Hello ladies and gentleman, welcome to tonight's edition of me blogging about Bones!
Let's jump right in, shall we?
So this guy is in a parking garage and there is a creepy someone lurking in the shadows - he goes to his car and there is, WAIT FOR IT, a Slurpee cup on the car roof. OH NO! Lol not so suspicious, right? Wrong. He picks it up and BAM the car explodes - big time. The other cars in the garage explode too, and I'm wondering if the creepy lurker is killed, too..
That was kinda nasty, usually they don't show the vic getting killed at the beginning of this show, 99% of the time it opens with a) someone finding the body, or b) Booth and Bones arriving at the crime scene.
Speaking of the devils, Bones wants a 500$ stroller for Christine and Booth is saying he can't afford it and Bones can and 'it's just money', and he's right, only rich people say that! But it's cerise!! Lol she really has her priorities in order haha
She gets called to go to the crime scene, but Booth can't join them, he has to go to the FBI office and meet with Caroline for some unspecified reason. And Hodgins is too excited about how badly the body was destroyed - what else is new?? And then the stomach and intestine drops from the celing down onto his face. Awesome, the coroner concurs that the cause of death was 'an enormous kaboom' hahaha - Angela's nearly an expert!
Ok Sweets, when your voice jumps an octave when saying 'Why would I be compensating?!', you are protesting a little too much... Sorry my dear :P And speaking (as he was) of Daisy, where's the intern on this episode??
Poor Sweets, he has to work with a bitchy rookie agent, cos Booth is busy.. And she's so angsty!! Arrests a guy who works at the hotel just because he can't hand over the security tapes straightaway!
So Booth was pulled away because he needed to justify the large budget for his department - and he might get a promotion and a raise! Yay Booth! But first he needs to calculate stuff involving toner... Less fun,
Ok there's an identification on the victim, and this is really weird seeing Sweets as a lead agent, taking pone calls and such.. So he and Agent Angst go to tell the wife that her husband is dead, and then the husband pulls up right behind them at the front porch, and the wife gets super pissed and kicks him repeatedly!! What the hell! You don't do that to my Sweets! It wasn't his fault! And can't he arrest her or something for that?!
'Bones made a mistake'.. Yea that does sound odd. So Angela and Bones decide they can blame Sweets for the mistake XD Apparently the alive husband was adopted, so it's possible he could have been an identical twin. I think Sweets' idea of the twins having similar personality traits (which is based on scientific studies!) is a good one! And with some help from Angela, it pans out! Take that!
Some gross stuff involving a cockroach indicates that the explosives came from somewhere near a pesticide place.
OK, Cam figures out that the victim was probably killed by a loan shark or a bookie, based on his previous injuries. That's a bit excessive, this guy must have owed a TON of money - and how the hell is the bookie expecting to get it, now that he's dead?!
Haha Sweets is letting the female agent drive, that's gotta mean something weird... But at least she apologized! And the dead guy's wife looks a lot like the not-dead guy's wife - acts like her too haha at least she didn't kick anyone.. But she has an alibi, and says the dead guy's bookie is in jail.
And it turns out the alive guy was at the same 'self-actualisation' symposium as the dead guy..
OK so I'm thinking that the alive guy was the real target of the explosion - because according to Angela they had the same type of car - and it was HIS bookie who planted it, so he was NOT in jail.
Hahaha Angela is using some psycho-analytical stuff and thinks Sweets is in love with the new agent ahaha I concur - she's becoming an expert of everyone's feilds!
OK I was partly right - the first twin was the actual target, the wife hired a contract killer to kill him because he was giving away his life savings to the 'freedom' cult. Then she says 'I didn't pay the other half of the money because he messed up - my husband isn't dead yet!' What a crazy bitch! Who says that to the FBI?!
They figured out that the guy with the bomb was the guy Bones and Hodgins interviewed about the explosives, so they go to find him and get the target guy away safely but the bombman is trying to open the door and get at him with the bomb. Then they go 'sir, we need you to clear the area, this is dangerous' and Sweets (in no disguise whatsoever, he always looks like a random businessman haha) he goes 'Oh my god, what's happening? They have guns!' and looks all panicked (this was hilarious - an actor acting like he can't really act) and grabs the cup from the killer and Booth and Agent Angst shoot him and cuff him and it's all good! Until we realise that Sweets has been shot! In the stomach! Seriously?! I know she's a rookie, but isn't decent aim one of the necessary qualifications for becoming an agent?!! Cripes!
Ok so he's fine (thank God, I would have been so pissed - he's been shot twice by friendly fire! The other time was a ricochet during his own training, remember that?) but poor thing!! And ok then he's getting put into an ambulance and she apologises and he admits that he likes her 'You shot me, and I'm not even mad..' Awwww!! I personally think that's nuts - she shot him!!! Well wait, ok if he, for example, or someone of an equal cuteness level shot me accidentally, I might be inclined to forgive them... But then he admits that he has a girlfriend... and I was like 'aw damn that's right' (Side note - why does he always become attracted to girls with personalities that irritate me?) and she kisses him! And tells him 'it doesn't take a shrink to figure out when a guy is taken' and walks away.
Aww. Despite the creepy killer wife, this was a pretty good episode in terms of character development :) I'd give it 450$ out of the 500$ Bones wanted to spend on that cerise stroller (also: there's no raise for Booth because Cam made the presentation instead of him - but Bones is still rich, so she'll buy 'Christine' a new grill, and a new tool set, and...)
That's it for Bones this week! Stay tuned for a How I Met Your Mother post later tnight and an NCIS: LA posting tomorrow!!
Until then, leave a comment my dears, and thanks for reading!
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