Glee's back!! Glee's back!!!
Arty's visiting Finn at the tire shop, Finn's grumpy. Poor guy. Arty thinks Finn just needs a 'creative outlet' so he 'holds the musical hostage' to try and convince Finn to co-direct the musical with him! I'm actually super-excited because I've missed Finn!!
Blaine's really sad, Sam tells him to get over it, so the natural thing to do is sing 'hopelessly devoted to you'... And look at a scrapbook of pictures of Kurt. That's kinda weird, no? It's not even pictures of the 2 of them, it's all just Kurt O.o And then he goes to walk through the football practise (why?) wearing bright yellow jeans lol and now he's auditioning! Oh crap I hope he doesn't cry again, I can't stand another Blaine-sing-and-cry scene!! Then when they say they want him to be Danny, he starts crying and says he can't so he runs away. But he looks just like him!!!
OMFG ARTY NEEDED A VOCAL COACH AND A CHOREOGRAPHER SO MIKE AND MERCEDES ARE BACK!!!! IN SLOW MOTION NO LESS!! OMG!!! YAAAY!!! Although you'd think they would have stuff to do back at their schools?? WHO CARES THEYRE HERE!!!
Beiste is playing relationship/football coach to Will and Emma and Emma agrees to go with Will to Washington - and suddenly Beiste looks like she's gonna cry?? Why?! We're 10 minutes in and everyone's already sad!
No one can find anyone to play Danny (Sam would rather be hit by a car door again than play the lead) so Finn goes to the football team and finds a random guy dancing on the sidelines so, of course, he decides 'I want to get that guy in the play' haha
Sue's lurking in the bathroom and trying to be mean to Marley/ee but can't find a mean nickname for her haha but she's just being awful to Wade/Unique who wants to play Rizzo in the play so then they sing and dance down the hallway OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG!!! Pink's 'Blow Me (One Last Kiss)' one of my fave songs of the year!! So badass and catchy lol! I love Marlee/ey but she was mostly shouting that song :/ No one can beat Pink!!
Finn sneaks into the study hall to talk to the Ryder guy and tells him to join Glee club, but the poor kid had to study 24/7 and is still getting a C (and he hasn't even seen Dark Night Rises yet!)
Then Arty gives Finn a lesson in jukeboxes and (surprise, surprise) Ryder shows up onstage, says he can't sing, Finn compares singing to 'a really good poop' hahaha and they sing! Damn this kid's good! Sounds almost the same as Finn lol, but we all know how much I love Finn, so that's a good thing!!
Ryder talks to Marlee/ey and Jake looks jealous so then Kitty disses him and goes over to introduce herself to Ryder and diss my girl Marley/ee and NOW I love Ryder even more cos he says to her 'you seem like such a bitch, what'd she ever do to you?' Poor Marlee/ey runs away crying and Kitty informs Ryder 'I'm single by the way' and he gives her a look like 'Good for you, I wonder why'.
Then she and Jake decide theyre not too cool for the musical after all, and audition effectively ruining another of my favourite songs 'Everybody Talks' by Neon Trees. Jake is fine, of course, but Kitty is (of course) one of those overly-throaty over-pronouncing singers. Ugh I hate her. Good thing none of the guys actually like her, Jake's only using her to try and make Marlee/ey notice him, and Ryder can see her for what she really is!
Then Sue calls Finn and Will into the principal's office to bitch about how much she doesn't want Unique to play a girl in the play (this was hilarious considering Figgins didn't even realise Unique was a guy) and then when Finn is telling Sue off for being a bigot, he accidentally calls her baby the r-word and immideately stops himself and apologizes, but it's too late... Damn :/
The 4 finalists for Danny and Sandy have a dance-off and Kitty is a super-bitch (and gets a telling-off from Mercedes!) but everyone else NAILED it!! One of the most entertaing dance routines they've ever had on this show!!
So then Finn posts the list and everyone gets the roles we expected - Unique as Rizzo, Sam as the hit-by-a-door guy, Brittney as Cha-Cha, Tina as Jan, Blaine as Teen Angel.. And then Jake doesn't get Danny, Ryder does, and he looks disappointed but handles it, Marlee/ey gets Sandy and is SO happy, then Kitty marches up and sees that she's been given the role of 'Patty Simcox? Patty SIMCOX? Who the HELL is Patty Simcox?? I don't get it, I prayed REALLY hard on this!' Joe points out 'Maybe God was distracted by all the people with cancer!' hahahaha and she fires back 'shut up, Avatar!' Then she rants at Marley (I finally looked it up, that's how you spell it lol) about how she's gonna need to look for something slimming when she goes dumpster-diving for her costume and I'm thinking, you know what, 1) SLAP THAT BITCH and 2) You don't need to stand there while someone is insulting you for 5 minutes, WALK AWAY, girl!!!
Oh I forgot to mention earlier, amongst all the play-drama, Beiste found Emma in her office having second thoughts about going to Washington with Will. Now Will walks in on Emma stress-cooking and she tells him that she thinks she can't do it and they have an utterly adorable conversation about what it means to be someone's wife, and they agree that she can stay there when he goes to Washington, and alternate weekends (she'll go there, he'll come back, etc) until he comes back.
Then he goes to the school and talks to Finn about how he's leaving (but only temporarily, because Finn freaked out for a second) and what it means to grow up and then he reveals that he had an idea and - OH MY GOD FINN'S GONNA RUN GLEE CLUB!!!!!!!!! THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Lol I'm so excited now!! Can't wait for next week!
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