SNL - Justin Timberlake

OMG OMG OMGO MOGMGIOMGOMGOGMG
I have been so excited about this episode for so long, it was the one thing I was looking forward to all day today!! While I was doing stupid studying and labs and stuff - JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!
Singing (as Elton John) in the cold open, about the death of Hugo Chavez. This man is so great... And so are the people who wrote that parody song!! AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!! Haha very few people get to do the cold open on their own episode of this show, congrats Justin buddy!!
He's also one of the very few people to host 5 times! So now he's a member of a very exclusive club, including Paul Simon, Steve Martin - who thinks JT isn't impressive enough because he doesn't play banjo!
OMG DAN AKROYD IS THEIR BARTENDER!!! SO MANY CAMEOS I CAN'T EVEN!!! He has so much of his own vodka behind him haha Shameless Self Promotion.. CHEVY CHASE TOO!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!! AND MARTIN SHORT!!! He's the only one who will do the 'three amigos salute', AND ALEC BALDWIN JUST WALKED IN WITH TOM HANKS!!!!! I'm glad I'm not in the studio audience, I would have had a heart attack by now.

SO MUCH FAMOUSNESS IN ONE ROOM!!!!!

They get to make the cast members fight for their entertainment, and Bobby kills Taran, but Tom loves 'Drunk Uncle' haha so Bobby's over it! AND CANDACE BERGEN!!! 'We got a great show - EVERYBODY is here!!!' I am so incredibly happy :) The next sketch is a dating show, and if my roommate wasn't going to bed right now, I would have literally SCREAMED because Bachelor Number(s) 2 on this show is ANDY SAMBERG AND JUSTIN AS THE 'DICK IN A BOX/MOTHERLOVER/THREE WAY' GUYS!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

They're singing all the answers, and I'm squealing because it's so awesome!!!

The 3rd bachelors are apparently a recurring characters from back in the day, it's Steve and Akroyd as Czech/Long Islandian twins! Also Bill is the host, so he's hilarious, of course. And no one wants to hear what poor Bobby (Bachelor #1) has to say.
Apparently Melissa McCarthy is hosting next week, that'll be good! She's always funny!
I CAN'T EVEN!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!! Too bad they couldn't get Will Forte to come back, but Bobby is a street hawker for sausages, and JUSTIN IS IN A GIANT BLOCK OF TOFU COSTUME 'Bring it on down to veganville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE OF ANYTHING EVER!!!!!!!!!!! And then 'We found love in a meatless place - dance break, I wish I had some glowsticks' THEN he breaks into the best Billy Idol impression I've ever seen... I'm just going to sit back and be happy that this is happening!!! AND THEN HE MANAGES TO TURN IT INTO A HARLEM SHAKE OH MY GOD I'M DYING 

BRING IT ON DOWN TO VEGANVILLE!!!!!

The next fauxmercial was kind of disturbing, it was about a bedazzled birth control ring.. uhmm..
AW there was a real commercial involving a panda and a comedian I love.. Named Mark Little.. Google him, he's hilarious and nerdy and therefore, I love him.
Then he introduced himself lol that's a first... I love him so much... His Grammy performance was better. However, it would be incredibly hard to top that, let's be honest. It was that good. And now even MORE famous people in one building, because suddenly Jay-Z is there!!
YAY SETH MEYERS!!! Apparently the richest man in Mexico is worth $73 billion, which works out to infinity pesos.
THE OFFICIAL BEST EPISODE EVER JUST BECAME TOTALLY 100% OFFICIAL BECAUSE STEPHON IS ON WEEKEND UPDATE!!!! BILL HADER DESERVES ALL THE EMMYS!!!! AND THEY'RE BOTH LAUGHING!!!!

I apologize for the overuse of caps lock, because I am just THAT HAPPY!!! AND HE JUST DID A DONALD DUCK IMPERSONATION, LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY I COULD BE HAPPIER IS IF I DIDN'T HAVE MIDTERMS NEXT WEEK!!!! What is a human fannypack? Me: You have a midget around your waist who holds your stuff Stephon: It's that thing, where a midget dangles from your waist and holds your passport in his mouth.
And he has 2 questions for Seth: 'Will you go to Spring Break with me? And why not?'
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I COULD CRY!!!!!
Next (I can't believe it's already 12:30) is a sketch about the debaucherous Calligula who is trying to stop being an alcoholic sex addict lol.. It's 'The Tales of Sober Calligula'! He wants everyone to play Celebrity
Remember Maine Justice? Vaguely? Me too... ANDY IS BACK as the defendant, a lady claimed to have injured herself - and Justin is the bailiff. He and Jason (the judge) are all angsty and acting like they're in Louisianna - but 'We don't take kindly to southern folk' haha and they sentence him to eat donuts.. Lord, I miss Andy Samberg.. Although he's been on 2 episodes already, so it's like he's just popping in and out! So I'm ok with that!
AND HE GOT THE 3 AMIGOS TO INTRODUCE HIM THE SECOND TIME!!!! This song is incredible, I love it!! 

Screw you, Beiber - THIS MAN is the next Michael Jackson!!!

Then a sketch about a fake movie where Justin is in love with Nasim, and Keenan is his friend, and it looks like a normal movie except - the girl has a dick. Typical SNL lol...
Here's that thing again where Vanessa and Cecily are ex porn stars advertising that champagne hahah and Justin keeps sliding in, looking like a creeper hahaha and the name is Moet & Chandon champagne but he calls it 'Monica and Chandler'
He's going to run out of breath thanking all those famous people... Wow this was just awesome!! And I can't wait to see him on Jimmy Fallon all this week!!!! Except I have to study... Poop.