Friday 2 March 2012

CSI: Miami - 'Last Straw'

My first thought when seeing the opening part of this was 'DON'T HURT THE HORSIE!!!' lol I have such a soft spot for animals, and horses are just so beautiful (and for the most part, calm...) Anyway, guy driving in his truck with country music blaring (in FLORIDA?) sees horse running rampant, calls 911 says there's 'blood on the saddle and the rider's missing, you better get somebody down here quick!'
So they send Ryan. On his own. Where's Animal Control? Or a vet? Or somebody with a tranquilizer dart? And the horse keeps rearing back and he's shouting and now I'm thinking 'DON'T HURT THE HORSIE!! OR RYAN!!!!' I think there's something wrong with its front hoof, the way it's keeping it off the ground and keeps pawing with the left one when it's actually on the ground, it doesn't want to put any weight on it.  :/ Calleigh to the rescue haha of course Texas girl knows what she's doing :P
Ryan goes walking back the way the horse came, and finds a dead girl lying on the ground with rope tied around her neck - rope that matches the stuff tied around the horse. Horatio (standing sideways) says that the killer tied the rope around the girl, over the tree branch, and then around the horse, so that as the horse walked away, it pulled her up and hung her. 'He wanted her to suffer. And so will he.' *sunglasses on* YEAAAAAH!
Owner of the stable knows nothing, ask her daughter, she doesn't know much either, horse's name was Chestnut and the dead girl (Cassidy) came to the stable every morning to ride him, but earlier than either the owner or her daughter would be there. Tom and Calleigh find a sorority necklace, Phi Gamma Alpha, on the dead girl, even though she was too old to be in university - and then Eric and Horatio find a condom wrapper in the horse's stable O.O
Based on her autopsy, they think she might've been raped, but they find a hair that would help them identify who. Some cute but dirtbaggy guy says he always had sex with her at the stable, but consensually... But he was also in the DNA system for statutory rape, so geeee who do we believe?
Ryan and the new girl, Samantha, are out 'in the field' (Literally haha) looking for evidence... And he found a half-eaten chili dog which may have given him 'food poisoning by proxy' hahahah it's so gross... Then she found a rock with blood on it which they figure might have been used to hit Cassidy over the head so she was unconscious when she was tied up. And then Ryan goes 'omg there's a snake behind you!' and Samantha bends over to look at it more closely he practically squeals 'Don't touch the snake!' hahahaha it turns out to be a riding crop XD with the initials 'R.P.' engraved on the side.
Walter and Calleigh go to the sorority, where some lady is teaching the girls how to sip through a straw... WOAH the sipping lady was Frannie from Greek! Weird that she always gets cast as a sorority type lol she's gorgeous but also kinda sneaky-looking... Maybe that's just cos I remember as the devilish Frannie. It was in fact her riding crop, she says she musta dropped it the day before when she was out riding, with Cassidy, like every day, but she wasnt there that day cos she was in court going thru a divorce - TO MICKEY QUINN THE SAME CREEPER WHO ADMITTED TO SLEEPING WITH CASSIDY!! But wait, if he slept with her, that obviously means he wasn't in court that day... Weird. Ooh bad pun by Walter involving 'roll in the hay'.
Hmm they both had alibies for the time... so Calleigh and Horatio both ask them, 'Who did you pay to kill her?' I love how they split up this scene, similar quesions back and forth and then the responses lol. They were both late for court that morning... And Rachel (the wife) admits to hating Cassidy, because she slept with her husband.
THEN they find out that Elle, the daughter of the stable owner, was in the same sorority as them in college, and she uses lye to clean the stables - someone had used lye to clean evidence off the horse's bridle. She tells them how horrible Cassidy and Rachel were during college, and that she had dreamt about wanting them dead, but would never actually do anything.
OMFG Rachel was at the spa and talking on the phone about wanting to congratulate wohever had killed Cassidy - and would 'give a medal' to them if they 'took care of Mickey too' - then she gets into the tanning bed and SOMEONE LOCKED HER IN!!!! Holy shit that's terrifying! And nobody could hear her shouting to let her out. Then we see the cops rushing in - Tons of cops there already but Franks the only one who knows how to use bolt cutters to cut off the bike lock? Anyway, she's super-red and super-dead when they get her out, and Tom realises that she didn't get 'cooked' to death, she suffocated because the killer turned off the air system in the tanning bed and placed tape over the curculation vent. Then they notice that she had the Greek letters of her sorority reverse-tanned onto her back (there was UV-resistant tape stuck inside the bed, so it cooked the skin around that, but not inside the letters themselves). Someone is trying to send a message! Scary.
Eric found out that the owner of the spa had been arrested for pulling the fire alarm at the Phi Gamma Alpha (They keep saying 'Phi Galph') and LOCKING THE DOOR FROM THE OUTSIDE WITH A BIKE LOCK so that they all thought they would burn alive!! (Come on, wasnt there another emergency exit to that house?!) Turns out he was dating Elle, the stable owner's daughter, in college, and she was pressured by the sorority girls to dump him, so she did. :( But then recently she turned up at his spa to 'apologize' for everything - even tho it happened like 10 years ago. The bitches had threatened to kick her out of the sorority if she didn't end it with him. THEY'RE SO EVIL! Well they're dead. But they were evil. And they find out that her bike is missing a lock, and there's some UV-resistant tape right beside it in the garage. So they arrest her. Poor thing. Her dad shows up, back from a business trip and promises he will get her out.
Calleigh discovers, through interviewing the stable owner, that Elle was kicked out of the sorority in her second year. She was only accepted into the house because her mother had been a 'Phi Galph'. But she didn't fit in with the bitches. She was so hurt and lonely it's so sad :( And then Cassidy and Rachel found out that she was working at her mother's stable, and they took their horses there so that they could torment her more. I want to cry I hate those girls so much.
Ok they figure out that if Elle had brushed Chestnut when he came back from his ride that day, there may have been evidence of the killer on the brushes (which makes no sense to me, because he never did come back from the ride, he ran out onto the road... Meaning there was no chance to brush him... but anyway.) They find male DNA on the brushes. And because Elle's dad would have had access to the garage, they figure it was him. And they were right. Because he said they 'broke her spirit'. Which makes me want to cry even more.
Then Elle calls Horatio and starts crying saying it was her fault that all of this happened because she's pathetic. So she is gona kill herself. And we see Horatio driving like a maniac while she's tying a noose and OMFG I CAN'T WATCH THIS IT'S LIKE KUROFSY ALL OVER AGAIN GODDAMN TOO SOON TOO SOON!!!!!!!!
RUN HORATIO RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN!!!! Ohmygod he got her she's ok *relief* WHY are they letting her walk around now?! She should be at the mental hospital! And now she's thanking Horatio?! Ok a really suicidal person woulda been like 'GRR how dare you mess up my plans?'
But she's ok. Bitches. She didn't 'give them 10 years of her life'. They took it!

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