Thursday 12 November 2015

Bones - The Resurrection in the Remains

Don't have a kegger in an old church, it's bad juju.

Typical Bones doesn't like candy for children because she's a killer of fun. But gelatin is fine? Alrighty then...

BTW I've never watched Sleepy Hollow before, but I like Nicole Beharie, and I have quite a few friends who love it. And I don't know how they're going to mix the worlds of super-science Bones with supernatural Sleepy Hollow, but it's sure to be interesting.

Hodgins is wearing creepy demonic contact lenses... It's very creepy.
Plus, why would you cover up those baby blues? 
There's a dead guy underneath the other dead guy - but this one is in a coffin from the 18th century, wearing a British redcoat uniform. And his head is missing. BTW, when you drop a jack-o-lantern, the candle doesn't stay lit, nor in place.

WENDELLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Bones writers are being too good to me. Two Wendell episodes in like 3 weeks?!

BTW, changing the girl's hair colour and adding some peircings would not make the computer recognize her. It goes off of facial proportions. Yeesh.


Hi Abbie and Ichabod! You will be greeted with hostility, apparently.
Except from Angela, because Angela is wonderful, and nice to everybody, and she tells Ichabod she likes his jacket and he does this:
LMAO
I might need to start watching that show and skipping past the supernatural bits, just to watch him...

Brennan tells Ichabod that he and Abbie should get together. Even I know that's hilarious. Also the dead British guy is a bad dude. 

Evil book is evil, full of spells in a druid language, and the victim had it for some reason, Hodgins is all suspicious. Somehow a digital display can mimic candlelight. And the victim took the skull because apparently one of the spells can teach you how to reanimate the dead. 
*Spoooooky* 
Cam finds evidence that the victim was dead two weeks earlier - but she'd been seen since then. Also she might have been beaten to death with the soldier's missing skull.

Something about George Washington and Ichabod having the same handwriting... Time travel is impossible, apparently. And all I thought of when they were discussing 'iron gall ink' was that scene in National Treasure where the clue 'iron pen' leads them to the Declaration of Independence.

But anyways, the victim's friend killed her because she killed and brought him back and he didn't see anything on 'the other side', so he got mad. Kind of an anticlimactic end. Nothing spooky about it.

I just realized there was not a single scene with Aubrey in this episode. What the hell?!

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