Big Bang Theory - 'The Contractual Obligation Implementation'

Is it just me or are these episode titles getting unweildy?
The guys are supposed to help women become more interested in science. TADAAHH!! (Enter Emily hahah)

Not this one, either.

Sheldon is all 'no this is stupid' and Leonard is all 'oh really, you want ME to help YOU do stuff, but you won't help anyone with anything?!' Point Leonard. Then Sheldon calls Leonard and Howard 'tools', but in the context of 'I use you to do stuff', not... the other, more insulting one.

Sheldon comes up with the idea of targeting middle-school girls so that they'll be interested in science before they grow up and go to high school or university.
Apparently the girl Raj is dating does have a name - it's Lucy, and he's asking the 3 girls how he should take her on a date, because of her social anxieties. Apparently, you're supposed to bribe people when you ask them for advice - Sheldon gave the girls T-shirts, Raj brought wine and fondue... I need to start asking my freeloading friends to pay up!
Penny keeps accidentally revealing how skanky she is by making 'jokes' - which are based on real events! And then the girls decide to ditch work on Friday to go to Disneyland. Amy is reluctant at first, saying her mother told her that playing hooky gets girls addicted to reefer and jazz music.
The guys go to Howard's old midle-school to test-drive their ideas, and a big scary kid bumps into Howard, but he says nothing - in spite of being an adult and having 'ages' since he was stuffed into a locker.
When the girls are en route to Disneyland, Bernadette suggests they go to the place that does princess makeovers - and then she gets jealous when all the girls decide they want to be Cinderella. Damn, all this talk of amusement parks is making me REALLY want to go to Disney World, or at least Canada's Wonderland...
Raj decides his date is going to be at the library... Since they're awkward. And it's going to be a texting date. Which the audience can hear! How cute!
Leonard tries to be cool and the girls in the audience are REALLY unenthusuastic hahaha - his attempt includes using the word 'whaaaat?' and Sheldon stands up and says "Hello female children. Allow me to inspire you with the story of a famous female scientist - Madam Curie." He then tells the tale of how her own discovery killed her, and says "With a little hard work, I see no reason why that can't happen to any of you." Then he turns around and asks if they can go now hahaha... The girls are super-bored and texting each other. And when Leonard was their age, he wanted to be a rap star - "Like Snoop Dogg, but with a healthy respect for the police." LMAO I could never picture that happening, but I wish he would do some more freestyle!!
Lucy and Raj are having an awesome time, and he blames 'autocorrect' for making him gush about how much he loves prom, instead of trying to say 'I love sports' hahahaha oh Raj...

Say it with me: CUTEST COUPLE IN BBT HISTORY

Leonard is continuing to talk about his childhood and says that the cello sounds like a suicidal bumblebee - then Sheldon interrupts them and says that he's instead going to get ACTUAL 'girls in science' to talk to them - and so he calls Bernie and Amy, who are dressed as Cinderella and Snow White, respectively. Penny is Sleeping Beauty.
Then Lucy's phone battery is dying, so she says she has to go, but would like to try one more thing that scares her and give him a kiss goodnight - but when she leans in, she gets six inches from his face and goes "Panic attack! Maybe next time!" and runs out. Awww
Howard and Leonard love their girls dressed as princesses, but Sheldon keeps ignoring Amy's request for a kiss to wake her up hahaha poor Amy.

THEY'RE SO PRETTY I'M SO JEALOUS!!! Too bad I couldn't find a picture of Penny...