'Everybody wants to Rule the World'!!!! I love this song so much!! And I love Blaine!! And he's doing this song! I'm so happy! <3
Ok how come we didn't have any of these clubs at my highschool?? Superhero club, Midieval club?! I totally would have joined that last one haha I'm such a dork.. And he wants to run for class president aha this will be interesting...
I love voiceovers.. Especially Kurt's, he's so sarcastic! Aaand there's Sarah Jessica Parker! She's so adorable and seems like such a nice person in real life :) And she's married to Matthew Broderick - jealousy! Yaaay Kurt he got the job!
Ok more classic Britney - she thinks Artie's part robot, Rosevelt's on Mount Rushmore, and she forgot that she and Artie dated... SO MUCH LAUGHTER!
Schue has no ideas. This is not good. If he goes back to Journey, I'm going to cry with laughter XD
Britney wants Sam to be Blaine's running mate - and Sam does a mean George Bush impression! How come they've never pulled that out on the show before?!
Ok Miss Vogue boss-lady is freaking out because she's not doing too well in her job :( that's so sad cos she seems so nice and I feel bad for her...
Now for another song - AH two Britneys that scares me a little.. Two Sams is not an issue though ;) Especially if one of them is wearing a suit hehe! OK is it just me, or did those glasses make Britney S. Pearce look a little like REAL Britney Spears??!!!
I love that the half-deaf-scarlet-fever guy is back XD
Apparently Rachel needs a makeover - I've always liked her dorky-chic, but it has gotten a little tiring and BLAH (but oh please, I'm praying they don't bring back the leather catsuit from Season 1!)
Aaand they're sneaking into Vogue.com?! WTF they're gonna get in such trouble! OK nevermind XD I shoulda known all they'd have to do is say 'makeover' hahah..I love that black sparkly dress, but what is with that enoumous white one?! She's not getting married!!
So Schue wants to sign up for the government position to support funding for the glee club - and Emma is so sweet, she's supporting him :)
LMAO Sue is moderating the debate and this is utterly hilarious XD 'this year there is the addition of a vice-presidential position, for no discernable reason whatsoever'
Sam's not ashamed of being a stripper - he's gonna stip onstage?!?! OMFG this is hilarious and awesome - just like the SNL episode this week too haha (Also Blaine's on a warpath because of Britney's ban on hair gel lol) Plus she wants to outlaw weekends and summer vacation now.. Ok that's gonna be unsuccessful ahaha the stoner ginger with the hat got up and left...
Kurt got an awesome promotion-type thing at work..
Rachel and cute New-York guy were dancing awww they're so cute!! And he can sing!! But my friends pointed out (and I agree) that they're waay too sexy to just be friends lol, I mean 'I want to cook you dinner' is clearly an innuendo haha.. But I'm so jealous of her hair it looks so gorgeous!
Now Sue's witty banter is about to annouce the winner of the presidential election - haha she asks 'can I get a xylophone flourish?' and Becky looks at her like 'No you may not' LMAO the awkward second of silence was priceless!! They just stared at each other!
Blaine won the election, and everyone's celebrating (at Breadsticks - that town is big enough to have 3 highschools but only one big restaurant?) but Kurt's not answering Blaine's call and Blaine's kind of bummed out and spoils Sam's party mood with that realisation.
Ok so Rachel cooks dinner for whatshisname - and sets it on fire hahahahah good to know she's not good at everything! And they're so cute, damn her for having all the cute guys falling all over her! I want one! Then OMG THEY KISSED and I was squealing but kinda saw it coming, and then there was a knock at the door and I started squealing 'OHMYGOD IT'S GOING TO BE FINN JUST WATCH IT'S FINN AT THE DOOR OH MY GOOOODDDDDDD!!!!'
And then she opened the door.
AND IT WAS FINN!!! And I started yelling 'OHMYGOD ITS FINN AT THE DOOR I KNEW IT OHMYGOD!!!!' and that was really awkward.
This episode got really good in like the last 10 minutes lol
Until next week, my dear Gleeks!
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Thursday, 27 September 2012
Big Bang Theory - 'The Date Night Variable'
Stupid John Cryer, Modern Family and Modern Family again deprived Jim Parsons, Mayim Bialik and the entire show of well-deserved Emmys this past Sunday.. Hopefully that disappointment won't affect their awesomeness this season! I have my Bazinga! shirt on, my Sheldon poster glaring at me disapprovingly because he (somehow) knows I could potentially be doing calculus homework.. And I'm ready to go!
Less than ten seconds in, and Sheldon's already calling Howard stupid - now that's not fair, Howard's thousands of miles away, he can't defend himself!!
And can't defend himself from his mother, either hehe poor guy.. And she won't refer to Bernadette as his wife uh-oh that's awkward!
Speaking of awkward, Penny is helping Amy bleach the hair on her upper lip, and talking about sex with Sheldon.. AGH MY MIND!!! Suddenly I want to take down my Sheldon poster..
Making fun of Leonard, making fun of Raj.. Making Raj join him and Amy on their two-month anniversary date (because there's a loophole in the Relationship Agreement, of course)
OK I know it would kill the 'mystery' of not knowing what Howard's mom looks like, but he only gets a phone call from her - and gets to video-chat with Bernadette, who is *not impressed* hehehe because Howard didn't tell his mother that they wouldn't be living with her.
Awkward tings with Raj Sheldon and Amy... More awkward tings cos Leonard wants to talk about 'where they are' in their relationship.. And then Raj shows up there lol..
Ah well here we are, an explanation as to the lack of video chat - his mother is afraid of the computer because she thinks she's going to catch a computer virus XD And aw damn she's so sad cos everyone's leaving her :(
Raj and Penny and Leonard are NOT enjoying their time together haha and Raj gets on a rant about how Penny should say 'I love you' to Leonard lol and they kick him out..
Speaking of awkwardness (this episode should be called 'The awkwardness variable'...), Amy gets fed up that Sheldon is spurning her advances and she goes to walk out and he says 'wait! You can't leave! I need you!' and even though I knew it was coming (thank you promos) I still laughed so hard when he continued with 'You're my ride!' And then he said this beautiful speech and I almost teared up ... And it was from the first Spiderman movie -.- Amy will take it! haha good enough!
And Raj and Stewart (from the comic shop) started an awkward little bromance hahah.. I should count how many times I've used that word in this posting.. But I'm too lazy haha :P
And Howard never wants to go back to earth now lol.
Not a bad premiere! But it was hardly earth-shattering... Mostly awkward.. Lol
Less than ten seconds in, and Sheldon's already calling Howard stupid - now that's not fair, Howard's thousands of miles away, he can't defend himself!!
And can't defend himself from his mother, either hehe poor guy.. And she won't refer to Bernadette as his wife uh-oh that's awkward!
Speaking of awkward, Penny is helping Amy bleach the hair on her upper lip, and talking about sex with Sheldon.. AGH MY MIND!!! Suddenly I want to take down my Sheldon poster..
Making fun of Leonard, making fun of Raj.. Making Raj join him and Amy on their two-month anniversary date (because there's a loophole in the Relationship Agreement, of course)
OK I know it would kill the 'mystery' of not knowing what Howard's mom looks like, but he only gets a phone call from her - and gets to video-chat with Bernadette, who is *not impressed* hehehe because Howard didn't tell his mother that they wouldn't be living with her.
Awkward tings with Raj Sheldon and Amy... More awkward tings cos Leonard wants to talk about 'where they are' in their relationship.. And then Raj shows up there lol..
Ah well here we are, an explanation as to the lack of video chat - his mother is afraid of the computer because she thinks she's going to catch a computer virus XD And aw damn she's so sad cos everyone's leaving her :(
Raj and Penny and Leonard are NOT enjoying their time together haha and Raj gets on a rant about how Penny should say 'I love you' to Leonard lol and they kick him out..
Speaking of awkwardness (this episode should be called 'The awkwardness variable'...), Amy gets fed up that Sheldon is spurning her advances and she goes to walk out and he says 'wait! You can't leave! I need you!' and even though I knew it was coming (thank you promos) I still laughed so hard when he continued with 'You're my ride!' And then he said this beautiful speech and I almost teared up ... And it was from the first Spiderman movie -.- Amy will take it! haha good enough!
And Raj and Stewart (from the comic shop) started an awkward little bromance hahah.. I should count how many times I've used that word in this posting.. But I'm too lazy haha :P
And Howard never wants to go back to earth now lol.
Not a bad premiere! But it was hardly earth-shattering... Mostly awkward.. Lol
Wednesday, 26 September 2012
CSI - 'Karma to Burn'
CSI IS BACK!!! HOORAAYYY!!!!
You have no idea how happy this makes me :)
Especially since it was a cliffhanger ending last season - police corruption, the bastard who killed Warrick is back and calling the shots (literally) from inside prison; Ecklie got shot as Morgan was standing right there, Finn is at a bar drinking with a cop who may or may not be corrupt, Nick walked off the job and disappeared, and DB's granddaughter got kidnapped!! So much happening!!! I'm just glad Greg is OK, I'm already beside myself, if something happened to him I'd be beside and behind and in front and above and below myself!!!!
OKso Ecklie's stable, Morgan feels all guilty because when she was a kid she used to hate him and they were just reconnecting.. Aww :(
Outside Russel's house there was a flashlight with 'LVPD' on it, they know it was one of the crooked cops! So Russel didn't want anyone outside except for people Brass OKed, which is realy sad because it reminds me of Vega - they thought he was ok and then it turned out he had killed people.. And remember, there was a magazine cut-out ransom-type note left in the house that said 'karma' - probably because Russel had threatened to cut off the money that the evil ex-undersherriff's family was getting while he was in jail...
Finn's date takes her in his car to god-knows where and they leave their gun behind and her cell phone and I'm terrified for her but on the one hand she'll probably be fine because she's a badass, but on the other hand she's REEEALY drunk but doesn't have her gun or a phone!
Speaking of guns, Russell went into a safe in his house and got out an old-school revolver.. Uh-oh...
So a few cops found Nick.. and they got into a fight.. Haha I love my boy Nick, he was drunk and hilarious!
Sarah tells him that 'you can quit tomorrow, but right now, you still work here.'
NOO Finn don't go down that super-creepy hallway at the back of the illegal dingy club! Aaand now he's pulled a gun on her and taken her into a room - and there's the granddaughter Katie! Yay! She's ok!
And I can't hear the damn television because there are drunk people in the hallway being noisy as hell... This is pissing me off even more than usual drunken noise, because I'M TRYING TO WATCH CSI IN HERE!!!
McKean tells Russel that the bad guy from the last episode (the one who had his wife killed and got off for it) had stolen 2 million dollars of drug money that 'rightfully' belonged to McKean's family, that was why he had Russel's granddaughter kidnapped so that he would get his money back and then return the girl.
Finn found an air vent and is telling Katie to crawl through it, and the bad guys are coming back before she can get in, but then - attagirl! She drops down on the one bad guy and kicks his ass! But then he starts to beat her and she tries to run but all the doors to the big warehouse are locked and she can't get out and he throws her down... But OOH she kicks him in the groin hahahah I knew she was badass!! And he's standing over her holding his gun and then BAM he gets shot by a good-guy cop who comes in and rescues her! Hooray! (Nick and Greg and Russel has figured out where they were being held based on the paper the ransom note was printed on) But they get outside and can't find Katie, and I'm really worried cos the other bad guy went outside to find the other end of the duct once they realised how she had tried to escape... DAMN YOU COMMERCIALS!
Russell is so mad that Finn let Katie go out without her and now she's lost... Even though Ecklie's all drug-addled, he still figured out that McKean had ordered the hit on him
Russell was in the jail cell talking to McKean and they got into a fistfight and OMG HE SHOT HIM! Oh wait it was just a daydream haha I hate when they psych us out like that...
Alright Nick and Russel went in like mob bosses haha to go talk to the bad guy (Gilmore) and he was like 'what, you think the money will get you your granddaughter back? You're dumb, he's gonna kill her' and suddenly POOF there's blood and the bad guy's dead. My first reaction - AWW SHIT HE SHOT HIM!! But no, it was actually a sniper, and we later figure out that it was the same sniper (who used to be a cop, BTW) that shot Ecklie.
Brass gets all pissed because he tells Russell 'McKean knew he would get the money back anyway, he just used you because he knew you would go to Gilmore and lead McKean's guys to him! He was the only loose end!' Aw frick. Very surprised I didn't see that one coming, especially given the similar story to the NCIS:LA episode last night!
Ok they use some science (good to see that's still somewhere in here haha) to figure out that Katie is being kept at a house in the middle of the desert that predates WWII - and also that Kimball (the second crooked cop who took off with her) kept her alive because he has a daughter the same age and that would be too awful, so it's all good. They go to the house, find more dead cronies, find Kimball trying to escape, FIND KATIE hiding, and yay! She's safe!
Then they are all back at the lab and Nick and sara begin to argue about quitting, he's calling her a hypocrite and she's saying 'how dare you, I quit but I never said it out loud' haha and my darling Greg steps in and reprimands them - 'This is not how a family treats each other! Actually, it is... But we're also a team!' Hahah gotta love the kid! So Nick 'doesn't know' but HE CAN'T LEAVE!!! IF HE QUITS, BRASS WILL BE THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE BEEN IN ALL 273 EPISODES!!!!!!!! Sorry, I had an intense raging fangirl moment...
Russell calmly informs McKean that he's being transferred to a federal institution in Indiana BWAHAHA and he'll be in solitary for the rest of his life (DOUBLE BWAHAHA) and says 'have a nice trip' LMAO cool as a cucumber, I swear the guy was a mob boss in a past life :P
Anyway, then Russell goes into his office and finds his wife looking at photos from the house where they found Katie (more specifically the pics of the dead cronies) and she gets all emotional and says she can't live like this anymore and walks out and he yells after her.. Oh wait, he's daydreaming again -.- Silly TV people.
So it's all fine, he and his wife and Finn are gonna have dinner (Wait the wife gets to call her 'Jules' too? Lol I thought Russell was the only one with that priveledge!) and he hugs his wife, and ... fadeout.
My babies are back and they're all safe :') I'm so happy, you have no clue...
Alrighty, that was a pretty good wrapup of the cliffhanger. Katie's home safe, Ecklie's stable, Finn is safe too and the scumbag is dead... Only loose end is Nick. DAMNIT NICKYOU HAVE TO STAYYY!!!!
And the next episode isn't for another 2 weeks, according to IMDb. Ugh.
You have no idea how happy this makes me :)
Especially since it was a cliffhanger ending last season - police corruption, the bastard who killed Warrick is back and calling the shots (literally) from inside prison; Ecklie got shot as Morgan was standing right there, Finn is at a bar drinking with a cop who may or may not be corrupt, Nick walked off the job and disappeared, and DB's granddaughter got kidnapped!! So much happening!!! I'm just glad Greg is OK, I'm already beside myself, if something happened to him I'd be beside and behind and in front and above and below myself!!!!
OKso Ecklie's stable, Morgan feels all guilty because when she was a kid she used to hate him and they were just reconnecting.. Aww :(
Outside Russel's house there was a flashlight with 'LVPD' on it, they know it was one of the crooked cops! So Russel didn't want anyone outside except for people Brass OKed, which is realy sad because it reminds me of Vega - they thought he was ok and then it turned out he had killed people.. And remember, there was a magazine cut-out ransom-type note left in the house that said 'karma' - probably because Russel had threatened to cut off the money that the evil ex-undersherriff's family was getting while he was in jail...
Finn's date takes her in his car to god-knows where and they leave their gun behind and her cell phone and I'm terrified for her but on the one hand she'll probably be fine because she's a badass, but on the other hand she's REEEALY drunk but doesn't have her gun or a phone!
Speaking of guns, Russell went into a safe in his house and got out an old-school revolver.. Uh-oh...
So a few cops found Nick.. and they got into a fight.. Haha I love my boy Nick, he was drunk and hilarious!
Sarah tells him that 'you can quit tomorrow, but right now, you still work here.'
NOO Finn don't go down that super-creepy hallway at the back of the illegal dingy club! Aaand now he's pulled a gun on her and taken her into a room - and there's the granddaughter Katie! Yay! She's ok!
And I can't hear the damn television because there are drunk people in the hallway being noisy as hell... This is pissing me off even more than usual drunken noise, because I'M TRYING TO WATCH CSI IN HERE!!!
McKean tells Russel that the bad guy from the last episode (the one who had his wife killed and got off for it) had stolen 2 million dollars of drug money that 'rightfully' belonged to McKean's family, that was why he had Russel's granddaughter kidnapped so that he would get his money back and then return the girl.
Finn found an air vent and is telling Katie to crawl through it, and the bad guys are coming back before she can get in, but then - attagirl! She drops down on the one bad guy and kicks his ass! But then he starts to beat her and she tries to run but all the doors to the big warehouse are locked and she can't get out and he throws her down... But OOH she kicks him in the groin hahahah I knew she was badass!! And he's standing over her holding his gun and then BAM he gets shot by a good-guy cop who comes in and rescues her! Hooray! (Nick and Greg and Russel has figured out where they were being held based on the paper the ransom note was printed on) But they get outside and can't find Katie, and I'm really worried cos the other bad guy went outside to find the other end of the duct once they realised how she had tried to escape... DAMN YOU COMMERCIALS!
Russell is so mad that Finn let Katie go out without her and now she's lost... Even though Ecklie's all drug-addled, he still figured out that McKean had ordered the hit on him
Russell was in the jail cell talking to McKean and they got into a fistfight and OMG HE SHOT HIM! Oh wait it was just a daydream haha I hate when they psych us out like that...
Alright Nick and Russel went in like mob bosses haha to go talk to the bad guy (Gilmore) and he was like 'what, you think the money will get you your granddaughter back? You're dumb, he's gonna kill her' and suddenly POOF there's blood and the bad guy's dead. My first reaction - AWW SHIT HE SHOT HIM!! But no, it was actually a sniper, and we later figure out that it was the same sniper (who used to be a cop, BTW) that shot Ecklie.
Brass gets all pissed because he tells Russell 'McKean knew he would get the money back anyway, he just used you because he knew you would go to Gilmore and lead McKean's guys to him! He was the only loose end!' Aw frick. Very surprised I didn't see that one coming, especially given the similar story to the NCIS:LA episode last night!
Ok they use some science (good to see that's still somewhere in here haha) to figure out that Katie is being kept at a house in the middle of the desert that predates WWII - and also that Kimball (the second crooked cop who took off with her) kept her alive because he has a daughter the same age and that would be too awful, so it's all good. They go to the house, find more dead cronies, find Kimball trying to escape, FIND KATIE hiding, and yay! She's safe!
Then they are all back at the lab and Nick and sara begin to argue about quitting, he's calling her a hypocrite and she's saying 'how dare you, I quit but I never said it out loud' haha and my darling Greg steps in and reprimands them - 'This is not how a family treats each other! Actually, it is... But we're also a team!' Hahah gotta love the kid! So Nick 'doesn't know' but HE CAN'T LEAVE!!! IF HE QUITS, BRASS WILL BE THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE BEEN IN ALL 273 EPISODES!!!!!!!! Sorry, I had an intense raging fangirl moment...
Russell calmly informs McKean that he's being transferred to a federal institution in Indiana BWAHAHA and he'll be in solitary for the rest of his life (DOUBLE BWAHAHA) and says 'have a nice trip' LMAO cool as a cucumber, I swear the guy was a mob boss in a past life :P
Anyway, then Russell goes into his office and finds his wife looking at photos from the house where they found Katie (more specifically the pics of the dead cronies) and she gets all emotional and says she can't live like this anymore and walks out and he yells after her.. Oh wait, he's daydreaming again -.- Silly TV people.
So it's all fine, he and his wife and Finn are gonna have dinner (Wait the wife gets to call her 'Jules' too? Lol I thought Russell was the only one with that priveledge!) and he hugs his wife, and ... fadeout.
My babies are back and they're all safe :') I'm so happy, you have no clue...
Alrighty, that was a pretty good wrapup of the cliffhanger. Katie's home safe, Ecklie's stable, Finn is safe too and the scumbag is dead... Only loose end is Nick. DAMNIT NICKYOU HAVE TO STAYYY!!!!
And the next episode isn't for another 2 weeks, according to IMDb. Ugh.
Tuesday, 25 September 2012
NCIS:LA - Season 4 premiere
I'm really excited for the return of this show - After CSI: Miami got cancelled and CSI has turned into more of a science case file than an action show, this one (and Criminal Minds, to some extent) is my weekly dose of crazy action, chases, gunfights and explosions :P And the witty banter! Gotta love the witty banter!
Soo I watched the season finale so long ago that I've forgotten what happened... Thank god for 'previously on' recaps haha
RIGHT! I remember now - the Chameleon blew up Hunter and a bunch of other agents, he was threatening to kill a CIA agent who , there was an Iranian involved, and Callen shot him (Chameleon-killer) in a public place in front of a TV news crew, Callen was arested and Hetty handed in a letter of resignation.
We open with Callen getting out of prison, and who else would be waiting for him but Sam! Also the Iranian with some goons, but Sam made short work of them haha! Callen's suspended and Hetty's disappeared - I really hope they find her, the last time she took off on her own, she got shot..
Deeks and Kensi interview the CIA leak and threaten him with waterboarding and releasing him to the CIA.. The leak (Atley) tells them that there is a copy of the file in a security deposit box, and gives them directions to it. Oh, and by the way, the bad guys know about it, too... Hooray.
Granger finds Hetty on a boat ('scuse me, it's a yacht) and she says she's going to take off for parts unknown - but not before some creepy someone is taking photos of her (and not the kind they throw in right before and after a commercial break).
The creepy Iranian goons are watching Callen too - did Sam not get the message across the first time?! It's ok, Sam's watching. And all they do is stand there and look menacing and then walk off (after giving Callen a towel... Da hell who does that?)
Apparently they'll all be out of a job if they can't find the file and clear up whatever happened.. I'm still not 100% sure about that lol I'm trying to find a recap of the season finale but the damn IMDb page isn't leadong.. stinkin Internet.
Hetty is also being menaced by a guy she used to work with - who is working with the Iranians. When he leaves, she figures out that Sam was watching her (I swear, lady has eyes in the back of her head!) and says 'I never trusted that bastard..' eventually followed by 'you can find me at the nearest bar' hahha we can also find Callen there! And the Iranians! It's like a party, why wasn't Deeks invited... So Callen runs up to the scary men and says 'Leave Hetty alone, here's the name Agent Cherokee' (who was a CIA informant in Tehran, linked to the data leaked by Atley, it's coming together now..)
Granger says the only way to protect Callen is to get him arrested, and then looks very tense. And 'we only have one shot at this' Better get it right, boys! (Of course Kensi will, that goes without saying)
HAHAHA Kensi is causing a scene at the bank hahaha hahahaha this is hilarious while Deeks gets into the safety deposit box and gets the file (which is a USB) LMAO while Kensi gets kicked out of the bank I am loving this.. They're leaving and the Iranians outside who are staking out the bank go to approach them but their backup pulls up and they have to RUN! Kensi in a supertight skirt and boots that are at least three inches - Daniela Ruah deserves an Emmy just for that one! Now there's a gunfight in a parking garage, Sam pulls in, I'm typing withoug looking at the keaybosrf cod everything is happeninng so ast,,, That actually wasn't too bad lol I'm going to leave that sentence in that way just for the entertainment value :P And Deeks dropped the breifcase that contained the file!!! Oh snap!!
Every time they say 'Tehran', especially when Eric says it, I think theyre saying 'Toronto' for a breif second lol... There was a spike of info going in and out of Tehran, so Eric hacks the NSA and finds a very encrypted message going to Vasiri the Iranian, something about confirming information and Callen - but his cell's dead, it's too late :(
Callen's getting the shit beat out of him by Vasiri's goons which is causing me pain - except now I'm a little glad because he ran down all the passing of information - Atley the rogue CIA data collector found out about Cherokee the CIA agent in Tehran, sold that information to the Chameleon, who sold it to Vasiri, who tried to sell it to the Tehran government, but they wouldn't pay up until the information was confirmed - which it was, by Callen. Now Vasiri keeps beating Callen because he doesn't believe Callen is telling the truth, and so now Vasiri's threatening to kill Hetty. FRAAACK. Oh the bald guy that Hetty used to work with is the one he's sending in to kill her - AND SHE'S JUST SITTING THERE LOOPING BOAT ROPE COMPLETELY UNAWARE!!
Ok so Vasiri managed to call him off - and Callen says that the CIA made up the whole loop of the story, because they wanted to take out the guy who Callen framed as Cherokee (I have no hope of spelling his name, so I'll just call him that) and Vasiri doesn't believe that either! Damn what's this guy want to hear?!
AND THEN another twist, Callen says the Chameleon is still alive, we flash back and they planned the whole thing, he was wearing a flak vest and is in custody, now Kensi and Sam are bringing him to trade with the Iranians for Sam's release and Hetty's safety - and Chameleon-man is not happy about that!
BWAHAHA Callen walks past him and says 'Checkmate' attaboy!!
And Hetty is un-resigned, and all is back to normal!! Yay!!
OK it's revealed that Deeks had switched the USB drives at the bank, so the Tehranians had been mislead.. I missed what it had been (my roommate and our friends came in and were all giggling really loudly - it's contagious so I was distraced XD )
Oh yea, there was also a body that washed up in the marina that morning - it was the ugly bald guy who tried to kill Hetty. HA! She had said she'd never kill him in cold blood, but he tried to kill her, so I think that qualified.. But c'mon, she's a genius and she had access to a yacht - she couldn't do a better job of hiding the body?
The closing-up was well done, everything is solved and it's a fresh start to a new season - also the whole cast was live-tweeting during the premiere, it was pretty entertaining but nothing terribly revealing (about behind-the-scenes or whatever).
This was a good episode! I give it 9 links in a convoluted chain of information out of all that junk Kensi dumped out of her purse :P
I just have ONE question.... What, no explosions?
Soo I watched the season finale so long ago that I've forgotten what happened... Thank god for 'previously on' recaps haha
RIGHT! I remember now - the Chameleon blew up Hunter and a bunch of other agents, he was threatening to kill a CIA agent who , there was an Iranian involved, and Callen shot him (Chameleon-killer) in a public place in front of a TV news crew, Callen was arested and Hetty handed in a letter of resignation.
We open with Callen getting out of prison, and who else would be waiting for him but Sam! Also the Iranian with some goons, but Sam made short work of them haha! Callen's suspended and Hetty's disappeared - I really hope they find her, the last time she took off on her own, she got shot..
Deeks and Kensi interview the CIA leak and threaten him with waterboarding and releasing him to the CIA.. The leak (Atley) tells them that there is a copy of the file in a security deposit box, and gives them directions to it. Oh, and by the way, the bad guys know about it, too... Hooray.
Granger finds Hetty on a boat ('scuse me, it's a yacht) and she says she's going to take off for parts unknown - but not before some creepy someone is taking photos of her (and not the kind they throw in right before and after a commercial break).
The creepy Iranian goons are watching Callen too - did Sam not get the message across the first time?! It's ok, Sam's watching. And all they do is stand there and look menacing and then walk off (after giving Callen a towel... Da hell who does that?)
Apparently they'll all be out of a job if they can't find the file and clear up whatever happened.. I'm still not 100% sure about that lol I'm trying to find a recap of the season finale but the damn IMDb page isn't leadong.. stinkin Internet.
Hetty is also being menaced by a guy she used to work with - who is working with the Iranians. When he leaves, she figures out that Sam was watching her (I swear, lady has eyes in the back of her head!) and says 'I never trusted that bastard..' eventually followed by 'you can find me at the nearest bar' hahha we can also find Callen there! And the Iranians! It's like a party, why wasn't Deeks invited... So Callen runs up to the scary men and says 'Leave Hetty alone, here's the name Agent Cherokee' (who was a CIA informant in Tehran, linked to the data leaked by Atley, it's coming together now..)
Granger says the only way to protect Callen is to get him arrested, and then looks very tense. And 'we only have one shot at this' Better get it right, boys! (Of course Kensi will, that goes without saying)
HAHAHA Kensi is causing a scene at the bank hahaha hahahaha this is hilarious while Deeks gets into the safety deposit box and gets the file (which is a USB) LMAO while Kensi gets kicked out of the bank I am loving this.. They're leaving and the Iranians outside who are staking out the bank go to approach them but their backup pulls up and they have to RUN! Kensi in a supertight skirt and boots that are at least three inches - Daniela Ruah deserves an Emmy just for that one! Now there's a gunfight in a parking garage, Sam pulls in, I'm typing withoug looking at the keaybosrf cod everything is happeninng so ast,,, That actually wasn't too bad lol I'm going to leave that sentence in that way just for the entertainment value :P And Deeks dropped the breifcase that contained the file!!! Oh snap!!
Every time they say 'Tehran', especially when Eric says it, I think theyre saying 'Toronto' for a breif second lol... There was a spike of info going in and out of Tehran, so Eric hacks the NSA and finds a very encrypted message going to Vasiri the Iranian, something about confirming information and Callen - but his cell's dead, it's too late :(
Callen's getting the shit beat out of him by Vasiri's goons which is causing me pain - except now I'm a little glad because he ran down all the passing of information - Atley the rogue CIA data collector found out about Cherokee the CIA agent in Tehran, sold that information to the Chameleon, who sold it to Vasiri, who tried to sell it to the Tehran government, but they wouldn't pay up until the information was confirmed - which it was, by Callen. Now Vasiri keeps beating Callen because he doesn't believe Callen is telling the truth, and so now Vasiri's threatening to kill Hetty. FRAAACK. Oh the bald guy that Hetty used to work with is the one he's sending in to kill her - AND SHE'S JUST SITTING THERE LOOPING BOAT ROPE COMPLETELY UNAWARE!!
Ok so Vasiri managed to call him off - and Callen says that the CIA made up the whole loop of the story, because they wanted to take out the guy who Callen framed as Cherokee (I have no hope of spelling his name, so I'll just call him that) and Vasiri doesn't believe that either! Damn what's this guy want to hear?!
AND THEN another twist, Callen says the Chameleon is still alive, we flash back and they planned the whole thing, he was wearing a flak vest and is in custody, now Kensi and Sam are bringing him to trade with the Iranians for Sam's release and Hetty's safety - and Chameleon-man is not happy about that!
BWAHAHA Callen walks past him and says 'Checkmate' attaboy!!
And Hetty is un-resigned, and all is back to normal!! Yay!!
OK it's revealed that Deeks had switched the USB drives at the bank, so the Tehranians had been mislead.. I missed what it had been (my roommate and our friends came in and were all giggling really loudly - it's contagious so I was distraced XD )
Oh yea, there was also a body that washed up in the marina that morning - it was the ugly bald guy who tried to kill Hetty. HA! She had said she'd never kill him in cold blood, but he tried to kill her, so I think that qualified.. But c'mon, she's a genius and she had access to a yacht - she couldn't do a better job of hiding the body?
The closing-up was well done, everything is solved and it's a fresh start to a new season - also the whole cast was live-tweeting during the premiere, it was pretty entertaining but nothing terribly revealing (about behind-the-scenes or whatever).
This was a good episode! I give it 9 links in a convoluted chain of information out of all that junk Kensi dumped out of her purse :P
I just have ONE question.... What, no explosions?
Monday, 24 September 2012
HIMYM - 'Farhampton'
Well that was fast... Less than 3 hours after the episode aired, there are over 15 links to it online. Gotta love the Interwebs. So I figured my bedtime can be delayed a little just for this.
The last season left off with the mother (pun intended) of all epsisodes. Lily and Marshall finally had a baby, Marvin Waitforit Erickson (guess whose idea the middle name was?? Also, I'm not sure if that's one word or 3, I like the one word, it's kinda like a hashtag lol), Barney's engaged to Ex-Stripper-Quin, but in the flashforward we see that he ends up marrying Robin, and Ted and Victoria (remember her? They brought her back out of the blue) are running away together - on her wedding day. What is it with those two and weddings?!
Anyway, after we WAITEDFORIT for 2 months, it's back!!
Ted's at a train station in a tux, it's raining, he's flashing back (from then) to the flashforward (from the present) of his conversation with bride-Robin, she's freaking out and mentions a window which is a 'the same window' from a flashback (to the present) of the day Barney got engaged and Marshall and Lily are total zombies cos they had a baby.
Quin asks Lily and Robin to be her bridesmaids (and Marshall says yes) and they keep forgetting everything they were told... Lawl
We flash sideways (same time, different place) to Ted and Victoria in the car and it is revealed that Victoria didn't leave her groom an 'I'm leaving you' note, so Ted turns the car around and complains about her writing style and then is coerced into delivering the note himself...
Another sideways flash (this episode is making me dizzy!) and it is revealed that Quin has no clue that Robin and Barney used to date! How rude!
Ok now there's a tall German lady standing outside the room where Ted's trying to leave the note... So he makes Barney seduce her over the phone XD And he successfully leaves the note, and then... Locked the car keys in the same room. FAIL!
Aaaand Marshall and Lily are so out of it that they ALMOST say 'Barney used to date Robin' in front of the baby monitor that Quin could have heard and then it turns out she was in the same room the whole time XD BIGGER FAIL! She gets mad,Barney successfully tells just about every detail of all 7 seasons of the show in 52 seconds (what a champ!) and she leaves anyways.
Back to Ted, he's about to climb up the drainpipe to go get the keys when a dude comes out the other window and climbs DOWN the same drainpipe and it's Klaus! The groom-to-be! And OMG he's played by that guy! The one from Reno 911! And 17 Again! I don't know his name but he played the nerdy best friend and he's my favourite part of that movie!! Except suddenly he's German lol and he didn't want to get married either - but he DID leave a note!
So Ted climbs back into the bedroom, gets the keys, finds Klaus' note and steals Victoria's back, and climbs back out right before the bridesmaid comes back in!
And Robin has a boyfriend! Apparently his name is Nick and she told Marshall and Lily but they don't rememeber hahah.. I don't get it, there are 5 adults in that apartment but only Marshall and Lily are allowed to take care of the baby? Well, Robin and Barney both hate kids, so nevermind. Aaand Robin proved she has a boyfriend and no feelings for Barney, so Quin forgives her and him and Barney gives Robin a key and an address and apparently it's a storage locker where he put all the evidence he claimed to have destroyed about their relationship. Awwwwe...
Ted finds Klaus at the train station (the same one where Ted was sitting at the beginning of this episode) and Klaus uses some German words (Ted understands 'wunderbar' but nothing else haha) to explain true love and 'almost' true love... And Ted thinks about Victoria and we flash forward again to Ted at the same train station in his tux in the rain, and a woman gets out of a taxi... With a guitar.. And a yellow umbrella... BUT WE CAN'T SEE HER FACE!!! DAMNIT!!! And OK I think that's really unfair that he meets her after running out on the wedding of 2 of his best friends (I hope he didn't actually run out, but..) karma is not gonna love that one!!
Great episode, really funny, nice to tie up some loose ends (altho I was not loving the time travelling lol)
Until next week! (stay tuned for NCIS:LA premiere tomorrow!)
The last season left off with the mother (pun intended) of all epsisodes. Lily and Marshall finally had a baby, Marvin Waitforit Erickson (guess whose idea the middle name was?? Also, I'm not sure if that's one word or 3, I like the one word, it's kinda like a hashtag lol), Barney's engaged to Ex-Stripper-Quin, but in the flashforward we see that he ends up marrying Robin, and Ted and Victoria (remember her? They brought her back out of the blue) are running away together - on her wedding day. What is it with those two and weddings?!
Anyway, after we WAITEDFORIT for 2 months, it's back!!
Ted's at a train station in a tux, it's raining, he's flashing back (from then) to the flashforward (from the present) of his conversation with bride-Robin, she's freaking out and mentions a window which is a 'the same window' from a flashback (to the present) of the day Barney got engaged and Marshall and Lily are total zombies cos they had a baby.
Quin asks Lily and Robin to be her bridesmaids (and Marshall says yes) and they keep forgetting everything they were told... Lawl
We flash sideways (same time, different place) to Ted and Victoria in the car and it is revealed that Victoria didn't leave her groom an 'I'm leaving you' note, so Ted turns the car around and complains about her writing style and then is coerced into delivering the note himself...
Another sideways flash (this episode is making me dizzy!) and it is revealed that Quin has no clue that Robin and Barney used to date! How rude!
Ok now there's a tall German lady standing outside the room where Ted's trying to leave the note... So he makes Barney seduce her over the phone XD And he successfully leaves the note, and then... Locked the car keys in the same room. FAIL!
Aaaand Marshall and Lily are so out of it that they ALMOST say 'Barney used to date Robin' in front of the baby monitor that Quin could have heard and then it turns out she was in the same room the whole time XD BIGGER FAIL! She gets mad,Barney successfully tells just about every detail of all 7 seasons of the show in 52 seconds (what a champ!) and she leaves anyways.
Back to Ted, he's about to climb up the drainpipe to go get the keys when a dude comes out the other window and climbs DOWN the same drainpipe and it's Klaus! The groom-to-be! And OMG he's played by that guy! The one from Reno 911! And 17 Again! I don't know his name but he played the nerdy best friend and he's my favourite part of that movie!! Except suddenly he's German lol and he didn't want to get married either - but he DID leave a note!
So Ted climbs back into the bedroom, gets the keys, finds Klaus' note and steals Victoria's back, and climbs back out right before the bridesmaid comes back in!
And Robin has a boyfriend! Apparently his name is Nick and she told Marshall and Lily but they don't rememeber hahah.. I don't get it, there are 5 adults in that apartment but only Marshall and Lily are allowed to take care of the baby? Well, Robin and Barney both hate kids, so nevermind. Aaand Robin proved she has a boyfriend and no feelings for Barney, so Quin forgives her and him and Barney gives Robin a key and an address and apparently it's a storage locker where he put all the evidence he claimed to have destroyed about their relationship. Awwwwe...
Ted finds Klaus at the train station (the same one where Ted was sitting at the beginning of this episode) and Klaus uses some German words (Ted understands 'wunderbar' but nothing else haha) to explain true love and 'almost' true love... And Ted thinks about Victoria and we flash forward again to Ted at the same train station in his tux in the rain, and a woman gets out of a taxi... With a guitar.. And a yellow umbrella... BUT WE CAN'T SEE HER FACE!!! DAMNIT!!! And OK I think that's really unfair that he meets her after running out on the wedding of 2 of his best friends (I hope he didn't actually run out, but..) karma is not gonna love that one!!
Great episode, really funny, nice to tie up some loose ends (altho I was not loving the time travelling lol)
Until next week! (stay tuned for NCIS:LA premiere tomorrow!)
Bones - 'The Partners in the Divorce'
As you all know, last week's kinda-sorta cliffhanger left me 'not impressed' hehe but hopefully this week will be better - I heard a promo that says Booth and Bones have a fight! :(
Dead guy in a burning trash can - awesome.
Awkward morning conversation because Bones wants to make breakfast and Booth is all 'I always make breakfast' - less awesome. And then they smacked foreheads when she tried to kiss him hahaha I'm always worried that'd happen to me lol.. Her hair may be back to normal since her return, but obviously their relationship is not!
Booth got brain on his shoe and had to hop XD Hodgins is right - it's nice to have all of them back together!!
Hey understatement Global announcer-man, thanks for the warning about the 'possible' forensic content!
Finn's back!! Yay! He's so cute! I'm so excited! He's so nauseous! Lotsa burnt dead flesh, and he's not loving it! Get used to it, country boy :P
Booth is not happy about something - shooting the heck out of a paper target, because of his angst with the whole Bones-making-breakfast thing lol (Sweets of course assumes there's sexual frustration involved) and then he makes fun of Sweets by saying 'you could try hitting the target for once' Oh no he didn't!! You don't pick on my darling Sweets! Then Booth gets called away and Sweets takes aim and SHREDS the middle of the target - attaboy!! :P
Something was found lodged in the dead guy's throat, looks like either the tip of a fountain pen, or (according to Hodgins) the symbol of the Priory of Sion.. So 'He was stabbed in the throat with a a fountain pen?' 'Or he was assasinated by the Pope!' 'Or... He was stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen..'
The victim was a divorce lawyer and his wife says something about him being ruthless at his job and always wanting as much money as he could get from his rich clients.
They go to interview the lawyer's assistant, and - I recognize her! She played Elizabeth, Ross' student/girlfriend in Season 6 of Friends! Wow, she still looks like she's 12 (just like she did 15ish years ago) except her hair's different.. Weird. Anywho, she had shredded some of the lawyer's documents because he had told her to.. And there's blood in his office! So it's a crime scene! Dun dunn...
Suspect numero uno is an angry woman who was divorcing her husband - but she's not so angry anymore because she's having a child and they decided to stay together and called off the divorce (supposedly, the notes on their last meeting with the lawyer were among the shredded documents) because they're so much happier now.. Something tells me that's not gonna last long..
Ok Hodgins stabbed a mango (and himself) with a fountain pen and proved he was the king of the lab by finding that the killer had done the same and ripped off a part of their fingernail when they stabbed the lawyer.
Aaaand Angela worked her magic with the shredded documents (I feel like I would be good at that - it's like a jigsaw puzzle!) and among them there was a photo of his wife making out with his assistant (Elizabeth-actress girl) and apparently he was planning to divorce his wife.
So she (the assistant) is called into interview and says she and the wife are in love, bla bla, she was going to tell him everything but he found out first and was really angry but she didn't kill him... And now the wife is in the wind. I gotta ask, why is Sweets the one doing all the interviewing now? I know he's a full-fledged FBI agent now, but I gotta say, I missed the sarcastic banter with Booth and the interviewee and Bones' accidentally insensitive comments, and Sweets' insightful analysing from behind the one-way glass.
Hahah Bones made a very impressive pop culture reference (To WilE Coyote, no less) when talking about the dead guy! They were discussing some bone stuff that I don't understand lol and then Bones figured out how he fell down a nearly-vertical staircase-type structure - it was the waste disposal chute at the lawyer's office (which was being renovated).
On the way there to investigate, she and Booth get in a big argument about who knows their daughter better (cos Booth sugested taking her to a carousel and Bones knows she hates them) which leads Booth to yell 'FBI! Angry FBI!' at the construction foreman (Why you showing him your badge again, Booth? He's already met you..) and Bones just kinda dives headfirst into a Lord-knows-how-many-storeys disposal chute while Booth holds her by the ankles.. And whaddaya know, blood!
They get back to the lab and are all polite which Finn thinks is worrisome, he says his mom and stepdad would act like that just before 'all hell would break loose', which I know makes sense, but in my family it's quite the opposite, the anger and frustration comes out straight away and the politeness happens after the fact, when thins are starting to get back to normal... I guess I lave more in common with Bones than I thought! XD
And there was a strsange substance inside the wounds of the skull - a sovent used to make models for architects. At first I wasn't so sure where they were going with that one either lol and then:
Remember that angry couple from earlier who aren't so angry anymore? Well the husband was an architect - and behind on his payments to his lawyer, and was still angry, and was married to a bitch with anger-management issues, and, and and.. So they killed him. Together. And she lied about being pregnant. Good. Any kid of theirs would have serious emotional issues.
So now Bones is upset because she thinks there's something wrong with her... Huh? Other than being not at all afraid to dive headfirst down a garbage chute, I don't see anything wrong with her in this episode more than any other.. But they're ok. And they ARE going to take Christine to the carousel (even though Bones insists she knows what's gonna happen.... Lol and they manage to kiss without smacking foreheads!! So clearly everything is all good!
Yay! No cliffhanger! But I really want to know what happened with that damn hacker-killer man! Grr..
They ended the credits with a beautiful tribute to Michael Clarke Duncan, who passed away a few weeks ago - he was an incredible actor who played Leo on The Finder, which was produced by Bones creator Hart Hanson... So sad :( It was really too bad The Finder was cancelled, I really did love it, but it wouldn't have been the same without him anyway, so I guess it was a blassing in disguise (the cancellation, not his death!)
So what'd you guys think of this week's episode?? The season premiere of How I Met Your Mother was on at the same time as this episode, so I'll find that as soon as it's online and post about it!! NCIS:LA also premieres tomorrow! And CSI on Wednesday, and Big Bang Theory on Thursday.. Damn I'll be busy this week! Until then, dear readers! Leave a comment!
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Dead guy in a burning trash can - awesome.
Awkward morning conversation because Bones wants to make breakfast and Booth is all 'I always make breakfast' - less awesome. And then they smacked foreheads when she tried to kiss him hahaha I'm always worried that'd happen to me lol.. Her hair may be back to normal since her return, but obviously their relationship is not!
Booth got brain on his shoe and had to hop XD Hodgins is right - it's nice to have all of them back together!!
Hey understatement Global announcer-man, thanks for the warning about the 'possible' forensic content!
Finn's back!! Yay! He's so cute! I'm so excited! He's so nauseous! Lotsa burnt dead flesh, and he's not loving it! Get used to it, country boy :P
Booth is not happy about something - shooting the heck out of a paper target, because of his angst with the whole Bones-making-breakfast thing lol (Sweets of course assumes there's sexual frustration involved) and then he makes fun of Sweets by saying 'you could try hitting the target for once' Oh no he didn't!! You don't pick on my darling Sweets! Then Booth gets called away and Sweets takes aim and SHREDS the middle of the target - attaboy!! :P
Something was found lodged in the dead guy's throat, looks like either the tip of a fountain pen, or (according to Hodgins) the symbol of the Priory of Sion.. So 'He was stabbed in the throat with a a fountain pen?' 'Or he was assasinated by the Pope!' 'Or... He was stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen..'
The victim was a divorce lawyer and his wife says something about him being ruthless at his job and always wanting as much money as he could get from his rich clients.
They go to interview the lawyer's assistant, and - I recognize her! She played Elizabeth, Ross' student/girlfriend in Season 6 of Friends! Wow, she still looks like she's 12 (just like she did 15ish years ago) except her hair's different.. Weird. Anywho, she had shredded some of the lawyer's documents because he had told her to.. And there's blood in his office! So it's a crime scene! Dun dunn...
Suspect numero uno is an angry woman who was divorcing her husband - but she's not so angry anymore because she's having a child and they decided to stay together and called off the divorce (supposedly, the notes on their last meeting with the lawyer were among the shredded documents) because they're so much happier now.. Something tells me that's not gonna last long..
Ok Hodgins stabbed a mango (and himself) with a fountain pen and proved he was the king of the lab by finding that the killer had done the same and ripped off a part of their fingernail when they stabbed the lawyer.
Aaaand Angela worked her magic with the shredded documents (I feel like I would be good at that - it's like a jigsaw puzzle!) and among them there was a photo of his wife making out with his assistant (Elizabeth-actress girl) and apparently he was planning to divorce his wife.
So she (the assistant) is called into interview and says she and the wife are in love, bla bla, she was going to tell him everything but he found out first and was really angry but she didn't kill him... And now the wife is in the wind. I gotta ask, why is Sweets the one doing all the interviewing now? I know he's a full-fledged FBI agent now, but I gotta say, I missed the sarcastic banter with Booth and the interviewee and Bones' accidentally insensitive comments, and Sweets' insightful analysing from behind the one-way glass.
Hahah Bones made a very impressive pop culture reference (To WilE Coyote, no less) when talking about the dead guy! They were discussing some bone stuff that I don't understand lol and then Bones figured out how he fell down a nearly-vertical staircase-type structure - it was the waste disposal chute at the lawyer's office (which was being renovated).
On the way there to investigate, she and Booth get in a big argument about who knows their daughter better (cos Booth sugested taking her to a carousel and Bones knows she hates them) which leads Booth to yell 'FBI! Angry FBI!' at the construction foreman (Why you showing him your badge again, Booth? He's already met you..) and Bones just kinda dives headfirst into a Lord-knows-how-many-storeys disposal chute while Booth holds her by the ankles.. And whaddaya know, blood!
They get back to the lab and are all polite which Finn thinks is worrisome, he says his mom and stepdad would act like that just before 'all hell would break loose', which I know makes sense, but in my family it's quite the opposite, the anger and frustration comes out straight away and the politeness happens after the fact, when thins are starting to get back to normal... I guess I lave more in common with Bones than I thought! XD
And there was a strsange substance inside the wounds of the skull - a sovent used to make models for architects. At first I wasn't so sure where they were going with that one either lol and then:
Remember that angry couple from earlier who aren't so angry anymore? Well the husband was an architect - and behind on his payments to his lawyer, and was still angry, and was married to a bitch with anger-management issues, and, and and.. So they killed him. Together. And she lied about being pregnant. Good. Any kid of theirs would have serious emotional issues.
So now Bones is upset because she thinks there's something wrong with her... Huh? Other than being not at all afraid to dive headfirst down a garbage chute, I don't see anything wrong with her in this episode more than any other.. But they're ok. And they ARE going to take Christine to the carousel (even though Bones insists she knows what's gonna happen.... Lol and they manage to kiss without smacking foreheads!! So clearly everything is all good!
Yay! No cliffhanger! But I really want to know what happened with that damn hacker-killer man! Grr..
They ended the credits with a beautiful tribute to Michael Clarke Duncan, who passed away a few weeks ago - he was an incredible actor who played Leo on The Finder, which was produced by Bones creator Hart Hanson... So sad :( It was really too bad The Finder was cancelled, I really did love it, but it wouldn't have been the same without him anyway, so I guess it was a blassing in disguise (the cancellation, not his death!)
So what'd you guys think of this week's episode?? The season premiere of How I Met Your Mother was on at the same time as this episode, so I'll find that as soon as it's online and post about it!! NCIS:LA also premieres tomorrow! And CSI on Wednesday, and Big Bang Theory on Thursday.. Damn I'll be busy this week! Until then, dear readers! Leave a comment!
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Saturday, 22 September 2012
SNL - Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Mumford and Sons
Opening with an impersonation of Live with Kelly & Michael – her face scares me… How did they do that in makeup, Nasim’s mouth looks wider than usual O.O And Bill Hader as Robert Pattinson haha that was a good one, I don’t think they’ve ever done that impression before..
I love Joseph Gordon-Levitt!! He’s so cute! Aaand he’s stripping, in an impersonation of Magic Mike haha I feel kind of uncomfortable watching this but also can’t look away… Aaand now he’s not wearing a shirt! Ok then! I officially like this! Lol good call on that, wardrobe department, no one wants to see Bobby Moynahan with no shirt on.. (He was wearing another vest under the one he ripped off). That was not much of a monologue lol but no complaints here ;)
The next thing up was a fauxmercial from the undecided voters – apparently they don’t know anything about the elections, such as when it is, who is running, who the current president is… Or if women can have a baby just from French-kissing. As a Canadian, I feel like that pretty much well represents the intelligence of the American population :P
HAHAHA The son of the most interesting man in the world… I love Joseph, but he looks like such a scumbag haha such a douche little beard… But that concept was so good XD
Now we have a PI who draws caricatures instead of taking photographs haha I know J G-L is a very serious actor, and so far he’s just seemed very Serious.. But Bill Hader can pull off anything, and he does!
OMG more of the son of the most interesting man lawl AND OMG NOW Jason Sudeikis is playing the Most Interesting Man yelling at him.. Lol I was not aware the Most Interesting Man was Spanish… Although the name of the beer is Spanish lol so nevermind
I LOVED this next sketch, Joseph was a hypnotist and he pulled Taran out of the audience and hypnotized him (But Taran was faking) and he acted like a dinosaur and took off his clothes and humped Keenan… I could have done without that mental image lol – and at the end you think he actually was hypnotized because he said he was cheating on his wife (Vanessa) and she acted all mad, but then she was up on stage behind the hypnotist and they were both shaking their heads and laughing.. Lol I have always wanted to see a hypnotist show
A tampon fauxmercial about tampons designed by the male Republicans … Awkward as one would expect from a tampon ad (fake or not) but taking a well-deserved stab at the Republican belief that a bunch of 60+ white dudes who are not medical doctors know everything about how a woman’s body functions…
I have never heard any Mumford & Sons music, but I have several friends who are big fans of them.. They’re not bad, but as a first impression – they all have matching bad postures. Hm.
Weekend Update time!! Election stuff... Election stuff.. Mitt Romney apparently had self-tanner on his face when he spoke for a group of Spanish people haha 'his face looks like my dad's recliner!' Also is completely a different colour than his neck and hands.. I gotta say, if he thinks a dark face will win him votes, Obama totally has him beat in that department... A new segment called 'what are you doing?' lol talking about Obama saying 'I can't change Washington from the inside' Dude! This is silly - Romney's dying in terms of people hating on him, and then Obama steps forward and says something rediculous.. Come on! And no one other than the year 1998 cares about Monica Lewinsky's new book. Very true. Ann Romney made a good point - everyone does like Beyonce :P Or as she says it 'Bay-on-cay' haha OMG I love Seth's sarcastic voice with the wide eyes and the big grin haha 'If this story about offensive homophobic comments made by Paris Hilton changes your opinion of Paris Hilton - WELCOME ABOARD! We've been waiting for you!' hehehe Football talk that I don't understand, but I'm laughing anyway cos Jay Pharoah is getting all high-pitched when he gets mad XD
Next up some dudes in a bar and talking about their awkward life problems while a Beatles coverband called 'Hey Dude' plays haha .. Now they're dancing through the studio? Sure..
Not sure what's happening in this next sketch, it's Jay and Keenan playing rappers who have their own fashion lines and are discussing fashion hahah.. This is just ridiculous haha.. Dudes talking like gangsters while talking about Karl Lagerfeld and Marc Jacobs ahaha they're modelling purses and discussing wineglass charms - 'Yo! Dis one look like a swan! And dis one has a tiny lighthouse on it!' 'Dat's so cool! And convenient!' 'That was their intention, yo!' I'm dying! XD
I don't understand why they always make the male hosts dress as a girl for at least ONE sketch... Joseph in a sketch where Fred and one of the new girls 'present' their daughter to a guy singing 'we present her to you' suggesting they go out O.o I'm very much confused and a little frightened lol WHO MAKES UP THESE THINGS?! And then he goes 'uh no thanks' so they scream at him to get out.. Good greif.
The next sketch got cut off at the end.. And it was about people vandalising real estate ads, stuff involving weiners.. Woah and the goodbye at the very end of the episode got cut off too. Odd.
OK I love Joseph Gordon-Levitt (as I have said a great number of times) but this episode was not one of the best :/ Last week's was better. Maybe it was just the writing - I mean it's not his fault if he was given bad sketches! Love you man but I'm only going to give it DOS equis (out of tres haha, see what I did there?)
Thursday, 20 September 2012
Glee - 'Britney 2.0'
There was a lot of information thrown at us last week, Gleeks - Rachel's in NY and miserable, Jesus guy is still there, so is Unique, Puck has a secret half-brother, there's a new girl whose name I can't spell and she's the 'new Rachel' but she is really unpopular (especially to the new head bitch, Kitty) because her mom is a fat lunch lady.. And now Kurt's in New York. And still no sign of Finn. Whew. I think I got it all. And I've got my Swedish Berries, and I'm ready to watch!
HAHAH already some Britney S. Pearce hilarity - she stares into the camera as she's talking about herself and then Blaine sees her and asks who she's talking to (apparently she's the only one who can see the camera) and she said she thought she was doing a voiceover lol
Ok apparently Britney's too dumb to be a Cheerio.. Good greif standards... And this made me laugh so hard - Becky spelled her name 'Bockey' on the algebra test, and when I wrote the title of this blog posting, I spelled it 'Brotney' at first hahaha... Weird coincidence... She won't talk to her cat anymore, cos she thought he joined a gang hahaha
OH GOD a Justin Beiber medley.. ew... And my aunt pointed out (I noticed too!) Artie was Britney's boyfriend before, they broke up, that's such an odd song choice lol!
I love this song Unique and Tina did with Marlee/ey, 'Womanizer' about how Jake is into every and any girl that walks by haha that's one of the best montages they've ever done to a song, where he's talking to a girl and gets distracted by the next one who walks by and follows her - awesome!
Rachel and Kurt got a GIANT apartment that they can ride their bikes around like best girl-and-gay-guy-friends were meant to! It's so nice and will OBVIOUSLY be gorgeous - and very pink - by the time they finish it, but I get cold just looking at it haha it seems like it'd be very drafty - old warehouses often are!
I love the version Sam, Tina and Jesus-boy did of 'Three' - I miss the onld Glee days where it's just voices and claps and maybe a guitar or 2 :) What's with the random band guys? Can't they sing?? And how come they have no names?
NO BRITNEY DROP THE RAZOR holy shit hahaha and then she attacks Ben with the umbrella lol gee, I wonder where they got that idea from... Unoriginal but funny nonetheless haha especially the guy screaming 'Leave Britney Alone!'
I love Marlee/ey and Jake... Altho I agree with Tina and Unique on the whole 'Girl. Nuh-uh' front, their song was so pretty! I love 'Crazy', it's probably one of my fave Britney Spears songs :)
Lol Keke the less-famous Siri app.. And Rachel's over-pronunciation is back -.- Looking like a Walgreen's underwear model haha.. Still with the zingers, Cassie! No way Rachel's hair is staying that neat with all the flipping and twirling of her head she's been doing!! Someone get this girl to a chiropractor, STAT! And I don't understand why she needed Brody to be her partner and barely danced with him.. She spent more time dancing with the table than him! And ok she's turned up the serious bitchiness, at least all of Cassie's disses were FUNNY!
OMG PUCK!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE MISSED HIM AND HIS SARCASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But ok I was very proud of Jake for standing up for the lunch lady - even if he got in trouble for beating up the asshole football players.
YAAY!! PRINCIPAL FIGGINS! The man who makes it the most ironic to say 'team pep' while completely monotone hehehe and he shushed the already-silent crowd lol
Ok Britney's addicted to Cheese puffs - I can't blame her, those things are delicious!! She was the only one lip-syncing lol no one else was really singing lol how would they be lip-syncing?!
Alright, swaying your hips and pouting at yourself in a mirror is NOT working lol ... And I was gonna say, she couldn't just kick Rachel out of class, doesn't she need that class for her program? Or whatever 'program' you can have at an ARTS school pfft
Sam is adorable, I love him haha.. Altho it was reall random that he was the one to help her out - especially because he was the one to step forward and reach out to Marlee/ey about being poor - he and Brit have their blondeness in common! And she misses the smell of Santana's armpits, that actually made me snort XD
BAHAHAHA she knew who Obama was but thought George Washington was Glenn Close hahaha I love this show!
Allow me to remember this line - 'The cure for loneliness is cake' for the next time I'm feeling down :P And Brody likes her - shocker! And tries to kiss her, in full view of the giant Finn-heart painted on the wall lol.. How is their apartment so old and dingy-looking, and then the floor is SPOTLESS?! I repainted my room over the summer, and let me tell you, you DO NOT start with the floor!! And dropcloths are your best friend! Put them EVERYWHERE! EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU NEED THEM! Even in the next room over!
OH SHIT SHE DIDN'T!!! Kitty came up and said she and Jake were dating now - and he looked reluctant about it lol she's so awful! If he has one of his urges to punch someone, I would not complain if he decided to punch her!! Except maybe that would be considered domestic violence, so nevermind, I take that back!
The last song (I can't remember the name of it, sorry) is so pretty, I've always thought so, even tho it's so sad... And she's painting over the giant Finn heart! In full view of the orchid! Uh-oh plot twist!
OK I give this week's episode 9 Puckerman children out of 10 (there are probably more out there!)
I'm going to go to bed now, g'night Gleeks! Until next week!
HAHAH already some Britney S. Pearce hilarity - she stares into the camera as she's talking about herself and then Blaine sees her and asks who she's talking to (apparently she's the only one who can see the camera) and she said she thought she was doing a voiceover lol
Ok apparently Britney's too dumb to be a Cheerio.. Good greif standards... And this made me laugh so hard - Becky spelled her name 'Bockey' on the algebra test, and when I wrote the title of this blog posting, I spelled it 'Brotney' at first hahaha... Weird coincidence... She won't talk to her cat anymore, cos she thought he joined a gang hahaha
OH GOD a Justin Beiber medley.. ew... And my aunt pointed out (I noticed too!) Artie was Britney's boyfriend before, they broke up, that's such an odd song choice lol!
I love this song Unique and Tina did with Marlee/ey, 'Womanizer' about how Jake is into every and any girl that walks by haha that's one of the best montages they've ever done to a song, where he's talking to a girl and gets distracted by the next one who walks by and follows her - awesome!
Rachel and Kurt got a GIANT apartment that they can ride their bikes around like best girl-and-gay-guy-friends were meant to! It's so nice and will OBVIOUSLY be gorgeous - and very pink - by the time they finish it, but I get cold just looking at it haha it seems like it'd be very drafty - old warehouses often are!
I love the version Sam, Tina and Jesus-boy did of 'Three' - I miss the onld Glee days where it's just voices and claps and maybe a guitar or 2 :) What's with the random band guys? Can't they sing?? And how come they have no names?
NO BRITNEY DROP THE RAZOR holy shit hahaha and then she attacks Ben with the umbrella lol gee, I wonder where they got that idea from... Unoriginal but funny nonetheless haha especially the guy screaming 'Leave Britney Alone!'
I love Marlee/ey and Jake... Altho I agree with Tina and Unique on the whole 'Girl. Nuh-uh' front, their song was so pretty! I love 'Crazy', it's probably one of my fave Britney Spears songs :)
Lol Keke the less-famous Siri app.. And Rachel's over-pronunciation is back -.- Looking like a Walgreen's underwear model haha.. Still with the zingers, Cassie! No way Rachel's hair is staying that neat with all the flipping and twirling of her head she's been doing!! Someone get this girl to a chiropractor, STAT! And I don't understand why she needed Brody to be her partner and barely danced with him.. She spent more time dancing with the table than him! And ok she's turned up the serious bitchiness, at least all of Cassie's disses were FUNNY!
OMG PUCK!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE MISSED HIM AND HIS SARCASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But ok I was very proud of Jake for standing up for the lunch lady - even if he got in trouble for beating up the asshole football players.
YAAY!! PRINCIPAL FIGGINS! The man who makes it the most ironic to say 'team pep' while completely monotone hehehe and he shushed the already-silent crowd lol
Ok Britney's addicted to Cheese puffs - I can't blame her, those things are delicious!! She was the only one lip-syncing lol no one else was really singing lol how would they be lip-syncing?!
Alright, swaying your hips and pouting at yourself in a mirror is NOT working lol ... And I was gonna say, she couldn't just kick Rachel out of class, doesn't she need that class for her program? Or whatever 'program' you can have at an ARTS school pfft
Sam is adorable, I love him haha.. Altho it was reall random that he was the one to help her out - especially because he was the one to step forward and reach out to Marlee/ey about being poor - he and Brit have their blondeness in common! And she misses the smell of Santana's armpits, that actually made me snort XD
BAHAHAHA she knew who Obama was but thought George Washington was Glenn Close hahaha I love this show!
Allow me to remember this line - 'The cure for loneliness is cake' for the next time I'm feeling down :P And Brody likes her - shocker! And tries to kiss her, in full view of the giant Finn-heart painted on the wall lol.. How is their apartment so old and dingy-looking, and then the floor is SPOTLESS?! I repainted my room over the summer, and let me tell you, you DO NOT start with the floor!! And dropcloths are your best friend! Put them EVERYWHERE! EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU NEED THEM! Even in the next room over!
OH SHIT SHE DIDN'T!!! Kitty came up and said she and Jake were dating now - and he looked reluctant about it lol she's so awful! If he has one of his urges to punch someone, I would not complain if he decided to punch her!! Except maybe that would be considered domestic violence, so nevermind, I take that back!
The last song (I can't remember the name of it, sorry) is so pretty, I've always thought so, even tho it's so sad... And she's painting over the giant Finn heart! In full view of the orchid! Uh-oh plot twist!
OK I give this week's episode 9 Puckerman children out of 10 (there are probably more out there!)
I'm going to go to bed now, g'night Gleeks! Until next week!
Monday, 17 September 2012
Bones - 'The Future In the Past'
I am extremely excited about this new episode - especially after the cliffhanger of a finale we had last season! And John Frances Daley (Sweets) is live tweeting during this episode, so I'm really excited for that too :) I love when people do that, just like when Barret Foa (Eric) live tweeted during his special episode of NCIS: LA last season :P
So Bones is blonde now... Which is not a very good look for her lol I'm pretty sure it's a wig... But Christine has gotten really cute haha she keeps saying 'papa' when shown pictures of Booth.. Awwe so sad :(
Angela of course has kept trying to figure out how Pelant doctored security footage to frame Brennan. And now Clarke is the resident anthropologist at the Jeffersonian?! That's not fair! I mean, I guess it's been 3 months, but he's so irritating and he's quit like three times and is still there! He's so boring... and a little bit OCD, even more than Bones... His damn binders!
Hey, I just noticed, they changed the opening sequence! Not just the actual credits, but the music.. It's the same song, but a little different. Weird.
So then we see Booth's been demoted to 'desk jockey' and it makes me sad, I love his office, it's orange! It's so bright and cheerful!
Then we see him standing around Pelant's workplace because the bastard now has access to computers... God I hate when the justice system is so flawed!
Brennan ran off briefly, she told her dad 'there was something I have to do' and then we see the Jeffersonian team at a crime scene, where a body has been professionally uncovered. They figure that Bones probably made the discovery (initially Clark is suspicious that Bones killed the victim, the bastard), and Angela discovers a bouquet of flowers nearby that was clearly a message from Brennan.
The woman is identified as a guidance counsellor who disappeared 10 years prior. She used to work at the highschool Pelant went to.
Booth then is in a car and calls Cam saying that he is going to Atlantic City. Then he finds Bones! And they immediately start making out. Lovely.
Pelant went through all the computer records on the case - that son of a bitch knows everything!!! Damn you modern technology for being so accessible to the bad guys!
So Angela clears Caronline, Angela is in cahoots with Brennan and now 90% of the team knows, bla bla... Still no tweets from Sweets (see what I did there haha).. I sent a tweet to him asking 'where are you?!'just as Sweets came on screen.. It was a weird concept, seeing someone as you were attempting to contact them haha, almost thought for a second 'Oh nevermind, he can't tweet, he's busy, he's talking to Caroline' bahaha such a fail on my part but an entertaining anecdote nevertheless... Sweets tells Caroline that Pelant most likely killed the guidance counsellor because he forged a letter of recommendation, saying it was from her, that helped him get into Stanford. The forging happened RIGHT before she disappeared.
Angela sent Hodgins to drop off flowers as a message for Bones, but Pelant was there, the bastard! He mocks Hodgins (again, the bastard!) who threatens him, and then proceeds to strangle him - not going to lie, when Pelant first fell unconscious, I actually gasped because I thought Hodgins had killed him - what a plot twist that would have been lol! It made a good point tho because Pelant had said that the psychological profile of Hodgins was that he had anger but hated confrontation and instead would yell and put his energy into conspiracies.
Then Max shows up at the same drop site, and gives an angry little speech about how Pelant better leave his family alone or he would kill him (man, that guy has so many people wishing for his death - first Booth, then Hodgins, now Max? I'm sure Bones and everyone else are on that list somewhere too lol, they just havent't said so out loud yet...)
Hodgins tells Cam that she should take Clark and all the security guards and leave the museum for several hours - Clark seems very confused by this, but goes along with it haha... I'm confused too, I mean how do you just TELL security guards to leave their post? And they all just go? Makes no sense, but whatever, it worked haha
Booth and Brennan show up at the lab (no one else is surprised by this, I'm sure) and - here's the surprise - Brennan loves Clark's binders.
Sweets figures out that Pelant wants one of the team members to kill him, and that gives Angela enough evidence to figure out the code that Brennan's friend (the dead one) wrote on the wall! It was the code whick removed Brennan from the damning security footage!
Booth gives a chip that Hodgins had given him to Agent Flynn - it contains evidence that Pelant had hacked into the FBI network, which is 1) a federal crime and 2) a violation of his parole, soooo they can arrest him again!
They figure out that the murder weapon was an old Japanese sword that belonged to Pelant's grandfather. The look on his face when Booth showed him the sword was priceless - it literally DROPPED, I mean first the smugness went out of his eyes, then his cheeks, then his mouth and then his jaw, it was hilarious XD
So he's gone away, Brennan is cleared, they all have a little soiree at Casa Booth/Brennan (Boonan? Brooth? Someone give them a couple name, STAT!) and they announce that not only is Brennan free to resume her job at the Jeffersonian, but Booth is getting his old job back (yay orange office!) and Clark can stay on at the museum because Cam has decided they need a second anthropologist so that one can focus on crime and the other on 'serious archeological work'. Clark is all excited because he hates crime! And loves serious acheological work! And Brennan is axcited too, because she loves crime :P And I'm a little less than excited, because this means we may be seeing more of boring Clark-man... But I hope all the other interns will be back! I love those guys.. Except Daisy. No more Daisy.
So everyone's happy, because and Brennan dyes her hair back (a.k.a removes the wig that was in the SAME DAMN POSITION all episode!) and she and Booth are all happy and start making out in the laundry room... When his phone rings. And you know it's serious when he turns the washer off so he can hear better!
AWWW SHIIIT he found a way to get out of this arrest too?! He rewrote his entire personal history to say he was some sort of Egyptian lord - I didn't catch the name, but I'm sure I would be unable to spell it anyway... So he's being take to Egypt. Fine, you bastard, go kill people over there. Not the FBI's problem anymore! Then he walks up to Brennan and hands her a flower - mockingly, as per usual - and she smacks him across the face! Hahahahah that was epic I actually cheered :P I'm sure my roomie thinks I'm nuts...
Then she tells Booth that the flower he handed her was a marigold, which symbolises pain and sadness (I actually knew that! Which depressed me, because I used to love marigolds when I was little...) Booth throws the flower in the trash and they get the heck outta there... But then Agent Flynn walks over to the can and picks up the flower and looks at it, then up above the camera in a creepy manner that makes me very suspicious of him!! And that's the end! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH FLYNN?! Damn cliffhangers..
I am so happy to see the dream team (seriously, they need a couple name) back together - it was a good episode plot-wise but there weren't as many epic jokes as usual, probably because of all the intensity and seriousness... But still. I give it 8 terrible blond wigs out of 10 :)
What was your opinion of the premiere? Do you disagree with my opinion of Clark? Do you want the creepy digital serial killer to return in future episodes? And what the hell do you think was with the creepy bit with Flynn at the end?? Leave a comment! See you next week! :)
So Bones is blonde now... Which is not a very good look for her lol I'm pretty sure it's a wig... But Christine has gotten really cute haha she keeps saying 'papa' when shown pictures of Booth.. Awwe so sad :(
Angela of course has kept trying to figure out how Pelant doctored security footage to frame Brennan. And now Clarke is the resident anthropologist at the Jeffersonian?! That's not fair! I mean, I guess it's been 3 months, but he's so irritating and he's quit like three times and is still there! He's so boring... and a little bit OCD, even more than Bones... His damn binders!
Hey, I just noticed, they changed the opening sequence! Not just the actual credits, but the music.. It's the same song, but a little different. Weird.
So then we see Booth's been demoted to 'desk jockey' and it makes me sad, I love his office, it's orange! It's so bright and cheerful!
Then we see him standing around Pelant's workplace because the bastard now has access to computers... God I hate when the justice system is so flawed!
Brennan ran off briefly, she told her dad 'there was something I have to do' and then we see the Jeffersonian team at a crime scene, where a body has been professionally uncovered. They figure that Bones probably made the discovery (initially Clark is suspicious that Bones killed the victim, the bastard), and Angela discovers a bouquet of flowers nearby that was clearly a message from Brennan.
The woman is identified as a guidance counsellor who disappeared 10 years prior. She used to work at the highschool Pelant went to.
Booth then is in a car and calls Cam saying that he is going to Atlantic City. Then he finds Bones! And they immediately start making out. Lovely.
Pelant went through all the computer records on the case - that son of a bitch knows everything!!! Damn you modern technology for being so accessible to the bad guys!
So Angela clears Caronline, Angela is in cahoots with Brennan and now 90% of the team knows, bla bla... Still no tweets from Sweets (see what I did there haha).. I sent a tweet to him asking 'where are you?!'just as Sweets came on screen.. It was a weird concept, seeing someone as you were attempting to contact them haha, almost thought for a second 'Oh nevermind, he can't tweet, he's busy, he's talking to Caroline' bahaha such a fail on my part but an entertaining anecdote nevertheless... Sweets tells Caroline that Pelant most likely killed the guidance counsellor because he forged a letter of recommendation, saying it was from her, that helped him get into Stanford. The forging happened RIGHT before she disappeared.
Angela sent Hodgins to drop off flowers as a message for Bones, but Pelant was there, the bastard! He mocks Hodgins (again, the bastard!) who threatens him, and then proceeds to strangle him - not going to lie, when Pelant first fell unconscious, I actually gasped because I thought Hodgins had killed him - what a plot twist that would have been lol! It made a good point tho because Pelant had said that the psychological profile of Hodgins was that he had anger but hated confrontation and instead would yell and put his energy into conspiracies.
Then Max shows up at the same drop site, and gives an angry little speech about how Pelant better leave his family alone or he would kill him (man, that guy has so many people wishing for his death - first Booth, then Hodgins, now Max? I'm sure Bones and everyone else are on that list somewhere too lol, they just havent't said so out loud yet...)
Hodgins tells Cam that she should take Clark and all the security guards and leave the museum for several hours - Clark seems very confused by this, but goes along with it haha... I'm confused too, I mean how do you just TELL security guards to leave their post? And they all just go? Makes no sense, but whatever, it worked haha
Booth and Brennan show up at the lab (no one else is surprised by this, I'm sure) and - here's the surprise - Brennan loves Clark's binders.
Sweets figures out that Pelant wants one of the team members to kill him, and that gives Angela enough evidence to figure out the code that Brennan's friend (the dead one) wrote on the wall! It was the code whick removed Brennan from the damning security footage!
Booth gives a chip that Hodgins had given him to Agent Flynn - it contains evidence that Pelant had hacked into the FBI network, which is 1) a federal crime and 2) a violation of his parole, soooo they can arrest him again!
They figure out that the murder weapon was an old Japanese sword that belonged to Pelant's grandfather. The look on his face when Booth showed him the sword was priceless - it literally DROPPED, I mean first the smugness went out of his eyes, then his cheeks, then his mouth and then his jaw, it was hilarious XD
So he's gone away, Brennan is cleared, they all have a little soiree at Casa Booth/Brennan (Boonan? Brooth? Someone give them a couple name, STAT!) and they announce that not only is Brennan free to resume her job at the Jeffersonian, but Booth is getting his old job back (yay orange office!) and Clark can stay on at the museum because Cam has decided they need a second anthropologist so that one can focus on crime and the other on 'serious archeological work'. Clark is all excited because he hates crime! And loves serious acheological work! And Brennan is axcited too, because she loves crime :P And I'm a little less than excited, because this means we may be seeing more of boring Clark-man... But I hope all the other interns will be back! I love those guys.. Except Daisy. No more Daisy.
So everyone's happy, because and Brennan dyes her hair back (a.k.a removes the wig that was in the SAME DAMN POSITION all episode!) and she and Booth are all happy and start making out in the laundry room... When his phone rings. And you know it's serious when he turns the washer off so he can hear better!
AWWW SHIIIT he found a way to get out of this arrest too?! He rewrote his entire personal history to say he was some sort of Egyptian lord - I didn't catch the name, but I'm sure I would be unable to spell it anyway... So he's being take to Egypt. Fine, you bastard, go kill people over there. Not the FBI's problem anymore! Then he walks up to Brennan and hands her a flower - mockingly, as per usual - and she smacks him across the face! Hahahahah that was epic I actually cheered :P I'm sure my roomie thinks I'm nuts...
Then she tells Booth that the flower he handed her was a marigold, which symbolises pain and sadness (I actually knew that! Which depressed me, because I used to love marigolds when I was little...) Booth throws the flower in the trash and they get the heck outta there... But then Agent Flynn walks over to the can and picks up the flower and looks at it, then up above the camera in a creepy manner that makes me very suspicious of him!! And that's the end! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH FLYNN?! Damn cliffhangers..
I am so happy to see the dream team (seriously, they need a couple name) back together - it was a good episode plot-wise but there weren't as many epic jokes as usual, probably because of all the intensity and seriousness... But still. I give it 8 terrible blond wigs out of 10 :)
What was your opinion of the premiere? Do you disagree with my opinion of Clark? Do you want the creepy digital serial killer to return in future episodes? And what the hell do you think was with the creepy bit with Flynn at the end?? Leave a comment! See you next week! :)
Saturday, 15 September 2012
SNL - Seth MacFarlane/Frank Ocean
IT'S BACK!
I have loved this show for so long lol, I've even watched the older episodes, and I'm excited for the new season - especially since I'm now off at university and can stay up as late as I want on a Saturday night to watch it :P
To be honest, I'm not really looking forward to this season as much as I have in the past, so many ppl (INCLUDING MY BELOVED ANDY SAMBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) left after last season :/ But Seth McFarlane is hosting and I find him entertaining.. And Seth Meyers and Bill Heder are still on the show :3 So I'll keep watching for their sake haha.. And who knows, the new people may be pretty good, I really like a lot of the people they introduced last year! Taran Killam and Vanessa Bayer and Jay Pharoah and Paul whatshisname :P
I don't get this - Fred Armissen passed off his recurring role as Obama to Pharoah - I'm not complaining, Pharoah does the awkward pauses PERFECTLY - but it seems like Armissen has been demoted or something, has he overstayed his welcome? Yesh. It was a good opener - they made fun of how Romney was unrelatable to the 'average American'.
OH MY GOD I just realised - I had heard that Jason Sudeikis was leaving the show, which is part of the reason I was upset about this season, but he's STILL THERE!! And I also realised that Paul Whatshisname is gone too, after only one season... Damn, I liked him. Too bad, but it's hardly the first time a talented 'featured player' has been cut - Jenny Slate (Doorbells 'n' more!) and Casey Wilson come to mind :/ I'm just glad they kept Pharaoh, his voices are so diverse and his impressions are SPOT-ON!
I. Love. Seth. McFarlane. I know he's kind of crude sometimes, but his voices make me laugh so hard (Maybe he's Jay's impression coach!) and he's so damn cute! And damn, he can sing... About how he always is arguing with himself in various Family Guy voices XD Quite a wonderful monologue for the season premiere! :P
Next is a commercial break... And then one of those awkward sketches where they have a sexpert show and the doctor is missing and Armisen steps in and embarasses all the guests... One of those jokes that wasn't really funnny the first time and they JUST. KEPT. DOING. IT.
And a fauxmercial for the American tour of 'Clint Eastwood and Chair' hahaha I knew they'd reference that at some point! 'He also talks to other politicians, including Mayor Bloomberg!' 'Just let people eat soda!' BAHAHAHA!!
Ok I don't know how old Seth MacFarlane is, but he's gotta be pushing 40 - and yet he still passes for 20something and looks so young, especially in the next sketch where he's working with Keenan and Jason at a Lidz store and whenever something bad happens, he pushes a magical button and Bobby Moynahan comes out and dances to the Gangnam Style song XD AND THEN THE REAL GUY CAME OUT AND DANCED HAHAHAHA And there were horses.. I'm not sure why, but I rolled with it
After the next commercial break, there's a sketch where Seth Macfarlane (in a flaming pink shirt, I might add..) is teaching a class about puppetry teaching Vanessa and Keenan and Bill (who is channeling his inner Will Arnett in the voice department, and his inner Lt. Dan Taylor in the creepy war veteran department) how to use puppets, and things are going slightly... weird... Lol it wasn't a bad sketch but not one of my faves (mostly because of the creep factor..)
OK who the hell is this Frank Ocean kid? Seth sounds about as uncomfortable saying his name as the audience is enthusiastic to see him... Apparently he sings very high and dresses very weird and is cute and makes awkward constipation faces while sitting on a stool. Well, he's no Bruno Mars... But at least he's no Sleigh Bells, either ;)
Also, I found out that Seth is 39 (well, not quite, he was born in October 1973 so he's still 38) but DAMN that guy either has really good genes or a good Botox addiction.
WEEKEND UPDATE TIME!!!!!!!
Hi Seth you adorable bastard! So glad he hasn't quit yet, I love him!!
About Chris Brown's neck tattoo of a battered woman - 'You know you've made a horrible mistake when getting a neck tattoo is the second-most terrible thing about your neck tattoo!'
And then he brought in Honey Boo-Boo and Mama (from the awks reality show Here Comes Honey-Boo-Boo) - which is weird timing because I just caught a few episodes this past week, and it is the WEIRDEST thing I've ever seen O.O and yes, 'Even though, you all speak English, the majority of your show is subtitled' haha
They brought out Seth MacFarlane as Ryan Lochte to talk about the fall TV schedule - and I'm using the word 'talk' loosely haha he sounds like he's drunk, or high, or both, or a child... Which is odd, because I saw a lot of him when watching the Olympics and he doesn't really talk like that lol... Then he gets asked about the new season of American Dad and sobers/grows up long enough to say 'Yea I heard it's great' and have other Seth throw a juice box at him lol
'A farmer in Iowa has begun powering his farm with leftover walnut shells. If you're wondering which farm that is, it's the one with no power.' I don't understand how Seth says funny things with such a straight face! And the raised eyebrows lol he's so cute!
One of the new girls comes on and pretends to be Latino talking about why it's important to vote.. Even if she can't, because she's 17 haha.
The next sketch is about some army guy (MacFarlane) who has a stutter and keeps yelling at a bunch of privates and asking if he has a stutter or not - initually he didn't but then he started to... The concept was pretty funny, but I have to admit I hate stuff related to the army, the idea of people screaming at each other and ordering each other around and standing all stiffly - it's unnatural... I also missed the tail end of the sketch because I burned some toast in my toaster oven and it set off the smoke detector, so I spent a couple minutes waving my Computer Science textbook at it -.-
There's a sketch where this talk show host 'makes over' a normal-looking guy (Seth) to look EXACTLY like the host (Keenan) lol and they listened to an 'Earth, Wind & Fire cover band called Dirt, Air, and Heat' LAWL I do appreciate a good pun :P
OH my God Seth with long hair is even more adorable - if only he had a British accent then he'd be even better! He and Nasim are on a date and they're both doing so many voices imitating themselves and other people... And random strangers are also doing the voices, except for waiter Keenan, who thinks they're weird haha AND THEN at the very end Seth did a Quagmire voice and she says 'oh come on, don't do Family Guy, we're 30!' And I was like 'UHM, NO, HE'S 38!! He's lying to you!!! Run, adorable little Iranian girl!!!' (Yes I did just IMDb her ethnicity..)
Uh-oh, Ocean boy is back, and standing this time... Haha that was kind of awkward cos Seth introduced him and turned around to face the stage but was clearly standing right where the camera was supposed to roll to haha so he turned around and looked kinda panicky then stepped sideways really fast lol... Ok Ocean apparently got off the stool to prove he was serious, now he's got more of a Drake vibe going, no more high-pitched crooning, but he still has the same constipation face on. And he smiled! When he was done singing! So I guess he's like David Archuleta then, one face while performing, very expressive and cute once the song ends.
Now we're making fun of Amish people apparently... spelling out www.woodenspoonwarehouse.com using weird character names lol
OHMYGOD I knew that was John Mayer!!! During Ocean-Boy's second song, there was this epic guitar solo and they showed the guitarist (who, I should mention, was also making constipation faces) and I thought 'Gee, that looks a lot like Jon Mayer! Nah, that's just my celebrity-crazed brain talking' lol (actually, at first, when they showed him in profile, I thought he looked a lot like a brunette Chord Overstreet, a.k.a.Sam from Glee) but I was right!! Damn, I'm good ;P
And at the closing of the episode, Seth thanked the writers, what a guy... You know, during the Writer's Strike of '07-'08, Family Guy aired a few episodes sans Brian, Peter, Stewie, Quagmire.. Basically anyone interesting.. because Seth went on strike in solidarity with his cowriters. He can be lewd sometimes, but you gotta love him :)
I'd give this episode 7 Family Guy MacFarlane voices out of 10 because there were too many new ppl I didn't recognize, but the monologue was epic and it was a rare treat to see Seth MacFarlane's adorable face on camera so frequently within an hour and a half of TV. (But he's no Jimmy Fallon!!! Who, as an FYI, just won an Emmy today for the episode of SNL he hosted last year!! Let's have him back this year please!!)
And Joseph Gordon-Levitt is hosting next weekend. I am SO tuning in, I love that man!
I have loved this show for so long lol, I've even watched the older episodes, and I'm excited for the new season - especially since I'm now off at university and can stay up as late as I want on a Saturday night to watch it :P
To be honest, I'm not really looking forward to this season as much as I have in the past, so many ppl (INCLUDING MY BELOVED ANDY SAMBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) left after last season :/ But Seth McFarlane is hosting and I find him entertaining.. And Seth Meyers and Bill Heder are still on the show :3 So I'll keep watching for their sake haha.. And who knows, the new people may be pretty good, I really like a lot of the people they introduced last year! Taran Killam and Vanessa Bayer and Jay Pharoah and Paul whatshisname :P
I don't get this - Fred Armissen passed off his recurring role as Obama to Pharoah - I'm not complaining, Pharoah does the awkward pauses PERFECTLY - but it seems like Armissen has been demoted or something, has he overstayed his welcome? Yesh. It was a good opener - they made fun of how Romney was unrelatable to the 'average American'.
OH MY GOD I just realised - I had heard that Jason Sudeikis was leaving the show, which is part of the reason I was upset about this season, but he's STILL THERE!! And I also realised that Paul Whatshisname is gone too, after only one season... Damn, I liked him. Too bad, but it's hardly the first time a talented 'featured player' has been cut - Jenny Slate (Doorbells 'n' more!) and Casey Wilson come to mind :/ I'm just glad they kept Pharaoh, his voices are so diverse and his impressions are SPOT-ON!
I. Love. Seth. McFarlane. I know he's kind of crude sometimes, but his voices make me laugh so hard (Maybe he's Jay's impression coach!) and he's so damn cute! And damn, he can sing... About how he always is arguing with himself in various Family Guy voices XD Quite a wonderful monologue for the season premiere! :P
Next is a commercial break... And then one of those awkward sketches where they have a sexpert show and the doctor is missing and Armisen steps in and embarasses all the guests... One of those jokes that wasn't really funnny the first time and they JUST. KEPT. DOING. IT.
And a fauxmercial for the American tour of 'Clint Eastwood and Chair' hahaha I knew they'd reference that at some point! 'He also talks to other politicians, including Mayor Bloomberg!' 'Just let people eat soda!' BAHAHAHA!!
Ok I don't know how old Seth MacFarlane is, but he's gotta be pushing 40 - and yet he still passes for 20something and looks so young, especially in the next sketch where he's working with Keenan and Jason at a Lidz store and whenever something bad happens, he pushes a magical button and Bobby Moynahan comes out and dances to the Gangnam Style song XD AND THEN THE REAL GUY CAME OUT AND DANCED HAHAHAHA And there were horses.. I'm not sure why, but I rolled with it
After the next commercial break, there's a sketch where Seth Macfarlane (in a flaming pink shirt, I might add..) is teaching a class about puppetry teaching Vanessa and Keenan and Bill (who is channeling his inner Will Arnett in the voice department, and his inner Lt. Dan Taylor in the creepy war veteran department) how to use puppets, and things are going slightly... weird... Lol it wasn't a bad sketch but not one of my faves (mostly because of the creep factor..)
OK who the hell is this Frank Ocean kid? Seth sounds about as uncomfortable saying his name as the audience is enthusiastic to see him... Apparently he sings very high and dresses very weird and is cute and makes awkward constipation faces while sitting on a stool. Well, he's no Bruno Mars... But at least he's no Sleigh Bells, either ;)
Also, I found out that Seth is 39 (well, not quite, he was born in October 1973 so he's still 38) but DAMN that guy either has really good genes or a good Botox addiction.
WEEKEND UPDATE TIME!!!!!!!
Hi Seth you adorable bastard! So glad he hasn't quit yet, I love him!!
About Chris Brown's neck tattoo of a battered woman - 'You know you've made a horrible mistake when getting a neck tattoo is the second-most terrible thing about your neck tattoo!'
And then he brought in Honey Boo-Boo and Mama (from the awks reality show Here Comes Honey-Boo-Boo) - which is weird timing because I just caught a few episodes this past week, and it is the WEIRDEST thing I've ever seen O.O and yes, 'Even though, you all speak English, the majority of your show is subtitled' haha
They brought out Seth MacFarlane as Ryan Lochte to talk about the fall TV schedule - and I'm using the word 'talk' loosely haha he sounds like he's drunk, or high, or both, or a child... Which is odd, because I saw a lot of him when watching the Olympics and he doesn't really talk like that lol... Then he gets asked about the new season of American Dad and sobers/grows up long enough to say 'Yea I heard it's great' and have other Seth throw a juice box at him lol
'A farmer in Iowa has begun powering his farm with leftover walnut shells. If you're wondering which farm that is, it's the one with no power.' I don't understand how Seth says funny things with such a straight face! And the raised eyebrows lol he's so cute!
One of the new girls comes on and pretends to be Latino talking about why it's important to vote.. Even if she can't, because she's 17 haha.
The next sketch is about some army guy (MacFarlane) who has a stutter and keeps yelling at a bunch of privates and asking if he has a stutter or not - initually he didn't but then he started to... The concept was pretty funny, but I have to admit I hate stuff related to the army, the idea of people screaming at each other and ordering each other around and standing all stiffly - it's unnatural... I also missed the tail end of the sketch because I burned some toast in my toaster oven and it set off the smoke detector, so I spent a couple minutes waving my Computer Science textbook at it -.-
There's a sketch where this talk show host 'makes over' a normal-looking guy (Seth) to look EXACTLY like the host (Keenan) lol and they listened to an 'Earth, Wind & Fire cover band called Dirt, Air, and Heat' LAWL I do appreciate a good pun :P
OH my God Seth with long hair is even more adorable - if only he had a British accent then he'd be even better! He and Nasim are on a date and they're both doing so many voices imitating themselves and other people... And random strangers are also doing the voices, except for waiter Keenan, who thinks they're weird haha AND THEN at the very end Seth did a Quagmire voice and she says 'oh come on, don't do Family Guy, we're 30!' And I was like 'UHM, NO, HE'S 38!! He's lying to you!!! Run, adorable little Iranian girl!!!' (Yes I did just IMDb her ethnicity..)
Uh-oh, Ocean boy is back, and standing this time... Haha that was kind of awkward cos Seth introduced him and turned around to face the stage but was clearly standing right where the camera was supposed to roll to haha so he turned around and looked kinda panicky then stepped sideways really fast lol... Ok Ocean apparently got off the stool to prove he was serious, now he's got more of a Drake vibe going, no more high-pitched crooning, but he still has the same constipation face on. And he smiled! When he was done singing! So I guess he's like David Archuleta then, one face while performing, very expressive and cute once the song ends.
Now we're making fun of Amish people apparently... spelling out www.woodenspoonwarehouse.com using weird character names lol
OHMYGOD I knew that was John Mayer!!! During Ocean-Boy's second song, there was this epic guitar solo and they showed the guitarist (who, I should mention, was also making constipation faces) and I thought 'Gee, that looks a lot like Jon Mayer! Nah, that's just my celebrity-crazed brain talking' lol (actually, at first, when they showed him in profile, I thought he looked a lot like a brunette Chord Overstreet, a.k.a.Sam from Glee) but I was right!! Damn, I'm good ;P
And at the closing of the episode, Seth thanked the writers, what a guy... You know, during the Writer's Strike of '07-'08, Family Guy aired a few episodes sans Brian, Peter, Stewie, Quagmire.. Basically anyone interesting.. because Seth went on strike in solidarity with his cowriters. He can be lewd sometimes, but you gotta love him :)
I'd give this episode 7 Family Guy MacFarlane voices out of 10 because there were too many new ppl I didn't recognize, but the monologue was epic and it was a rare treat to see Seth MacFarlane's adorable face on camera so frequently within an hour and a half of TV. (But he's no Jimmy Fallon!!! Who, as an FYI, just won an Emmy today for the episode of SNL he hosted last year!! Let's have him back this year please!!)
And Joseph Gordon-Levitt is hosting next weekend. I am SO tuning in, I love that man!
Thursday, 13 September 2012
Glee - 'The New Rachel'
OMG within 10 seconds and we have a guest star!! Kate Hudson!! Calling Rachel 'Miss David Schwimmer' and telling her her stuck-up attitude is pissing her off hehehe WIN!! But she is a bitch, shocking that Hudson can pull that off...
I also loved Artie's line, in response to 'is it true you were seen sitting with Cheerios?' - 'Well, I am usually seen sitting' hahaha
Rachel has a co-ed washroom?! Ew... But I'm not complaining about the new guy...
Kurt's visiting WMHS and Rachel told him she was being 'worshipped' by her dance teacher - puhLEASE! And we've met Sue's new baby, Robin - named after 'my favourite dead BeeGee' Damn this episode is good...
And now Wade/Unique has joined their glee club and is competing with the rest of them (Tina, Britney and OHMYGOD I FORGOT BLAINE'S NAME FOR A SECOND! I was thinking 'Darren' holy crap.. Fangirl disappointment over here!) They sang 'Call Me Maybe' and I was not loving it, I don't think Artie was either... I miss the old days where they were a capella and everyone made the background music, rather than all just singing at once? And let's be honest, none of them (Except for Blaine when he really belts it) has a particularily strong voice... They're no Rachel!
Oh wow Kurt works at the coffee place, that's hilarious since he spends so much time there anyway haha.. Damn I hate that new girl Kitty already, she treated Kurt terribly lol
Soooo it turns out bitchy-Kate-Hudson-lady is actually really nice to her one student who made the chorus for Wicked, and then she begins drinking.. I'm guessing she's so mean because she can't make anything of herself anymore and has to watch younger talented people become so successful.. Typical TV/Movie plotline.. But until she breaks down and gets all emotional (they always do!), I will enjoy every last zinger she throws at Rachel hehe
Ok Tina was totally a bitch to the new girl Marley (Marlee?) when did she become like that? Obviously she's letting the popularity go to her haed... And OMG the football guys were making fun of how fat the new lunch lady is - and Artie joined in, and it turns out the lunch lady's Marley/ee's mom! Omg that's so sad :( And they're poor... Oh my god I'm tearing up already..
IT'S AUDITION TIME!!!
The first guy raps and Britney loves it, the second girl dances (thrashes?) to some dubstep and Blaine says 'Are there even words to this song?' hahaha... The third guy Jake is SO GORGEOUS and OMG HE'S SINGING A SONG BY THE FRAY!! It's incredible! But Mr. Schue cut him off- ok I am not down with that, you don't interrupt someone at the climax of a song! And Jake clearly has an anger/attitude problem...
Ok that Round Room at NYADA is so epic, if I was rich and... rich.. I would want one of those in my mansion!!! I would just sit in there and sing my heart out! It's so cool! I can't believe that one girl just got KICKED OUT for boming that, she could just be having an off day.. But seriously, 'Ave Maria' is not a good choice for her, she sounded weak, and it's just not a fun song!
RACHEL AND THE NEW GIRL ARE BOTH SINGING 'NEW YORK STATE OF MIND' BY BILLY JOEL!!!! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!! Weird coincidence, it was also stuck in my head the other day lol! Bitch please it was not 'popularised' by Barbara Striesand, the Joel doesn't let anyone take his stuff! Except his classical music.. But that's a peice of pop culture I will save for another time!
OK Just Jake is displaying more angst.. I don't get it, Schue left him out becasue of his angst, but Puck was in the club for years, even after being in juvvie, how is that not as bad? But I just realised, they kind of look alike too... Coincidence, or strategic casting? You decide.
Speaking of look-a-likes, Marlee/ey looks a bit like a brunette Blake Lively... And her mom is not doing the right thing, telling her to 'not blow her chance to sit at the popular table' ?! Not good motherly advice! It's really sad that she had no change schools because she had no friends becose of her mother - And I don't get it, couldn't they just work at/attend different schools?? That would be way easier than all this sneaking around.
Thumbs up for yet another lunch-patio flash mob haha - Blaine and Kurt are so freaking adorable!
Ok nevermind, she just dropped the mom-bomb... And Kitty was a bitch yet again, shocking.. Sugar lookd shocked and a little guilty, which is good!
This is interesting - I type just as Bitch-Kate said 'this is boring' hahaha - They're drawing a paralell from Finn's being in the army (which we haven't seen yet) to Rachel's dance classes - it's like artsy boot camp. Which is the plot of every arts-school moivie ever made, I might add.
I don't get this, why is Congressman Hummel back to dressing like a fisherman/lumberjack??? I kind of liked him in the suits, sans plaid and baseball cap. And awww he started crying after dropping Kurt off at the airport, that's so sad... I thought last season finale was the end of the 'endings' that would make me want to cry?? No more of this!
AWWW Sam and Marlee/ey (I'm gonna keep doing that until I see her name written down somewhere) are bonding over being poor, he's so damn cute I love him. Bitch Kitty being a bitch, slushies etc being thrown.. That one football player guy used to be on Disney Channel.. Weird.
JAKE IS PUCK'S BROTHER!!!!!! Well, half-brother, but OHMYGOD HENCE THE SIMILARITIES!! I also knew that Schue loved his song, I mean, who wouldn't, but I still didnt like the rude-ish interruption... 'Chasing Pavements' is an awesome song, I love Marlee/ey's voice so much better than little-miss-over-pronounciation Rachel!!
AND KURT CALLED RACHEL AND WAS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER OH MY GOD THAT'S SO ADORABLE I LOVE IT AWWW I wish my friends would do that here :/
But c'mon, how did he know EXACTLY where she was standing?! Bullshit up in there..
Oh well, this episode was incredible, I give it 9 slushies out of 10 just because I am so happy for the beginning of premiere season!!!!!!!! I'm also wearing my Glee shirt haha fangirl pride! Welcome back!
I also loved Artie's line, in response to 'is it true you were seen sitting with Cheerios?' - 'Well, I am usually seen sitting' hahaha
Rachel has a co-ed washroom?! Ew... But I'm not complaining about the new guy...
Kurt's visiting WMHS and Rachel told him she was being 'worshipped' by her dance teacher - puhLEASE! And we've met Sue's new baby, Robin - named after 'my favourite dead BeeGee' Damn this episode is good...
And now Wade/Unique has joined their glee club and is competing with the rest of them (Tina, Britney and OHMYGOD I FORGOT BLAINE'S NAME FOR A SECOND! I was thinking 'Darren' holy crap.. Fangirl disappointment over here!) They sang 'Call Me Maybe' and I was not loving it, I don't think Artie was either... I miss the old days where they were a capella and everyone made the background music, rather than all just singing at once? And let's be honest, none of them (Except for Blaine when he really belts it) has a particularily strong voice... They're no Rachel!
Oh wow Kurt works at the coffee place, that's hilarious since he spends so much time there anyway haha.. Damn I hate that new girl Kitty already, she treated Kurt terribly lol
Soooo it turns out bitchy-Kate-Hudson-lady is actually really nice to her one student who made the chorus for Wicked, and then she begins drinking.. I'm guessing she's so mean because she can't make anything of herself anymore and has to watch younger talented people become so successful.. Typical TV/Movie plotline.. But until she breaks down and gets all emotional (they always do!), I will enjoy every last zinger she throws at Rachel hehe
Ok Tina was totally a bitch to the new girl Marley (Marlee?) when did she become like that? Obviously she's letting the popularity go to her haed... And OMG the football guys were making fun of how fat the new lunch lady is - and Artie joined in, and it turns out the lunch lady's Marley/ee's mom! Omg that's so sad :( And they're poor... Oh my god I'm tearing up already..
IT'S AUDITION TIME!!!
The first guy raps and Britney loves it, the second girl dances (thrashes?) to some dubstep and Blaine says 'Are there even words to this song?' hahaha... The third guy Jake is SO GORGEOUS and OMG HE'S SINGING A SONG BY THE FRAY!! It's incredible! But Mr. Schue cut him off- ok I am not down with that, you don't interrupt someone at the climax of a song! And Jake clearly has an anger/attitude problem...
Ok that Round Room at NYADA is so epic, if I was rich and... rich.. I would want one of those in my mansion!!! I would just sit in there and sing my heart out! It's so cool! I can't believe that one girl just got KICKED OUT for boming that, she could just be having an off day.. But seriously, 'Ave Maria' is not a good choice for her, she sounded weak, and it's just not a fun song!
RACHEL AND THE NEW GIRL ARE BOTH SINGING 'NEW YORK STATE OF MIND' BY BILLY JOEL!!!! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!! Weird coincidence, it was also stuck in my head the other day lol! Bitch please it was not 'popularised' by Barbara Striesand, the Joel doesn't let anyone take his stuff! Except his classical music.. But that's a peice of pop culture I will save for another time!
OK Just Jake is displaying more angst.. I don't get it, Schue left him out becasue of his angst, but Puck was in the club for years, even after being in juvvie, how is that not as bad? But I just realised, they kind of look alike too... Coincidence, or strategic casting? You decide.
Speaking of look-a-likes, Marlee/ey looks a bit like a brunette Blake Lively... And her mom is not doing the right thing, telling her to 'not blow her chance to sit at the popular table' ?! Not good motherly advice! It's really sad that she had no change schools because she had no friends becose of her mother - And I don't get it, couldn't they just work at/attend different schools?? That would be way easier than all this sneaking around.
Thumbs up for yet another lunch-patio flash mob haha - Blaine and Kurt are so freaking adorable!
Ok nevermind, she just dropped the mom-bomb... And Kitty was a bitch yet again, shocking.. Sugar lookd shocked and a little guilty, which is good!
This is interesting - I type just as Bitch-Kate said 'this is boring' hahaha - They're drawing a paralell from Finn's being in the army (which we haven't seen yet) to Rachel's dance classes - it's like artsy boot camp. Which is the plot of every arts-school moivie ever made, I might add.
I don't get this, why is Congressman Hummel back to dressing like a fisherman/lumberjack??? I kind of liked him in the suits, sans plaid and baseball cap. And awww he started crying after dropping Kurt off at the airport, that's so sad... I thought last season finale was the end of the 'endings' that would make me want to cry?? No more of this!
AWWW Sam and Marlee/ey (I'm gonna keep doing that until I see her name written down somewhere) are bonding over being poor, he's so damn cute I love him. Bitch Kitty being a bitch, slushies etc being thrown.. That one football player guy used to be on Disney Channel.. Weird.
JAKE IS PUCK'S BROTHER!!!!!! Well, half-brother, but OHMYGOD HENCE THE SIMILARITIES!! I also knew that Schue loved his song, I mean, who wouldn't, but I still didnt like the rude-ish interruption... 'Chasing Pavements' is an awesome song, I love Marlee/ey's voice so much better than little-miss-over-pronounciation Rachel!!
AND KURT CALLED RACHEL AND WAS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER OH MY GOD THAT'S SO ADORABLE I LOVE IT AWWW I wish my friends would do that here :/
But c'mon, how did he know EXACTLY where she was standing?! Bullshit up in there..
Oh well, this episode was incredible, I give it 9 slushies out of 10 just because I am so happy for the beginning of premiere season!!!!!!!! I'm also wearing my Glee shirt haha fangirl pride! Welcome back!
Fall 2012!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm back, baby!!!!!
In the immortal words of Abed in the season-2 premiere of Community (a man I swear is based on my real life best friend Casey): 'Aaaaand we're back!'
Hello my darling blog readers!!
I'm very sorry I didn't finish off the 2011-2012 season properly, I just realised my last blog posting was in May about the cancellation of CSI:Miami (still greiving over that one, by the way), and before that I had last posted about How I Met Your Mother in mid-April... Wow, I'm not so good with the whole consistency thing, am I?
Well over the summer, a lot has happened (I will most likely post on my other blog about it, you can read it and my other posts here: www.whatithinkaboutanythingandeverything.blogspot.com :P ) I did some renovations at my house, and moved myself off to university! So anyways, this year I will probably be too busy to have lengthy, frequent, postings on here, but I will do my best, I promise! TV keeps me sane :) Although I think one of the reasons I stopped blogging was that I was becoming kind of stressed out from this commitment I had made - like I had been giving myself homework, almost - so I did what I always do, I avoided it. At one point, that (and my serious dislike of finales) caused me to not even WATCH any TV for a few weeks - that's when you know something's up with me!
But I'm back, I'm caught up on all the episodes I missed from the past season, and I'm ready to roll!
This year, I'm going to try something a little different, and live-blog while things are on - this should be made way easier now since I have a laptop - and if I miss an episode, I'm not going to worry about catching up in order (obviously the chronoligocal order for the show) but not in terms of Monday's shows being caught up before Tuesday's, etc.
I should also have a bit of an advantage because so many of my regular shows got cancelled (NOT that this is in any way a good thing, but the elimination of House, CSI:Miami, Chuck, and The Finder will certainly open up my TV schedule) so I have more time to watch things, catch up (and oh yea, do homework :P ).
Stuff also got moved around a bit, so I have less conflict with timings of shows!
Here's what shows are looking like so far, so barring any brand-new shows I fall in love with (the new Mathew Perry show Go On is looking promising!):
Monday: How I Met Your Mother (Starting Sept 24th), Bones (Starting Sept. 17th)
Tuesday: NCIS: LA (Starts Sept. 25th)
Wednesday: CSI (Beginning Sept 26th) and maybe Criminal Minds once I catch up to the last 2-3 seasons lol...
Thursday: Glee (which started today, that one'll be posted rightaway), Big Bang Theory (begins Sept 27th)
Friday: nothing... I'll do my homework Fridays lol.. OR maybe have a social life for once!
Saturday: Saturday Night Live (premieres Sept 14th)
This blog, though stressful at times, has been a whole ton of fun for me, and I hope it's been fun for you too - I haven't been on this webpage in a while and I realised when I logged in today that I have surpassed 1100 hits! I believe it's at about 1170 right now, actually! I'm so thrilled! So I just want to thank you all for reading, and hopefully you'll continue to follow me this season :)
Happy Viewing!
xoxo
~Emily
Hello my darling blog readers!!
I'm very sorry I didn't finish off the 2011-2012 season properly, I just realised my last blog posting was in May about the cancellation of CSI:Miami (still greiving over that one, by the way), and before that I had last posted about How I Met Your Mother in mid-April... Wow, I'm not so good with the whole consistency thing, am I?
Well over the summer, a lot has happened (I will most likely post on my other blog about it, you can read it and my other posts here: www.whatithinkaboutanythingandeverything.blogspot.com :P ) I did some renovations at my house, and moved myself off to university! So anyways, this year I will probably be too busy to have lengthy, frequent, postings on here, but I will do my best, I promise! TV keeps me sane :) Although I think one of the reasons I stopped blogging was that I was becoming kind of stressed out from this commitment I had made - like I had been giving myself homework, almost - so I did what I always do, I avoided it. At one point, that (and my serious dislike of finales) caused me to not even WATCH any TV for a few weeks - that's when you know something's up with me!
But I'm back, I'm caught up on all the episodes I missed from the past season, and I'm ready to roll!
This year, I'm going to try something a little different, and live-blog while things are on - this should be made way easier now since I have a laptop - and if I miss an episode, I'm not going to worry about catching up in order (obviously the chronoligocal order for the show) but not in terms of Monday's shows being caught up before Tuesday's, etc.
I should also have a bit of an advantage because so many of my regular shows got cancelled (NOT that this is in any way a good thing, but the elimination of House, CSI:Miami, Chuck, and The Finder will certainly open up my TV schedule) so I have more time to watch things, catch up (and oh yea, do homework :P ).
Stuff also got moved around a bit, so I have less conflict with timings of shows!
Here's what shows are looking like so far, so barring any brand-new shows I fall in love with (the new Mathew Perry show Go On is looking promising!):
Monday: How I Met Your Mother (Starting Sept 24th), Bones (Starting Sept. 17th)
Tuesday: NCIS: LA (Starts Sept. 25th)
Wednesday: CSI (Beginning Sept 26th) and maybe Criminal Minds once I catch up to the last 2-3 seasons lol...
Thursday: Glee (which started today, that one'll be posted rightaway), Big Bang Theory (begins Sept 27th)
Friday: nothing... I'll do my homework Fridays lol.. OR maybe have a social life for once!
Saturday: Saturday Night Live (premieres Sept 14th)
This blog, though stressful at times, has been a whole ton of fun for me, and I hope it's been fun for you too - I haven't been on this webpage in a while and I realised when I logged in today that I have surpassed 1100 hits! I believe it's at about 1170 right now, actually! I'm so thrilled! So I just want to thank you all for reading, and hopefully you'll continue to follow me this season :)
Happy Viewing!
xoxo
~Emily
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