Big Bang Theory - 'The Monster Isolation'

Raj went to Cambridge which was awesome because it looks like Hogwarts, and he has 2 games - stars, and rhyming. But then the girl he was with (the adorable one with the tiny nose, that he met at the comic book store Valentine's party - remember her?) says she has to go to the bathroom and sneaks out. Poor Raj!

OH MY GAWD FUN WITH FLAGS IS BACK!!!!! There are no words to describe how much I love this recurring joke!!! He has Penny on as a guest hahaha because she's a 'flag virgin', but 'not a real virgin', as he shares with his audience. Penny tells him to look more relaxed, and this is the result: 

He's relaxed all right...

Raj is depressed because of getting ditched on his date, so he's drinking, avoiding work, and his apartment is full of trash. Apparently you can order live lobster for delivery online! Fascinating!!

This is kind of unrelated, but Bernadette's outfits are so incredibly cute, I really wish I had more sundresses...

Amy used to have a bunch of flatworms addicted to marijuanna, which makes no sense because she's a neurobiologist and flatworms don't technically have brains... She tells Sheldon to go thank Penny for helping him with his body language and he takes that to mean 'go thank her right now in the middle of our Skype conversation' hahaha

Penny opened the door before Sheldon got to do his knocking, so he worked it into the conversation - she was really happy that he thanked her, and then invited her to a play her acting class was putting on, but he didn't want to. Then Amy said he should go, to be nice, and so he went and said that he would go, but begrudgingly.

At the comic book store, the guys let Sheldon know that Raj is upset and never leaving his apartment because he has no luck with women. Then the girl shows up and talks to Stewart, Howard confronts her and she gives him a paper to give to Raj - which he does. And Raj is in his underwear and a Red Lobster bib. Well then.

And I won't be able to get that mental image out of my head for a week....

He says he doesn't want the number, but then chases after Howard down the street saying he's changed his mind.
Amy got fired from the addiction study because she threw the monkey's feces back at them, and when they get ready to leave for the play, Leonard makes Sheldon empty his pockets of his Nintendo DS, PSP, and GameBoy. Also he had a Rubix cube and an Etch-a-Sketch down his pants.

The girl (who still doesn't have a name, BTW) goes to Raj's apartment (I don't know how she knew where he lives), and tells him that she's sorry for running out on him, that she's socially anxious (I said 'awww' when she said that) and he convinces her that he's 'broken' too, so she should go on just one date with him because it'll be OK. Awww!!!

Sheldon is disappointed there are no actual streetcars in A Streetcar Named Desire, and he Amy and Leonard agree that Penny is actually very talented. Which is weird, because I thought the joke was that Penny was a terrible actress, and that's why she never got hired. Other than that time she was in that commercial for hemorrhoid cream with that lady and they were riding those horses.

That facial expression. That's clear talent, that is.