Big Bang Theory - The Colonization Application

Greetings! I am SO not looking forward to blogging after Bones comes back in a few weeks - that makes 2 in one day I have to make up for because of class. *Sigh* Here we go...

Penny apparently doesn't carry a purse when she goes out anymore - there's no way her wallet fit in those pockets, ladypants aren't built for such things - unless she makes Leonard pay for everything...

Sheldon and Amy have exciting news, and Penny and Leonard seem more apprehensive than excited... And the news is - THEY'RE GETTING A TURTLE!! That actually cracked me up because it was so out of left field.

ALSO THEY'RE FREAKING CUTE!!!

Emily may or may not have killed her roommate. Sheldon is afraid of puppies. And he applied to go be one of those Mars colonists - why am I not surprised?! Also, how can a turtle look Italian? (Those two things are related, I swear).

Leonard went to the 'dirty' store, and Howard spends too much at the Lego store. Raj is snooping in his girlfriend's nightstand and accidentally breaks it, so he's afraid she'll be pissed once she realized. Where did she get such a flimsy piece of furniture?

How does Penny have paint all over herself and not on her engagement ring?!! And why would they put on their bathrobes OVER the paint? Before showering?! Way to ruin perfectly nice housecoats. (Also I noticed that's not Leonard's usual one - did he get a new one? Does Penny have two?)

RIP old friend.

The turtle apparently bit Sheldon, so that's a no-go... Amy is still pissed, the gang warned him she would react that way, and so he makes her tea.

I love sarcastic Howard. We need more of him.

While Sheldon's brother was getting an STD, he was getting a PhD. BRILLIANT. OMG WE CAN SEE THE FOURTH WALL OF THE APARTMENT!!! THIS IS AWESOME!! And Sheldon threw a pie in Leonard's face in his 'I wanna go to Mars' video. How is that related?? Also he's very fond of the echo effect.

Emily gets mad, predictably so, and Howard and Bernadette are still on the other end of a video call, so they can hear the whole thing. Awkward.

Seriously Raj, assembling furniture isn't that hard.

It's weird that there's purple on Penny and Leonard's... painting... But none on either of them. Suspicious. [Edit: it's entirely possible that the purple, or red and blue that then combined, were on the parts of them that the bathrobes covered] 

Sheldon was gonna offer to withdraw his application, but then he decided to ask her to apply for the Mars trip too. And she reminds him that procreation would have to be part of the trip, and he's a little taken aback at first, but then totally onboard since he realizes that their hypothetical kids would be Martians. Awwww...

EMILY'S DEAD ROOMMATE IS TOTALLY IN HER CLOSET!!!!  (Just kidding).

They need an episode dedicated to that closet. Like this one.