Glee - 'Glease'

As much as the title makes me cringe, I go love Grease so I'm really excited for this episode!!
Sue is pissed about Finn taking over Glee club (not shocking) and so is Tina (shocking!) so Sue drags Will and Finn into the principal's office and she leaves and throws things around and Figgins yells 'YOU ARE A MENACE TO THE STATE OF OHIO!!!' And yet he continues to employ the bee-otch.
Rachel is back (I enjoyed not seeing her last week...) and she's got an audition and Brodie is practising with her and everything and then miss teacher-whose-name-I-forget is trying to steal him away from her!
Kitty is being a bitch (what else is new) and she's altering Marley's dress for the play (who knew that little princess could sew, eh?) so it doesn't fit and she gets to make cracks about her being fat. I don't get why no one notices that her regular clothes fit just fine! And then she invites all of them to a sleepover at her house and I just KNOW she's gonna pull one of those mean-girl pranks on all of them! God, why would they do that! I want to yell at them like the kids in a horror film!
Sue steals the auditorium for Cheerios practise and so they guys have to practise in Finn's car shop.

Look familiar? I think it's supposed to...

Then at the sleepover, Kitty tells Marley that if she wants to be skinny she should force herself to throw up!! Oh no she didn't!! And then, straight outta Grease (Sugar even has her hair tied up like Frenchy) Kitty puts on a brown wig and makes fun of Marley to 'Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee' and when Marley comes out of the washroom (after possibly throwing up) she asks if they were making fun of her and Kitty says 'Some people are SO touchy'..
OH and Rachel and Kurt have decided to go to Ohio to see the show!
Figgins called Unique's parents to congratulate them on her getting a role in the play, and they didn't even know about anything (puh-lease there's no way he leaves the house dressed in guy's clothing and changes in the bathroom every morning!) and the dad was played by Big Mike from Chuck!! So they get Santana to play Rizzo, and the show will go on, but Unique looks so sad :(
Kurt and Rachel show up to see the play (no one cares about anyone missing school/work and such? Mercedes and Mike and all of them are just there whenever?!) and there are a few awkward moments when they see Finn and Blaine and look all deer-in-the-headlights, but then they sit down and watch (apparently in this version, they start with 'Beauty School Dropout' lol) and they're all sad.
Then Marley's throwing up in the bathroom and Ryder walks in on her and makes her stop and says his cousin was a wrestler who needed to lose weight and he used to throw up and diet then used laxatives and then - 'he died?' (what I was thinking too) - 'no, he crapped his pants in the middle of a match'


No, poop jokes aren't funny. But the unexpectedness
of that certainly was.

Then Marley says she'd never use laxatives because they're gross, and he says 'Well I don't want to kiss a girl with puke on her breath. Onstage, or after.' AWWWW!!!!
Santana and Britney and Mike and Tina have conversations about possibly getting back together and then Santana goes and sings 'There are Worse Things I Could Do' with Wade also singing (really, the people in the audience around him can't hear him??) and Cassie dancing with a randomly-shirtless Brodie is also singing.. And it's pretty good!
When Marley's in her catsuit and she and Ryder are preparing to go onstage Kitty comes up and goes 'you'll be fine, but there's a critic in the audience who hates EVERYTHING. So good luck trying to impress him!' And then Marley looks really freaked, so Ryder kisses her (AWW!!) and Jake sees (he hasn't had any lines this episode, but he's had a lot of intense stares) and he looks all sad and jealous.
They go onstage, they do a great job, like I knew they would, and then Mike and Tina are dancing together, so are Santana and Britney (some strategic choreography there, I see!) and it pans over to Rachel in the audience, and suddenly it's her and Finn up on the stage instead of Marley and Ryder (of course she has to make everything about her, good greif -.-) and she flashes back to the first time she and Finn sang 'You're The One That I Want' and she freaked him out... Kurt also pictures himself onstage and then Rachel runs out all dramatic-like and calls Brodie and... CASSIE ANSWERS!!! They slept toegether!! And she tells Rachel off and tells her to 'remember her place' and Rachel takes my advice I was giving Marley last week - AND HANGS UP!!! Thank goodness SOMEONE has some common sense lol
Finn sees her crying, knows they're 'boy tears' because she has 4 types of tears, and they get in an argument because he feels hurt that she's crying over a boy but not over the fact that they broke up. 

My God, he's right!

Blaine tries to apologize to Kurt for cheating on him, and Kurt doesn't care :/ That is just so uncomfortable...
Then they read the review from the harsh critic and he LOVED their show (also we find out that he's only a sophmore haha) so Kitty was psyching Marley out for nothing!
There are tears and such when Mr. Schue says his goodbye 'for a few months' to everyone and I am left with a pretty good sense of closure for such an episode. I mean sure, Rachel's sad, but I don't think I care haha.. The other couples are ambiguous about getting back together, and Marley and Ryder finally kissed! For real!!