudd haha (LOVE him) and partly cos of this exchange Wife (who is in a tree and really high): I believe I can fly!
Husband (Paul): If you're going to get literal with an R Kelley song, why not Trapped in the Closet?
Teehee I love him :)
'WHAT'S UP WITH THAT' OMG I LOVE THIS BITTT!!!!!!!! Lindsey Buckingham is still in that chair... And the same outfit lol does he ever leave? They should rly start interviewing him first hahah... Andy Samberg in short-shorts, me gusta teehee ;D And LMAO Jason Sudekis' random man doing the running man haha... Yes it's song time yet again hahah do they ever tell these legit guests that he's gonna interrupt their interviews and just start singing? What the hell is Maya wearing?? And what is she saying haha I am so confused but thats why it's so awesome :P You can tell Jason's getting tired hahah and Deondre fell asleep during the trailers at The Vow lol and he confused Bill O'Reilly and (shocking!) forgot to do Lindsey's interview hahaha but it's ok XD love them <3
I am so confused by this next sketch with the game show that makes no sense... She guessed 'Beef' but the answer was actually 'nine'? What the hell was the question?? And there are two weird European models (Kristen and Maya) who are cracking themselves up as they show her everything that she didn't win hahaha wtf?
OK what is this about the Obama show lol they're making a fake-sitcom? lol clearly he sounds like Bill Cosby on purpose haha... Theyre talking about hoagies... And Amy Poehler's back as Hillary Clinton lol :)
Weird singer-girl is back, and you can barely hear her over the other instruments and stuff.. Maybe that's the point? They're supposed to be edgy? Whatever.
Next sketch is about Obama's approval rating among black voters... I feel racist commenting on this haha but it's pretty funny, especially how stiff Maya's character is haha Obama would only maybe come close to losing her vote only if he cheated with Ke$ha lol not Jennifer Hudson, J Lo, Oprah or Kim Kardashian hahaha... And not even if he was arrested for killing Tupac lmao...
Maya loves that place.. And it clearly loves her :)
WHAT'S THIS?! NO WHITNEY!!! I'm sad now, they had a rly good opportunity.. but I guess it was too soon :/
Friday 17 February 2012
Big Bang Theory - 'The Rothman Disintegration'
I missed this episode because I was at work, and my dad kept going on about how much he loved it, so I am heading in with high expectations! Let's see how this goes...
Sheldon's hair looks different... lmao 'Dibs'... OMG KRIPKE!!!!!! Ahaha Sheldon's a hypocrite I love it! And Raj's line about hats being distinguished made me LOL... But seriously, any episode where Kripke shows up is made 100x better by that fact alone, expecially considering he can't pronounce his own name XD
Awe Amy is such a dork but totally means well and that giant painting of her and Penny is a tad creepy, but again with the good intention lol... Next time someone gives me something I don't like, I'm just gonna say 'wow' a buncha times... It is a pretty flattering portrait of Penny tho, notsomuch of Amy haha
Oh God they're talking to Seibert while he's trying to pee -.- I want to die with 1) laughter 2) disgust (in that order) LMFAO SHELDON HAS A 'SPOT' IN THE BATHROOM!!!
'I paid 25$ to a kid on eBay for a hand-crafted Harry Potter wand, and he sent me a stick!' OMG THATS HILARIOUS! (But it's numbered, meaning it's limited edition, so that's ok...)
Sheldon wants to compromise with Kripke.. And if that doesn't work, poison his tea LOL... 'How about I take Rothman's office, and you find a way to be ok with that' (Kripke suggests the opposite, except in his version, Sheldon should go 'suck a wemon') hehe this is a good one... THEY BROUGHT BACK ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, LIZARD, SPOCK!! I ADORE SHELDON JUST FOR EXPLAINING THIS!!! AND BECAUSE HE SAID 'WE HAVE REACHED AN IMPASSE'!!!!! That line always reminds me of The Princess Bride :)
But theyre both equally bad at sports, why am I not surprised?? This is like the episode where Raj and Howard tried to wrestle and never actually touched each other! I love how Leonard is always the referee in competitions like this, I wonder how he would do at any of these things?
LMFAO Amy wasnt allowed to watch 'Grease' cos it mightve encouraged her to join a gang XD I don't see what Bernadette was saying about it looking like a transvestive Penny... Poor Amy :(
LMAO Professor Rothman was still in the office, thinking he was invisible hahah
HAHAHAHAHA 'the painting is a constant reminder that of the 3 of us, Bernadette is the least cool!'
Of course birds being out of tune with windchimes would piss Sheldon off... And his new office isn't all that great! Raise your hand if you are surprised by that... Nobody? Thought so. LMAO I love that hole in the wall... And nobody knows why it's there!
I give this episode 5 of the 5 possible hand positions in rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Just for bringing that back, but everything else was epic!!)
Sheldon's hair looks different... lmao 'Dibs'... OMG KRIPKE!!!!!! Ahaha Sheldon's a hypocrite I love it! And Raj's line about hats being distinguished made me LOL... But seriously, any episode where Kripke shows up is made 100x better by that fact alone, expecially considering he can't pronounce his own name XD
Awe Amy is such a dork but totally means well and that giant painting of her and Penny is a tad creepy, but again with the good intention lol... Next time someone gives me something I don't like, I'm just gonna say 'wow' a buncha times... It is a pretty flattering portrait of Penny tho, notsomuch of Amy haha
Oh God they're talking to Seibert while he's trying to pee -.- I want to die with 1) laughter 2) disgust (in that order) LMFAO SHELDON HAS A 'SPOT' IN THE BATHROOM!!!
'I paid 25$ to a kid on eBay for a hand-crafted Harry Potter wand, and he sent me a stick!' OMG THATS HILARIOUS! (But it's numbered, meaning it's limited edition, so that's ok...)
Sheldon wants to compromise with Kripke.. And if that doesn't work, poison his tea LOL... 'How about I take Rothman's office, and you find a way to be ok with that' (Kripke suggests the opposite, except in his version, Sheldon should go 'suck a wemon') hehe this is a good one... THEY BROUGHT BACK ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, LIZARD, SPOCK!! I ADORE SHELDON JUST FOR EXPLAINING THIS!!! AND BECAUSE HE SAID 'WE HAVE REACHED AN IMPASSE'!!!!! That line always reminds me of The Princess Bride :)
But theyre both equally bad at sports, why am I not surprised?? This is like the episode where Raj and Howard tried to wrestle and never actually touched each other! I love how Leonard is always the referee in competitions like this, I wonder how he would do at any of these things?
LMFAO Amy wasnt allowed to watch 'Grease' cos it mightve encouraged her to join a gang XD I don't see what Bernadette was saying about it looking like a transvestive Penny... Poor Amy :(
LMAO Professor Rothman was still in the office, thinking he was invisible hahah
HAHAHAHAHA 'the painting is a constant reminder that of the 3 of us, Bernadette is the least cool!'
Of course birds being out of tune with windchimes would piss Sheldon off... And his new office isn't all that great! Raise your hand if you are surprised by that... Nobody? Thought so. LMAO I love that hole in the wall... And nobody knows why it's there!
I give this episode 5 of the 5 possible hand positions in rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Just for bringing that back, but everything else was epic!!)
Glee - 'Heart'
This episode was adorable but simultaneously made me lonely -.- (Thank you, Valentine's day!) I hate Rachel still, but I loved her dads... And how they tried to use reverse psychology on her and Finn haha genius!! AND they kept bickering over Tony Danza, I hope these guys are around a lot, because they are a riot!
They finally announced their engagement to the glee club haha and the majority of them were like 'ummm thats a bad idea' lol I think it's rediculous... I went to highschool with a girl who came back to our Octrober graduation and was engaged (I don't know if she knew him before going to university, but I still think it's really weird, at that point in your life you are in no place to make a huge decision like that!)
LMAO Rory and Artie competing for Sugar lol... Stuffed puppy! Real puppy! I thought Sugar had turned down Artie before, cos he was 'crippled' or something... NO! She said 'It's not because you're disabled, it's because I'm abled.' Lol why does he suddenly have a chance with her?
Mike sang! That dude is on a roll :)
I never really liked the song 'let me love you' but Artie was so cute lol and he made it sound good! And all the guys danced, I'm a total sucker for that haha
The God Squad is making me cringe, cos we actually have a 'God Squad' at my highschool haha it's lame I know -.- And I love the new guy, he's slightly creepy-looking but he's such a hippie it's cute! He belongs in a production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat (which I love listening to but really hate typing...) They did Stereo Hearts!!! OMG that made me so happy, cos one of my guy friends always sings that song randomly, and he loves Glee, so then the two were combined!
'Home' made me cry, I originally didn't like that song when I first heard the original Micheal Bublé version, but it has grown on me (as has he, of course!) and I think he's lying about the visa-revoked thing, he just wanted pity from Sugar!
Mercedes and Sam belong together! I loved his 'statue of St. Valentine, well its actually just a statue of one of the 3 wisemen that I painted red' but she clearly feels so guilty about kissing Sam behind Shane's back, and Shane cried in that montage, that was so sad :(
I loved her rendition of 'I will always love you' and that was such a bizarre coincidence, cos it was 3 days after Whitney Houston's death, and that makes 3 random Whitney coincidences - 1) her movie 'the Bodyguard' was (already planned) on TV Sunday night after her death Saturday, 2) I found out (Saturday night) that the next week's episode of SNL would be hosted by Maya Rudolph, an incredible comedian who has always done the best Whitney Houston impersonation ('I'm gonna get you, Bobby Brown!') so you just know they're going to do something about that... And now 3) the first ever Whitney song on Glee, recorded over a month prior. STRANGE!
OMG KUROFSKY'S BACK?! And he's in love with Kurt?! That's bizarre, but so sweet at the same time :) Poor guy though, Kurt turns him down, and then he gets 'outed' by a guy from his school (who played Beaver on Greek!)
Annnnd finally, the moment we were all waiting for... Sugar's party! At Breadsticks! (Seriously, is that the only restaurant in that town??) And Blaine's back! And awe John was fine with singing to a gay couple and said 'love's love, man' I found that adorable :) They all sing 'Love Shack' and are happy THE END
I give it 4 out of 5 dateless Emilys sitting at home eating icecream watching Glee on Valentine's Day ;)
They finally announced their engagement to the glee club haha and the majority of them were like 'ummm thats a bad idea' lol I think it's rediculous... I went to highschool with a girl who came back to our Octrober graduation and was engaged (I don't know if she knew him before going to university, but I still think it's really weird, at that point in your life you are in no place to make a huge decision like that!)
LMAO Rory and Artie competing for Sugar lol... Stuffed puppy! Real puppy! I thought Sugar had turned down Artie before, cos he was 'crippled' or something... NO! She said 'It's not because you're disabled, it's because I'm abled.' Lol why does he suddenly have a chance with her?
Mike sang! That dude is on a roll :)
I never really liked the song 'let me love you' but Artie was so cute lol and he made it sound good! And all the guys danced, I'm a total sucker for that haha
The God Squad is making me cringe, cos we actually have a 'God Squad' at my highschool haha it's lame I know -.- And I love the new guy, he's slightly creepy-looking but he's such a hippie it's cute! He belongs in a production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat (which I love listening to but really hate typing...) They did Stereo Hearts!!! OMG that made me so happy, cos one of my guy friends always sings that song randomly, and he loves Glee, so then the two were combined!
'Home' made me cry, I originally didn't like that song when I first heard the original Micheal Bublé version, but it has grown on me (as has he, of course!) and I think he's lying about the visa-revoked thing, he just wanted pity from Sugar!
Mercedes and Sam belong together! I loved his 'statue of St. Valentine, well its actually just a statue of one of the 3 wisemen that I painted red' but she clearly feels so guilty about kissing Sam behind Shane's back, and Shane cried in that montage, that was so sad :(
I loved her rendition of 'I will always love you' and that was such a bizarre coincidence, cos it was 3 days after Whitney Houston's death, and that makes 3 random Whitney coincidences - 1) her movie 'the Bodyguard' was (already planned) on TV Sunday night after her death Saturday, 2) I found out (Saturday night) that the next week's episode of SNL would be hosted by Maya Rudolph, an incredible comedian who has always done the best Whitney Houston impersonation ('I'm gonna get you, Bobby Brown!') so you just know they're going to do something about that... And now 3) the first ever Whitney song on Glee, recorded over a month prior. STRANGE!
OMG KUROFSKY'S BACK?! And he's in love with Kurt?! That's bizarre, but so sweet at the same time :) Poor guy though, Kurt turns him down, and then he gets 'outed' by a guy from his school (who played Beaver on Greek!)
Annnnd finally, the moment we were all waiting for... Sugar's party! At Breadsticks! (Seriously, is that the only restaurant in that town??) And Blaine's back! And awe John was fine with singing to a gay couple and said 'love's love, man' I found that adorable :) They all sing 'Love Shack' and are happy THE END
I give it 4 out of 5 dateless Emilys sitting at home eating icecream watching Glee on Valentine's Day ;)
CSI: Miami 'Terminal Velocity'
I'm pretty sure, on all 3 CSIs combined, we've seen every possible way to kill someone falling out of the air... Although I've never seen one involving acid before!
And Horatio left the other guy in a tree 'Now I will know where to find you' AHAHA I laughed so hard at that one, definitely one of my fave sunglasses-leads-to-scream lines in a while :P
The idea of donor fathers and kids finding their half-siblings through an online registry has always fascinated me - I read about something like that in a magazine a few years back and it stunned me.
Ok, the whole twin-thing was kinda ruined (accidentally) because I went onto IMDb to verify if the first twin was played by the guy who played Sebastian on Glee (he was) and it listed two characters after his name. That, plus the whole It's his DNA-but he has a solid alibi thing led me to conclude twins! I've never seen him with dark hair before, and I never realised how cute he was! Must be hard to notice when he's playing a total jerk and is never seen wearing street clothes.
And then - the second one's mom (the surrogate) is played by the lady who plays Finn's mom from Glee!!! Reunion? Ithinkso!!!
Wow and it's so complicated how so many people wanted/tried to kill him but only 1 actually succeeded lol.
The one kid was dying and then Natalia put them in the van together so the other one could consider donating him his liver, aww that's so sweet and sad... But how could they possibly live in the same city and never run across someone who knew both of them?! Plot hole...
This episode was kind of sad but mostly interesting, I give it 96 out of 100 donor kids (the ones they didn't interview haha)
And Horatio left the other guy in a tree 'Now I will know where to find you' AHAHA I laughed so hard at that one, definitely one of my fave sunglasses-leads-to-scream lines in a while :P
The idea of donor fathers and kids finding their half-siblings through an online registry has always fascinated me - I read about something like that in a magazine a few years back and it stunned me.
Ok, the whole twin-thing was kinda ruined (accidentally) because I went onto IMDb to verify if the first twin was played by the guy who played Sebastian on Glee (he was) and it listed two characters after his name. That, plus the whole It's his DNA-but he has a solid alibi thing led me to conclude twins! I've never seen him with dark hair before, and I never realised how cute he was! Must be hard to notice when he's playing a total jerk and is never seen wearing street clothes.
And then - the second one's mom (the surrogate) is played by the lady who plays Finn's mom from Glee!!! Reunion? Ithinkso!!!
Wow and it's so complicated how so many people wanted/tried to kill him but only 1 actually succeeded lol.
The one kid was dying and then Natalia put them in the van together so the other one could consider donating him his liver, aww that's so sweet and sad... But how could they possibly live in the same city and never run across someone who knew both of them?! Plot hole...
This episode was kind of sad but mostly interesting, I give it 96 out of 100 donor kids (the ones they didn't interview haha)
CSI: Miami 'Friendly Fire'
This episode was sad. And worrisome. And a tad conspiray-theory-esque.
The millionaire guy looked familiar at the beginning, but really depressing once you saw him beign degrraded by the cancer :(
I loved the argument Wolfe and Walter had with Calleigh about the wall-TV, but it was kinda obvious the way Walter said 'TV on' that that was what was going to happen haha...
Of course the hippies turned vandalists... And the one was screaming about corporate greed... (Lol Natalia later found out she was a trust-fund kid, 'hypocrite' is right).
The guns scared me shitless. There is no hiding from those things!!
The firefight at the bank was really scary, I kept expecting someone important (particularily the pretty lab girl-turned-detective) to get shot! And what the hell, there were originally 2 shooters with a gun each, the one got hit in the face and killed cos the weapon backfired, but where did the other guy go??!!!
Of course the ex-bestfriend turned out to be the killer, Stone promised it wouldn't get linked back to him but it totally did! And why didn't he just send the video to the police department in the first place?! What if hippie-chick had just thrown out the letter since it was a 'form' letter? But I agree with Calleigh that at first Ryan seemed like he had been watching too many spy movies haha... Intense! That dude's such a genius. Altho, video content aside, it seemed like the paranoid ramblings of a crazy dying man. It was terribly admirable of him to give his own life to save the lives of others from the faulty weapons. (Why does Horatio always get to stand in the middle of the road so dramatically to stop criminals?)
All in all, it was a tad depressing, but it also was fascinating to see those freaky weapons. Also it was
I will give it 2 (the ones used in the robbery) out of 3 smart-bullet guns overall
The millionaire guy looked familiar at the beginning, but really depressing once you saw him beign degrraded by the cancer :(
I loved the argument Wolfe and Walter had with Calleigh about the wall-TV, but it was kinda obvious the way Walter said 'TV on' that that was what was going to happen haha...
Of course the hippies turned vandalists... And the one was screaming about corporate greed... (Lol Natalia later found out she was a trust-fund kid, 'hypocrite' is right).
The guns scared me shitless. There is no hiding from those things!!
The firefight at the bank was really scary, I kept expecting someone important (particularily the pretty lab girl-turned-detective) to get shot! And what the hell, there were originally 2 shooters with a gun each, the one got hit in the face and killed cos the weapon backfired, but where did the other guy go??!!!
Of course the ex-bestfriend turned out to be the killer, Stone promised it wouldn't get linked back to him but it totally did! And why didn't he just send the video to the police department in the first place?! What if hippie-chick had just thrown out the letter since it was a 'form' letter? But I agree with Calleigh that at first Ryan seemed like he had been watching too many spy movies haha... Intense! That dude's such a genius. Altho, video content aside, it seemed like the paranoid ramblings of a crazy dying man. It was terribly admirable of him to give his own life to save the lives of others from the faulty weapons. (Why does Horatio always get to stand in the middle of the road so dramatically to stop criminals?)
All in all, it was a tad depressing, but it also was fascinating to see those freaky weapons. Also it was
I will give it 2 (the ones used in the robbery) out of 3 smart-bullet guns overall
CSI 'Seeing Red'
I definitely did not realize that Wes kid was played by Jesse McCartney, until I looked at IMDb O.o
The part at the beginning with the car driving uncontrollably down the street scared me so badly, I thought he was gonna hit Nick and Morgan! And then I knew the car was gonna blow up so I was freaking out, hoping they got out of there in time!
Blah blah, hospital, he's got a pretty bad head would, needs surgery, etc... Nick flirts with a pretty lady-nurse lol how old is that guy now? Gotta be around 40, but he's still so adorable!
Ok now we move on to all the blood, and D.B. says he's gona bring in an expert.. Gee I wonder if that could possibly be Elisabeth Shue?? Considering I follow CSI on Facebook and Twitter, and she's all they can talk about for the past couple weeks?? Doesn't take a PhD...
Anywho, he finds her doing a mock-crimescene, which was pretty entertaining actually cos he knew the answer to her puzzle and the CSI guys she was training were totally clueless (Side note: the one guy she was training? The readhead? He was on Greek)
So he asks her to help, she says 'maybe' and later.. She shows up in his office! (Now, if that were Grissom, I have a feeling he would freak out about someone sitting in his chair, but I digress) She agrees to help, and he goes 'great I've already arranged everything' since of course, he knew she'd want to help.. And I don't understand, he calls her Jules, but her real name is Finn?? Where the hell did that come from, then?? She says she wants the best DNA person they've got, and I practically yelled at the screen 'GREG!! THAT MEANS GREG!!' Gosh, I love that man.. And he hasn't gotten nearly enough screen time or storylines since he lost the hedgehog-hairdo and started going out in the feild, lol. And she asks 'do you guys have a dummy?' I was thinking 'do they? What kind of crazy question is that??' (Besides, they could always use Hodges LOL I'm kidding, he is very smart)
The blood spatter analysis was actually very fascinating, I loved all the layers of paper she used to show all the sources of blood... And yes, at this point, I would have recognized Jesse McCartney (I just remembered, he did a guest stint on Greek, too... Some sort of reunion?) from the pictures, I guess the bandages around his head made him look weird.
Long story short, McCartney is the killer (I woulda preferred it to be the dad, like Nick said, he isn't exactly Mr. Warmth) but the ex-con was just trying to protect his sister (unsuccessfully...) and I still don't understand why he shot Vicky, too... But whatever.
Out of the 3 dented/wrecked cars in this episode, I give it 2, cos the ending was sad and there was too much buildup of 'we gotta find these people' and then they're dead anyway! But I did like Elisabeth Shue, and I would like to personally welcome her to the CSI family :) (even though there will NEVER be another Catherine)
The part at the beginning with the car driving uncontrollably down the street scared me so badly, I thought he was gonna hit Nick and Morgan! And then I knew the car was gonna blow up so I was freaking out, hoping they got out of there in time!
Blah blah, hospital, he's got a pretty bad head would, needs surgery, etc... Nick flirts with a pretty lady-nurse lol how old is that guy now? Gotta be around 40, but he's still so adorable!
Ok now we move on to all the blood, and D.B. says he's gona bring in an expert.. Gee I wonder if that could possibly be Elisabeth Shue?? Considering I follow CSI on Facebook and Twitter, and she's all they can talk about for the past couple weeks?? Doesn't take a PhD...
Anywho, he finds her doing a mock-crimescene, which was pretty entertaining actually cos he knew the answer to her puzzle and the CSI guys she was training were totally clueless (Side note: the one guy she was training? The readhead? He was on Greek)
So he asks her to help, she says 'maybe' and later.. She shows up in his office! (Now, if that were Grissom, I have a feeling he would freak out about someone sitting in his chair, but I digress) She agrees to help, and he goes 'great I've already arranged everything' since of course, he knew she'd want to help.. And I don't understand, he calls her Jules, but her real name is Finn?? Where the hell did that come from, then?? She says she wants the best DNA person they've got, and I practically yelled at the screen 'GREG!! THAT MEANS GREG!!' Gosh, I love that man.. And he hasn't gotten nearly enough screen time or storylines since he lost the hedgehog-hairdo and started going out in the feild, lol. And she asks 'do you guys have a dummy?' I was thinking 'do they? What kind of crazy question is that??' (Besides, they could always use Hodges LOL I'm kidding, he is very smart)
The blood spatter analysis was actually very fascinating, I loved all the layers of paper she used to show all the sources of blood... And yes, at this point, I would have recognized Jesse McCartney (I just remembered, he did a guest stint on Greek, too... Some sort of reunion?) from the pictures, I guess the bandages around his head made him look weird.
Long story short, McCartney is the killer (I woulda preferred it to be the dad, like Nick said, he isn't exactly Mr. Warmth) but the ex-con was just trying to protect his sister (unsuccessfully...) and I still don't understand why he shot Vicky, too... But whatever.
Out of the 3 dented/wrecked cars in this episode, I give it 2, cos the ending was sad and there was too much buildup of 'we gotta find these people' and then they're dead anyway! But I did like Elisabeth Shue, and I would like to personally welcome her to the CSI family :) (even though there will NEVER be another Catherine)
CSI 'Tressed to Kill'
Ok this episode was incredibly creepy and worthy of Criminal Minds!
I feel bad for all those girls whose hair was randomly cut, I mean how creepy and disturbing is that?! The one said she felt 'violated' and I don't blame her :/
Of course, I feel worse for the dead girls lol... That was so disturbing, how he cut out the first one's eyes and then blinded the others! They never actually adressed that part though, why did he do that?!
I totally suspected the evil/creepy hairdresser, but of course everyone did lol that was the point.. Then I suspected the son, the doctor was completely out of left feild.. And those dresses totally look like stuff we have at my work! Weird, I guess Mrs. Kemp was right when she said 'my style never goes out of style'.
The girl, Paula, that D.B. formed a bond with and who then died looked so familiar, apparently she was on another episode waay back when, playing a totally different character.. And on an episode of CSI: Miami, but I dunno. It was just strange haha.
I felt bad for D.B. when Paula was killed, and then he called Catherine I kinda wanted to cry.. Must have been how Nick felt when that girl played by Taylor Swift was killed... That one made me cry so much, especially seeing him cry :(
Besically, this episode was incredibly freaky, I give it 9 out of 10 pairs of scissors for all the suspense. And from now on, when I leave the house, I'm wearing a hat.
I feel bad for all those girls whose hair was randomly cut, I mean how creepy and disturbing is that?! The one said she felt 'violated' and I don't blame her :/
Of course, I feel worse for the dead girls lol... That was so disturbing, how he cut out the first one's eyes and then blinded the others! They never actually adressed that part though, why did he do that?!
I totally suspected the evil/creepy hairdresser, but of course everyone did lol that was the point.. Then I suspected the son, the doctor was completely out of left feild.. And those dresses totally look like stuff we have at my work! Weird, I guess Mrs. Kemp was right when she said 'my style never goes out of style'.
The girl, Paula, that D.B. formed a bond with and who then died looked so familiar, apparently she was on another episode waay back when, playing a totally different character.. And on an episode of CSI: Miami, but I dunno. It was just strange haha.
I felt bad for D.B. when Paula was killed, and then he called Catherine I kinda wanted to cry.. Must have been how Nick felt when that girl played by Taylor Swift was killed... That one made me cry so much, especially seeing him cry :(
Besically, this episode was incredibly freaky, I give it 9 out of 10 pairs of scissors for all the suspense. And from now on, when I leave the house, I'm wearing a hat.
How I Met Your Mother 'The Drunk Train'
First of all, I'm loving this game they're playing about 'top ten things Lily/Marshall said on their wedding night' haha it's hilarious :P
Second, good for that girl at the club telling Barney off and knowing all his tricks (and lol Ted 'Goat cheese? Thats fascinating!')
Third, I love Josh Radnor but there is no way he could pass for 18... Remember that episode of Friends where Joey tried to look 19? With the hat and the low pants... 'Sup with the Playstation. That is wack. Sup with the wack Playstation, sup?'
Haha and I love Barney's obsession with the Drunk Train haha
I thought Marshall's mom liked Lily?? Weird... But she kinda sounds like Tina Fey's Sarah Palin voice XD
HOLY SHITBALLS KEVIN/KUMAR IS PROPOSING TO ROBIN??!! OMG OMG I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING!!! And she's gonna say no and ruin it -.- Wait she's not saying anything?? This sounds like Rachel and Finn on Glee... Stupid.
OMG this girl knows Barney to a T... 'Do you practice the Dark Arts?' haha she's a mind-reader! OMG GLEE REFERENCE!! See the above paragraph for why that's insanely funny ^ LMFAO 'Epic-dary.. Wait that's not right, god I hate this Quinn girl!' LMAO another Glee similarity...And of course, Ted thinks he's better than everybody on the train... Why do they all sound like they belong on Jersey Shore??
I love Marshall and Lily I want best friends like them haha making awkward marriage references!
Barney didn't go to MIT.. Or did he?! WHO IS HE?!
OMFREAKINGG KEVIN IS SO CUTE WHEN HE LOOKED AT HER AND ASKED HER AGAIN TO MARRY HIM AND SHE SAID YES AND OMG IT'S SO WONDERFUL!!
Awe haha they need to get drunk, it's not Ted's first word-search lol...
Why the hell does Robin really not want kids?! Especially since she can't have them it's a moot point anyway!
Barney doesn't like Quinn... YEAH RIGHT lol he never even remembers anyone's name!!
And now Kevin and Robin aren't sure -.- Saw that one coming!
And Barney ditched the slutty girl! O.o LMAO what?
He un-proposed, damnit Kumar... And Robin comeon, you kept pushing and stressing it! He wanted to-WAIT WHAT THE HELL TED LOVES HER NOW?!?! OMG THATS HUGE! In fact, ENORMOUS!!!
And ahahahahaha Quinn's a stripper, but Barney doesn't recognize her! That's hilarious (but sadly, not terribly surprising lol)
This was a good episode! I give it 8 points out of 10 (since we're keeping score but pretending not to...)
Second, good for that girl at the club telling Barney off and knowing all his tricks (and lol Ted 'Goat cheese? Thats fascinating!')
Third, I love Josh Radnor but there is no way he could pass for 18... Remember that episode of Friends where Joey tried to look 19? With the hat and the low pants... 'Sup with the Playstation. That is wack. Sup with the wack Playstation, sup?'
Haha and I love Barney's obsession with the Drunk Train haha
I thought Marshall's mom liked Lily?? Weird... But she kinda sounds like Tina Fey's Sarah Palin voice XD
HOLY SHITBALLS KEVIN/KUMAR IS PROPOSING TO ROBIN??!! OMG OMG I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING!!! And she's gonna say no and ruin it -.- Wait she's not saying anything?? This sounds like Rachel and Finn on Glee... Stupid.
OMG this girl knows Barney to a T... 'Do you practice the Dark Arts?' haha she's a mind-reader! OMG GLEE REFERENCE!! See the above paragraph for why that's insanely funny ^ LMFAO 'Epic-dary.. Wait that's not right, god I hate this Quinn girl!' LMAO another Glee similarity...And of course, Ted thinks he's better than everybody on the train... Why do they all sound like they belong on Jersey Shore??
I love Marshall and Lily I want best friends like them haha making awkward marriage references!
Barney didn't go to MIT.. Or did he?! WHO IS HE?!
OMFREAKINGG KEVIN IS SO CUTE WHEN HE LOOKED AT HER AND ASKED HER AGAIN TO MARRY HIM AND SHE SAID YES AND OMG IT'S SO WONDERFUL!!
Awe haha they need to get drunk, it's not Ted's first word-search lol...
Why the hell does Robin really not want kids?! Especially since she can't have them it's a moot point anyway!
Barney doesn't like Quinn... YEAH RIGHT lol he never even remembers anyone's name!!
And now Kevin and Robin aren't sure -.- Saw that one coming!
And Barney ditched the slutty girl! O.o LMAO what?
He un-proposed, damnit Kumar... And Robin comeon, you kept pushing and stressing it! He wanted to-WAIT WHAT THE HELL TED LOVES HER NOW?!?! OMG THATS HUGE! In fact, ENORMOUS!!!
And ahahahahaha Quinn's a stripper, but Barney doesn't recognize her! That's hilarious (but sadly, not terribly surprising lol)
This was a good episode! I give it 8 points out of 10 (since we're keeping score but pretending not to...)
Tuesday 14 February 2012
How I Met Your Mother - 'The Burning Beekeeper'
The title worries me - I hope their beautiful new house doesn't catch fire!!
OMG THERE ARE BEES IN THE BASEMENT!!! Marshall has my reaction totally - 'OMG bees?!'
OMG NICHOLAS CAGE REFERENCE hahaha 'That guy is in everything' LMAO... And Marshall sure does love his cheese haha...
And what on earth is wrong with Barney? Ahh his penis, got it hahahaaha (not really but nevermind)
Weird lol now theyre arguing about food? Robin is insane hahah.. And the vegan guy is nuts lol... OH SHIT THE BEES ESCAPED THEIR ENCLOSURE AND NOW LILY'S DAD IS ON FIRE!!! What's wrong with the gouda?! And wait who was in the burning suit then cos there's Mickey... OMG IT'S THE BOSS!!!
HOLY SHIT I actually like this episode haha, how it keeps going back in time, and overlaps a little lol... LMAO highschool Ted got beat up by a sixth-grade girl in a wheelchair hahah, and he runs from confrontation lol. And geez Lily told Barney not to sleep with the girl cos she'd cut off his dick haha now it makes more sense lol... And the cheese was eaten by mice! No 10-second rule for that! lol
OH NO HE WAS COVERED IN KEROSENE AND TRIED TO TAKE THE STUFF OUTTA THE OVEN!!
But he's fine and actually enojoyed it LMAO good for him :P
SHIT NOT A HOUSE ON FIRE BUT A HOUSE FULL OF BEES THAT'S ALMOST WORSE!!
And shit Barney and crazy-girl are now trapped upstairs... So he goes out into the bee-filled hallway XD
God, I love this show
9 bee puns out of 10! Cos it was very funny and I liked the concept :P
OMG THERE ARE BEES IN THE BASEMENT!!! Marshall has my reaction totally - 'OMG bees?!'
OMG NICHOLAS CAGE REFERENCE hahaha 'That guy is in everything' LMAO... And Marshall sure does love his cheese haha...
And what on earth is wrong with Barney? Ahh his penis, got it hahahaaha (not really but nevermind)
Weird lol now theyre arguing about food? Robin is insane hahah.. And the vegan guy is nuts lol... OH SHIT THE BEES ESCAPED THEIR ENCLOSURE AND NOW LILY'S DAD IS ON FIRE!!! What's wrong with the gouda?! And wait who was in the burning suit then cos there's Mickey... OMG IT'S THE BOSS!!!
HOLY SHIT I actually like this episode haha, how it keeps going back in time, and overlaps a little lol... LMAO highschool Ted got beat up by a sixth-grade girl in a wheelchair hahah, and he runs from confrontation lol. And geez Lily told Barney not to sleep with the girl cos she'd cut off his dick haha now it makes more sense lol... And the cheese was eaten by mice! No 10-second rule for that! lol
OH NO HE WAS COVERED IN KEROSENE AND TRIED TO TAKE THE STUFF OUTTA THE OVEN!!
But he's fine and actually enojoyed it LMAO good for him :P
SHIT NOT A HOUSE ON FIRE BUT A HOUSE FULL OF BEES THAT'S ALMOST WORSE!!
And shit Barney and crazy-girl are now trapped upstairs... So he goes out into the bee-filled hallway XD
God, I love this show
9 bee puns out of 10! Cos it was very funny and I liked the concept :P
The Bachelor - Week 6
Wow Panama City?! Ben likes his exotic locales haha...
Coutney is really into nudity holy shit annoying me like 2 minutes in haha
I still feel pretty awkward about this show because all these girls are so into him and he's gonna break the hearts of 99% of them :/
Kacie gets the first date, yay! And Courtney finds her annoying, HAH! Pot - kettle... Lmao.. Hey maybe Courtney's a stoner, that's why her eyes are always so glassed-over lol.. I actually felt bad for Blakely, following last week's emotional confession I hope she does ok...
OMG they're on a deserted island!! Hahahaha that's adorable and she packed candy which made him so happy, I loved it :P If I went to a teensy tropical island with a boyfriend I would totally want to Macgyver it for a day lol... And I would bring candy for sure haha
uh-oh there's a group date (Courtney's on it lmao that's gonna be interesting)... But then there's a 2-on-1 with Blakely and Rachel which will be awkward, cos one of them is for sure going home :S
Awe Kacie and Ben are having a sad conversation about her past.. She used to have an eating disorder, poor girl! She's so gorgeous, it's really a tragedy she used to be so insecure :'(
This group date is amazing - theyre in this giant tree-boat on a river in the rainforest! And aww theres a bunch of little Native children playing soccer that's adorable they go visit a random village lol... Did they plan this on the show? Cos none of them can communicate lol theyre wearing this beaded necklace-bra thing and of course Courtney is like 'who cares, i'll free-boob it' and everyone else is acting like I would and going 'oh good lord skank jeez' and HAHAHA Ben in a loincloth... No complaints lol... And I'm losing respect for him since he said he 'appreciated' the Courtney took off her bra -.- LMAO then they did some tribal painting and Courtney pained his and her initials = heart on Ben's shoulder which I actually found cheesy but kinda funny :P
Yay Lindzi said she didn't believe in fighting lol she's so cute... I enjoy her but not as much as KACIE AND BEN damn..
He's appearing so horny right now... Judgement on him! And Courtney keeps saying that she has no competition among the other girls, but she says to him that she's so insecure... LIES! Poor Jamie she's trying to talk to him and Courtney's walking around in a bikini in the background ON PURPOSE to distract him?! GODDAMN I HATE HER!!! And I feel like Jamie's trying to be honest and she sounds awkward and is rambling but at least maybe if he's paying attention to Courtney maybe he won't notice that awkwardness hahah.. I love that she said 'if Brad Pitt was standing right behind him, I wouldn't have been able to pay attention either' haha she sounds so much like me, I have liked her from day one!
He's talking to Emily now GOD i hope she doesn't screw it up with all the Courtney drama lol... LMAO she says 'I have another man in my life..' and goes on for a bit and then says 'that man is the cheif' (from the Native village) and he cracked up LMAO it was so perfect! And she told him she had moved on from the drama so I'm happy about that! And she apologized (unprovoked!) to Courtney for 'making a rash judgement' wow Courtney turned an apology into a bitch-fest... Who cares, just shake it off Emily! GO JAMIE trying to mediate, I hope she sticks around for a long time, she's totally me except older and gorgeous hahaha!! He gave Lindzi the rose! NOT COURTNEY!! And Lindzi didn't have to strip to get it bahaha, take that as a lesson, ladies! Meaningful words are better than boobs anytime... And even when he was talking to them about how much he had fun today, Courtney's sitting across from him pulling faces about how much BS she thinks everything he's saying is... She's so incredibly rude! Buuuutt he never came to her room like she invited him lol... Which showed a little insecurity on her part cos she was pretty sad about that :/ But good for him for resisting temptation (this time haha)
Time for the awkward 2-on-1!! I like that he's at least sympathetic to how emotional the whoe experience is, since he's been in their shoes before! OMG I love their salsa instructor her voice is so cute and she's so pumped-up about the whole thing lol.. I've liked Rachel from the beginning but I feel bad for Blakely cos she was annoying at first but she's gotten more easy to sympathize with, especially last week.. And holy crap, she's a good dancer! Especially with the skanky-dancing, she's turning into Courtney -.-
This is so painful, that he has to break one of their hearts - in front of the other one! And Blakely started crying :( I feel bad for her now, because she does have that tough, confident and overly sexual shell but she is clearly pretty insecure and vulnerable... I like Rachel but Blakely is obviously so into him - she made a scrapbook about him! He gave Rachel the rose and it made me kind of sad.. But he pointed out that it was who he could see himself in the future with, rather than just who he was attracted to right now. And then Blakely stood up and took off... How can she outpace him in those heels?!! Kinda reminded me of what Ben did when Ashley turned him down, he just walked away and didn't really let her talk to him, so he definitely knows how she feels. Damn he tried to explain himself and it just made it worse :/ Random cat in the alley? Okaay.. haha i guess the camera guy didn't know where to look lol... Poor thing, Blakely :/
Lol I saw the preview, so I was expecting Chris to come in suddenly but they all are so stunned... They're right, it's never a good thing when he shows up, he's like the Grim Reaper of romance! Uh-oh he told Casey that she is in love with someone else (some guy Michael back home), and not Ben O.o this is uncomfortable and her face is like this O.O she seems stunned and blindsided... I just realised Kacie sounds like Calleigh (Emily Proctor) from CSI: Miami! Looove it!!! The other girls are watching through the window haha AWKWARD.. Oh no this is not good they're going to see Ben and lol she has no shoes on... And now she's crying that's so sad... He seems surprised and now a little defensive about all this, I'm seeing her going home. Yea and now he said that... Dayum that sucks :( Wow Chris is so nice I think he genuinely feels bad about always having to be there when they're upset, but he's very comforting (and pretty cute haha) And now she has to go home with no love from Ben and no love to meet her at home... And now there's only one Kacie so that confusion is gone.. And Courtney now has no allies in the house, which is interesting.. Casey has such an awkward cry, I mean i feel bad but at the same time I want to mute her because it's so high-pitched! As soon as Chris pulled her aside, I figured that was what it was about though.
So there's 7 of them, 3 have roses, and 1 of the remaining 4 is leaving :/ Jamie is hilarious haha I enjoy her but she's also insecure at the same time cos she's so pretty and sweet and funny and NOW she's getting flirty and he's surprised lol he's so cute! Aaaand she ripped her dress AWKWARD but they both laughed it off good for her! And she keeps saying 'fancy' and laughing while making out with him, I PRAY she doesn't go home anytime soon! And they're discussing how to improve the kissing LMAO best conversation ever! It's like an instruction guide haha but she's getting kinda sad :( aww poor thing...
Frick why does he trust Courtney?! He says he trusts all of them but HER?! She's so two-faced -.-
DAMN it's down to Jamie and Emily.. I'm so torn, cos Emily just improved her chances this week but Jamie is so much like me, I want more of her on the show!! Damn Jamie's gone :( And Coutney is NOT HAPPY that Emily's staying lol... Poor thing, it was all the awkward kissing that did her in, I guess.
Wow more tropical stuff next week... I think he should shake it up and have the finale in Alaska lol...
I want to watch week 7 right now, cos there's a lot of Courtney-drama in the teaser, but (even tho it's already online) i just DON'T HAVE TIME!! Rats -.-
Until then, adieu :)
Coutney is really into nudity holy shit annoying me like 2 minutes in haha
I still feel pretty awkward about this show because all these girls are so into him and he's gonna break the hearts of 99% of them :/
Kacie gets the first date, yay! And Courtney finds her annoying, HAH! Pot - kettle... Lmao.. Hey maybe Courtney's a stoner, that's why her eyes are always so glassed-over lol.. I actually felt bad for Blakely, following last week's emotional confession I hope she does ok...
OMG they're on a deserted island!! Hahahaha that's adorable and she packed candy which made him so happy, I loved it :P If I went to a teensy tropical island with a boyfriend I would totally want to Macgyver it for a day lol... And I would bring candy for sure haha
uh-oh there's a group date (Courtney's on it lmao that's gonna be interesting)... But then there's a 2-on-1 with Blakely and Rachel which will be awkward, cos one of them is for sure going home :S
Awe Kacie and Ben are having a sad conversation about her past.. She used to have an eating disorder, poor girl! She's so gorgeous, it's really a tragedy she used to be so insecure :'(
This group date is amazing - theyre in this giant tree-boat on a river in the rainforest! And aww theres a bunch of little Native children playing soccer that's adorable they go visit a random village lol... Did they plan this on the show? Cos none of them can communicate lol theyre wearing this beaded necklace-bra thing and of course Courtney is like 'who cares, i'll free-boob it' and everyone else is acting like I would and going 'oh good lord skank jeez' and HAHAHA Ben in a loincloth... No complaints lol... And I'm losing respect for him since he said he 'appreciated' the Courtney took off her bra -.- LMAO then they did some tribal painting and Courtney pained his and her initials = heart on Ben's shoulder which I actually found cheesy but kinda funny :P
Yay Lindzi said she didn't believe in fighting lol she's so cute... I enjoy her but not as much as KACIE AND BEN damn..
He's appearing so horny right now... Judgement on him! And Courtney keeps saying that she has no competition among the other girls, but she says to him that she's so insecure... LIES! Poor Jamie she's trying to talk to him and Courtney's walking around in a bikini in the background ON PURPOSE to distract him?! GODDAMN I HATE HER!!! And I feel like Jamie's trying to be honest and she sounds awkward and is rambling but at least maybe if he's paying attention to Courtney maybe he won't notice that awkwardness hahah.. I love that she said 'if Brad Pitt was standing right behind him, I wouldn't have been able to pay attention either' haha she sounds so much like me, I have liked her from day one!
He's talking to Emily now GOD i hope she doesn't screw it up with all the Courtney drama lol... LMAO she says 'I have another man in my life..' and goes on for a bit and then says 'that man is the cheif' (from the Native village) and he cracked up LMAO it was so perfect! And she told him she had moved on from the drama so I'm happy about that! And she apologized (unprovoked!) to Courtney for 'making a rash judgement' wow Courtney turned an apology into a bitch-fest... Who cares, just shake it off Emily! GO JAMIE trying to mediate, I hope she sticks around for a long time, she's totally me except older and gorgeous hahaha!! He gave Lindzi the rose! NOT COURTNEY!! And Lindzi didn't have to strip to get it bahaha, take that as a lesson, ladies! Meaningful words are better than boobs anytime... And even when he was talking to them about how much he had fun today, Courtney's sitting across from him pulling faces about how much BS she thinks everything he's saying is... She's so incredibly rude! Buuuutt he never came to her room like she invited him lol... Which showed a little insecurity on her part cos she was pretty sad about that :/ But good for him for resisting temptation (this time haha)
Time for the awkward 2-on-1!! I like that he's at least sympathetic to how emotional the whoe experience is, since he's been in their shoes before! OMG I love their salsa instructor her voice is so cute and she's so pumped-up about the whole thing lol.. I've liked Rachel from the beginning but I feel bad for Blakely cos she was annoying at first but she's gotten more easy to sympathize with, especially last week.. And holy crap, she's a good dancer! Especially with the skanky-dancing, she's turning into Courtney -.-
This is so painful, that he has to break one of their hearts - in front of the other one! And Blakely started crying :( I feel bad for her now, because she does have that tough, confident and overly sexual shell but she is clearly pretty insecure and vulnerable... I like Rachel but Blakely is obviously so into him - she made a scrapbook about him! He gave Rachel the rose and it made me kind of sad.. But he pointed out that it was who he could see himself in the future with, rather than just who he was attracted to right now. And then Blakely stood up and took off... How can she outpace him in those heels?!! Kinda reminded me of what Ben did when Ashley turned him down, he just walked away and didn't really let her talk to him, so he definitely knows how she feels. Damn he tried to explain himself and it just made it worse :/ Random cat in the alley? Okaay.. haha i guess the camera guy didn't know where to look lol... Poor thing, Blakely :/
Lol I saw the preview, so I was expecting Chris to come in suddenly but they all are so stunned... They're right, it's never a good thing when he shows up, he's like the Grim Reaper of romance! Uh-oh he told Casey that she is in love with someone else (some guy Michael back home), and not Ben O.o this is uncomfortable and her face is like this O.O she seems stunned and blindsided... I just realised Kacie sounds like Calleigh (Emily Proctor) from CSI: Miami! Looove it!!! The other girls are watching through the window haha AWKWARD.. Oh no this is not good they're going to see Ben and lol she has no shoes on... And now she's crying that's so sad... He seems surprised and now a little defensive about all this, I'm seeing her going home. Yea and now he said that... Dayum that sucks :( Wow Chris is so nice I think he genuinely feels bad about always having to be there when they're upset, but he's very comforting (and pretty cute haha) And now she has to go home with no love from Ben and no love to meet her at home... And now there's only one Kacie so that confusion is gone.. And Courtney now has no allies in the house, which is interesting.. Casey has such an awkward cry, I mean i feel bad but at the same time I want to mute her because it's so high-pitched! As soon as Chris pulled her aside, I figured that was what it was about though.
So there's 7 of them, 3 have roses, and 1 of the remaining 4 is leaving :/ Jamie is hilarious haha I enjoy her but she's also insecure at the same time cos she's so pretty and sweet and funny and NOW she's getting flirty and he's surprised lol he's so cute! Aaaand she ripped her dress AWKWARD but they both laughed it off good for her! And she keeps saying 'fancy' and laughing while making out with him, I PRAY she doesn't go home anytime soon! And they're discussing how to improve the kissing LMAO best conversation ever! It's like an instruction guide haha but she's getting kinda sad :( aww poor thing...
Frick why does he trust Courtney?! He says he trusts all of them but HER?! She's so two-faced -.-
DAMN it's down to Jamie and Emily.. I'm so torn, cos Emily just improved her chances this week but Jamie is so much like me, I want more of her on the show!! Damn Jamie's gone :( And Coutney is NOT HAPPY that Emily's staying lol... Poor thing, it was all the awkward kissing that did her in, I guess.
Wow more tropical stuff next week... I think he should shake it up and have the finale in Alaska lol...
I want to watch week 7 right now, cos there's a lot of Courtney-drama in the teaser, but (even tho it's already online) i just DON'T HAVE TIME!! Rats -.-
Until then, adieu :)
Tuesday 7 February 2012
NCIS: LA Feb 7 2012 (episode title unknown)
Omg we open and Callen's already in danger??? wtf??
LMAO Sam and Callen have been partners for 5 years and Sam refers to himself in 3rd person I love when people do that! And now theyre arguing and Kensi and Deeks are making fun of them... 'Irony, thy name is.. This' Hahaha I love Nell! Uh-oh Granger's back...
Confusing diplomatic stuff... Basically, a giant box containing something probably valuable has been stolen from what I'm working out to be the equivalent of some government-paid armoured truck drivers.
According to whatever assiciation sent the box, it was full of outdated invoices bound for the shredder... Why don't I believe that? They find footage of some cartel members moving the box. Biig surprise lol
So they go to interview the 2 'couriers' but they left the scene so they track them down and interview them... Where do I know the woman from?? My prediction is one of them's dirty and the other one's gonna flip out about it, because theyve been betrayed.
I love how Eric always touches his Bluetooth as he's talking lol
OMG Kensi's never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark?! Crazy girl...
They find the box and get shot at... It's full of drug ingredients. Shocking.
I think the woman courier is in love with her partner. And their boss is sketchy. Dun dunnn Granger's back and he already cut a deal with the woman, so she won't talk but she may be in on it!
Lol Deeks thinks Kensi is gonna have a bunch of mutant assassin children lol... And now the boss and a chemistry teacher who he was consorting with (to help identify the purity of the drugs) are both dead!
Thew two couriers are still being protected but neither of them will say anything, except the woman admitted that the guy used to have a drinking problem, but she helped him through it (sounds like unrequieted love to me!) So now they're sending Sam and Callen out with a replacement container to be loaded onto a plane and taken to Mexico in place of the drugs, but a wrench is thrown into the works when some guys with big scary guns show up -.- What else is new?
And the guys want Sam to kill Callen, cos apparently the guy courier was the bad one... But Kensi arrives just after Sam punches Callen a few times (that looks brutal)
Soo they confront the couriers and then the girl confesses? Apparently she was protecting her partner but she was jealous cos he had found a girlfriend and she was afraid he would go off and get married and abandon her.
Lol 'Keep your grubby hands off my scotch!' Hetty knows all :)
LMAO Sam and Callen have been partners for 5 years and Sam refers to himself in 3rd person I love when people do that! And now theyre arguing and Kensi and Deeks are making fun of them... 'Irony, thy name is.. This' Hahaha I love Nell! Uh-oh Granger's back...
Confusing diplomatic stuff... Basically, a giant box containing something probably valuable has been stolen from what I'm working out to be the equivalent of some government-paid armoured truck drivers.
According to whatever assiciation sent the box, it was full of outdated invoices bound for the shredder... Why don't I believe that? They find footage of some cartel members moving the box. Biig surprise lol
So they go to interview the 2 'couriers' but they left the scene so they track them down and interview them... Where do I know the woman from?? My prediction is one of them's dirty and the other one's gonna flip out about it, because theyve been betrayed.
I love how Eric always touches his Bluetooth as he's talking lol
OMG Kensi's never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark?! Crazy girl...
They find the box and get shot at... It's full of drug ingredients. Shocking.
I think the woman courier is in love with her partner. And their boss is sketchy. Dun dunnn Granger's back and he already cut a deal with the woman, so she won't talk but she may be in on it!
Lol Deeks thinks Kensi is gonna have a bunch of mutant assassin children lol... And now the boss and a chemistry teacher who he was consorting with (to help identify the purity of the drugs) are both dead!
Thew two couriers are still being protected but neither of them will say anything, except the woman admitted that the guy used to have a drinking problem, but she helped him through it (sounds like unrequieted love to me!) So now they're sending Sam and Callen out with a replacement container to be loaded onto a plane and taken to Mexico in place of the drugs, but a wrench is thrown into the works when some guys with big scary guns show up -.- What else is new?
And the guys want Sam to kill Callen, cos apparently the guy courier was the bad one... But Kensi arrives just after Sam punches Callen a few times (that looks brutal)
Soo they confront the couriers and then the girl confesses? Apparently she was protecting her partner but she was jealous cos he had found a girlfriend and she was afraid he would go off and get married and abandon her.
Lol 'Keep your grubby hands off my scotch!' Hetty knows all :)
Glee 'The Spanish Teacher'
Ok so apparently Mr. Schue actually sucks at speaking Spanish... Why is Santana even in that class? And wow we haven't seen the principal in a while, have we? Lol the history teacher thinks Germany took over the world haha
Sue wants to have a kid that's actually scary... And Nene's back! This is hilarious :P
Enter Ricky Martin! He wants the kids to have 'duende' (? haha I don't speak Spanish) when they perform, so he sings 'Sexy and I know it' half Spanish/half English which was awesome and hilarious, especially when Finn made a Shufflebot box and put it over the head of the keytar player :P
LMAO Mercedes and Sam (who I just noticed were absent in the last dance number...) are talking to Emma about their awkward love triangle and she suggests they go a week without talking, texting, IMing or Facebooking and LMAO Sam tweeted that she smells good and says 'I won't stop until it's trending' HAHAHA I'm checking Twitter now... And it's not trending, but Ricky Martin is! And so is Nene Leakes... And Micheal Phelps haha I wonder if that's in response to the claim Nene's character made that she had a threesome with him?
Back to the Cheerios, Nene's wreaking havoc and Sue's pissed, but their routine looks good (except where are the guys?)
Sue's also trending! Now 'Mercedes and Kurt' is trending, hmm...
And omg Rachel told those two ^ about the proposal and Mercedes thought she was nuts, Kurt was all 'What about NYADA?' but she reassured him...
I have to say, I've never been a fan of Latin music, but this episode's not bad (even if I can't understand ANY lyrics!) Sam's turn, and wow the little Irishman can dance! Haha those shoes are rediculous :P
Santana's stirring the pot, oh damn.
SAMCEDES IS TRENDING! Geez those 2 belong together, I've said it ever since the prom episode last year. Yes, that is my first official 'ship' since starting this blog! I feel so accomplished.. But also terribly lame haha
I love Kurt! 'Did you ever think that maybe something you have to hide from everyone you love isn't such a good idea in the first place?' Good for him!
Uh-oh what happened I was looking at Twitter and missed why Sue was so upset :/
OHNO Will got Emma mad cos he made fun of her pamphlets... I always thought those were just cliche things that showed up, I didn't know she actually MADE them XD
OMG I love this Madonna song 'San Pedro' I remember liking it when I heard it on the radio when I was little :)
And I feel so bad for Mr. Schue :( he looks so cheesy but he's obviously trying really hard. FURT IS TRENDING!!! hahaha
Elvis! With a Spanish twist? Weird... But it's still Elvis! And it's still got that epic tune in the background that I love! And Santana was the one who complained about Mr. Schue! Why am I not surprised... Bitch.
I'm really glad I'm only half-listening to this part... Beiste is saying something about her football player's dicks... LALALALA NOT LISTENING
Haha all these jokes about Mr. Martinez's teeth are making me laugh outloud... So Will offered him the job? I don't think he can do that... But I hope this means we'll be seeing more of Ricky Martin! '
SAY WHAT it was Becky complaining about Sue? And haha she's a better speller than Brittney...
And omg Mercedes left with her tank of a boyfriend after her no-talking-to-Sam week was over? NOOOO
Haha Emma got the job! Yay! Good for her she's good with the kids... 'Professor Dollface' is the best nickname :P
I give this one 6/10 'Mercedes smells good' tweets... Cos it was funny but didn't end properly! Also deductions for all the Spanish I couldn't understand haha
Sue wants to have a kid that's actually scary... And Nene's back! This is hilarious :P
Enter Ricky Martin! He wants the kids to have 'duende' (? haha I don't speak Spanish) when they perform, so he sings 'Sexy and I know it' half Spanish/half English which was awesome and hilarious, especially when Finn made a Shufflebot box and put it over the head of the keytar player :P
LMAO Mercedes and Sam (who I just noticed were absent in the last dance number...) are talking to Emma about their awkward love triangle and she suggests they go a week without talking, texting, IMing or Facebooking and LMAO Sam tweeted that she smells good and says 'I won't stop until it's trending' HAHAHA I'm checking Twitter now... And it's not trending, but Ricky Martin is! And so is Nene Leakes... And Micheal Phelps haha I wonder if that's in response to the claim Nene's character made that she had a threesome with him?
Back to the Cheerios, Nene's wreaking havoc and Sue's pissed, but their routine looks good (except where are the guys?)
Sue's also trending! Now 'Mercedes and Kurt' is trending, hmm...
And omg Rachel told those two ^ about the proposal and Mercedes thought she was nuts, Kurt was all 'What about NYADA?' but she reassured him...
I have to say, I've never been a fan of Latin music, but this episode's not bad (even if I can't understand ANY lyrics!) Sam's turn, and wow the little Irishman can dance! Haha those shoes are rediculous :P
Santana's stirring the pot, oh damn.
SAMCEDES IS TRENDING! Geez those 2 belong together, I've said it ever since the prom episode last year. Yes, that is my first official 'ship' since starting this blog! I feel so accomplished.. But also terribly lame haha
I love Kurt! 'Did you ever think that maybe something you have to hide from everyone you love isn't such a good idea in the first place?' Good for him!
Uh-oh what happened I was looking at Twitter and missed why Sue was so upset :/
OHNO Will got Emma mad cos he made fun of her pamphlets... I always thought those were just cliche things that showed up, I didn't know she actually MADE them XD
OMG I love this Madonna song 'San Pedro' I remember liking it when I heard it on the radio when I was little :)
And I feel so bad for Mr. Schue :( he looks so cheesy but he's obviously trying really hard. FURT IS TRENDING!!! hahaha
Elvis! With a Spanish twist? Weird... But it's still Elvis! And it's still got that epic tune in the background that I love! And Santana was the one who complained about Mr. Schue! Why am I not surprised... Bitch.
I'm really glad I'm only half-listening to this part... Beiste is saying something about her football player's dicks... LALALALA NOT LISTENING
Haha all these jokes about Mr. Martinez's teeth are making me laugh outloud... So Will offered him the job? I don't think he can do that... But I hope this means we'll be seeing more of Ricky Martin! '
SAY WHAT it was Becky complaining about Sue? And haha she's a better speller than Brittney...
And omg Mercedes left with her tank of a boyfriend after her no-talking-to-Sam week was over? NOOOO
Haha Emma got the job! Yay! Good for her she's good with the kids... 'Professor Dollface' is the best nickname :P
I give this one 6/10 'Mercedes smells good' tweets... Cos it was funny but didn't end properly! Also deductions for all the Spanish I couldn't understand haha
Catching up (on EVERYTHING)
Sooo I am terribly behind, as you may have noticed. I'm not that behind in my TV watching, but my writing about it has lagged worse than a novamov video at 24 mbps.
So I am going to summarize all my reactions to stuff from the past 3ish weeks in this one post!
House has kind of been boring me lately, maybe the novelty has worn off, since it's so damn predictable.
How I Met Your Mother: I don't think I have posted about that show at all yet! I loved the episode '46 minutes', it made me sad that the gang was sans Mashall and Lily, but then Barney took over as 'group leader' and that was funny as hell... I'm a sucker for parody title sequences! I also loved all the communicating with Lily's dad via intercom! 'I need silence when practising the drums' 'Nobody is allowed to touch the fudge in my nightstand' 'We need ant traps for my nightstand' Marshall reading those notes Mickey had left through the house was my fave line of the episode :P
Glee: OMG MICHAEL JACKSON right away I knew it was gonna be a good one! I love 'Wanna be Startin' Somethin' it's one of my fave MJ songs... The one Artie did with Mike was really good too I loved that they copied the music video very closely and that ARTIE DANCED!! AND MIKE SANG!! Hmm what else.. Oh, Sebastian's an ASSHOLE with his freakin' rocksalt slushie! It totally ruined the end of an epic dance/singing battle! (And I thought Puck totally suited that song lol but everyone else looked a little too 'good' to be 'Bad' haha) Artie's speech about being walked all over and put down (and I think Kurt made a similar one later on) really struck a chord with me, I think I actually applauded him and it definitely brought tears to my eyes. Santana was pretty badass singing 'Smooth Criminal' in a battle with Sebastian, and it made me laugh how intense the guys playing the cello (?) looked haha I thought they were one note away from beating each other with their bows! And then he slushied her, too -.- BUT she got his confession on tape, and then everyone sang 'Black or White' and they got the better of him... For now! Oh and Rachel and Kurt both got finalist auditions for NYADA, Rachel said yes to marrying Finn (but not rightaway) but I'm 99% sure that won't end up working out.
CSI: I still need to catch up on its Miami counterpart, but I have missed 2 episodes of this one (conveniently, a 2-parter!) so here goes: Catherine is at the center of both episodes ('Mrs. Willows regrets' and 'Willows in the wind') as these are the last 2 she will ever be on (*SOB*) so there's more about the crazy guy with the evil weaponry and more innocent people being slaughtered, cleaned up professionally, but no one can fool the CSI team, woot! Catherine's best friend from childhood and the cute FBI guy she (Catherine) was eyeing both turn up dead after being ambushed along with 4ish other FBI agents... BUT WAIT they were both actually double-agents so theyre still alive (we find out later), but Catherine gets attacked at her house by some insane guns and they tear up her nice couch (I would be pissed) but somehow miss her, for the most part as she RUNS through the room even though they have semi-automatic guns (lack of realism for the win!) and she rund out to the road and Russell pulls up and goes 'get in!' and the car gets shot to hell but he's ok and she is wounded, they somehow lure Doc Robbins to them to help heal her and then they sneak away again... Shifty guy in a trenchcoat, gotta watch out for those guys... And now we find out about the 'friend' and the 'agent' turns out he got killed at Catherine's house (he was there shooting/protecting her, nobody knows for sure) and then they hunt down Laura, the friend (which confused me, as she was played by the same woman who was the therapist on Pretty Little Liars, and in that case they thought she was dead too, but the audience knows she's ok, but she disappeared and it's so complicated but what else is new?) So Catherine gives a beautiful speech about how they're her 'family' and she will miss them, but she's going to work for the FBI and they all hug her and say goodbye, Nick in particular looks teary-eyed but I bet there was some real actor-sadness there too, since he and Paul Guilfoyle (Jim Brass) are the only actors who have been in every episode since the pilot!
Big Bang Theory: I was a little better at watching this one on time, but never wrote about it, so now i am 3 episodes behind. Leonard and Penny decided out of the blue to date again, but they were uncertain about how it would turn out, so theyre in the 'beta testing' stage which I found hilarious. In an AMAZING episode ('the friendship contraction') Leonard decides to back out of the Roommate Agreement since he is sick of Sheldon, and then the power goes out and Sheldon's all 'sucks to be you' because he has rations and Leonard doesn't... But Sheldon had only a glo-stick by which to see (unfortunately, those epic luminous arrows on the floor were carcinogenic) and Leonard had a light sabre, so I think we know who won that battle... Then Leonard goes over to Penny's apartment cos he's sick of Sheldon and we eventually find out that Sheldon turned the power off himself because he wanted Leonard to need him. Awwwe. And then he agrees to have a 'Leonard's day' once a year haha so cute!
The Finder: I have not posted a single blog about this one yet, so I'll just sum them all up: This guy is a crazy ninja at finding things and manipulating people's minds (like Patrick from The Mentalist a little bit) and he's so funny, I love how he always says 'I'ma risk it' hahaha and he finally asked out whatshername in the most recent episode... Willow is kind of a mystery, I'm not sure if she's inherently good or evil... Leo is hilarious and so tough haha he's almost a bodyguard but he gets kind of emotional too, and I think Willow's right, she is his 'replacement daughter'. Also, I love Walter's rediculous eyewear lol
So I am going to summarize all my reactions to stuff from the past 3ish weeks in this one post!
House has kind of been boring me lately, maybe the novelty has worn off, since it's so damn predictable.
How I Met Your Mother: I don't think I have posted about that show at all yet! I loved the episode '46 minutes', it made me sad that the gang was sans Mashall and Lily, but then Barney took over as 'group leader' and that was funny as hell... I'm a sucker for parody title sequences! I also loved all the communicating with Lily's dad via intercom! 'I need silence when practising the drums' 'Nobody is allowed to touch the fudge in my nightstand' 'We need ant traps for my nightstand' Marshall reading those notes Mickey had left through the house was my fave line of the episode :P
Glee: OMG MICHAEL JACKSON right away I knew it was gonna be a good one! I love 'Wanna be Startin' Somethin' it's one of my fave MJ songs... The one Artie did with Mike was really good too I loved that they copied the music video very closely and that ARTIE DANCED!! AND MIKE SANG!! Hmm what else.. Oh, Sebastian's an ASSHOLE with his freakin' rocksalt slushie! It totally ruined the end of an epic dance/singing battle! (And I thought Puck totally suited that song lol but everyone else looked a little too 'good' to be 'Bad' haha) Artie's speech about being walked all over and put down (and I think Kurt made a similar one later on) really struck a chord with me, I think I actually applauded him and it definitely brought tears to my eyes. Santana was pretty badass singing 'Smooth Criminal' in a battle with Sebastian, and it made me laugh how intense the guys playing the cello (?) looked haha I thought they were one note away from beating each other with their bows! And then he slushied her, too -.- BUT she got his confession on tape, and then everyone sang 'Black or White' and they got the better of him... For now! Oh and Rachel and Kurt both got finalist auditions for NYADA, Rachel said yes to marrying Finn (but not rightaway) but I'm 99% sure that won't end up working out.
CSI: I still need to catch up on its Miami counterpart, but I have missed 2 episodes of this one (conveniently, a 2-parter!) so here goes: Catherine is at the center of both episodes ('Mrs. Willows regrets' and 'Willows in the wind') as these are the last 2 she will ever be on (*SOB*) so there's more about the crazy guy with the evil weaponry and more innocent people being slaughtered, cleaned up professionally, but no one can fool the CSI team, woot! Catherine's best friend from childhood and the cute FBI guy she (Catherine) was eyeing both turn up dead after being ambushed along with 4ish other FBI agents... BUT WAIT they were both actually double-agents so theyre still alive (we find out later), but Catherine gets attacked at her house by some insane guns and they tear up her nice couch (I would be pissed) but somehow miss her, for the most part as she RUNS through the room even though they have semi-automatic guns (lack of realism for the win!) and she rund out to the road and Russell pulls up and goes 'get in!' and the car gets shot to hell but he's ok and she is wounded, they somehow lure Doc Robbins to them to help heal her and then they sneak away again... Shifty guy in a trenchcoat, gotta watch out for those guys... And now we find out about the 'friend' and the 'agent' turns out he got killed at Catherine's house (he was there shooting/protecting her, nobody knows for sure) and then they hunt down Laura, the friend (which confused me, as she was played by the same woman who was the therapist on Pretty Little Liars, and in that case they thought she was dead too, but the audience knows she's ok, but she disappeared and it's so complicated but what else is new?) So Catherine gives a beautiful speech about how they're her 'family' and she will miss them, but she's going to work for the FBI and they all hug her and say goodbye, Nick in particular looks teary-eyed but I bet there was some real actor-sadness there too, since he and Paul Guilfoyle (Jim Brass) are the only actors who have been in every episode since the pilot!
Big Bang Theory: I was a little better at watching this one on time, but never wrote about it, so now i am 3 episodes behind. Leonard and Penny decided out of the blue to date again, but they were uncertain about how it would turn out, so theyre in the 'beta testing' stage which I found hilarious. In an AMAZING episode ('the friendship contraction') Leonard decides to back out of the Roommate Agreement since he is sick of Sheldon, and then the power goes out and Sheldon's all 'sucks to be you' because he has rations and Leonard doesn't... But Sheldon had only a glo-stick by which to see (unfortunately, those epic luminous arrows on the floor were carcinogenic) and Leonard had a light sabre, so I think we know who won that battle... Then Leonard goes over to Penny's apartment cos he's sick of Sheldon and we eventually find out that Sheldon turned the power off himself because he wanted Leonard to need him. Awwwe. And then he agrees to have a 'Leonard's day' once a year haha so cute!
The Finder: I have not posted a single blog about this one yet, so I'll just sum them all up: This guy is a crazy ninja at finding things and manipulating people's minds (like Patrick from The Mentalist a little bit) and he's so funny, I love how he always says 'I'ma risk it' hahaha and he finally asked out whatshername in the most recent episode... Willow is kind of a mystery, I'm not sure if she's inherently good or evil... Leo is hilarious and so tough haha he's almost a bodyguard but he gets kind of emotional too, and I think Willow's right, she is his 'replacement daughter'. Also, I love Walter's rediculous eyewear lol
The Bachelor Week 5
This is going to be a breif one... Cos I'm getting kind of sick of all this stuff, I just want Courtney to get what she deserves! I'm going to skip through the one-on-one dates to the group date and the cocktail party... And type less cos I'm also playing Angry Birds haha
They're playing baseball I love it! Oooh they're actually gonna have a competition to decide who gets to go to a beach party with him :P I guess we know Courtney's team wins -.- Ok ladies, in baseball you don't put greasepaint on your faces lol... And this is kinda sad, they keep failing to obey the rules haha, plus thay have Lindsey (or however you spell it) on both teams? She can't bat and feild simultaneously, I'm not sure how that works lol.. It's kind of interesting seeing some of the girls who dislike each other trying so hard to work as a team so that they can hang with him lol Agh poor Jennifer she was the third out at the bottom of the third so everyone is prolly super-mad at her!
Blakely's really sad and I'm not sure how I feel about that...
Courtney keeps calling everyone 'annoying' that's such a vague word, it doesnt mean anything haha but good for Kacie cos she's actually making Courtney a tad nervous... And wow Courtney would say that she doesn't 'see Ben' with Casey S, even tho she (casey) stood up for Courtney and Courtney even called her her 'best friend' in the house... Bee-otch! Course you don't see him with anyone else, you're too busy thinking about yourself!! HAHA YES Kacie got the rose!! Put that in your wine glass and suck it, Courtney!! She says 'like' a lot, it's so frickin annoying -.- And here goes the skinny-dipping, what a whore! He looks so unenthused tho hahaha ah wait not yet, she only brought it up and she's gonna ambush him later, according to the promo..
Wow he took Elyse out on a yacht she's so lucky! But then he sends her home that's so sad :( I liked her
COURTNEY YOU AND YOUR DAMN CATCHPHRASES ARE MAKING ME ANGRY
'It's kinda bittersweet for her to be leaving... Sweet for me, bitter for her!' WHORE KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON But at least she can't whistle haha I win on that front... She totally ambushed him -.- At least he's thinking to himself it may not be a good idea... That shows his brain is still in control of his mouth, if not much else haha... 'I hope he finds me irresistable' go sleep around and get attention from those guys! Leave poor Ben alone! I also highly doubt she has 'enough friends'
Wow Blakely is showing a whole other, deep side of herself I'm starting to feel kind of bad for everyone hating her earlier... I want to see how her time on the show plays out, but I have a theory about her self-confidence not being very high.
Oh queen Courtney and your 'secrecy' about your nudity... Nobody else knows? I think they're beginning to wonder! And they're having this whole conversation about skinny-dipping and she's beign SO specific haha.. Poor Emily stop talking about Courtney! Just act like your awkward moment last week never happened! And she does NOT suck! (Courtney said she did, shocking). I'm in pain because Emily keeps talking about Courtney after saying she didn't want to... DAMNIT I want to jump in and duct-tape her mouth shut! Shallow and vapid and bitchy, exactly how I describe her!!
I definitely can't wait for the live cast get-together they always do after the finale, I want to see how this whole Emily/Courtney thing plays out! I feel like Ben should talk to Courtney one-on-one about since there are all these accusations.. Or he should ask another girl(s) if they have noticed the same things, since always coming from Emily it seems a little competitive :/
PREDICTION: He leaves Emily and Courtney until the last minute, then picks Courtney. Cos she slept with him. No surprise there, I have lost some respect for him tho -.-
FRICK I was wrong and he chose Courtney early, GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH
WHAAATTTT He kept Emily and got rid of JENNIFER????!!!!!?!!!?!!?!! He had such a good connection with her, she's so sweet! I can't believe this, especially after that date they had last week, poor girl :'(
Soo the bitch remains... And week 6 has already aired but I do not have time to watch it now -.- Sooo, until another time!
They're playing baseball I love it! Oooh they're actually gonna have a competition to decide who gets to go to a beach party with him :P I guess we know Courtney's team wins -.- Ok ladies, in baseball you don't put greasepaint on your faces lol... And this is kinda sad, they keep failing to obey the rules haha, plus thay have Lindsey (or however you spell it) on both teams? She can't bat and feild simultaneously, I'm not sure how that works lol.. It's kind of interesting seeing some of the girls who dislike each other trying so hard to work as a team so that they can hang with him lol Agh poor Jennifer she was the third out at the bottom of the third so everyone is prolly super-mad at her!
Blakely's really sad and I'm not sure how I feel about that...
Courtney keeps calling everyone 'annoying' that's such a vague word, it doesnt mean anything haha but good for Kacie cos she's actually making Courtney a tad nervous... And wow Courtney would say that she doesn't 'see Ben' with Casey S, even tho she (casey) stood up for Courtney and Courtney even called her her 'best friend' in the house... Bee-otch! Course you don't see him with anyone else, you're too busy thinking about yourself!! HAHA YES Kacie got the rose!! Put that in your wine glass and suck it, Courtney!! She says 'like' a lot, it's so frickin annoying -.- And here goes the skinny-dipping, what a whore! He looks so unenthused tho hahaha ah wait not yet, she only brought it up and she's gonna ambush him later, according to the promo..
Wow he took Elyse out on a yacht she's so lucky! But then he sends her home that's so sad :( I liked her
COURTNEY YOU AND YOUR DAMN CATCHPHRASES ARE MAKING ME ANGRY
'It's kinda bittersweet for her to be leaving... Sweet for me, bitter for her!' WHORE KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON But at least she can't whistle haha I win on that front... She totally ambushed him -.- At least he's thinking to himself it may not be a good idea... That shows his brain is still in control of his mouth, if not much else haha... 'I hope he finds me irresistable' go sleep around and get attention from those guys! Leave poor Ben alone! I also highly doubt she has 'enough friends'
Wow Blakely is showing a whole other, deep side of herself I'm starting to feel kind of bad for everyone hating her earlier... I want to see how her time on the show plays out, but I have a theory about her self-confidence not being very high.
Oh queen Courtney and your 'secrecy' about your nudity... Nobody else knows? I think they're beginning to wonder! And they're having this whole conversation about skinny-dipping and she's beign SO specific haha.. Poor Emily stop talking about Courtney! Just act like your awkward moment last week never happened! And she does NOT suck! (Courtney said she did, shocking). I'm in pain because Emily keeps talking about Courtney after saying she didn't want to... DAMNIT I want to jump in and duct-tape her mouth shut! Shallow and vapid and bitchy, exactly how I describe her!!
I definitely can't wait for the live cast get-together they always do after the finale, I want to see how this whole Emily/Courtney thing plays out! I feel like Ben should talk to Courtney one-on-one about since there are all these accusations.. Or he should ask another girl(s) if they have noticed the same things, since always coming from Emily it seems a little competitive :/
PREDICTION: He leaves Emily and Courtney until the last minute, then picks Courtney. Cos she slept with him. No surprise there, I have lost some respect for him tho -.-
FRICK I was wrong and he chose Courtney early, GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH
WHAAATTTT He kept Emily and got rid of JENNIFER????!!!!!?!!!?!!?!! He had such a good connection with her, she's so sweet! I can't believe this, especially after that date they had last week, poor girl :'(
Soo the bitch remains... And week 6 has already aired but I do not have time to watch it now -.- Sooo, until another time!
The Bachelor week 4
Ok considering my post last week, you're surprised I'm posting, aren't you?
I found all the other episodes on a different website which is much faster, so I've gone over there!
Week 4 promises a shitload of drama and I hope Courtney finally gets what she deserves! Not even trying to sound petty, I just think it's awful how two-faced she is and Ben trusts her to be a nice person but she treats everyone like shit and he has no clue!
Rachel's on the first one-on-one and it's very nature-y lol they're on a canoe... and 'I'm on a Boat' just jumped into my head lol... Monica's turning Kacie B into a jealous girl, uh-oh... And they think there's no chemistry with Ben and Rachel... But uh-oh they're now having a terribly awkward conversation on their date... Lol he can't think of anything to talk about, so he says 'That's a beaver dam...' haha awkward silences are funny when they're not happening to you!
The girls back at the 'lodge' or whatever it is (boy, theyre moving around a lot) get a group date card... And Courtney proceeds to talk about how 1) she shouldn't be only on a group date and 2) how people don't like her (no shit) but she says she's not nervous, at all, she's ready. Everyone looked at her like 'you serious?' and made me laugh
I feel bad for Rachel cos she did admit she was bad at communicting but Ben seemed to appreciate she was trying (once she explained herself) and I do like Rachel, she seems so friendly and she has been very sweet and supportive to the other girls when they were upset. . . So he gave her the rose! Yay! Haha and then they made s'mores which was weird cos I was eating s'more flavoured PopTarts at the time I was watching that..
Haha fly fishing is so cool haha I'm so amused by this... Dear Lord, please make Courtney SHUT UP!! 'Catching a fish can't be that much harder than catching a man.. I've done that before' NO bitch, fishing is so difficult, you have to know what to do strategically, you can't just stare at them blankly and expect them to kiss you... Goddamn her voice is so annoying and she acts like a child when she's around him, so I can see why she has him fooled, unfortunately :/ That poor fish...
I watch TV online with headphones, for two reasons - my speakers always make a fuzzy noise which drives me insane, and so that whatever I'm watching doesn't disturb my family. I have now taken to removing the headphones whenever Courtney opens her damn mouth cos she is pissing me off so much -.-
Nickie does thrive in a group setting I've noticed, she's so friendly and happy! And omg one of Ben's friends died before the show began that's so tragic I wonder who it was...
Funny how Nickie was thanking him for the group dates cos she appreciated them, then Samantha comes up and complains about how she always has to go on them -.- Uh-oh he said she was 'highly emotional' so that's very awkward... And he doesn't really trust her so much and she's acting like a puppy and being all jumpy and cutting him off a little... NO he told her he doesn't see it 'going further' cos she's not taking it seriously,he thinks? OUCH poor girl and ohmygod he sends her off right there that's so awkward and she was kind of complaining about it but that's so sad! Even Blakely felt bad for her, I'm actually very surprised that Blakely has been very drama-less recently! But good for her!
WOW fuckin Courtney 'I'm really happy he's sending girls home... Another one bites the dust' she has mean things to say about EVERYONE, even sweet little Kacie B, she said had an 'annoying voice' AAGH I want to punch her!
I tihnk it also made Ben look a little like a bad guy, and made everyone feel uncomfortable...
Awwe and he told Kacie that he had wanted to kiss her so badly when they were fishign but he couldnt cos everyone was 'glaring' haha.. He wants them to get along it's kind of funny that he seems so surprised by the drama but I love them together! And you'll notice he didn't kiss Courtney! (unless you count the second-hand kiss via the fish...) And haha Courtney wants to just steal him... Her voice goes so high-pitched when she talks to him, she sounds all innocent and childlike, but she sounded so different right prior to that when she was saying 'don't poke the bear'.
I feel like she sees this as a competition and she just wants to prove she's better than everyone, she never says (in her little camera-monologues) that she likes/loves him, she says a bit of that when she's with him, but when she's talking to herself, it's all about how she's gonna take everyone else down and how she 'deserves this'. I hope Ben sees those tapes at some point and realises how she's tricking him. STOP SAYING 'WINNING' BITCH YOU ARE NOT CHARLIE SHEEN!!! Although I like him better than her right about now -.- Poor Ben is being played, he gave her the rose to make her feel better cos she told him she felt insecure and whatnot but SHE'S LYING she was doing that so she could get the rose from him!! Stay strong Kacie!!
Go Jennifer! She's actually making Courtney a bit nervous! And Queen C (my new nickname for the bitch) can't find anything negative to say about her, hmmm.. Lol their date was INSANE with that crater... How the hell did they plan to get back out? And the rain haha and so cute dancing to country music i love them together too :)
Uh-oh I feel bad for Emily because she's trying to do the right thing and help him out and see the truth, but I hope he doesn't get upset with her... But I hope he does take her warning to heart and keep an eye out! Oh no :( Oh geez Casey S likes Courtney?? WTF Courtney always says she's no good around girls, so I dont know what she's doing to make Casey like her... So then Casey runs and tells Courtney, of course, jeez... And Courtney's seeming all conceited again WHILE talking to Casey, idk why Casey doesn't not like her... So now Courtney's being all violent with her words.. and she actually said 'I want to verbally assault her' BAHAHA who says that??! And I think Emily has a valid point, if Courtney is being so sweet to Ben but bitchy and condescending to everyone else, is she going to get along with his friends? I don't think so! Ooooh Courtney's said Emily was 'on her list' that's soooooo scary.. And she's making fun of Emily for saying 'we're not in fifth grade' but SHE is the one throwing out 'winning' every 10 seconds... Yay Monica being on Emily's side, she has been totally fine ever since her bitchy time on the first night!
I only noticed this just now, since its been confusing me ever since Samantha left, but Casey S and Samantha look very similar! :/ And it's really weird that Elyse is always safe since he never seems to spend much time with her... Or Monica for that matter. I hate how Chris always interrupts right before the last rose lol its like 'yes we can count, we know there's only one left..' And Ben always seems kind of startled when Chris steps out suddenly lol
I also just realised Jaclyn must have been sent home last week... That's too bad, I liked her she was very funny and down-to-earth and didn't take shit from anyone.
Aaaand it's down to Monica and Emily, he kept Emily! That's good (clearly was a suspense technique haha) but she deserved to stay, she really was only looking out for him...
Holy shit they're going to Puerto Rico and then Courtney goes 'I was just there _____ ago' and they do their toast and she brags about being taller than anyone... Goddamn -.-
I found all the other episodes on a different website which is much faster, so I've gone over there!
Week 4 promises a shitload of drama and I hope Courtney finally gets what she deserves! Not even trying to sound petty, I just think it's awful how two-faced she is and Ben trusts her to be a nice person but she treats everyone like shit and he has no clue!
Rachel's on the first one-on-one and it's very nature-y lol they're on a canoe... and 'I'm on a Boat' just jumped into my head lol... Monica's turning Kacie B into a jealous girl, uh-oh... And they think there's no chemistry with Ben and Rachel... But uh-oh they're now having a terribly awkward conversation on their date... Lol he can't think of anything to talk about, so he says 'That's a beaver dam...' haha awkward silences are funny when they're not happening to you!
The girls back at the 'lodge' or whatever it is (boy, theyre moving around a lot) get a group date card... And Courtney proceeds to talk about how 1) she shouldn't be only on a group date and 2) how people don't like her (no shit) but she says she's not nervous, at all, she's ready. Everyone looked at her like 'you serious?' and made me laugh
I feel bad for Rachel cos she did admit she was bad at communicting but Ben seemed to appreciate she was trying (once she explained herself) and I do like Rachel, she seems so friendly and she has been very sweet and supportive to the other girls when they were upset. . . So he gave her the rose! Yay! Haha and then they made s'mores which was weird cos I was eating s'more flavoured PopTarts at the time I was watching that..
Haha fly fishing is so cool haha I'm so amused by this... Dear Lord, please make Courtney SHUT UP!! 'Catching a fish can't be that much harder than catching a man.. I've done that before' NO bitch, fishing is so difficult, you have to know what to do strategically, you can't just stare at them blankly and expect them to kiss you... Goddamn her voice is so annoying and she acts like a child when she's around him, so I can see why she has him fooled, unfortunately :/ That poor fish...
I watch TV online with headphones, for two reasons - my speakers always make a fuzzy noise which drives me insane, and so that whatever I'm watching doesn't disturb my family. I have now taken to removing the headphones whenever Courtney opens her damn mouth cos she is pissing me off so much -.-
Nickie does thrive in a group setting I've noticed, she's so friendly and happy! And omg one of Ben's friends died before the show began that's so tragic I wonder who it was...
Funny how Nickie was thanking him for the group dates cos she appreciated them, then Samantha comes up and complains about how she always has to go on them -.- Uh-oh he said she was 'highly emotional' so that's very awkward... And he doesn't really trust her so much and she's acting like a puppy and being all jumpy and cutting him off a little... NO he told her he doesn't see it 'going further' cos she's not taking it seriously,he thinks? OUCH poor girl and ohmygod he sends her off right there that's so awkward and she was kind of complaining about it but that's so sad! Even Blakely felt bad for her, I'm actually very surprised that Blakely has been very drama-less recently! But good for her!
WOW fuckin Courtney 'I'm really happy he's sending girls home... Another one bites the dust' she has mean things to say about EVERYONE, even sweet little Kacie B, she said had an 'annoying voice' AAGH I want to punch her!
I tihnk it also made Ben look a little like a bad guy, and made everyone feel uncomfortable...
Awwe and he told Kacie that he had wanted to kiss her so badly when they were fishign but he couldnt cos everyone was 'glaring' haha.. He wants them to get along it's kind of funny that he seems so surprised by the drama but I love them together! And you'll notice he didn't kiss Courtney! (unless you count the second-hand kiss via the fish...) And haha Courtney wants to just steal him... Her voice goes so high-pitched when she talks to him, she sounds all innocent and childlike, but she sounded so different right prior to that when she was saying 'don't poke the bear'.
I feel like she sees this as a competition and she just wants to prove she's better than everyone, she never says (in her little camera-monologues) that she likes/loves him, she says a bit of that when she's with him, but when she's talking to herself, it's all about how she's gonna take everyone else down and how she 'deserves this'. I hope Ben sees those tapes at some point and realises how she's tricking him. STOP SAYING 'WINNING' BITCH YOU ARE NOT CHARLIE SHEEN!!! Although I like him better than her right about now -.- Poor Ben is being played, he gave her the rose to make her feel better cos she told him she felt insecure and whatnot but SHE'S LYING she was doing that so she could get the rose from him!! Stay strong Kacie!!
Go Jennifer! She's actually making Courtney a bit nervous! And Queen C (my new nickname for the bitch) can't find anything negative to say about her, hmmm.. Lol their date was INSANE with that crater... How the hell did they plan to get back out? And the rain haha and so cute dancing to country music i love them together too :)
Uh-oh I feel bad for Emily because she's trying to do the right thing and help him out and see the truth, but I hope he doesn't get upset with her... But I hope he does take her warning to heart and keep an eye out! Oh no :( Oh geez Casey S likes Courtney?? WTF Courtney always says she's no good around girls, so I dont know what she's doing to make Casey like her... So then Casey runs and tells Courtney, of course, jeez... And Courtney's seeming all conceited again WHILE talking to Casey, idk why Casey doesn't not like her... So now Courtney's being all violent with her words.. and she actually said 'I want to verbally assault her' BAHAHA who says that??! And I think Emily has a valid point, if Courtney is being so sweet to Ben but bitchy and condescending to everyone else, is she going to get along with his friends? I don't think so! Ooooh Courtney's said Emily was 'on her list' that's soooooo scary.. And she's making fun of Emily for saying 'we're not in fifth grade' but SHE is the one throwing out 'winning' every 10 seconds... Yay Monica being on Emily's side, she has been totally fine ever since her bitchy time on the first night!
I only noticed this just now, since its been confusing me ever since Samantha left, but Casey S and Samantha look very similar! :/ And it's really weird that Elyse is always safe since he never seems to spend much time with her... Or Monica for that matter. I hate how Chris always interrupts right before the last rose lol its like 'yes we can count, we know there's only one left..' And Ben always seems kind of startled when Chris steps out suddenly lol
I also just realised Jaclyn must have been sent home last week... That's too bad, I liked her she was very funny and down-to-earth and didn't take shit from anyone.
Aaaand it's down to Monica and Emily, he kept Emily! That's good (clearly was a suspense technique haha) but she deserved to stay, she really was only looking out for him...
Holy shit they're going to Puerto Rico and then Courtney goes 'I was just there _____ ago' and they do their toast and she brags about being taller than anyone... Goddamn -.-
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