HIMYM - 'Ring Up'

Barney loves Robin even more because she's able to make fun of Ted for his leather wrist cuff, and everyone is so focused on it that they don't care he saved an old lady from being pinned by a taxi. Also, he has a date with a girl who isn't 21 yet - so she can't come into MacLaren's. But they can take a baby into the bar? O.o I'm confused. Plus, I figured it was one of those places where you could come in and eat, but they wouldn't serve you booze unless you had an ID... Weird.
OMG he's dating Ashley Benson! Weird. Good point that she is WAY younger than him. And she called him 'old' haha. 

So creepy... He could be her dad!

Marshall got a leather wrist cuff like Ted's, and it makes Lily think of him like a bad boy.
There used to be a musical number of guys hitting on Robin in the morning, but now that she's engaged, they're making her pay for coffee and whatnot.
Barney sneaks into Ted''s bedroom in the middle of the night and says "Ted! You have to bang the 20-year-old! For me!" And he keeps writing his ideas in Ted's dream journal. How rude.
Apparently Marshall's leather cuff is giving him an allergic reaction... How does that even happen? O.o Robin is really mad that she can't get a beer because of her engagement ring, so she takes it off and then gets the beers, but when she puts it back on, some guys take the beers, since she's invisible. 

Why can't we go back to this?!

The young girl doesn't like TV or sports or books, and Barney stole the dream journal. What a bastard! Then Ted tells whatshername that there 'isn't a future here' and she goes "Oh my god! Are you dying?!" Then he finds out that she likes Star Wars and starts making out with her!!!
Next day, Ted's bragging, and Barney looks at the picture of her, and goes "OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S MY HALF-SISTER!!!". O.O Awkward. Barney does a high-five than realises what he's doing and does a retraction five, which made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video... Now Barney said "Friendship over!" and storms off.
Marshall's hand is really swollen because of the cuff, and we find out that Lily's boobs are named Crackle and Pop. Interesting. Then Marshall passes out. 

I'm slightly creeped out by this...

Barney tries to make Ted marry the sister, and it doesn't work, because then they realise that Barney is over his detox and obsession with one-night-stands. Hooray! (Although, let's be honest, that was one of the funniest parts of this show!)
And Robin has a way of getting beer - Barney has to get them.