Big Bang Theory - 'The Spoiler Alert Segmentation'

Leonard's reading Harry Potter and Sheldon tells him (spoiler alert) that Dumbledore dies in The Half-Blooded Prince. HOW RUDE!! Although I spoiled that one for myself by flipping to the end because I was afraid Hermione was going to die, and I wanted to make sure she didn't...
Sheldon thinks Leonard's turning into a whiny woman because of the estrogen in soy milk - reminded me of this scene:

Then Leonard says that he hates Sheldon and the roommate agreement, throws it in the trash, Sheldon flips out, Leonard decides he's going to go live with Penny, and Sheldon pulls another douchey-spoiler-move and tells him Dobby dies in Deathy Hallows. ALL THE FANGIRL TEARS!!!

Raj is returning Howard's suitcase because Howard and Bernadette are going to Vegas with her company, and then Howard asks Raj to please check in on his mom. But Raj goes "Dude, I'm a single guy, Saturday is my party night!" And Howard laughs, and the audience laughs, and I laugh... But eventually he agrees to it, because he realises his life is sad.

When Leonard tells Penny about him moving out, she says it's too bad, and compares the two of them to Bert and Ernie hahaha - a comparison that is totally valid, shape-wise



"You guys even teach me stuff, about numbers and words!"

She freaks out when Leonard says he wants to move in with her, then spoils more of the Harry Potter books for him and tries to dissuade him, but it doesn't work.
HOLY CRAP WE FINALLY (kind of) SEE MRS. WALOWITZ!!!! She walks past the kitchen door as she's telling Raj he should have dessert!!

Do you see that floral nightgown?? Do you?!!!

Even the live audience kind of gasped, haha clearly they were not expecting it!! I have no clue how Howard has stayed so skinny for so long, with all the food she's heaping on Raj. Then he wants to leave, and she starts crying because she's lonely - so he decides to stay, and she walks past the door a couple more times and looks like Fat Monica hahaha all the Friends references (being made by my own brain) are killing me!
Sheldon and Amy are trying to divide up all the stuff in the apartment between himself and Leonard, and then she suggests that she move in, since she's familiar with his personality 'quirks' and they're intellectually compatible, bla bla - he keeps saying 'um' and she decides she's going to move in, since he's not arguing!
'Good buddy Leonard' becomes Sheldon's new name for when he's knocking on the door - wearing violet pants, no less - and says he wants Leonard back in the apartment. Plus he has a 'new, devil-may-care bathrooom schedule!'
Raj wakes up, in Howard's old bedroom, because he ended up spending the night in Howard's pyjamas - satin PJs on silk sheets made him slide out of the bed like 3 times. I have a friend who has silk sheets haha, she hates them because they're slippery and not warm at all. And Mrs. Walowitz is making him breakfast and took his clothes, so he's trapped!
Sheldon wants Penny to kick Leonard out, because Amy is buying 'his' and 'hers' towels, and he doesn't want to dry himself with something that has a posessive pronoun on it! So Penny admits that she doesn't want Leonard living with her yet, and says she will kick him out, even though it will probably make him upset.
Raj is still trapped and now Howard's mom is going to bathe him, she's taken his keys away, and Howard is like 'whoops, too bad' and they abandon him haha. But he still has his phone - why doesn't he call the cops and say there's a crazy fat lady holding him hostage?? Maybe he'll try that next episode.
Amy gets all upset and screams "what the hell, Sheldon?!" when he says she can't move in. So then instead of saying 'um' again, he blames it on Penny, and the four of them have a screaming match in the hallway. So they end up back with their original living arrangements, and the set designers don't have to do any work rearranging stuff. Oh happy day!
And Raj tries to climb out of the window but Mrs. Walowitz pulls him back in - we saw her arm! - which is just as well, because if he had jumped and landed in the garden, he probably would have really hurt himself.