Big Bang Theory - 'The Parking Spot Escalation'

Zombies and Mummies are not the same thing!! Can I have a cookie, Leonard? I'm watching with my friend, and we both cracked up at his line about reassigning his nipples cos he doesn't use those either...
Then he decides to steal Howard's Ironman mask because 'he wasnt using it' and then when Howard steals his dimploma, he says 'You can have it, it's the only doctorate you'll ever get!'

Oh no he didn't!!!

Then we have TMI about Amy getting a bikini wax, and then the girls begin to take sides about the parking lot debacle. And they begin to sling lots of burns back and forth!!! Bernadette is soooo mad! She makes fun of Amy for never having sex, and Amy makes fun of Howard for how close he is with his mother! I would use that meme again, but I don't want to overdo it.
Then Howard goes and takes his pants off and sits in Sheldon's beloved 'spot' on the couch, and does a 'nude revenge wiggle' with Sheldon's laptop on his lap!! Oh my god!! I think that's going too far haha and then he says 'I'm not giving back your parking spot, because you don't have a car! So Sheldon says 'You don't need your helmet back, you're not Ironman!'
Amy and Sheldon go to paint Sheldon's name on the little cement bumper at the front of the parking space, then they park her car in the space.. And then things get awkward because she says 'wait first let's get in the car and let me show you something' and you all know what that means... and he has no reaction other than to assume she's high off the fumes from the spray paint.
Then Amy goes to Bernadette's apartment and Penny is there. So Amy goes 'I see you're on team Bernadette' Um, I think she's always been on Bernadette's team... 

Bernadette didn't give her one of these...

Bernadette had Amy's car towed - what a wiley little creature! And then they have another back-and-forth which ends with Amy trying to swing her extremely heavy bag at Bernadette, who ducks, and then she hits Penny in the face instead!
Sheldon's next brilliant plan involves sitting in his parking spot with a chair and a whiteboard, and puts headphones on when Howard decides to honk the horn of his car in an effort to try and make him move hahaha then the idea I would have thought of ages ago and tries to run him over hahaha of course!
Leonard comes outside and tries to reason with them but then Sheldon gets in the car and takes his clothes off and wiggles all over the seat and my friend and I were LOSING it, that was just so perfect! Then he goes 'You know what they say, revenge is a dish best served nude!' and waves his underwear in the air and we SCREAMED with laugher, the neighbours probably think we're getting attacked in here...

UPDATE: There. Just in case you wanted that visualisation.

So Howard tries to offer to leave the parking spot to Sheldon, and Sheldon refuses, because he can't have Howard being the bigger man! So Howard gets the spot, until Sheldon gets an actual liscense... Or a Batmobile.
And everyone's ok and worked everything out... Except Penny and her broken nose. I gotta say, I thought she could pull off anything, but apparently she can't pull off a bandage over the nose and two black eyes.