Bones - The Carpals in the Coy-Wolves

OK so the opening scene was kind of funny, with a man taking his son hunting and berating the kid for not 'acting like a man' since the kid watches Project Runway - then they find a body and the dad is the one who screams. Very clever, Bones writers. But kid? DON'T SHOOT THE FREAKING EVIDENCE!!!

Brennan killed the guy in her books who was based on Booth and that's depressing... Remember to alert your spoilers, Booth!

Dr. Wells' hair/beard is super-long and with it, so is his douchieness. And he's mad that he has to deal with a new female intern who may or may not be attractive. Does he just hate everything?

Coy-wolves are apparently a coyote-wolf hybrid. Which is disappointing to me, because I was hoping they were wolves that were extremely bashful.

I mean, they COULD be both... 

Following the death of Agent Andy, Brennan is going to replace him with another, younger, more handsome FBI agent sidekick. Aubrey thinks she was inspired by him and I don't think he's too far off the mark, because that's BASICALLY WHAT THEY DID WITH SWEETS!!! *sobs*

Is he gonna keep referring to himself in the third person?? Cos every time he says 'Agent James' I'm tempted to add 'Bond'...

Wells is grumpy because he's been having issues... shall we say... 'pitching his tent' lately. Awks. 

BETTY WHITE!!!!!! I knew she'd been on an episode but I didn't realize it was this one!! I'm especially excited because I've been watching reruns of The Golden Girls lately. She's the best!! \

This is relevant. Betty White ain't no banana.

The dead guy might have been murdered over fantasy football. Why am I not surprised... Those things can get heated. And of course Betty White's character plays fantasy football hahaha

She also figured out Wells' problem oh my god I love this woman. 

An actual football player got in a Twitter fight with the victim, which is stupid. There are haters all over the internet and the famous people don't respond to it. BTW Booth still has it, and by 'it', I mean his aim with a gun. Badass. 

Brennan is feeling a little inadequate, because Dr. Mayer (Betty) is much more perceptive than she is. And Wells accidentally shot Hodgins with a tranq dart and now he seems kind of drunk and it's hilarious. 

The angry guy who was a part of the league's wife was sleeping with the victim, and he flips out when Aubrey and Booth go to talk to him, all because he was 'in the middle of a trade'. PRIORITIES, PEOPLE!! But it wasn't him, it was the other guy, the one who worked at a sandwich shop. Dr. Mayer figured it out because of the traces of ham that were left on the body. 

Aaaand Hodgins went out in the woods and shot Wells with a dart. IN THE HAND. I cringed and squirmed and it was gross. 

But Dr. Mayer (who apparently has been working for more years than Angela, Brennan, Cam, and Hodgins COMBINED, but I don't see how that works) gave Brennan some good advice about her relationship with Booth, so she agreed that maybe it was a good idea to bring Agent Andy back from the dead. AWWWE