Big Bang Theory - 'The Santa Simulation'

Leonard is setting up a fake fireplace for Penny and he feels so butch about it, until he gets a papercut LMAO. What a tough guy!
All the guys are going to play Dungeons and Dragons, so they're all ditching their girlfriends (except for Raj, who brings Stuart to the game!)
Sheldon hates Christmas because of the over-use of 'tis and t'was, as well as the idea of one sock (stocking), because they should come in pairs!! Of course, how silly of us. 

Because people actually wear these on their feet, anyways...

Leonard created a Christmas-themed D&D quest, and Sheldon hates it, naturally. Raj gets over-excited because he wants to rescue Santa, but his character dies, and he keeps accidentally making innuendous comments LMAO (I think Stuart is a good influence on Raj cos he says 'I think you should say things in your head before you say them out loud' haha)
The girls decide to have a night out, all dressed up fancy, and Raj goes with them. He's desperate but still tries out being a beggar AND a chooser, and they give him a reality check.
Leonard cleverly manages to make Sheldon sing 'Good King Wenceslas' and his voice is incredible, no wonder Jim Parsons was on Broadway lol!
Raj has no luck with a girl at the bar, she gives him her e-mail which is 'jennifer@notevenifyouwerethelastguyonearth.loser' haha clever but poor Raj!! Plus poor Amy because he goes on and on about how he used to have a thing for both Penny and Bernadette, but not her. 'Like, at all.' Ouch! 

I know that feeling, Amy...

Sheldon loves eggnog but doesn't think it's holiday drink, because it's avaliable year-round. Leonard bitches him out because of it haha...
OK this next scene was incredibly touching and cute, Raj and Amy trade stories about how lonely they are - I actually teared up!!! Maybe because I relate to them, Amy especially... And Raj says he's 'kinda into Amy' because she doesn't like him LMAO of course! Typical guy.
One of the 'codes' in the game is for the guys to play, with bells, a code, which ends up being Jingle Bells HAHAHAHA I love Leonard!!
And then the saddest part of the episode, when they get to rescue Santa, Sheldon has 'a talk' with 'Santa' and explains why he doesn't like Christmas - because the last time he saw Santa was at the mall when he was 5, and he told Santa that he wanted his Pop-pop back, because he had died, and Santa didn't bring him back. Now I'm tearing up again!!! That's so sad!!!
Then Santa comes to Sheldon's house and talks to him and says he's sorry for not being able to bring Pop-pop back, but that's one of the few mgical things he can't do - and then shoots Sheldon with a cannon as revenge for 'leaving me in the dungeon to be eaten alive by ogres! Ho ho ho, you big dork!' Aaaand Sheldon wakes up. Lol.